The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Hey! Thanks for the reviews. Please feel free to IM me on ff.net, AOL or MSN. In other words, I am sad and lonely and need someone to talk to! The R on Nadia's letter is for right. So if it was Dorm 14 on the left it'd be Dorm 14L. Here's Chapter 5.
Chapter 5
"How could this happen, Piccolo? This is what I pay you and the other staff for- to keep an eye on the students. She was painting another student's dorm?! What did she write? Oh no, not another Vegeta obsessed teenage girl. The things I do." A hushed voice awoke Nadia as she studied her surroundings. She was sitting in a small room, on a navy hard-back chair, and the voice was coming behind a closed door in front of her. A shiny, brass plaque was bolted to the middle of the door and it read 'Headmaster's Office'.
"Oh shit." Nadia swore, rubbing her head, which only managed to smear a streak of red paint across her forehead. The door unlocked as Piccolo emerged. Nadia tried to get a peek inside but he slammed the door before she could. "Um…hey?" Nadia grinned, hoping she wouldn't be in much trouble.
"Fortunately, assembly didn't start without you. Come on." This time, Piccolo grabbed her collar and pulled her up off the chair. They went through the door and came out onto a corridor with red carpets and a mahogany staircase. The carpet had a figure '0' on, which is when Nadia realised they were on the 'forbidden floor'.
"Wow! Isn't this supposed to be off-limits?" Nadia asked Piccolo.
"Yes, and it still is. You won't be visiting this floor again, understood?" Piccolo grunted.
"Um…yeah, sure. Of course." Nadia reassured the namek, as they went down the stairs and headed for the gym; where the assembly was being held. They approached two large, double-doors with a sign saying 'Lower Gym' on each. Piccolo pushed open the door, revealing thousands of students seated on brown, plastic chairs. All attention was switched from the front as everyone turned to look at Nadia. Piccolo ushered her to an empty chair, thousands of eyes following her every move. She blushed deep crimson from all the attention.
"Look at her, taking my Piccolo!" Nadia snapped her head up and glared as she heard someone say the statement with vehemence.
"OK, now everyone is seated I'll begin. I'm Son Goku and...ah! Ok, ok, ow, stop, my foot! Ow! Who's pulling my hair? Hey, that part is tender! Stop it! Heehee! That tickles…" Goku giggled as all the Goku fans ran over to touch him, and screamed as the Vegeta fans ran over to…well…run over him.
"Ahhhh!" Thousands of students shouted in surprise as a sudden blue force field surrounded Goku, keeping them all at least a foot away.
"Now, can you all please take your seat and I'll explain the essential things about the University." Goku said, tenderly rubbing his arms. Waves of disappointment and threats came from the students as they reluctantly sat back down. "Thanks. Right, well, everyone here enjoys writing fan fiction on DragonBall Z. You will need to complete three full semesters if you want to continue writing anything DragonBall Z related. After the three semesters are up, you will have all done the exact same classes, just some of you will have done certain classes in your first semester that others have done in their third. In about five minutes, you will return to your dorms and your timetable will be there. Please do not lose it. You will need basic stationary; pen, pencil, rubber etc. For certain classes you need extra objects, which will be given to you by the professor. Each professor is fully qualified for the class they are teaching, for example, Piccolo will be teaching How To Meditate Without Looking Crazy and Mr Popo will be teaching Cookery. Now, are there any questions?" No sooner had the question left his mouth than thousands of teenage girls shot up their hands. "Um…anything related to the University?" Goku asked, putting his hand on his back and giving his best Son smile. Everyone's hand went down- either from the fact that their questions were more saiyan-related than University-related or that half of the girls had fainted seeing the famous smile. "OK, good. Can the students with dorm's on the right-hand side please leave in an orderly fashion?" Goku asked, furrowing his brow as students stampeded out of the room.
"Hey watch it! I said watch it!" Nadia shouted, ramming her elbows into anyone who crashed into her.
"Nadia, my buddy, my pal, my friend, my fellow Vegeta-obsessed-crazed-lunatic-aged-13-and-up!" Nadia heard the unmistakeable voice of Yoli as the girl ran up and put a hand on her shoulder.
"Fuck off. There was nothing friendly about locking me in a room for two Cell Juniors to attack me and then get shouted at by Piccolo before blacking out." Nadia hissed through clenched teeth, shrugging Yoli's hand from her shoulder.
"Hey, listen, I didn't lock you in! The door closed behind me and it must've been self-locking! I wouldn't do that! I swear I thought you were behind me! When I realised you weren't, I started to go back for you, but someone grassed on me and I had to make my way to assembly. I swear, I didn't know." Yoli's bright green eyes flashed as she pleaded for forgiveness.
"Well…I guess its ok." Nadia hesitated, and then grinned at her friend.
"Good, by the way you have paint on your forehead." Yoli laughed as Nadia rubbed it off "Now, whats this about Cell Juniors and Piccolo?" Yoli asked, flicking her red hair over her shoulder, grinning devilishly.
"Well, it was when you left me. I was pounding on the door, waiting for someone to come…"
~*~
"Never! Wow! So you've been on the Forbidden Floor?" Yoli asked, envy flashing in her eyes.
