The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: I'm baaaaaaaaaack! I saw a boy in McDonald's yesterday wearing a DragonBall Z t-shirt, with a picture of Goku on the front. Just thought you'd like to know. Here's Chapter 19!
Chapter 19
"What food do they serve here, Shrimp?" Vegeta asked Nadia as they finally pulled up into McDonald's parking lot, as Nadia had to stop at the bank to get some money. She assumed it was going to cost more than a tenner to feed herself, her brother, her friend and a Saiyan. Nadia had persuaded her brother to drive them all otherwise she would 'Tell mum where you stash your porno mags. Aha, didn't think I knew about that, huh? Personally, I find it sick to keep them next to the bear you've had since you were born.'
"Stop calling me that!" Nadia protested.
"Never! I can't believe I didn't think of it earlier. You have any interesting nicknames?" Vegeta asked Yoli, an evil glint in his eyes.
"They serve fast food, the best thing since 'Hamster Hotels'!" Yoli said, purposely ignoring his question.
"Uh…don't you guys think someone will notice that there's a fucking cartoon guy dressed in a cotton jumpsuit?!" Joe screamed, smoke producing from his ears.
"It's spandex you baka." Vegeta glared at Joe, who ignored him.
"Oh, it sure is." Yoli said, looking longingly at the Saiyan Prince.
"Whatever. Someone will notice though!"
"Um…I know!" Nadia leant across Yoli and fished a pair of sunglasses from the side-pocket of the door.
"Oh no! I am not wearing those monstrosities!" Vegeta objected, backing away.
"C'mon Vegeta! Otherwise, you won't get served. No glasses, no food." Nadia reasoned, dangling the glasses in front of him.
"But…fine." Vegeta hesitated before taking the glasses and slipping them on.
"Did it suddenly get hot in here?" Yoli asked, fanning herself once she saw Vegeta.
"I dunno what he has that I don't." Joe mumbled from the drivers seat, turning off the engine.
"A six-pack, cute ass, looks great in spandex, gravity-defying hair, a look that can kill-and does, big bang and final flash attacks and a tail." Yoli finished triumphantly, grinning.
"I so do have a tail!" Joe objected.
"Yeah, what the girl said. What?! You have a tail? That is not possible! Show me at once!" Vegeta demanded.
"What the hell? Nadia, is he queer? No man! Let go of my arm! I am not showing you my tail, you perv!" Joe said panicky, his face going red.
"No Vegeta! He doesn't mean a Saiyan tail! He means, uh, another tail!" Nadia said, laughing hysterically.
"What? Another tail? Is he of some sort of other species?" Vegeta asked, letting go off Joe's arm.
"No, he means his, uh, thingy." Nadia said, pointing to the Southern region she was referring to.
"Oh! That tail! You baka humans with your stupid slang." Vegeta said sulkily, a hint of red lining his cheeks.
"What kinda tail did you think I meant?" Joe asked, his breathing returning to normal.
"Uh, nothing." Nadia said.
"Yeah, lets go. I'm starved!" Yoli said, as they all got out of the car and made their way to McDonald's after Joe had locked the car.
"Ok, what do you want?" Nadia asked Vegeta once they'd joined the queue.
"Food."
"What kind of food, damnit?" Nadia asked. "Uh, Mr Prince of all Saiyans, sir." She added hastily as Vegeta lifted his hand threateningly.
"I'm not sure. Whatever is good, and lots of it." Vegeta stated.
"OK. Yoli, what about you?" Nadia asked her friend.
"I'll have a chicken nugget Happy Meal with Fanta, no ice. You get 'Bill and Ben' stuff!" Yoli grinned.
"Right…anywho, what do you want, asshole?" Nadia addressed her brother.
"Same as always, bitch." Joe replied.
"McChicken meal with Sprite, spaz?" Nadia asked.
"That's the one, Shrimp." Joe grinned as Nadia stuck her finger up at him. Yoli, Vegeta and Joe went to get a booth whilst Nadia was getting served.
"Ok, I'll have a large McChicken meal, with Sprite and no lettuce. A chicken nugget Happy Meal, Fanta, no ice, a medium cheese burger meal, no geurkins, relish, cheese or mustard with a Coke and some barbecue sauce. Finally, um, about thirty quarter-pounder meals with water, super-size. Thanks." Nadia rattled off her list.
"Uh…ok…" The pretty teenage girl behind the counter blinked a couple of times, but entered the order, regardless. "Wouldn't the cheese burger just be a simple hamburger meal if you don't want cheese?"
"No. I want a cheese burger, but with no cheese." Nadia justified herself.
"Exactly, a hamburger."
"No, it'd be a cheese burger, but with no cheese."
"Yeah, I know. A hamburger."
"No! I asked for a cheese burger, no cheese. It's still a cheese burger, just without the cheese!" Nadia said, through clenched teeth.
"Yes, but wouldn't that be a hamb-"
"No, damnit! What is so fucking hard about this order? I ask for thirty quarter-pounder's, I understand a bit of trouble with that, but I just want a fucking cheese burger, with no goddamn cheese! Jesus!" Nadia screamed at the server, who quickly grabbed her orders except Vegeta's and dumped them on a tray.
"Uh, there you go. No charge, please enjoy your meal. The quarter-pounder meals will be ready soon." The server said hurriedly.
"Thanks." Nadia smiled sweetly as she went to join the others.
"What was all that about?" Joe asked his sister, grabbing his fries and shovelling them into his mouth.
"I asked for a cheese burger with no cheese and-" Nadia began.
"Wouldn't that just be a hamburger? Uh, nevermind." Yoli muttered as Nadia sent her an evil glare.
"Shrimp, where the hell is my food?" Vegeta demanded, his mouth watering at the sight of food.
"Its not ready yet." Nadia said.
"What? That's an outrage! I demand to-" Vegeta trailed off as Nadia interrupted him.
"Its ready. You can go get it, it'll be bloody heavy." Nadia said, sitting down as Vegeta got up and made his way to the counter.
"Are you sure it's a good idea sending him?" Joe asked, looking around to check whether anyone he knew could see him eating with his sister, her kid friend and an anime character.
"Of course, Vegeta wouldn't be that stupid. I hope. What do you think, Yoli?" Nadia asked her friend. "Yoli?"
"Huh?" Yoli asked.
"What's wrong? What were you looking at?" Nadia tried to follow where Yoli's gaze had been earlier.
"I don't believe it!" Yoli hissed.
"Believe what?"
"Look!" Yoli pointed to Vegeta and the pretty server.
"Yeah, what am I looking at?" Nadia asked, confused.
"She's flirting with him!" Yoli said, disgustedly.
"No she isn't!" Nadia scoffed.
"Oh yes she is and…oh my God!"
"What?" Nadia asked, craning her neck.
"He's flirting back!"