The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Awwwwww, poor Nadia's feeling the strain already, and its only the third day! I've added chapter 13 cos you're all being so nice in your reviews *sniff sniff* Anywho, here's Chapter 13, enjoy!
Chapter 13
"Who the fuck did that?" Vegeta demanded, his anger flaring up, as was the large red fork-mark on his forehead.
"Nooooooooooo! Skittles!" Yoli cried, running towards her cardboard cut out.
"It was this…this…thing!" Nadia pointed at Sai who poked her tongue out at Nadia.
"You monster!" Yoli wept.
"Well excuse me if you two don't have better taste. I mean Vegeta, really!" Sai scoffed, forgetting Vegeta was standing in the doorway. However, he didn't seem to notice. He was too busy looking at the cut out and how freaky it looked – especially now it had no head.
"Stupid baka teenagers, I have a message. Honestly, you would think that baka head teacher considers me a simple messenger the way she goes on and on. Worse than the onna!" Vegeta rambled on.
"What is it, damnit!" Nadia screamed, grabbing more aspirin and getting a glass of water.
"Hey, haven't you just had three? Won't you die or something?" Sai asked.
"That's the idea!" Nadia said in mock cheerfulness and downed five more pills.
"Hmph. Well, I'm all for the idea of less students. There's an emergency assembly now, instead of your lessons." Vegeta encouraged Nadia on taking some more pills.
"I just want the fucking headache to go, not to die you asshole!" Nadia screamed.
"Shut up, brat, before I make you!" Vegeta yelled, covering his ears. Everyone went silent, then Vegeta walked off, slamming the door behind him.
"Jesus Nadia! Whats wrong? Is it, ya know, that time of month?" Yoli asked.
"No it is fucking not, you cheeky bitch! I am just mad, is it alright if I'm mad? Am I allowed to be mad?" Nadia didn't stop to breathe.
"I think crazy is more the appropriate word." Sai muttered, getting a cold look from Nadia.
"I can see there's some tension between you two." Yoli said matter-of-factly. "Just, lets all chill, k?"
"'K." Sai agreed.
"Sure, sure. Fine, fine. C'mon, we'll be late for assembly." Nadia said, sounding her usual self. The three girls stood up and made their way to assembly.
~*~
"Attention please. Can I have your attention please?" Gohan stood at the front, speaking into the mic. The majority of the school staff were sat behind him; Piccolo, Goku, Mirai Trunks, Vegeta (still with his large, red mark), Bulma, Chi Chi, Master Roshi, Krillin, Yamcha, Pu'ar, Frieza and Babidi. "We have called this assembly because various students were asking about home and their parents." Gohan went on as the noise died down.
"Like I give a crap about my parents." Yoli muttered sourly.
"I miss mine." Sai said sadly.
"I miss my bed." Nadia grumbled.
"All parents have been notified that you're here. Well, not exactly. We didn't tell them it was a DragonBall Z University, we told them it was a Horse Riding Academy." Gohan explained.
"My mum wouldn't know what DragonBall Z was anyway." Sai whispered.
"What? Horse Riding! No way! My cred is gonna be so ruined!" Yoli moaned.
"Why the fuck would I be at a Horse Riding Academy?" Nadia asked, outraged.
"We understand these past three days have been hard, as you are the youngest students we've had at the University. Plus, the staff have been slacking some." Gohan laughed nervously as he was sent evil glares from Frieza, Vegeta, Bulma, Chi Chi and Babidi.
"Yeah! Its all the teacher's faults!" Yoli stood up and agreed.
"So, we have all agreed you will go back to your dimension for the weekend once this week is through." Gohan finished as the students cheered and applauded.
"But I don't wanna go to my shitty home!" Yoli moaned.
"Come back with me." Nadia offered.
"Really? Won't your parents mind?" Yoli asked.
"Nope, they're on a business trip. Always are. My older brother, Joe, will be there though. He's two years older than me." Nadia grimaced at the mention of her brother.
"Oooo. Is he cute?" Yoli inquired.
"No, he is a jerk." Nadia answered.
"Yeah, that's only to be expected, but is he cute? Mmmm, staying with a hott, sixteen year old. Sounds good to me." Yoli grinned.
"He is, or so my friends say. I don't really check out my own brother." Nadia laughed.
"Right, well, I guess that's it. Please be ready for 7 on Friday night. You may return to your dorms after dinner." Gohan said, stepping down from the mic. Buu began setting up tables.
"I'm going back to the dorm, I'm not hungry." Nadia said to Yoli.
"Me neither, I'll come with you. What about Sai?" Yoli asked, looking around for their new roommate.
"She looks a bit busy." Nadia laughed, seeing Sai in the corner having a conversation with Krillin, a rather boring conversation from the look on her face.
~*~
"Ouch." Nadia muttered, rubbing her feet. She still hadn't found who the shoe stealer was, therefore she had to walk around in no shoes. Very painful.
"What do you think Krillin wanted with Sai?" Yoli wondered, watching the 'Vegeta Tape' for the thousandth time.
"Dunno, lets ask her." Nadia stopped rubbing her feet as Sai stormed in, not looking happy.
"I have to go fucking home with a bald-headed midget as a chaperone! A girl throws someone out of a window, traps someone's hand in a door and temporarily blinds someone and she automatically becomes a threat!" Sai ranted, throwing herself on the third bed that had appeared before lunch.
"Huh?" Yoli asked, looking up from the TV.
"Krillin is gonna be my 'watcher'." Sai muttered grumpily.
"Aw, that's too bad." Nadia said absentmindedly whilst looking at her red feet.
"Well I'm glad it's not me!" Yoli exclaimed.
"Thanks for being so sympathetic!" Sai said sourly.
"Well, you deserve it." Nadia retorted.
"Why don't you shut your big mouth you stupid…" Sai trailed off as a knock at the door came. She jumped up and answered it. Sai and the person at the door began conversing in hushed whispers, then Sai said her thanks and shut the door.
"Well?" Nadia asked expectantly.
"That was Vegeta. He says he'll see you tomorrow morning at 4:30am." Sai said with a smirk.
"Damnit, I need sleep!" Yoli moaned.
"Oh, and he said he'll be here at 6:30pm Friday and 'You stupid baka's better be ready because I am not doing this for the good of my health!' In fact, he seemed kinda pissed off." Sai said grinning again.
"Huh? Friday? Why?" Nadia asked.
"Looks like I got a good deal in the chaperone thing after all." Sai grinned wider, if that was possible. "I'd rather have a midget follow me home than a midget with incredible powers and a short temper." Sai said above the soft 'thump thumping' of Nadia's head against the pine desk.