KenshinXXX: YAY!!! I'm INTRODUCING MYSELF!! FIRST!!! AGAIN!! O, and Rachel-
chan is here with us today!! YAY!!!
Katie-baka: I hate all of you.
Rachel-chan: Aaagh, they started without me! they left me out, again! Oh, hi people I like goats.
KenshinXXX: *thinking* what should we have R-chan do? I light my hair on fire and douse it with jell-o, Katie smashes into walls and plays with lint, but what should R-chan do?
Katie-baka: I still hate all of you.-__-'
KenshinXXX: I have it! R-chan can summon SNORTY! THE SEAGOAT!!!
R-chan: Someday goats will rule the world and everyone will be eyebrowless! Seagoats eat eyebrows. YUM!
Katie-baka: I HATE ROSIE COTTENWOOD!!! DEATH!!!*burns rosie voodoo doll*
KenshinXXX: Katie is evil. And so is Rachel. They don't like Samurai Deeper. IT'S SUCH A GOOD MANGA!!!!
R-chan: I am not evil!!! *summons Snorty the Seagoat who then devours KenshinXXX's eyebrows*
Katie-baka: I will KILL Rosie, the hobbit who ENDED the possibility of a relationship between Frodo and Sam. SHE WILL DIE!!!
KenshinXXX: *goes to eyebrow grower* Will you grow me some eyebrows? *leaves with new, goat-proof, eyebrows* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *summons Saiakku* KILL SNORTY!!! *Saiakku proceeds to beat up Snorty relentlessly*
Snorty:-__-'*steps on Saiakku**snort*
Saiakku: *muffled cursing**breaths fire on bottom of Snorty's foot making him leap into the air*
R-chan: SNORTY IS INVINCIBLE!!! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GOAT-PROOF EYEBROWS!!!*falls off chair*
KenshinXXX:*proceeds to beat R-chan*
Katie-baka:*sweat drops*O_O!!! Legolas is hot-
Both: BAD BAD BAD!!!*kill Katie-baka*
Katie: Disclaimer: We all love Legolas!!! But YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!! WE DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!*drools over Legolas*
R-chan: My arms, they're going to fall off.* arm drops off* my shoulders scarred, I am NOT EVIL!!!!!!!!! KenshinXXX on the other hand, has practically killed me and I shall avenge myself! *Maniacal laughter*-
Katie-baka: BE QUIET!!! STORY TIME!!!
All: O_o'
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Inside the inflatable duck, Kenshin turned toward Sano.
"Why do you hate me!?!?!?!" He sobbed dolefully.
Sanosuke sighed, "Aoshi makes me feel all sparkly inside.YOU DON'T!!!"
Kenshin sweat dropped.
Megumi pops out of thin air. "SANO!!! HOW DARE YOU BETRAY me!!!!!! You ARE EVIL!!!!!"
Sano: But-
Megumi:*HISS*
Sano: *runs screaming as if the coyotes were back and Aoshi had dissed him* NO!!! I NEED TO live!!! FOR AOSHI!!!!
Aoshi suddenly appeared.
Sano: Weren't you already here?
Aoshi:.
Sano:*glomps Aoshi*
Aoshi: I*gasp*can't*gasp*breath*falls unconscious*X_X
Sano: OH NO!!! AAAAAAOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHIIIII-CHAAAAAAAANN!!!
Kenshin: WE MUST SAVE.. THE COYOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*(K-B-n: These are FUN!!!)
Katie-baka: You mean Kaoru?
Shishio plushie.OF DOOM:*sings G Gundam theme song*^__^
R-chan appears.
Rachel-chan: *looks around nervously* Where is KenshinXXX? And where did I come from? I think my shoulders might be bleading.
Katie-baka: CAN'T YOU EVEN BLEED NORMALLY??!!*points to type-o*
KenshinXXX: Is this a family reunion? OH NO!!! I FORGOT TO INVITE SOMEONE!! *runs in random circles screaming random obsessions as hair catches on fire again* AHH!!! MY HAIR!!!
