The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z   

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Ah yes, another hateful Monday. I was thinking about some ideas for this story in Maths, and when my teacher called my name I said "Veget - miss" Thankfully only my friends on the same table heard me, and they've never heard of DragonBall Z so they didn't know what I was on about. I am officially obsessed with this fic, and Jeril Dragonsoul's Another Boring Day…NOT and The Twin Fighters. Ah obsession, my only friend. Oh, and Anime Chick, I never said Trunks sucked, Yoli did. Complete difference there. Anywho, here's Chapter 14, enjoy!

Chapter 14

            "As if he was keeping this secret!" Yoli looked around the Gravity Room once more. "A secret chamber in his Gravity Room, no wonder he spends so much time in it! It's like a mansion!"

            "No, no, no, no, no, no, no." Nadia was banging her head on the refrigerator.

            "And you wonder why you get headaches?"

            "Yoli! He is coming to my house on Friday! What will I say to my brother, to my friends?" Nadia demanded.

            "You have friends?" Yoli joked. "Ok, calm down. It's for two days! Besides, whats wrong with having Vegeta in your room?"

            "Nothing! Everything! Oh, I don't know. Maybe Joe won't even notice my favourite anime character staying in my house." Nadia moaned.

            "He's a sixteen year old male, he's not gonna notice anything except his appetite and whether he's wearing clean underwear. In fact, scrap that last part." Yoli grinned.

            "I guess so." Nadia gave a half-smile.

            "Well then! Now, what did Skittles say he wanted for breakfast?" Yoli asked.

            "He didn't, just food." Nadia said.

            "I can't believe I lost that bet! I should've known he'd trick me! And who heard of breakfast at 4:45am?" Yoli asked incredulously. Nadia had to wake her five times before she actually got up.

            "Yeah well, thanks for including me in it! I knew he was gonna do something." Nadia sniffed, getting some cheese out of the fridge.

            "Why didn't you say something, then?" Yoli demanded, getting out some noodles.

            "What does Vegeta eat anyways?" Nadia asked, looking in the cupboards.

            "Uh…he's Japanese, so, um, Japanese food."

            "Wow, clever girl." Nadia muttered sarcastically. "Only thing I've seen him eat is rice. Rice and noodles."

            "Oh! And chicken!" Yoli called.

            "Right! Grab a bunch of stuff and put it on here!" Nadia said, off-loading her truckload of food she'd gotten from the cupboards.

            "Right, lets see what we've got." Yoli peered at the stuff. "Cheese, whipped cream, chicken, chicken noodles, chicken oxo cubes, roast chicken flavoured crisps, bananas, Kit Kats, sweet and sour rice, M & M's, strawberries, cucumber, tomatoes, a teabag, two cooking apples and gravy."

            "Hmmm…do you think he'll eat all that for breakfast?" Nadia asked.

            "He's a Saiyan, of course he will! I'll be surprised if he even tastes it, the way he swallows it! The thing is; what can we make with all this stuff?" Yoli pondered.

            "Uh…soup!" A bright green light bulb flashed above Nadia's head.

            "Yeah! Grab a big pot and bring it over here." Yoli said, pointing to a cupboard where she'd spotted some pans earlier.

            "Here…ya…go." Nadia said between breaths, dumping the enormous pot next to the ingredients. Yoli came over with a jug and poured in some water.

            "K, I'll just put everything in at once I guess." Yoli said, scooping everything up and dumping it in the pot, not bothering about packaging, then she poured the cold gravy on top. "There." She finished triumphantly.

            "Uh…Yoli…" Nadia started. "How we gonna get it over to the cooker? Its bloody heavy!" Nadia attempted to pick up the pot.

            "Umm…hang on!" Yoli disappeared from the kitchen, and returned with a red toy wagon in tow. "I found this lying around." Yoli explained.

            "Whats Vegeta doing with that?" Nadia asked, raising an eyebrow.

            "Fuck knows. He's still hott though." Yoli said, her motto for whenever Vegeta did something strange.

            "Amen to that." Nadia said, whilst quickly putting the pot onto the wagon before she dropped it. Yoli pulled the wagon towards the cooker and pretty soon they'd got everything boiling nicely.

            "Uh…Yoli." Nadia called. "You forgot to peel the bananas!"

            "Don't worry, they'll melt down." Yoli said absentmindedly, thumbing through a magazine entitled 'Revenge'.

            "Whats with the magazine?" Nadia inquired, stirring the concoction.

            "We've got The Fusion Dance tomorrow, and purple boy is gonna wish he'd never been born!" Yoli said, looking closely at an article.

            "I'm glad I'm not in his shoes then!"

            "Oh yeah, um, did Chi Chi say to not lose our frying pans otherwise we'd sit through five hours of them on a video?" Yoli asked.

