KenshinXXX: YELLOW!!!!!!!
Rachel-chan: Yellow! I like the color yellow, its happy and bright and wonderful, and beautiful and like lemons.
KenshinXXX: No, that's not what I meant. Yellow is what my grandma says every time she answers the telephone. It's rather strange really.
Rachel-chan: Okay, that's interesting. My grandpa likes peanuts.
KenshinXXX: ?_? That was rather random. It's strange. I like your keyboard because it seems old but I also like MY keyboard because it's new. So, does that mean I like all keyboards? Or am I just being my same old weird self?
Rachel-chan: Same old weird self.
KenshinXXX: It's good to know that I'm not going crazy. Or at least I don't think I am.
Saiakku: Will you hurry up already, you two?
Rachel-chan: I can and will take my own sweet time! May Snorty eat your eyebrows!
Saiakku: But I don't HAVE eyebrows.
Rachel-chan: Well... deep down inside everybody has eyebrows so, may Snorty eat your inner eyebrows!
KX: 0.0 O-o-o-kay then. Anyway, as some of you readers may have already noticed, Katie-baka could not be here with us today so we shall be going on without her! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Just kidding Katie. Now on with the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: Neither KX or RC or even KB own well, anything. Rurouni Kenshin is property of Watsuki something-or-other. I didn't bother to memorize his name. But it belongs to him anyway even though his name is not a particularly important part of fandom.
R-C: On with the fic!
¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬ Kenshin walked in very tiny circles within the humongous rubber duck. Very small circles mind you since the duck was filled with his friends/one time enemies/a very dog crazy- Aoshi.
"Stop walking in circles, you're making me dizzy." RC said, eyes spinning.
"But I can't help thinking that I forgot something. Like I need to do something. But jif I don't know what it is, how can I do it?"
"Maybe you forgot..." Said KX pausing slightly, "That you said that we were going to..." Pauses again. "SAVE THE COYOTES!!!!! *howls*"
"Or..." RC also pauses, "you forgot to buy a gift for someone's birthday."
"But I don't even know my OWN birthday!"
"Your birthday is June 20th baka!" KX knows her anime characters doesn't she?
"Well, if that's tru-u-e, why did that masked figure fly into the night on a marshmallow?"
"How am I supposed to know?!?!"
"Yah, Kenshin, how is she supposed to know?" Asked Sano from where he was being beaten up by Megumi.
"Well, she knows my birthday so it only makes sense that she knows EVERYTHING!!!"
"But if you don't know your OWN birthday then how do you know if I'm right?"
"We should ask my dad, HE knows everything." Says RC randomly.
Everyone in the duck: 0o0
"You have three eyes? Since when? Why don't I?" asks RC.
"We don't. You're just crazy. As a physician I should know." Megumi stated plainly as she continues to beat up Sano who was by now completely purple all over.
"What's a physician?" asks RC.
"A DOCTOR!!!" screams Megumi.
"Oh," says RC.
"La, la, la. I'm gonna go outside and get torched by the flaming coyotes." States KX plainly.
"Okay, but your hair better not catch fire because I'M OUT OF JELL-O! ARF!" Said Aoshi.
"Oh, okay then." KX was outside for about 2 seconds before she ran back into the DUCK screaming something about maniacal plushies in coyotes suits with her hair once more ablaze.
"Gosh darned it all! Now I gotta go buy more jell-o! You owe me big kid, all this jell-o is costing me about 1,000 yen!" said Aoshi who was now very perturbed. A very un-Aoshi like mood.
"Oh get over yourself and get me some jell-o!"
"Jell-o is squishy, " stated RC, "and I have some really old crusty jell-o in my pocket." *takes slimy green blob out of pocket*
All except RC scream "EWWW!!!"
"There you go! Put that jell-o on your head!" Said Aoshi to KX.
"No way! That looks like flubber and flubber is alive and I don't want to put something that's alive in my hair so go fetch the jell-o, jell-o boy!"
"I'm not a boy, I'm a dog!" Nose grows very long.
Everyone else: 0.0 Du-u-u-u-de!
"You've insulted my jell-o! It's not alive" says RC. *Jell-o bites RC* "OUCH! It's just misunderstood!"
