Rachel-chan: I'm back!!!
KenshinXXX: OoO REEEAAAALLLLYYYY?!?!?!
Rachel-chan: Yes, I am back and I have a song: McDonalds, McDonaldsssssss, and Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut...
KenshinXXX: Ahem. Anyway, yes we are back and once again Katie-baka could not join us.
Rachel-chan: So sad. *sob*
KX: Aw, get over yourself!
RC: Hmph!
Saiakku: Now let's get on with the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: We do not own anything. Except for one thing, Rachel-chan's shoes with a whole in them.
KX: Now on with the fic!!!
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BOOM!!
"What was that!?" Screeched KX hiding her face beneath her arms.
BOOM!!
"I'll go outside and check," said RC. RC steps outside of the duck for a few seconds and then comes back in and says, "It's the wetness."
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THE WETNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! RUN AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!" yelled Megumi, losing her calm exterior and running in the largest circle she possibly could while in the duck. "Wait. *stops running* What's the wetness?"
BOOM!!
"You know, those little balls of matter that fall from the sky that aren't solids or gases or plasma," explained RC.
"What in the--?"
BOOM!!
"Ask the ever-so-troubled-by-the-Roache scientific me."
"BUT YOU ARE HER!!!" screamed KX.
"Sort of, but not really."
All but RC: "Not THIS again!"
"You people need some sugar, then you'd understand!"
"Well, no matter what we need we NEED to get out of this duck!!" said KX matter-of-factly.
"But what about the WETNESS?!!" screamed/ asked RC.
"THAT'S THE POINT!! We ALL need to get wet once in a while!!"
"But... What if I MELT?!!!"
"You're not the wicked witch of the West baka!! You WON'T melt. Trust me." *all walk out of duck*
"I'm melting!" cried RC.
"Stop being a baby, its just water," said Sano.
"Water? What's water?"
"What do you mean WHAT'S WATER?!" asked a very shocked Sano.
"I mean what's this water stuff?"
All: 0o0
"Well, what IS water?"
"That stuff *points to rain* is water," explains Sano.
"Oh! You mean the wetness."
"Exactly," says KX. "And while you're at it, why not ask what the earth is!"
"Huh, what is the earth?"
All: 0.0 or 0o0 or 0O0
Sano: That's it, I'm out of here. *starts walking away*
Aoshi: Right behind you. *starts trotting behind Sano on all fours*
Sano: ^____^ AOOOOOOOOOIOSHIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns and glomps Aoshi (again)*
Megumi: SANOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Sano: Uh-oh!! *flees in terror*
"What? There's no word for those things in Latin, which happens to be my first language."
Kenshin: *sigh* She's so confusing that I feel like I should actually rescue Kaoru from the masked evildoer who flew away in to the night on his marshmallow. (A/N: No I'm NOT a Kaoru basher.)
RC: That's it!
Kenshin: That's what?
RC: That's what you forgot!
Kenshin: I forgot something? What did I forget?
RC: Yes! You forgot something. You forgot to save Kaoru!
Kenshin: No, I always knew that I was SUPPOSED to save Kaoru, but she loves coyotes, not me. So what's the point? Plus, I like to procrastinate. Like when YOU don't do the homework that YOU'RE SUPPOSED to do.
RC: What do you mean homework that I'm SUPPOSED to do? I ALWAYS do my homework.
Mr. Read: *suddenly, Mr. Read, RC's math teacher pops out of thin air* hehem?
RC: *cowering in fear* Well, I do most of it, most of the time.
Mr. Read: *vanishes*
Kenshin: I don't believe you!
KX: I'll tell you one person who you can NEVER believe... *dramatic pause* *drum roll* MS. GAREY!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Saitou: How can you never believe this...um... Ms. Garey person?
KX: Because she's... ELECTRONICALLY IMPAIRED!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ms. Garey: *appears* *frowns not remembering why she's there* *disappears*
Kenshin and Saitou: What does electronically impaired mean?
KX: It means she can't use electronic thing-a-ma-jiggys.
K/S: What are electronic thing-a-ma-jiggys?
RC: You should ask CA, I'll go get her. *looks spaced out*
Yahiko: *everyone suddenly realizes that he's been here the whole time* What? I thought she was CA?
Saitou: Yah.
Kenshin: Me too.
Planet Earth: ME THREE!!!
KX: Well, I guess we'll find out the truth in approximately 30 minutes. That's how long it normally takes her to find CA.
~Inside RC's head~
RC: CA? Where are you?
Grammatical Me: Oh, hi RC.
RC: Have you seen CA?