            "Uh huh."

            "Whoops." Yoli muttered.

            "What? You lost yours? You are so dead!" Nadia exclaimed.

            "I know! What am I going to do? Five hours!" Yoli groaned.

            "Ooo! You can get one from my house! We don't have her until Monday! Which reminds me, I need to grab some new shoes. My feet are killing me!" Nadia said sorrowfully. She loved her feet.

            "Brats! I'm hungry!" Vegeta bellowed.

            "Yeah, yeah. It's coming!" Yoli shouted back, grabbing some oven gloves and putting the pot onto the wagon. She then wheeled it into 'Vegeta's Dining Room', which was pretty spiffy, with Nadia in tow.

            "There. Happy?" Nadia asked.

            "No, but I suppose it will have to do." Vegeta smirked. Yoli served all fifty bowls until there was no soup left. "What's this?" Vegeta asked, wrinkling his nose.

            "Soup!"

            "For breakfast?" He asked, sceptically.

            "Of course!" Yoli said. "Well, eat it then!"

            "Better not be poisonous." Vegeta mumbled, then began to taste the soup, slowly. His stomach growled loudly, causing him to eat at a much quicker rate, occasionally stopping to chew part of a banana peel. Within seven minutes he'd licked each bowl clean.

            "Holy shit!" Nadia exclaimed.

            "That was…oh." Vegeta stopped talking and clutched his stomach. "I think I'm going to be…" Vegeta ran out of the Gravity Room as quick as a flash.

            "Whats up with him?" Nadia asked, bewildered.

            "I'll be damned if I know." Yoli said. "But, no more slaving about."

            "Woohoo!" Nadia cheered. "And we have five minutes until next lesson." Nadia muttered. "Yay, I got class with Frieza." She said sarcastically.

            "I have Hercule! I have to listen him ranting on and on about how much he's stronger than everyone else." Yoli moaned, stepping out of the Gravity Room and entering the University. They ascended the staircase and went right.

            "Awww." Nadia said sympathetically. "Well, I'll seeya later." Nadia waved to her friend as she entered her room, Yoli still going down the corridor.

            "Please take your seats." Frieza sat behind a desk, dressed in a tie and suit. This fact did not freak Nadia out; the fact that it didn't freak her out freaked her out.

            "Damn, I've been here too long." Nadia muttered, taking a seat at the back.

            "Now, today we will play a game to make learning each others names fun!" Frieza said, a smile to rival Barney's.

            "What the fuck?" One boy said aloud.

            "Tut tut. Now young man, they'll be no more of that language in my classroom or you get no milk break! Whats your name?" Frieza scolded gently.

            "Uh…James…"

            "Ok. No more outbursts like that again, please." Frieza asked politely.

            "Uh…" James looked dumbfounded, or scared, or both.

            "You may enter." Frieza called as a knock came at the door.

            "Listen up you slimy lizard, I'm looking for Nadia…uh…whats her last name, brat?" Vegeta's voice demanded, shaking a petrified Yoli.

            "Goodyear." Yoli had to fight the urge to say 'Skittles'. It wasn't fun being hung upside down on the fountain.

            "Uh…here." Nadia managed to choke out.

            "Come on, brat." Vegeta stomped away from the door as Nadia followed him.

            "What the fuck did you baka's feed me?" Vegeta asked, enraged.

            "Breakfast!" Yoli stated, and then shrank back remembering the fountain.

            "Why, are you ill?" Nadia asked.

            "No! I am the Prince of all…"Vegeta paused as his stomach gave off an unhealthy noise. "Saiya-jins. I do not get 'ill' like you puny earthlings do!"

            "Well excuse me, Skittles!" Yoli scoffed, covering her mouth as she said it.

            "What was that?" Vegeta snarled.

            "C'mon Vegeta, what happened to friends, buddies, pals?" Nadia asked.

            "Yeah, besides, we've seen you naked." Yoli burst out with, and then covered her mouth again.

            "Right, that's it." Vegeta roared, grabbing the two girls and flying towards the fountain outside.

            "No, no! Not the fountain!" Yoli shrieked in horror as Vegeta grabbed some rope and tied both girls' feet to each arm of the statue situated in the middle of the fountain, the perfect angle for the water to hit them in the face alternatively every minute.

            "Now maybe you will learn to respect the Prince of all Saiya-jins." Vegeta smirked, and then flew off.

            "Its…gonna…be…a…whole…lotta…fun…on…Saturday…eh?" Yoli said between mouthfuls of water.

A/N2: Awww, poor Skittles, I mean Vegeta, is sick! Oh, and cos I'm such a loner; if you have MSN I'd love to talk to some DBZ fans! My addy is: Banana_Girl39@hotmail.com