The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Hey, Dark-Angel, than you soooo much for putting me in your fic! Wow, what an honour!! I'm not going to be home this weekend, so this is probably the last chapter until Monday, unless I manage to write one Sunday night. Ok then, on with the fic!
Chapter 18
"Well excuse me, but I was bored!" Yoli yelled at George.
"Bored? You were bored, so you started to pick pieces off of me?" George asked incredulously. "That's it, I'm gone. I'll be here Sunday night to pick you up. That is, if my back grows back!" George flew away and Nadia, Yoli and Vegeta watched him until he was just a speck in the sky.
"Hmph. What a pathetic excuse for a dimension." Vegeta stated, looking around.
"Ain't that the truth? Here, my house is thatta way." Nadia pointed to a three-bedroom, red-bricked house four doors down.
"He could've at least dropped us as the door!" Yoli muttered, as they went through the gate.
"What a miniscule house." Vegeta noted.
"Well excuse me, but not all of us can have fifty-odd bedrooms when there's only four people." Nadia shot back. "Spoilt brat." She muttered.
"You're just jealous." Vegeta smirked.
"Uh…I don't have a key." Nadia groaned, trying to push open the door. It was locked.
"Go get your brother then!" Yoli urged as it began to rain.
"This is ridiculous! The Prince of all Saiya-jins does not wait in the rain whilst some bumbling teenage male unlocks the door for him. It is not right." Vegeta said, preparing a small ki blast and shot it at the lock.
"Clever idea, lets break the lock so we don't have to use keys again and murderer's have the perfect way to get in." Nadia said, clapping sarcastically.
"Why do you need locks when the Prince of all Saiya-jins is here?" Vegeta demanded, stepping into the house.
"Oh Skittles, would you save me?" Yoli looked up at Vegeta, her eyes going dreamy all of a sudden.
"Woah!" Nadia turned a picture face down that was on a table stand.
"Aw, was that a baby pic, Nadia? Lemme see!" Yoli made a grab for the picture but didn't succeed.
"No, no. Its nothing." Nadia said. "Hold up, why the hell are you still cartoony, Vegeta? Eeep! We're not, are we?" Nadia asked, as she and Yoli hurried over to the mirror hanging near the coat pegs.
"Phew. Wow, its weird seeing me like this, now." Yoli commented.
"Fuck!" A voice came from the living room.
"Eeep! My brother! How are we gonna explain Vegeta?" Nadia asked, entering the living room cautiously.
"Hey Shrimp. I see you're back from riding horsies, have lots of fun?" Joe smirked, not looking up from the TV, where he was sat in his underwear and smelt like he hadn't had a shower for days. His feet were propped on the coffee table, his left foot kitted in a red sock and his right in a black.
"Nice." Yoli whispered to Nadia, who pulled a face.
"Shut up, you slob. Is it so hard to have a bath and crack open a window once mum or me aren't here?" Nadia grumbled, trying to hold her nose and open the living room window at the same time.
"You're a right bitch, ya know that?" Joe growled at his sister, not taking his eyes of the TV set.
"Takes one to know one. And can you turn it down? Just 'cos it's surround sound doesn't mean you have to let the whole street hear you!" Nadia moaned. "Besides, my friend came back with me. Yoli."
"Hi." Yoli greeted.
"Hey." Joe muttered, taking his gaze off the screen for a second then returning into his previous pose. "Who the hell is that?" Joe spun around again, blinking rapidly.
"Oh, him. I can…"
"I am the Prince of all Saiya-jins, you pathetic excuse for an earthling. Whats it to you?" Vegeta jumped in.
"Thanks Vegeta." Nadia groaned, banging her head on the window.
"Hey, isn't he…yeah, he is! He's the guy plastered all over your walls, and you have all that merchandise of him. And those disgusting websites you went on had a weird name like Vegeta." Joe said.
"Oh crap!" Nadia said, rushing upstairs. "Don't move, I'll just be a minute!" She called down, running into her bedroom.
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"Stupid, dumbass brothers." Nadia grumbled, pulling the last of her posters off the wall, succeeding to leave blobs of blu-tack behind and ripping off small pieces of green wallpaper.
"Nadia?" Yoli's voice came, as she came up the stairs.
"Fuck!" Nadia muttered, shoving the posters under her bed along with the figurines, alarm clock and stationary.
"Hmph. You'd think she'd treat us with respect, we are guests in her home after all. Honestly, the youth of today have no dignity." Vegeta's voice began to get louder as he and Yoli neared the bedroom. Doing a somersault off the bed, Nadia rolled over to her desk to switch off her computer with the Vegeta desktop.
"Holy shit!" Nadia screamed, as Yoli and Vegeta came rushing in.
"What is it?" Yoli asked, her eyes darting around the room for any sign of danger.
"He is so fucking dead! Oi, asshole, get you're lazy, thieving backside up here, now!" Nadia bellowed.
"What the hell are you shouting at?" Joe asked, looking around at the newly changed room.
"What the fuck have you done with my computer?" Nadia demanded.
"Oh…that. Well, I sorta, um, lent it Ryan…"
"What? That spotty freak, with the greasy hair? Why you…" Nadia threw herself at her brother.
"Woah…" Joe dodged out of the way as Nadia crashed into a wall.
"Grrr. Stop it, you baka's!" Vegeta interrupted the fight.
"But…my computer…" Nadia looked on the verge of tears.
"God, Shrimp. I'll get it back, chill." Joe muttered, rubbing his arm where she'd bit him.
"Damn straight you will!" Nadia shot back.
"Hey, whats happened to all your posters of him?" Joe asked, pointing at Vegeta.
"Posters? What posters? Hahaha! You crack me up, Joe!" Nadia said as Vegeta's eyes narrowed. She rubbed her brother's head playfully.
"What the…" Joe moved his head out of her reach, and looked at her as if she was insane.
"Posters? What posters?" Vegeta demanded.
"Uh, nothing. C'mon now, Joe. Go take a shower and get dressed. Bye bye." Nadia ignored Joe's protests as she pushed him out of her room. Once he was out she breathed a sigh of relief and sat on her bed next to Yoli.
"What the…" Vegeta said sitting down, as he fished something from underneath him.
"Eeep!" Nadia grabbed the figurine of Vegeta SSJ2 and threw it under her bed.
"What was that?" Vegeta demanded, narrowing his eyes.
"Heehee, uh nothing." Nadia stuttered.
"Onna, I'm hungry." The Saiyan Prince stated simply.
"Uh…ok. We'll go to McDonalds. You'll love it Veggie-Chan." Nadia said, covering her mouth at her last comment.
"Ok, good. Let's go." Vegeta said, seemingly not noticing her slip-up.
"Yay! McDonalds! Yummy!" Yoli rubbed her stomach appreciatively.
"Well, lead the way…Shrimp." Vegeta smirked maliciously as Nadia shot him a dirty look.