Ok, nevermind I convinced my mom that I was too tired to mow the lawn and I am back and ready to use my hyperness to destroy the world MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Chou: Thats it, I'm outta here...
Caitlin: Fine then, I'll just tell everyone your deepest darkest secret...
Chou: Eep. Ummmm, you wouldn't do that, now, would you?
Caitlin: Wanna bet?
Chou: No
Caitlin: Good. {smiles evil smile}
Kamatari: Ooh tell me please!!!
Caitlin: For your sake, it's best I don't...
Shishio: Can we get this over with, I have a killing, uh, I mean, a MEETING soon.
Caitlin: Nope. But Shishio, you're a mummy that can burn things on contact, and I respect that.
Shishio: Really?
Caitlin: No. but I think it will be helpful to burn all of this useless crap in my basement!!
Shishio: Ok I can do that!! MWAHAHAHAHA
Caitlin: {thonks Shishio on the head with a boken Kaoru-style} Only I can laugh evily... Got that??
Everybody(but Chou): {nods fearfully}
Chou: {twitching} I have the sudden urge to cut things up with me swords...
Caitlin: I'm afraid that isn't going to help me at all.
Saitou: Poor, useless Chou. Hehehe--
Caitlin: {thomps Saitou Kaoru style}NO MORE LAUGHING
Saitou: O, its on now {gets into Gatotsu stance}
Caitlin: {draws sword and stabs it into the ground at Saitou's feet}
Saitou: What the...?
Caitlin: MWAHAHAHA...{laughing evilly as the earth breaks open and swallows Saitou}
{Saitou falls down into the depths of the earth}
Caitlin: Good riddance. Never did like him that much(a/n: sorry Saitou fans...)
Down in hell...
Saitou: Where the hell am I...?
Houji: Exactly
Saitou: Aw crap, just great...hey wait, if you're down here, then why do Shishio and Yumi get to be alive?
Houji: {sob} Cause they're funny and I'm just a stupid loser that no one cares about... but now I have you!! Lets play dress up!
Saitou: Someone save me...
Back in not hell...
Caitlin: ...HAHAHA
Kaoru: I feel sorry for Tokio...
Caitlin: Crap. O well, I can blame it on Soujiro
Soujiro: But why me?
Caitlin: everybody knows you're crazy...
Kaoru: But hes just SO cute...
Caitlin: Crap. I can't get around that cuteness. Hmm... I guess Ill just have to blame it on Hiko
Hiko: Why me?
Caitlin: Because I hate you!! {smiles}
Aoshi: MY GOD shes going to kill us all...
Misao: Watch your mouth!
Caitlin: Ok, we need to get down to business, so while Shishio is burning the only remaining memories of my traumatic past--
Shishio: MWAHAHAHA {burning pictures, toys, boxes, clothes, etc.}
Caitlin: Ok Kenshin, since its your "thing" and all you get o wash all the laundry!!
Kenshin: Alright, Caitlin-dono, where is the laundry and where do I put it.
Caitlin: Um, the laundry room is in the upstairs bathroom, can't miss it. O and all of the clothes should be on my floor. You might need to look around the house a little for it though.
Kenshin: Oreo??
Caitlin: Oreo? HM must be that darn spell check. He he hey Chou, could you go get Yum for me?
Chou: Mum OK. YUMMY!!!!
Caitlin: Ha ha spell check is funny.
Squire: Not very funny to me...
Caitlin: AAHHHHH this is getting out of control!!!
Ok thats it for chapter 2