The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z   

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: OMG! THE Jeril Dragonsoul is reviewing ma stuff? Wow! This is like…crazy! Ok, that sounded queer, but JERIL DRAGONSOUL! *Coughs* Ok, ok. I'll calm down. Here's Chapter 8, enjoy!

Chapter 8

            "Class dismissed." Mr Popo said, taking cover as all the students rushed out of the cooking room to lunch. Nadia sighed, it'd been the most boring hour she'd ever experienced. Mr Popo had taken it upon himself to explain the differences of every single type of rice – and there were lots.

            "Nadia!" Yoli called to her friend, rushing over.

            "Hey!" Nadia greeted back.

            "I've just got outta algebra with Bulma, and we actually do algebra!" Yoli said, with a disgusted look on her face.

            "Huh? What'd you expect to do?" Nadia asked, laughing.

            "Well, I don't see how algebra is gonna help us understand the DragonBall Z universe any better." Yoli argued, heading towards the dining hall.

            "Well, I just got outta Cookery and it is soooo boring! Oh yeah, how'd it go with Trunks?"

            "Great! I had to give him my Game Boy and some games in the end…" Yoli started, sounding sad. "But it'll be worth it. Mmmm. He's bringing 'round some Polaroid's and a video of him the shower." Yoli sounded more cheerful, and joined the back of the lunch queue.

            "I was thinking, in Cookery, what about our parents? I mean, they must know we're missing now." Nadia said, a hint of sadness entering her voice.

            "Ha. Don't make me laugh. My parents wouldn't notice if I kept an elephant in my room – nor would they give a shit." Yoli said bitterly.

            "Yeah, but you must miss them?" Nadia asked.

            "Psssh. No way. The only thing I miss is my Game Boy, now that purple-haired brat has it."

            "Buu get you food. What you eat?" The now-familiar voice of Buu asked.

            "Chips." Yoli answered quickly. She was busy remembering her Game Boy.

            "Buu get you food. What you eat?" Buu asked Nadia.

            "Uh…a tuna sandwich…please." Nadia paused; it unnerved her that Buu would serve her meals. She took her sandwich and followed Yoli to the 'Vegeta table', where Alex and a few others were already sitting.

            "Hey again! This is Tammy." Alex pointed to a girl with short, bright green hair and blue eyes who waved. "And Lauren and Kelly." She pointed to girls, who were obviously twins, with long brown hair and black eyes.

            "Hi." They both said in unison.

            "Uh, hey there." Nadia said back, a little freaked out.

            "Alex! What happened to your eye?" Yoli asked, noticing slight bruising.

            "Oh, well, I've just had a class with that baka Kakkorrot…"

            "He hit you??!!" Yoli interrupted her, shrieking.

            "No! I was kinda having an argument, saying how we all know Veggie's the strongest, cutest, baddest and down right best when I stood up all of a sudden, fell over the desk and onto the windowsill." Alex blushed crimson as the whole table laughed.

            "Well, you should've showed that Kakkorrot loser a thing or two!" Nadia said, getting a chorus of agreements from the table, which had suddenly filled up.

            "At least he's not an arrogant bastard like that dumbass, Vegeta!" A girl with short blue hair stood up, her table next to them but one, and shouted to Nadia.

            "Hey isn't that…" Yoli started.

            "…Kakkorrot's table!" The rest of the girls finished.

            "You what? Come over here and say that!" Nadia shouted, throwing a piece of her tuna at the girl, hitting her in the forehead.

            "Hey! Don't do that!" Another girl stood up, throwing a sliced tomato in Nadia's hair.

            "That's it! This means war!" Yoli screeched a war shout as she flung several chips at the table.

            "Ahhhh!" Several girls shouted, throwing vegetables and various pieces of fruit.

            "Stupid Kakkorrot losers!"

            "Gay ass Vegeta lovers!"

            "Assholes!"

            "Bitches!"

            "Sluts!"

            "Whores!"

            "Vegeta's whore and PROUD!" Nadia screamed, flinging her orange juice onto them. Unfortunately, she's not a good aim and it hit the table in the middle of all this – the Gohan table, who are known for their extremely aggressive behaviour.

            "Who the hell did that?" One girl stood up, throwing a piece of chicken at the Piccolo table, assuming it was them.

            "What was that for?" A girl with a green jumper, green jeans, green shoes and a green hat stood up, throwing some asparagus. Unfortunately, she wasn't a good aim either, and it hit the Yamcha table. Pretty soon, each table was throwing food to every other table. Seven Buu's were rushing about in all the chaos, trying to mop up the spills, which just came back once he'd finished. After thirty-five long minutes of food throwing, the bell for seventh period rang and all the students split, leaving all the Buu's to clean up the mess in their 'Kiss The Chef' aprons.

~*~

            Nadia groaned as she unlocked her dorm room and flopped onto the bed. They'd just had dinner, which had been 2 hours longer because Piccolo went to great lengths to explain why food fights were a big no-no and went into microscopic detail on how he would punish those responsible – AKA Nadia and Yoli. Thankfully, no one actually knew who started the fight therefore Nadia wasn't ripped limb from limb.

            "Yo Nadia! Whats up?" Yoli entered the room, her usual cheerful self.

            "Yoli, we've just spent two hours listening to Piccolo go on and on about how he'd love to skin us, and then fry our flesh to make a nice omelette. Why are you happy?" Nadia moaned.

            "Because, my naïve little friend, I will be seeing my Veggie-Chan…I mean our Veggie-Chan…in all of his wondrous nakedness in exactly one hour, why else?" Yoli grinned. 

