The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z   

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Hey, if anyone else would like a part in this fic just mention it in the review and I'll do what I can. Anywho, here's Chapter 12, enjoy!

Chapter 12

   Vegeta smirked as he looked at the hoard of students gasping for breath, pressed against the Gravity Room floor.

            "You…dirty…little…cheater!" Yoli managed to spit out between gasps.

            "We never agreed on the gravity. You shouldn't assume things." Vegeta smirked.

            "Yeah…but…" Nadia trailed off.

            "Exactly. A deal's a deal. I'll see you at 4:30am tomorrow morning." Vegeta said, an evil glint in his eyes.

            "What? I'll be like, asleep! Aw…fuck." Yoli groaned, attempting to do a press up and failing. Occasional moans and gasps could be heard from the other students (A/N: not like that you dirty minded people!).

            "Bloody hell!" Nadia sat up and caught her breath as Vegeta turned off the gravity. Yoli and the other students breathed a sigh of relief and sat there silently.

            "Now, weaklings, do you want to know what gravity that was at?" Vegeta smirked yet again.

            "Like we give a shit." Yoli muttered sourly. She wasn't a good loser.

            "I'll tell you anyway…" Vegeta took a dramatic pause. "It was 0.003. 0.003 times Earth's gravity and you could barely breathe!" Vegeta cackled evilly.

            "That's impossible!" The girl from Number 16 stated, her face red and puffy.

            "Are you calling me a liar, baka? I got the damn onna to do it! I know how weak you earthlings really are, so I got her to upgrade it." Vegeta explained with malice.

            "He's just pissed 'cos I've seen him naked." Yoli whispered to Nadia. "Sorry Skittles." Yoli apologised, noticing the low growl and death glare he sent her way.

            "No matter. You'll simply have to make it up to me tomorrow." Vegeta smirked.

            "Eh? You what?" Yoli asked excitedly, not understanding his meaning.

            "Grrr. Dirty minded teenage baka's! I mean when you will personally serve me."

            "Aw. Don't be sad Yoli, it could happen." Nadia nudged her friend and winked.

            "Ah well, I still have my NC17-rated dreams to look forward to."

            "I did not need to know that!" Vegeta yelled, causing everyone to cover his or her ears. "You will not have anymore dreams about me, foolish earthling."

            "I wish it was that simple, Skittles." Yoli said in mock sadness.

            "Grrr."

            "C'mon Yoli, before you get beaten to a pulp!" Nadia pulled her friend up as the bell for lunch went.

 ~*~

            "…So then I go to Bob…hello? My face is here! What are you guys looking at?" Nadia asked, turning around and coming face to face with the Saiyan Prince.

            "Oh…my…God." Alex muttered.

            "Hey Skittles! Whats up?" Yoli asked, her usual ignorant self.

            "Shut up, baka." Vegeta growled, and sat down between Nadia and Yoli.

            "Uh…" Mike, the only boy at the table, began.

            "Not a word!" Vegeta warned as Buu came over and sat truckloads of food on the table, all for Vegeta.

            "Shit, you're gonna eat all that?" Nadia exclaimed.

            "Yes, got a problem?" Vegeta snapped.

            "Uh…no." Nadia took a drink of her coke.

            "So, my little Skittles, you miss me already?" Yoli grinned.

            "No, the baka onna made me 'become friends' as a result of my Gravity Room stunt." Vegeta said with disgust, surprisingly not killing Yoli for her question.

            "Bleh, what?" Nadia exclaimed, spluttering on her coke.

            "I said I am to 'become friends' with you. But don't get too excited, that will not happen. I am just pretending." Vegeta said in a hushed whisper, looking over his shoulder. "Whats so funny?" He barked as Nadia laughed.

            "Nothing." She said, still giggling slightly.

            "Woohoo! Seen as we're such good 'friends' we don't have to be your personal slaves, right?" Yoli cheered.

            "Wrong. I won. Fairly, I might add." Vegeta smirked, causing all the girls to swoon. Alex fell off her chair.

            "Don't worry, I did that the first time I saw him in the showe…heehee, nevermind." Yoli suddenly retreated her statement as soon as Vegeta sent her an evil glare.

            "Is this all you weaklings do all day? Talk?" Vegeta asked incredulously.

            "Uh…yeah, we do. Damn, I never noticed that before. How sad." Nadia said aloud.

            "Yes, you are." Vegeta retorted.

            "Stupid vegetable head." Nadia muttered, temporarily forgetting about Saiyans sharp sense of hearing.

            "What was that?" Vegeta demanded.

            "You deaf aswell as dumb?" Nadia asked.

            "Woah, woah, woah! Nadia, Nadia." Yoli coaxed. "You didn't mean anything by that, right? I mean, you wouldn't want to cause extra work for innocent little me tomorrow, right?" Yoli stressed each 'right' through clenched teeth.

            "Screw this, I'm going back to the dorm." Nadia muttered.

            "Wonder whats eating her." Yoli mused aloud, then turned to Vegeta. "So, Skittles, we're all alone." Nadia heard a loud growl before making her way to her dorm.

~*~

            "I am so glad I packed aspirin." Nadia muttered, putting her key in the door. It swung open. 'Strange.' She thought. 'I could've sworn I locked this door earlier.' She went into the room with some apprehension. Nothing seemed to be out of place, so she took out her case and rummaged around for some aspirin. "Aha!" She said, taking the safety cap off with her teeth.

            "Hi there."

            "Eep!" Nadia jumped and hit her head on the ceiling, aspirin pills flying everywhere.

            "Sorry, didn't mean to startle you." A girl with blonde hair and wide, green eyes apologised.

            "Who the fuck are you?" Nadia screamed.

            "You what? That's not a nice way to greet your new roommate!" The girl grinned.

            "Excuse me? I think you must be lost. This is room 14R." Nadia picked up a couple of aspirin pills and made her way to the bathroom for some water.

            "I'm not lost! I've been moved 'cos I kinda, um, accidentally pushed my previous roommate out of the window." The girl scuffed her shoes on the carpet.

            "Oh wow, well now I feel all warm and bubbly knowing you're here." Nadia said sarcastically, swallowing the pills.

            "I'm Saiyjin Girl by the way."

            "Ain't that good for you? And may I add, original." Nadia muttered nastily.

            "Whats your goddamn problem?" Saiyjin Girl shrieked, grating Nadia's nerves.

            "I've got a fucking headache!" Nadia shouted back.

            "Whoopdeeshit!" Saiyjin girl shouted.

            "Oh fuck off before I throw you outta the window!" Nadia yelled.

            "Make me!" Saiyjin Girl retorted. "Whats all this Vegeta shit? Please tell me you don't like Vegeta!"

            "What the fuck's wrong with Vegeta? Who do you like?" Nadia defended Vegeta.

            "Trunks of course!"

            "Ew! You paedophile!" Nadia gagged.

            "No you dipshit! Mirai Trunks!" Saiyjin Girl said.

            "Oh, the gay one?" Nadia said, an evil smirk crossing her face.

            "Why you-" Saiyjin Girl was about to say something, but decided against it. Instead she grinned, and tore the head off the cardboard cut out.

            "You evil, sadistic bitch!" Nadia screamed, throwing herself at Saiyjin girl.

            "Fat ass!"

            "Whore!" Nadia shouted, not bothering to turn around as she heard the door open.

            "Hey guys. Oh, I see you've already met Sai." Yoli greeted cheerily with Vegeta behind her, ducking as a fork came hurtling towards her, hitting Vegeta smack bang in the forehead.