Saitou: Can't you ever stop being on fire? It's annoying and we have to keep buying jell-o
Katie-baka: Ooo, bad luck, KenshinX, we're outta instant jell-o^_^
KenshinXXX: THEN GO BUY SOME YOU BAKA!! *runs to the VERY handy, river of jell-o and stuffs head in* Ahhh, much better *smiles*
R-chan: Good thing you found that river, I'm broke. I sure hope your talons aren't poisonous.
KenshinXXX: I DON'T HAVE TALONS!!!!!
Katie-baka: What ever happened to those packing peanuts?...T_T
Saitou: Hey!
K-B: What?
Saitou:.
K-b: WHAT?!
Saitou: Did you know I am the LORD.of dance? Did you also know that I am, drum-roll please...*random drumroll plays*... A DISEMBODIED VOICE!?
Katie-baka: I will kill you now-*gets hit by fleet of WALLS OF DOOM!!!*X_X'
All:*cheer madly*
KenshinXXX: You never found the answer to the packing peanuts question.
Kenshin: Oh well, she can live with it. MY DEAR Kaoru!!! WHERE HAVE YOU gone? *howls dolefully at the unseen moon*
Rachel-chan: I must go chase some goats now they got away from me and nobody will help me catch them so I must be off!!
KenshinXXX: BYE!!!!!
Yahiko appears.
Yahiko: Kenshin, I'm here with a message from everyone back in Tokyo. UNLESS YOU LEARN NOT TO EAT SMALL MUSHROOMS YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK!!!! EATING MUSHROOMS IS SOOOOO GROSS!! (A/N: Yah! Go Yahiko! I hate mushrooms to!)
Yahiko leaves in puff of doomy smoke
All:.
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A/N: This random... uh, what was it again? Oh yeah!! A fanfic!! Anyway, the randomness and other things will be continued later! Um, yah... now for a word from our sponsors!!
Katie-baka: NOO!!! YOU HAVEN'T INCLUDED me!!!
*KenshinXXX ends author's note & knocks Katie-baka off stage into pit of DOOM!!!*
Katie-baka: I hate all of you.
Rachel-chan: Aaagh, they started without me! they left me out, again! Oh, hi people I like goats.
KenshinXXX: *thinking* what should we have R-chan do? I light my hair on fire and douse it with jell-o, Katie smashes into walls and plays with lint, but what should R-chan do?
Katie-baka: I still hate all of you.-__-'
KenshinXXX: I have it! R-chan can summon SNORTY! THE SEAGOAT!!!
R-chan: Someday goats will rule the world and everyone will be eyebrowless! Seagoats eat eyebrows. YUM!
Katie-baka: I HATE ROSIE COTTENWOOD!!! DEATH!!!*burns rosie voodoo doll*
KenshinXXX: Katie is evil. And so is Rachel. They don't like Samurai Deeper. IT'S SUCH A GOOD MANGA!!!!
R-chan: I am not evil!!! *summons Snorty the Seagoat who then devours KenshinXXX's eyebrows*
Katie-baka: I will KILL Rosie, the hobbit who ENDED the possibility of a relationship between Frodo and Sam. SHE WILL DIE!!!
KenshinXXX: *goes to eyebrow grower* Will you grow me some eyebrows? *leaves with new, goat-proof, eyebrows* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *summons Saiakku* KILL SNORTY!!! *Saiakku proceeds to beat up Snorty relentlessly*
Snorty:-__-'*steps on Saiakku**snort*
Saiakku: *muffled cursing**breaths fire on bottom of Snorty's foot making him leap into the air*
R-chan: SNORTY IS INVINCIBLE!!! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GOAT-PROOF EYEBROWS!!!*falls off chair*
KenshinXXX:*proceeds to beat R-chan*
Katie-baka:*sweat drops*O_O!!! Legolas is hot-
Both: BAD BAD BAD!!!*kill Katie-baka*
Katie: Disclaimer: We all love Legolas!!! But YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!! WE DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!*drools over Legolas*
R-chan: My arms, they're going to fall off.* arm drops off* my shoulders scarred, I am NOT EVIL!!!!!!!!! KenshinXXX on the other hand, has practically killed me and I shall avenge myself! *Maniacal laughter*-
Katie-baka: BE QUIET!!! STORY TIME!!!