            "Ah yes, I knew there was a reason I'm still alive." Nadia smiled, imagining the pictures.

            "We have to have lights out half an hour before usual because of the food fight, though. Hopefully Trunks knows this or else no naked Vegeta." Yoli looked on the verge of tears.

            "Well, I'm getting ready for bed then. I have no homework due tomorrow – thank God." Nadia said, sitting up and grabbing some clothes. She disappeared into the bathroom.

            "Oh yeah, you'll never guess what!" Yoli called to Nadia. "I swapped someone all of my Game Boy games today for a life-size Veggie cut-out! I figured, since I have no Game Boy anymore, that it was a bargain!" Yoli pulled the cut-out from her backpack – how it fit in there I have no idea – and stood it in the middle of Nadia's and her beds.

            "Wow! How realistic!" Nadia emerged from the bathroom, dressed in a huge, blue t-shirt that reached just above her knees.

            "I know, I fell in love with it as soon as…he's here!" Yoli scrambled to the door as someone rapped on it.

            "Here." Trunks said, handing Yoli a big, brown envelope.

            "Everything's here? The video and photo's?" Yoli asked.

            "Yes. Now hurry. I think he suspects something." Trunks whispered.

            "He?"

            "My dad." Trunks explained.

            "Oh yeah. Ok, thanks. Here's the Game Boy, money and games." Yoli said, taking the envelope.

            "Yoli…" Trunks started.

            "Yes?" Yoli asked.

            "Let go off the Game Boy!" Trunks shouted.

            "Huh? Oh yeah. Heehee. Sorry. Well, bye Trunks." Yoli said, closing the door.

            "Are those the pictures? Open them! Open them!" Nadia said on the verge of hysteria.

            "Oh my God! Wow! These are so worth it!" Yoli's eyes widened as she took out the photos and placed the video by the portable TV they'd discovered behind Nadia's wardrobe.

            "Show me! Show…holy shit! Wow! Oooooo. That's a good angle!" Nadia ogled.

            "I'm gonna go get changed. Be right back." Yoli said disappearing into the bathroom.

            "Oh wow, these are so cool Yoli! We can't tell anyone though 'cos they'll just…I bet its Trunks again!" Nadia said as she heard a knock at the door. "He probably wants more money." She said, on her way to open the door. "I'll pay him double. Man, it's worth it! Trunks, these naked pictures of your da…" Nadia trailed off as she opened the door, seeing Trunks wasn't alone.

            "Is this the girl Trunks? Well, tell me boy!" Vegeta shook his son, holding him up by the collar of his shirt.

            "I…I…" Trunks started.

            "Hey, can I help you?" Nadia asked, trying to seem as oblivious as possible.

            "I believe you have some pictures of me." Vegeta simply stated.

            "Me? Of course not. Why would…"

            "Nadia! Where are the pictures? Veggie-Chan is soooooo hot! Wow, I mean, I've had dreams about him naked and stuff but this doesn't…eep!" Yoli practically screamed as she came to the door.

            "What did she just call me?" Vegeta demanded.

            "She…uh…wasn't talking about you! No! She was talking about her…uh…pet turtle!" Nadia tried covering up, hoping Yoli played along.

            "She dreams of her pet turtle, naked?" Vegeta smirked, knowing he had them trapped.

            "Sure do! Oh wow! Turtles totally turn me on! They're like, so scaly and green! And the way they swim, so slow! Totally erotic!" Yoli went along, her voice an octave higher than usual.

            "Right…" Vegeta looked at them both, unsure of what to think.

            "But I thought you said my dad was…" Trunks yelped as Nadia subtly kicked him in the shin. 

            "Was what, boy?"

            "Was a jerk!" Nadia screamed, to drown out Trunks' answer. "Yeah, we totally hate you!"

            "Yeah! We hate the way you smirk…" Yoli took on a dreamy look. "And the way you wear spandex all the time…" Yoli started looking at Vegeta below his neck when talking to him. "And the way you're soooo naked…I mean nasty! Yeah, nasty! We hate your guts! We're Go-Go-Gok-Gok-Gok…" Yoli tried saying.

            "You're Kakkorrot fans?" Vegeta said, disgusted. Nadia and Yoli's face took on a similar disgusted look, but they reluctantly nodded.

            "Check our room if you don't believe us!" Yoli blurted out, then covered her mouth. It was only instinct to try and get Vegeta to go into her bedroom.

            "Yoli!" Nadia hissed, kicking her. Vegeta noticed this and smirked, dropping Trunks who scrambled down the corridor.

            "Very well. We shall see what your room is like." Vegeta pushed open the door, and inwardly gasped. He'd faced Frieza, Cell, Buu, but nothing had prepared him for this – the inside of two Vegeta-obsessed-teenagers-rooms. He scanned the various laminated posters, the life-size cut-out, the laptop desktop, the duvet covers, the figurines and the sketches. Then his eyes dropped to the opened photo's laying on Nadia's bed. He grabbed the photo's before the girls had chance to stop him, grabbed Nadia in his left hand and Yoli in his right and proceeded down the corridor. "You two need to be punished." He said. "No, not the fun kind of punishing!" He shouted, noticing Yoli getting an excited look on her face. Every single student stood in their doorway watching the two girls get hauled away. Some with looks of jealousy on their faces – the Vegeta fans. Others with satisfied grins – the girls at Number 16. No one made a sound, until a loud shout came from down the corridor.

            "Yoli! This is no time to look at his ass!"