*Katie-baka suddenly disappears in a POOF! of smoke*
"Woah! Where'd KB go?" Gasps KX in surprise.
"I knew it was going to happen, they're always really quite just before they vanish. It's so sad. I miss KB!" says RC knowledgably.
"How do YOU know THAT?!" asks the disembodied voice/former police officer/lord of Irish dance/ Wolf of Mibu Saitou.
"From personal experience I suppose."
"Well miss-smarty-pants, who do you know that's vanished besides that baka Katie?"
(from somewhere in the universe) "It's Katie-baka!"
(back in the duck) "I don't know."
"See? I *points to self even though no one can see it* told YOU *points to them* that she didn't know what she was talking about."
"No you didn't. You just asked her how she could know." Stated KX.
"But I DO know! Completely Anonymous told me that," says RC.
"Who the heck is Completely Anonymous?" asks the disembodied voice.
"One of the many Me's," answered RC.
"Wait, if you ARE CA then how can CA tell you something? You would already know it!" Asked KX.
"Well it kinda works like a telephone. CA's the sensible one maybe you should ask her. Or maybe My Conscience, wait no! you should ask the mathematical me, but MM does not exist so you should ask the Grammatical me, but she always has to be so perfect. So you should just ask CA."
"But you are all those people! So if I'm asking YOU technically I'm ALSO asking CA at the exact same time!" exclaimed KX.
"Well, they know more than me but I can't tell you why or how this works all I know is that they are the voices in my head."
*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬ KX: I remembered it! I remembered it! His name is *muffled by Saiakku's paw*
Saiakku: Don't ruin it for the whole world!!
RC: HIM!!! HIM!!! I know Him!!! He's sooooooo... hot!
KX: Wait. Isn't He the dude you have a HUGE crush on?
RC: Maybe... Well yes.
KX: AHA!!! SOOO I WAS right twasn't I? (I meant to right twasn't)
RC: Right about what?
KX: Nevermind. So, hope you enjoyed it. Until next time... (When all of your questions will be answered...maybe)
All: We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christma-a-a-a-ss *gasp, gasp*,and a happy new year!!
Rachel-chan: Yellow! I like the color yellow, its happy and bright and wonderful, and beautiful and like lemons.
KenshinXXX: No, that's not what I meant. Yellow is what my grandma says every time she answers the telephone. It's rather strange really.
Rachel-chan: Okay, that's interesting. My grandpa likes peanuts.
KenshinXXX: ?_? That was rather random. It's strange. I like your keyboard because it seems old but I also like MY keyboard because it's new. So, does that mean I like all keyboards? Or am I just being my same old weird self?
Rachel-chan: Same old weird self.
KenshinXXX: It's good to know that I'm not going crazy. Or at least I don't think I am.
Saiakku: Will you hurry up already, you two?
Rachel-chan: I can and will take my own sweet time! May Snorty eat your eyebrows!
Saiakku: But I don't HAVE eyebrows.
Rachel-chan: Well... deep down inside everybody has eyebrows so, may Snorty eat your inner eyebrows!
KX: 0.0 O-o-o-kay then. Anyway, as some of you readers may have already noticed, Katie-baka could not be here with us today so we shall be going on without her! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Just kidding Katie. Now on with the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: Neither KX or RC or even KB own well, anything. Rurouni Kenshin is property of Watsuki something-or-other. I didn't bother to memorize his name. But it belongs to him anyway even though his name is not a particularly important part of fandom.
R-C: On with the fic!
¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬ Kenshin walked in very tiny circles within the humongous rubber duck. Very small circles mind you since the duck was filled with his friends/one time enemies/a very dog crazy- Aoshi.
"Stop walking in circles, you're making me dizzy." RC said, eyes spinning.
"But I can't help thinking that I forgot something. Like I need to do something. But jif I don't know what it is, how can I do it?"
"Maybe you forgot..." Said KX pausing slightly, "That you said that we were going to..." Pauses again. "SAVE THE COYOTES!!!!! *howls*"
"Or..." RC also pauses, "you forgot to buy a gift for someone's birthday."
"But I don't even know my OWN birthday!"
"Your birthday is June 20th baka!" KX knows her anime characters doesn't she?
