The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: 100 bloody reviews! Thank you! Thank you! Oh, the last chapter said 'Chapter 15' as the header when, of course, it should've been Chapter 16. Sorry 'bout that. Oh, and Jeril Dragonsoul, I'd LOVE to be in one of your fics! Another Boring Day…NOT or The Twin Fighters would be good, where ever you can fit me ^_^ Wow, how cool! On with the fic!
Chapter 17
"About time." Vegeta smirked as Nadia finished her tenth press-up. It'd been thirty minutes since the bell for lunch had rang.
"Come on then Nadia!" Yoli urged her friend; she had been waiting for her, yet her stomach seemed to have other ideas.
"Uh…I can't move." Nadia groaned, every muscle in her body aching.
"Pathetic human. In fact, you're weaker than most humans here! How sad." Vegeta scoffed, standing with his arms crossed.
"C'mon Nadia." Yoli glanced at Vegeta, mentally drooling. She took Nadia's arm and helped her up.
"I can do it myself, thanks." Nadia stood up, already embarrassed.
"Hurry up then, baka. I haven't got all day." Vegeta stood idly, his hand wavering over the gravity knob.
"Yeah, yeah, Skittles." Yoli muttered, getting a harsh scowl from Vegeta as she mentally drooled again.
"Ow, ow, ow!" Nadia groaned once they were outside, above Yoli's stomach.
"Mmmm. I can just smell the special sauce." Yoli licked her lips.
"Ew! You're gonna eat it after Jer's warning?" Nadia pulled a face.
"Hey, I don't know whats in it! Besides, it tastes good whatever it is! I dunno how I survived without it these past fourteen years." Yoli rambled.
~*~
"I see you're finally out. Did Vegeta take pity on you?" Alex asked, taking a bite of her ham sandwich.
"Ha! No! He just stood there, mocking me. It's a good thing he's hott otherwise there'd be no hope for him." Nadia shook her head.
"Yeah, but damn, did my Skittles pull some poses! I nearly died of dehydration in there!" Yoli took a gulp of water to prove her point.
"It was just like my gigantic poster on the roof above my bed back home." Nadia stated, mentally drooling.
"Ah well, I guess being an underachiever does have its advantages." Alex said absentmindedly. Nadia froze.
"Underachiever?" Nadia wailed. "It's true! I'm an underachiever, below average, a 'special' student."
"Nadia, chill!" Yoli said, tucking into her chips drowning in special sauce.
"Chill? How can I chill? I am the weakest student in the history of the University! I am lower than low! I am a…underachiever!" Nadia stated, a clap of thunder accompanying her last word.
"Cool, like in the movies." Yoli said appreciatively about the thunder.
"Its not that bad, you're good at other stuff!" Alex reassured her friend.
"Yeah! Like getting us out of sticky situations! You survived the wrath of Piccolo, Cell, Skittles and driven Mirai Trunks close to the brink of insanity! That's an impressive list!" Yoli said, with a mouthful of special sauce.
"Yeah!" Nadia shouted. "Plus, I just need to keep training!"
"That's the spirit!" Alex said, leaving her seat as the bell signalled seventh period.
~*~ (Time Lapse: Friday, five minutes before periods 8 and 9. Wow, time sure did fly, huh?)
"What the hell was our homework for the Friendship class? With Yamcha and the blue thingy?" Yoli asked Sai, watching the Vegeta tape without sound this time.
"Uh…just research the different types of friendship in DragonBall Z I think." Sai muttered, sat at the desk scribbling down an essay that was due in five minutes.
"Hey Yoli, are you OK, about the whole frying pan incident? I heard that boy pissed himself and his hands couldn't stop shaking for hours!" Nadia declared, referring to the lesson they'd had with Chi Chi. A small boy had innocently asked Chi Chi for a new frying pan, claiming he'd lost his previous one. Chi Chi went ballistic, throwing flour and rice everywhere, and there were lots to throw considering they were cooking for Saiyans. Then, she made him sit through five hours of 'Frying Pans – The Musical' on DVD and given him the cassette to listen to for thirty minute instalments each night.
"Oh yeah, I'll just grab one from your house." Yoli said, edging closer to the TV screen.
"C'mon, we better be going. We've got the Hentai next." Nadia laughed, grabbing her backpack.
"OK." Yoli said, fiddling with the video recorder. "Be right out." She called as Nadia left the room.
"Hey Nadia!" A girl emerged from Number 10 and greeted Nadia in the corridor.
"Hey Sarra! You got the Hentai next?" Nadia asked.
"Ew, yeah! Its gonna be gross, that's for sure. He's such a pervert! 'Girl's Only', honestly!" Sarra ridiculed.