"Yep! Although, I didn't get a good luck." Nadia said regretfully.
"Well, I heard that it's the floor which has the staff room situated on it." Yoli's voice oozed excitement as she unlocked the dorm with her key.
"Really? Oh my god! That means…"
"Yep, Vegeta will be there. But it is like, totally hard to get in. Loadsa girls have tried, mainly Trunks fans, to get in but there's always Cell Juniors on patrol. I swear there's more than there originally was; 8, 9?" Yoli pondered to herself as she switched on the light.
"Bummer." Nadia muttered as she flopped onto her bed, exhausted. "Where you off to?" She asked as Yoli got up and headed to the door.
"To get our timetables, stupid! I am so psyched! Ooooo! I hope I get Vegeta. And ya know what? It's a win-win situation! I don't get him this semester, I'll get him next, or the one after that!" Yoli trailed off as she padded down the corridor. Nadia checked her radio-clock she had put on her bedside table. 10:11pm the red numbers glowed. She got up and closed the door, pulling out a large, and grey, over-sized t-shirt and undressed, pulling the t-shirt over her half-naked form. Grabbing a brush from her open suitcase, she brushed her unruly, spiky hair.
"Stupid freaky cartoon hair!" Nadia cursed, unable to do anything with it. She grabbed her toiletries and went into the bathroom to brush her teeth.
"Nadia? You in the bathroom? I've picked up your timetable too, but I dunno what you've got 'cos its in an envelope so hurry ya ass so we can open 'em together!" Yoli called to the bathroom door.
"Coming." Nadia shouted back, splashing her face with cool water as she emerged from the bathroom. Yoli was already changed into her nightclothes.
"'Bout time! I hope you don't take that long in a morning!" Yoli laughed. "Here." She thrust the brown envelope at Nadia, which said 'Nadia Goodyear. Dorm 14R. Human.' Nadia opened the letter quickly and pulled out the crisp, white timetable.
"YES! I got Vegeta, I got Vegeta. I've got classes with the Prince of all Saiya-jins. Naah naah nah nah naah." Nadia danced on her bed.
"Me too!!" Yoli squealed, jumping up with her friend.
"Hey! Lights out! Make sure you're at the dining hall for 7:00." A loud voice came through the mahogany wood, as a hand rapped at the door.
"'K" Yoli and Nadia shouted back, simultaneously.
"I'll set the alarm for 6:00, k?" Nadia asked, programming her alarm.
"Sure." Yoli said, snuggling under the duvet of her bed. "Seeya in the morning."
"'Night" Nadia said, switching off the bedroom light, as she blindly made her way back to her bed and settled down for sleep.
A/N 2: Hey, here is a copy of Nadia's timetable. The subjects with stars next to them are the lessons she has with Yoli:
Monday: Chi Chi 'The Art Of Frying Pans'* (Periods 1 & 2),
Chibi Trunks and Chibi Goten 'The Fusion Dance'* (Periods 3 & 4),
Mr Popo 'Cookery' (Periods 5 & 6),
LUNCH,
Cell Junior Number 1 'Free Period'* (Period 7),
Hercule 'Ok, Your Not Strong, But People Don't Have To Know That' (Periods 8 & 9)
Tuesday: Bulma 'How To Tame A Saiyan Prince'* (Periods 1 & 2),
Mirai Trunks 'My Comebacks Have No Hidden Meanings'* (Periods 3 & 4),
Cell 'Parental Skills'* (Periods 5 & 6),
LUNCH,
Cell Junior Number 7 'Free Period'* (Period 7),
Piccolo 'How To Meditate Without Looking Crazy' (Periods 8 & 9)
Wednesday: Goku 'How To Eat More Than Double Your Weight In Rice'* (Periods 1 & 2),
Babidi 'Mind Control'* (Periods 3 & 4),
Vegeta 'Why I'm Better Than All Of You Puny Weaklings'* (Periods 5 & 6),
LUNCH,
Cell Junior Number 4 'Free Period'* (Period 7),
Gohan 'I Saved The Earth And I'm A Scholar-You Can Do It Too'* (Periods 8 & 9)
Thursday: Frieza 'Sounding Gay Does Not Necessarily Mean I'm Gay' (Periods 1 & 2),
Chibi Trunks and Chibi Goten 'The Fusion Dance Part 2'* (Periods 3 & 4),
Vegeta 'The Gravity Room'* (Periods 5 & 6),
LUNCH,
Cell Junior Number 3 'Free Period'* (Period 7),
Videl 'Flying Lessons. And No, You Can't Have Gohan'* (Periods 8 & 9)
Friday: Chi Chi 'Cooking For Saiyans'* (Periods 1 & 2),
Yamcha and Pu'ar 'Its Not Strange Having A Talking Blue Cat For A Best Friend' (Periods 3 & 4),
Krillen 'Why I'm Not Jealous'* (Periods 5 & 6),
LUNCH,
Cell Junior Number 6 'Free Period'* (Period 7),
Muten Roshi 'Something Top Secret And Valuable. Girl's Only'* (Periods 8 & 9)