"Well, if that's tru-u-e, why did that masked figure fly into the night on a marshmallow?"
"How am I supposed to know?!?!"
"Yah, Kenshin, how is she supposed to know?" Asked Sano from where he was being beaten up by Megumi.
"Well, she knows my birthday so it only makes sense that she knows EVERYTHING!!!"
"But if you don't know your OWN birthday then how do you know if I'm right?"
"We should ask my dad, HE knows everything." Says RC randomly.
Everyone in the duck: 0o0
"You have three eyes? Since when? Why don't I?" asks RC.
"We don't. You're just crazy. As a physician I should know." Megumi stated plainly as she continues to beat up Sano who was by now completely purple all over.
"What's a physician?" asks RC.
"A DOCTOR!!!" screams Megumi.
"Oh," says RC.
"La, la, la. I'm gonna go outside and get torched by the flaming coyotes." States KX plainly.
"Okay, but your hair better not catch fire because I'M OUT OF JELL-O! ARF!" Said Aoshi.
"Oh, okay then." KX was outside for about 2 seconds before she ran back into the DUCK screaming something about maniacal plushies in coyotes suits with her hair once more ablaze.
"Gosh darned it all! Now I gotta go buy more jell-o! You owe me big kid, all this jell-o is costing me about 1,000 yen!" said Aoshi who was now very perturbed. A very un-Aoshi like mood.
"Oh get over yourself and get me some jell-o!"
"Jell-o is squishy, " stated RC, "and I have some really old crusty jell-o in my pocket." *takes slimy green blob out of pocket*
All except RC scream "EWWW!!!"
"There you go! Put that jell-o on your head!" Said Aoshi to KX.
"No way! That looks like flubber and flubber is alive and I don't want to put something that's alive in my hair so go fetch the jell-o, jell-o boy!"
"I'm not a boy, I'm a dog!" Nose grows very long.
Everyone else: 0.0 Du-u-u-u-de!
"You've insulted my jell-o! It's not alive" says RC. *Jell-o bites RC* "OUCH! It's just misunderstood!"
*Katie-baka suddenly disappears in a POOF! of smoke*
"Woah! Where'd KB go?" Gasps KX in surprise.
"I knew it was going to happen, they're always really quite just before they vanish. It's so sad. I miss KB!" says RC knowledgably.
"How do YOU know THAT?!" asks the disembodied voice/former police officer/lord of Irish dance/ Wolf of Mibu Saitou.
"From personal experience I suppose."
"Well miss-smarty-pants, who do you know that's vanished besides that baka Katie?"
(from somewhere in the universe) "It's Katie-baka!"
(back in the duck) "I don't know."
"See? I *points to self even though no one can see it* told YOU *points to them* that she didn't know what she was talking about."
"No you didn't. You just asked her how she could know." Stated KX.
"But I DO know! Completely Anonymous told me that," says RC.
"Who the heck is Completely Anonymous?" asks the disembodied voice.
"One of the many Me's," answered RC.
"Wait, if you ARE CA then how can CA tell you something? You would already know it!" Asked KX.
"Well it kinda works like a telephone. CA's the sensible one maybe you should ask her. Or maybe My Conscience, wait no! you should ask the mathematical me, but MM does not exist so you should ask the Grammatical me, but she always has to be so perfect. So you should just ask CA."
"But you are all those people! So if I'm asking YOU technically I'm ALSO asking CA at the exact same time!" exclaimed KX.
"Well, they know more than me but I can't tell you why or how this works all I know is that they are the voices in my head."
*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬*¬ KX: I remembered it! I remembered it! His name is *muffled by Saiakku's paw*
Saiakku: Don't ruin it for the whole world!!
RC: HIM!!! HIM!!! I know Him!!! He's sooooooo... hot!
KX: Wait. Isn't He the dude you have a HUGE crush on?
RC: Maybe... Well yes.
KX: AHA!!! SOOO I WAS right twasn't I? (I meant to right twasn't)
RC: Right about what?
KX: Nevermind. So, hope you enjoyed it. Until next time... (When all of your questions will be answered...maybe)
All: We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christma-a-a-a-ss *gasp, gasp*,and a happy new year!!