GM: Not recently ask My Conscience.
RC: Okay. My Conscience? Where are yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
~Outside RC's head~
Saitou: Twiddle, twiddle, twiddle, twiddle.
Yahiko: Ew! Stop! It sounds like you're saying: pittle, pittle, pittle, pittle.
Saitou: But I can't stop! I don't have any thumbs so I have to say twiddle!!
Yahiko: You're such a cry baby!
Saitou: *sob* But... I have no MOMMA!!!! (A/N: I got that from the book A Little Princess)
Kenshin: (gangster like) Ah, shud ap! Both a yas!
Y/S: 0.0 *shut up*
~back in RC's head~
My Conscience: What do you want?! I'm busy trying to make decisions that will effect you the rest of your life such as what to say to Ste... *cut off by RC*
RC: OK! I get it I just want to know where CA is.
MC: In that case... I'm not sure.
RC: You must know!
MC: OK, so maybe I do know where she is.
RC: I knew it!
MC: She's with the Scientific Me trying to console her.
RC: Thank you! *leaves to find CA* CAAAAA!!!!
CA: Yes?
RC: Come, they want to talk to you.
CA: BUT...
RC: No BUTS! Come, at once! *rapidly makes way to talking thingy-place* Talk to them!
~back outside RC's head~
CA: Hello!
KX: Woah! *looks at watch* It only took RC twenty-nine minutes and 59 seconds that time!
CA: RC said you wanted to talk to me. TALK OR I'LL KILL YA!! Just kidding.
Kenshin:*backs away slightly* Uh... what was our question again?
K/S/Y: *murmur to selves in small group*
KX: I've got it! We were going to ask about the ELEMENTAL HORSE-beast-thing- a-ma-jigs.
CA: Vale, el caballo de hielo es Koori. El caballo de icendio es Kaji. El caballos de agua y viento es Mizu y Uindo. Último es el caballo de tierra es Daichi.
Kenshin: **_** What in the world?
KX: I think she was speaking Spanish.
Yahiko: What was it all supposed to MEAN though?
KX: Who knows? I'll ask. CA, what were you talking about?
CA: Je es parlant concernant l' element chevals.
KX: Speak JAPANESE please!!
CA: I do not know that language.
KX: BUT YOU JUST SPOKE IT!!
CA: No I didn't.
Kenshin: If you DIDN'T then how could I UNDERSTAND you?
CA: It must be one of those alternate Wednesdays, are we in Avalon?
Yahiko: What's "Avalon"?
Saitou: Kids these days. Always asking "what's this?" and "what's that?".
CA: Do you know what Avalon is Mr. I-know-everything?
Saitou: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
CA: Then tell me, what is Avalon?
Saitou: It's a bottle of hair care 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and we just happen to be tiny dust mites who got to hop inside the bottle before it was closed. ^____^
CA: Uh... no! Avalon is an island where SEAGOATS and CONDEMENT TRIBES run FREE! Kind of.
KX: OH!! Caught in the act Mr. Saitou!!
Saitou: NO I WASN'T!!! There IS a hair care product called Avalon!!
KX: NO THERE ISN'T!!
Saitou: YES THERE IS!!
KX: NO!!
Saitou: YES!!
KX: NO!!
Saitou: YES!!
Yahiko: SHUT UP!!
KX/ S:...
CA: As I was saying... SEAGOATS and CONDIMENT TRIBES run FREE!! There are three main tribes but I won't explain these things right now because I might get an account on fictionpress.com and write a LONG story about this.
KX: But you never finished explaining about the elemental horses!
CA: YES I DID!!! YOU IGNORANT fools just can't UNDERSTAND ME!!!!
KX: Ah whatever. I'm getting cold from all this rain. Let's get inside the duck.
Kenshin: But Sano, Megumi, and Aoshi are still OUT THERE!!! WE MUST FIND THEM!!!
Megumi: Don't worry we're right here! *holds up a bedraggled Sano with Aoshi at her heals*
All: *go back into the duck*
Kenshin: Weren't we trying to leave this?
CA: Si, sino el caballo de agua es enojado.
Megumi: What language was THAT supposed to be?
Everyone else besides CA: Don't ask us! We have absolutely no idea!
CA: TEHE!!
Noise from outside: SIIIZZZZLLLLEEE!!!
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KX: Find out what sizzled next chapter! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Saiakku: OH NO!!! THE EVIL LAUGH IS BACK!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!
CA: Adios, por favor repaso. If you do repaso/ review I'll speak more strange languages, and tell you what I'm saying.
KX: Well, we hope to get another chapter up tonight so until then, Ja ne!