"Hey guys." Yoli greeted, locking the dorm door behind her. "Lets go then!" She said, making her way towards Room 3. Pushing open the door, they saw Master Roshi stood at the front of the class, eyeing each student carefully. Two stacks of Bikini magazines 2002 sat on his desk.
"Hello young ladies." Roshi looked at each girl appreciatively.
"Uh huh." Nadia muttered, glancing around the room. The only spare seats were at the front, as the back was full to the brim, some desks having three students as opposed to the usual two.
"Thank god I'm not wearing a skirt." Yoli muttered to Nadia as they took a seat in the corner. Sarra sat behind them but one next to a girl they didn't recognise.
"Now girl's, why don't we introduce ourselves, and what our interests are? I'm Muten Roshi, but you may call me 'daddy' if you like." Roshi grinned, showing a row of crooked teeth as the girls began to gag. "Lets start with you." Roshi pointed at Nadia and winked at her.
"I'm Nadia, I'm 14 and I'm not interested." Nadia sat down, cringing as Roshi eyed her once more.
"Uh, I'm Yoli. I'm also 14. I like…uh…doing stuff. Kid stuff." She hastily added as she caught a gleam in Roshi's eye. She sat down abruptly.
"I'm Sarra." Sarra stood up.
"What type of men do you go for, Sarra?" Roshi inquired, grinning.
"Uh, under forty, cute, intelligent and funny. Sorry." Sarra smiled apologetically and sat down. This went on for the remainder of the lesson, each girl insulting Roshi and, more or less, calling him a 'dirty old pervert that needs a good cleaning, you stupid wanka!' (In the words of Alex.)
"Well girls, it is now nearly the end of class. Yes, I know, its unfortunate for me too. Here is your homework. As you've all been well behaved all you have to do is take this box and put it in your bathroom. That's it! It's an experiment and we will study the reactions at a later date. Please specify whether you share a dorm with someone in this class, and I will give you only one." Master Roshi went round each student, handing a tiny, black box.
"What the hell is this?" Nadia asked, turning the black cube over in her hands.
"Who gives a shit? Easy homework!" Yoli declared, yawning.
"Class dismissed." Roshi said after handing out the boxes. He sat down at his desk and began leafing through his magazines.
"Grrr. What an awful day!" Nadia moaned as they were heading up the dorm staircase.
"I know! Ah well, we get a weekend break!" Yoli cheered.
"Hardly, what about Vegeta?" Nadia asked.
"Can't he keep your brother company? I mean, he probably won't notice Vegeta anyway."
"Oh no? I mean, he doesn't watch DragonBall Z, only occasionally when I am. But he's seen my room, my figurines and he's seen the websites I go on!" Nadia complained.
"Tut, tut. Getting some Veggie-candy from the net?" Yoli grinned.
"Not anymore, I have it on VHS!" Nadia grinned, opening their dorm room door. They'd had an early dinner in preparation for the visits home.
"Hey guys!" Sai called from her bed, packing her things.
"Hey." Yoli called, getting her toothbrush from the bathroom and placing the box Master Roshi had given them on top of the cabinet.
"Hi Sai." Nadia said, flopping onto her bed. She'd packed her things earlier this morning. "I'll get it." Nadia said as a soft knock came at the door. "George? Have you lost weight?" Nadia asked the cloud at the door.
"No, I'm Bob VI, Sai's ride." Bob said, in a slightly higher voice than George's.
"Hey Bob! Well, I'll see ya later guys!" Sai called, hopping on her cloud with her travel bag. "When will we pick up Baldy?"
"Now." Bob said as they sped off down the corridor.
"Bye!" Nadia waved, shutting the dorm door. Almost immediately another knock came, this one more harder and arrogant. 'Oh that's George alright.' Nadia thought.
"Hey. C'mon, I ain't got all day, especially with the miniscule salary they pay me here!" George III complained, his usual 'cheery' self. Sat upon him was Vegeta, his arms folded and a 'say-anything-and-I-will-kill-you-or-almost-certainly-cripple-you-for-life' look.
"Yoli!" Nadia called as Yoli grabbed her case and joined Nadia on the cloud.
"Hey Skittles, why aren't you flying?" Yoli waved at Vegeta.
"Because, baka, it is impossible to fly into a different dimension unless you are one of these things." He pointed to the cloud. "And don't call me Skittles!"
"Hey, what do you mean, 'these things'?" George demanded, a bit put-off.
"Why not…Skittles?" Yoli asked innocently, in reference to Vegeta's earlier comment.
'Oh boy, it's gonna be a long flight.' Nadia thought to herself, as three voices began shouting at each other at once.
A/N2: Quorky: What the hell is 'mentally drooling' when it's at home?
Ya know! When physically you look normal, 'cept glazed eyes, and your head is just screaming 'Mhmmmmm, so, so, so fine!'
Quorky: Uh…no, not really .