The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z   

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Hey! Thanks for the reviews, here's Chapter 4.

Chapter 4

            "But what if we get caught?" Nadia asked for the umpteenth time, swapping her bucket of red paint from her right to her left hand. She was now kitted out in dark, baggy jeans and a huge, red t-shirt. Her raven hair was swept back in a low ponytail.

            "We won't! Anyway, if we did, which I highly doubt, what are they gonna do to us? All we'll get is a slapped wrist at the most. Besides, we'll be back for assembly, I'm sure of it." Yoli reassured her roommate. "Damn, this paint is heavy!" Yoli set down her bucket and rubbed her hands together.

            "Yoli! Don't stop! We've got to get in and out, then be back for assembly." Nadia shouted back to Yoli.

            "Yeah, yeah. Coming. Oh, this will be so cool!" Yoli said gleefully, picking up her bucket.

            "Number 19, right?" Nadia asked.

            "Yeah, that's what Lisa said. 'Two squealing, pink-loving Goku fans next door to me, swooning over the big fool' is what she said. 'It makes me sick'" Yoli imitated the girl they had ran into at the 'Up with Vegeta, down with Kakkorrot' meeting.

            "Well, here it is." Nadia said, setting down her paint outside the door and rubbing her throbbing hands. Yoli walked up to the mahogany door and rapped hard on it.

            "Great, no answer, thanks to that rumour I spread about Kakkorrot being spotted at the fountain every other hour." Yoli smirked, rather scarily, as she produced a large, metallic blue key.

            "Whats that?" Nadia asked, shocked.

            "This, my friend, is the key to every dorm on this side of the floor." Yoli smirked. "It was so easy to get aswell!" She boasted. "Can you believe it was on a hook near the entrance, with a big neon sign above it saying 'Key to all dorms'"

            "Really? Wow, they must trust us a lot! It kinda makes me feel a bit guilty." Nadia said, and then smirked. "Only a bit though."

            "That's the spirit! Come on, let's go!" Yoli said, unlocking the door and picking up her bucket. She switched on the light switch as she entered, Nadia close behind. The room was exactly the same as theirs, apart from a few personal items and the laptop was blue as opposed to their black. Hairbrushes and hair accessories were dotted around the room, and a few clothes were strewn around on each bed. What really stood out though, was the various-sized posters of Goku, a few with little pink hearts drawn on, plastered everywhere. On every door, mirror, window, wall, wardrobe and even a Goku desktop on the laptop.

            "I'm scared, Yoli." Nadia managed to get out after staring at the walls for five minutes.

            "C'mon, snap out of it Nadia! We're here to do a job, remember?" Yoli snapped her fingers in front of Nadia's face, breaking the trance.

            "Right." Nadia said confidently, picking up her bucket and took the paintbrush out of the back pocket of her jeans. "Lets do this."

            "Alright!" Yoli cheered, collecting her brush and bucket. "You take that side, I'll take this!" Yoli said, commencing to redecorate the room.

~*~

            "Are you nearly done there, Nadia? We've been ages! Someone's sure to know we're missing." Yoli called to her friend. As if on cue, a large voice boomed over the large speakers in the corridor.

"What do you mean we have two missing students?! What? Oh! Ahem. Can all students, and I mean all, please make their way to assembly now."

            "Oh crap! C'mon Nadia! We are so dead!" Yoli cried, running out of the room, slamming the door behind her.

            "Shit! Wait up!" Nadia called, running towards the closed door and began pulling on the brass knob. "What the hell? Why won't it open? Oh no, it's locked!" Nadia began pounding on the door. "Yoli! Yoli! The door's locked! I need the key! Yoli!" She cried, but to no avail. Slumping down on the floor, she began picking at the dried, red paint on her hands. A soft, scraping noise on the other side of the door alerted Nadia and she stood up. "Yoli! Yoli! Is that you? C'mon, open up! Its not funny!" Nadia shouted, furiously. Suddenly, the door swung open and she stumbled out as she lost her footing and fell onto the soft, green carpet.

            "Is this her?" A small, high-pitched voice came.

            "It must be. Tut tut. Naughty human." Another, almost identical, voice came.

            "What the…?" Nadia looked up to see two small, blue creatures peering down at her. "Eep! Cell Juniors! Two of you! What are you…?" Nadia trailed off.

            "You should be in assembly, naughty human."

            "Tut tut, naughty, naughty human."

            "I…I…I was just trying to get out of my dorm. It was locked." Nadia quickly made up an excuse.

            "Red paint." The first Cell Junior stated.

            "On your hands." The other said.

            "Why?" Asked the first.

            "I…I…I…" Nadia tried coming up with a story but couldn't think of anything.

            "Aw, naughty human."

            "Painted someone's dorm."

            "Vandalism."

            "Breaking and entering."

            "You know what we do to naughty humans."

            "Yes, the University frowns upon acts like this." A deep voice sounded from behind Nadia.

            "Holy shit! You're green! You're big! You're Piccolo!" Nadia spouted jumbled sentences from her mouth.

            "And you're naughty, you're in trouble and you're coming with me." Piccolo said, looking into the dorm. Nadia followed his gaze and admired her handy work. Across each Goku related subject were the words 'Prince Vegeta 4Eva' scrawled in red paint. "Oh no, not another Vegeta obsessed teenage girl. The things I do." He shook his head whilst hoisting Nadia over his shoulder. "You guys can go back now, I've got everything under control." Piccolo looked at the Cell Juniors, who scowled at him. "Do you want me to get the head-master?" Piccolo threatened, and grinned as the Cell Juniors scurried away.

            "Oh my God! I'm on Piccolo's shoulder! Wow! How cool! Almost as cool as the dream I had where me and Vegeta…" Nadia started.

            "Ok, I don't wanna hear this! Just shut up and hold on." He said, as he took off.

            "Eep! I'm flying! On Piccolo's shoulder! I'm flying on Piccolo's shoulder! Damn, that paint is strong!" Nadia said drowsily, before everything went black.