KenshinXXX: OoO REEEAAAALLLLYYYY?!?!?!
Rachel-chan: Yes, I am back and I have a song: McDonalds, McDonaldsssssss, and Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut...
KenshinXXX: Ahem. Anyway, yes we are back and once again Katie-baka could not join us.
Rachel-chan: So sad. *sob*
KX: Aw, get over yourself!
RC: Hmph!
Saiakku: Now let's get on with the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: We do not own anything. Except for one thing, Rachel-chan's shoes with a whole in them.
KX: Now on with the fic!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
BOOM!!
"What was that!?" Screeched KX hiding her face beneath her arms.
BOOM!!
"I'll go outside and check," said RC. RC steps outside of the duck for a few seconds and then comes back in and says, "It's the wetness."
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THE WETNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! RUN AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!" yelled Megumi, losing her calm exterior and running in the largest circle she possibly could while in the duck. "Wait. *stops running* What's the wetness?"
BOOM!!
"You know, those little balls of matter that fall from the sky that aren't solids or gases or plasma," explained RC.
"What in the--?"
BOOM!!
"Ask the ever-so-troubled-by-the-Roache scientific me."
"BUT YOU ARE HER!!!" screamed KX.
"Sort of, but not really."
All but RC: "Not THIS again!"
"You people need some sugar, then you'd understand!"
"Well, no matter what we need we NEED to get out of this duck!!" said KX matter-of-factly.
"But what about the WETNESS?!!" screamed/ asked RC.
"THAT'S THE POINT!! We ALL need to get wet once in a while!!"
"But... What if I MELT?!!!"
"You're not the wicked witch of the West baka!! You WON'T melt. Trust me." *all walk out of duck*
"I'm melting!" cried RC.
"Stop being a baby, its just water," said Sano.
"Water? What's water?"
"What do you mean WHAT'S WATER?!" asked a very shocked Sano.
"I mean what's this water stuff?"
All: 0o0
"Well, what IS water?"
"That stuff *points to rain* is water," explains Sano.
"Oh! You mean the wetness."
"Exactly," says KX. "And while you're at it, why not ask what the earth is!"
"Huh, what is the earth?"
All: 0.0 or 0o0 or 0O0
Sano: That's it, I'm out of here. *starts walking away*
Aoshi: Right behind you. *starts trotting behind Sano on all fours*
Sano: ^____^ AOOOOOOOOOIOSHIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns and glomps Aoshi (again)*
Megumi: SANOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Sano: Uh-oh!! *flees in terror*
"What? There's no word for those things in Latin, which happens to be my first language."
Kenshin: *sigh* She's so confusing that I feel like I should actually rescue Kaoru from the masked evildoer who flew away in to the night on his marshmallow. (A/N: No I'm NOT a Kaoru basher.)
RC: That's it!
Kenshin: That's what?
RC: That's what you forgot!
Kenshin: I forgot something? What did I forget?
RC: Yes! You forgot something. You forgot to save Kaoru!
Kenshin: No, I always knew that I was SUPPOSED to save Kaoru, but she loves coyotes, not me. So what's the point? Plus, I like to procrastinate. Like when YOU don't do the homework that YOU'RE SUPPOSED to do.
RC: What do you mean homework that I'm SUPPOSED to do? I ALWAYS do my homework.
Mr. Read: *suddenly, Mr. Read, RC's math teacher pops out of thin air* hehem?
RC: *cowering in fear* Well, I do most of it, most of the time.
Mr. Read: *vanishes*
Kenshin: I don't believe you!
KX: I'll tell you one person who you can NEVER believe... *dramatic pause* *drum roll* MS. GAREY!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Saitou: How can you never believe this...um... Ms. Garey person?
KX: Because she's... ELECTRONICALLY IMPAIRED!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ms. Garey: *appears* *frowns not remembering why she's there* *disappears*
Kenshin and Saitou: What does electronically impaired mean?
KX: It means she can't use electronic thing-a-ma-jiggys.
K/S: What are electronic thing-a-ma-jiggys?
RC: You should ask CA, I'll go get her. *looks spaced out*
Yahiko: *everyone suddenly realizes that he's been here the whole time* What? I thought she was CA?
Saitou: Yah.
Kenshin: Me too.
Planet Earth: ME THREE!!!
KX: Well, I guess we'll find out the truth in approximately 30 minutes. That's how long it normally takes her to find CA.
~Inside RC's head~
RC: CA? Where are you?
Grammatical Me: Oh, hi RC.
RC: Have you seen CA?
GM: Not recently ask My Conscience.