All: O_o'
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Inside the inflatable duck, Kenshin turned toward Sano.
"Why do you hate me!?!?!?!" He sobbed dolefully.
Sanosuke sighed, "Aoshi makes me feel all sparkly inside.YOU DON'T!!!"
Kenshin sweat dropped.
Megumi pops out of thin air. "SANO!!! HOW DARE YOU BETRAY me!!!!!! You ARE EVIL!!!!!"
Sano: But-
Megumi:*HISS*
Sano: *runs screaming as if the coyotes were back and Aoshi had dissed him* NO!!! I NEED TO live!!! FOR AOSHI!!!!
Aoshi suddenly appeared.
Sano: Weren't you already here?
Aoshi:.
Sano:*glomps Aoshi*
Aoshi: I*gasp*can't*gasp*breath*falls unconscious*X_X
Sano: OH NO!!! AAAAAAOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHIIIII-CHAAAAAAAANN!!!
Kenshin: WE MUST SAVE.. THE COYOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*(K-B-n: These are FUN!!!)
Katie-baka: You mean Kaoru?
Shishio plushie.OF DOOM:*sings G Gundam theme song*^__^
R-chan appears.
Rachel-chan: *looks around nervously* Where is KenshinXXX? And where did I come from? I think my shoulders might be bleading.
Katie-baka: CAN'T YOU EVEN BLEED NORMALLY??!!*points to type-o*
KenshinXXX: Is this a family reunion? OH NO!!! I FORGOT TO INVITE SOMEONE!! *runs in random circles screaming random obsessions as hair catches on fire again* AHH!!! MY HAIR!!!
Saitou: Can't you ever stop being on fire? It's annoying and we have to keep buying jell-o
Katie-baka: Ooo, bad luck, KenshinX, we're outta instant jell-o^_^
KenshinXXX: THEN GO BUY SOME YOU BAKA!! *runs to the VERY handy, river of jell-o and stuffs head in* Ahhh, much better *smiles*
R-chan: Good thing you found that river, I'm broke. I sure hope your talons aren't poisonous.
KenshinXXX: I DON'T HAVE TALONS!!!!!
Katie-baka: What ever happened to those packing peanuts?...T_T
Saitou: Hey!
K-B: What?
Saitou:.
K-b: WHAT?!
Saitou: Did you know I am the LORD.of dance? Did you also know that I am, drum-roll please...*random drumroll plays*... A DISEMBODIED VOICE!?
Katie-baka: I will kill you now-*gets hit by fleet of WALLS OF DOOM!!!*X_X'
All:*cheer madly*
KenshinXXX: You never found the answer to the packing peanuts question.
Kenshin: Oh well, she can live with it. MY DEAR Kaoru!!! WHERE HAVE YOU gone? *howls dolefully at the unseen moon*
Rachel-chan: I must go chase some goats now they got away from me and nobody will help me catch them so I must be off!!
KenshinXXX: BYE!!!!!
Yahiko appears.
Yahiko: Kenshin, I'm here with a message from everyone back in Tokyo. UNLESS YOU LEARN NOT TO EAT SMALL MUSHROOMS YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK!!!! EATING MUSHROOMS IS SOOOOO GROSS!! (A/N: Yah! Go Yahiko! I hate mushrooms to!)
Yahiko leaves in puff of doomy smoke
All:.
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A/N: This random... uh, what was it again? Oh yeah!! A fanfic!! Anyway, the randomness and other things will be continued later! Um, yah... now for a word from our sponsors!!
Katie-baka: NOO!!! YOU HAVEN'T INCLUDED me!!!
*KenshinXXX ends author's note & knocks Katie-baka off stage into pit of DOOM!!!*