The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z   

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Hey! Thanks for the reviews. Here's Chapter 6, for your viewing pleasure.

Chapter 6

            Nadia groaned and rolled over, trying to find her alarm clock and hit it, to no avail. The static kept playing, as there were no radio signals in the University. Nadia got up and rubbed the sleep from her eyes. It was 06:40, and Yoli was already sitting on her bed, fully dressed in jeans and a t-shirt, her red hair scraped back into two pigtails and ready to go. She was looking at her timetable and comparing it with Nadia's.

            "Morning. Guess what? We have periods 1,2,3,4 and 7 together. First up we've got The Art Of Frying Pans with Chi Chi. Then we've got the Fusion Dance with Trunks and Goten, great! I'm gonna pay Trunks to get me some pics of Vegeta sleeping." Yoli said cheerily. Nadia grunted, picked up some clean clothes and went into the bathroom. "Aw, 5 and 6 I've got Goku! Grrr, I'll show him a thing or…" Yoli trailed off as the girls next door went into another screaming frenzy, throwing each other against the wall. "Hey, watch it!" Yoli pounded back as her posters began to un-stick. "Right that's it! You lot are so going to pay!" Yoli called, grabbing a bucket of cold water and left the dorm. She knocked on their door, number 16.

            "What is it? I'm busy." A high voice came.

            "I have a delivery." Yoli called back.

            "Hang on then." There was a large crash as a small girl with messy, bright pink hair opened the door, adjusting her clothes. "Oh!" The girl squealed as Yoli dumped the cold water onto her.

            "Now will you keep the goddamn noise down?!" Yoli called back, laughing. "And besides, Trunks and Gohan both suck." She ducked as several shoes and an umbrella came sailing past her head. "Nice shot, loser! Ouch!" Yoli entered her own dorm, rubbing her head where the bucket had been thrown at it.

            "What happened to you?" Nadia asked her friend, putting her hair into a high ponytail. She was wearing large, baggy jeans with a huge, red t-shirt.

            "Those bitches next door attacked me!" Yoli cursed.

            "What'd you do to them first?"

            "I only threw a bit of water on them! Don't look at me like that! My Vegeta posters began to come unstuck! Plus, it's so true that Trunks and Gohan suck, I was only telling the truth!" Yoli defended herself as Nadia laughed.

            "Fuck! Its nearly 7! We better get moving!" Nadia said, hurriedly putting on her blue Nike trainers and grabbing her backpack.

            "Come on then." Yoli grabbed her bag, as Nadia locked the dorm door. Lots of girls were emerging from their dorms, dressed and ready. "Right then, where's the dining hall again?" Yoli asked, looking puzzled.

            "Umm…the carpet with a '2' on I think." Nadia answered, starting to ascend on the staircase, Yoli not far behind. They came to a huge door with a plaque similar to the others they'd seen around the school, reading 'Dining Hall'.

            "Hmm, I wonder where it could be." Yoli muttered sarcastically, joining the breakfast queue.

            "Buu get you breakfast. What you eat?" A childish voice asked Yoli.

            "Umm…I'll have Cornflakes please, Mr Buu." Yoli checked out the server's nametag, and did a double check. "Uh…than-than-thanks." Yoli managed to get out as she stood stunned, seeing Majin Buu serve her breakfast.

            "Buu get you breakfast. What you eat?" Buu asked Nadia.

            "T-t-t-toast." Nadia spluttered out. It was too early for this. She nodded her head in thanks, and chuckled as the person behind her exclaimed, 'Wow, I had a dream about Buu in an apron once!'

            "Hey, the people in this school are like, weird." Nadia told Yoli, sitting across from her.

            "Why?" Yoli asked, munching on her breakfast.

            "This guy behind me had a dream about Buu in an apron." Nadia laughed as Yoli choked on her Cornflakes.

            "What a waste of a dream!" A girl with blonde hair, scraped back into a bun, next to her said.

            "Oh, this is Alex. I met her at the 'Up With Vegeta, Down With Kakkorrot' meeting." Yoli said with a mouthful of food.

            "Hi." Nadia shook the girl's hand.

            "Hey. I mean, I personally have dreams about Vegeta." Alex said, with a mischievous smile.

            "Me too." The whole table said in unison.

            "This is the Vegeta table by the way." A girl right at the end of the table said. "We don't associate with people from other groups. It goes against our principles." Nadia simply nodded along.

            "Like, this one time, I had a dream where Vegeta grabbed me from behind. Then I looked into his eyes and he started...*CENSORED*…I swear, it was the best dream I've ever had." Alex smiled, sitting back in her chair. The whole table had stopped eating, and Nadia pushed her toast away from her, she wasn't hungry anymore.

            "Oh yeah, I have dreams like that, 'cept they usually involve Frieza or King Kai." Yoli said, still crunching on her cornflakes and slurping the milk. She quickly stood up as the bell for first period rang, the rest of the table quickly following suit.

            "Yoli?" Nadia asked.

            "Yep?"

            "You worry me sometimes." Nadia said.

            "Wow, you must, be like, the sixth person to say that to me today! How weird." Yoli grinned.

            "Weird. Exactly right." Nadia sighed, following Yoli out of the dining hall and up the carpet marked '1' for The Art Of Frying Pans with Chi Chi. Something told her it was going to be a long day.