RC: Okay. My Conscience? Where are yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
~Outside RC's head~
Saitou: Twiddle, twiddle, twiddle, twiddle.
Yahiko: Ew! Stop! It sounds like you're saying: pittle, pittle, pittle, pittle.
Saitou: But I can't stop! I don't have any thumbs so I have to say twiddle!!
Yahiko: You're such a cry baby!
Saitou: *sob* But... I have no MOMMA!!!! (A/N: I got that from the book A Little Princess)
Kenshin: (gangster like) Ah, shud ap! Both a yas!
Y/S: 0.0 *shut up*
~back in RC's head~
My Conscience: What do you want?! I'm busy trying to make decisions that will effect you the rest of your life such as what to say to Ste... *cut off by RC*
RC: OK! I get it I just want to know where CA is.
MC: In that case... I'm not sure.
RC: You must know!
MC: OK, so maybe I do know where she is.
RC: I knew it!
MC: She's with the Scientific Me trying to console her.
RC: Thank you! *leaves to find CA* CAAAAA!!!!
CA: Yes?
RC: Come, they want to talk to you.
CA: BUT...
RC: No BUTS! Come, at once! *rapidly makes way to talking thingy-place* Talk to them!
~back outside RC's head~
CA: Hello!
KX: Woah! *looks at watch* It only took RC twenty-nine minutes and 59 seconds that time!
CA: RC said you wanted to talk to me. TALK OR I'LL KILL YA!! Just kidding.
Kenshin:*backs away slightly* Uh... what was our question again?
K/S/Y: *murmur to selves in small group*
KX: I've got it! We were going to ask about the ELEMENTAL HORSE-beast-thing- a-ma-jigs.
CA: Vale, el caballo de hielo es Koori. El caballo de icendio es Kaji. El caballos de agua y viento es Mizu y Uindo. Último es el caballo de tierra es Daichi.
Kenshin: **_** What in the world?
KX: I think she was speaking Spanish.
Yahiko: What was it all supposed to MEAN though?
KX: Who knows? I'll ask. CA, what were you talking about?
CA: Je es parlant concernant l' element chevals.
KX: Speak JAPANESE please!!
CA: I do not know that language.
KX: BUT YOU JUST SPOKE IT!!
CA: No I didn't.
Kenshin: If you DIDN'T then how could I UNDERSTAND you?
CA: It must be one of those alternate Wednesdays, are we in Avalon?
Yahiko: What's "Avalon"?
Saitou: Kids these days. Always asking "what's this?" and "what's that?".
CA: Do you know what Avalon is Mr. I-know-everything?
Saitou: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
CA: Then tell me, what is Avalon?
Saitou: It's a bottle of hair care 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and we just happen to be tiny dust mites who got to hop inside the bottle before it was closed. ^____^
CA: Uh... no! Avalon is an island where SEAGOATS and CONDEMENT TRIBES run FREE! Kind of.
KX: OH!! Caught in the act Mr. Saitou!!
Saitou: NO I WASN'T!!! There IS a hair care product called Avalon!!
KX: NO THERE ISN'T!!
Saitou: YES THERE IS!!
KX: NO!!
Saitou: YES!!
KX: NO!!
Saitou: YES!!
Yahiko: SHUT UP!!
KX/ S:...
CA: As I was saying... SEAGOATS and CONDIMENT TRIBES run FREE!! There are three main tribes but I won't explain these things right now because I might get an account on fictionpress.com and write a LONG story about this.
KX: But you never finished explaining about the elemental horses!
CA: YES I DID!!! YOU IGNORANT fools just can't UNDERSTAND ME!!!!
KX: Ah whatever. I'm getting cold from all this rain. Let's get inside the duck.
Kenshin: But Sano, Megumi, and Aoshi are still OUT THERE!!! WE MUST FIND THEM!!!
Megumi: Don't worry we're right here! *holds up a bedraggled Sano with Aoshi at her heals*
All: *go back into the duck*
Kenshin: Weren't we trying to leave this?
CA: Si, sino el caballo de agua es enojado.
Megumi: What language was THAT supposed to be?
Everyone else besides CA: Don't ask us! We have absolutely no idea!
CA: TEHE!!
Noise from outside: SIIIZZZZLLLLEEE!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
KX: Find out what sizzled next chapter! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Saiakku: OH NO!!! THE EVIL LAUGH IS BACK!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!
CA: Adios, por favor repaso. If you do repaso/ review I'll speak more strange languages, and tell you what I'm saying.
KX: Well, we hope to get another chapter up tonight so until then, Ja ne!