The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z   

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Nadia isn't based on me, although I do prefer black spiky hair as opposed to green antennae, namely with a widow's peak ^_^ Sorry this chapter is so short, but it will pick up once Nadia gets into the swing of things.

Chapter 2

"Eeep." Squealed Nadia, wondering why the hell she was on a gold-white cloud with a suitcase wearing a light pink 'Sleepy Teds' nightgown. "Oh. My. God! I'm on Nimbus! How cool! I am riding on Nimbus!" Nadia jumped up.

"George III actually." The cloud replied.

"Holy shit! Since when did Nimbus talk?! Hold up, George?" Nadia asked, confused.

"Yes, George III. I am Nimbus' cousin twice removed on his grand-mother's side." The cloud explained matter-of-factly.

"Oh…you wouldn't, by any chance, be involved with the DragonBall Z University? I mean, I'm just taking a stab in the dark here." Nadia asked, getting sick of hearing about this University.

"Ah yes. You must be Nadia. You will cause quite a stir when you get to the University, I am sure." George grinned. If clouds could grin that is. Hell, they can talk so they must be able to grin, right? Yes, he grinned.

"Ok, I dunno what kinda prank this is and why…holy shit I'm a cartoon!" Nadia shouted.

"I was wondering when you'd notice that." George uttered sarcastically. He was rather sarcastic for a cloud.

 "But…I don't…why…what the fuck?!" Nadia asked all at once.

"Ah yes, the famous quote of all new recruits, 'What the fuck'"

 "But…why the hell am I a cartoon?" Nadia asked, looking down at her painted hands and feet. A lock of black, un-textured hair flopped over her face as she felt her ears and nose. She could just imagine the squiggly lines where her cheeks should go.

"Well you'd look stupid as a puppet. Ouch! Stop digging your nails into me and I'll tell you. Thank you. Now, since there's gonna be Goku and Gohan and Trunks and Bulma and Chi Chi and Vegeta and…"

 "Vegeta! Did you just say my Veggie-Chan's gonna be there? Wow! Ooooooo! I am so excited! But I'm wearing a pink nightgown! Oh no…" Nadia began working her way into hysterics.

"I will warn you now, he doesn't enjoy being called 'Veggie-Chan'. He didn't enjoy it the first time so I doubt he will the 7398484354776453498274655375577982193993975656374650194176th time. And don't worry. I doubt the headmaster will allow you to attend class in that pink abomination." George added dryly.

"Hey! This is my favourite one! The one with no stains that even Persil can't get out. Ah Persil, the things it can do." Nadia said dreamily.

"I'm sure. Well, here we are." George crash-landed in front of a cast iron gate with huge lettering of 'OFUD' in the middle of each gate.

 "Nice to see how gentle you are." Nadia muttered, dusting herself off and grabbing a suitcase. Her neck rose slowly as she looked at the University. It was cartoonised, of course. A large, black building stood tall surrounded by greenery. A large tree stood alone and a few yards away were a fountain that didn't seem to be working. Two large, dome-shaped things that could only be gravity-rooms stood at either end of the greenery. Nadia was brought back from her exploration when the cast iron gates creaked slowly open.

"Welcome to The Official Fanfiction University of DragonBall Z. Can all new recruits please gather by the fountain and a guide will be with you shortly. Thank you." Came an unfamiliar, feminine voice. Nadia entered and shuddered when the gates swung shut with a large 'cling'.

'Now this is cool' Nadia thought as she made her way to the crowds gathering around the fountain.