The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Here's Chapter 20!
Chapter 20
"What?" Nadia asked, spluttering on her coke.
"Mmmmf moof mfff hmmm?" Joe asked, his mouth full of fries.
"Oh, my mistake. But she's still flirting with him!" Yoli objected.
"God, I nearly had a heart attack then. Vegeta, flirting? Not possible." Nadia shook her head.
"C'mon." Yoli pulled Nadia up from her seat.
"Hey! Where are we going?" Nadia dropped her coke on the table, nearly spilling the contents.
"To kick that bitch's ass! I may have been imagining Vegeta flirting, but that waitress is trying to steal my Skittles!" Yoli stalked over to the counter.
"I'll stay here!" Joe called to them, fixing his eyes on Nadia's fries.
"…so, you must work out. With muscles like that." Yoli's face went red as she heard a snippet of Vegeta and the waitress' conversation. The waitress began stroking Vegeta's arm, much to the prince's dislike
"Oi! Get off him, you whore!" Yoli yelled, causing Nadia to cringe and smile apologetically and the mothers covering their children's ears.
"Excuse me? Can I help you?" The waitress asked, seemingly annoyed at being interrupted while at 'work'.
"No, but get the fuck off him! Do you know who he is? He is Vegeta, the pri…uh, what I mean is, he is Vegeta, the best dad in the whole world?" Yoli looked uncertain at her cover-up.
"Uh, yeah. C'mon dad." Nadia rolled her eyes, but still went along with Yoli's story.
"Alright…honey." Vegeta cringed at this, and no doubt it took him all his strength to say it. Yoli led the way to the car, grinning foolishly. Then again, its not everyday you get called 'honey' by the Prince of all Saiyans.
"Oi! Asshole! Move it!" Nadia yelled at her brother, who was polishing off Nadia's burger, the last of what was left. Taking a final swig of coke, he grabbed his coat and followed Nadia, Yoli and Vegeta outside.
"Do you humans normally behave like that?" Vegeta asked, once they were in the car.
"Uh…no. Well, yes. I dunno. Depends what you mean. She obviously fancied you so…"
"What?" Vegeta shouted at Yoli.
"Hey! It wasn't me! It was her! Stupid slut." Yoli muttered.
"Which reminds me, I never got any food." Vegeta complained.
"I did." Joe patted his stomach with one hand, the other still on the steering wheel.
"I guess we'll order pizza." Nadia muttered, making a mental note to get money from the University for feeding the prince.
"Order? Have you suddenly become rich or something? And now I have a chance to ask, what the fuck is this guy doing here?" Joe said, occasionally glancing from the road to his sister.
"I am the Prince of all Saiya-jins you baka!" Vegeta bellowed from the backseat.
"I know who you are! This crazy bitch has you plastered all over her wall!" Joe pointed at his sister. "Besides, what are you doing here? I mean, you don't ride horses do you? I thought Nadia riding them was strange but you? Now that's just plain scary."
"Of course not!" Vegeta replied, seeming somewhat distracted. He was trying to keep Yoli from touching him, a very hard job.
"Well, uh, we kinda weren't at a horse riding thing. We were at the Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z." Nadia studied her brother's face.
"Right. Well, uh, good for you? Damn, I knew you were obsessed with that guy, but to go to a University? I knew there was something wrong with you." Joe shook his head.
"Obsessed? With me? About time someone was." Vegeta huffed, threatening Yoli with a ki blast if she didn't stop stroking his shoulder.
"Anyway, I'm ordering pizza because I don't think its wise to enter a pizza place with him." Nadia pointed to Vegeta. "Besides, its dad's treat. About time he did something for me for once."
"Amen to that." Joe said, pulling into their driveway.
"Right then, what does everyone want?" Nadia asked, walking into the house closely followed by Yoli, Vegeta and her brother. She picked up a pizza pamphlet that was next to the phone.
"Anything. Just lots of it." Vegeta groaned, looking like he was going to pass out.
"Not hungry." Yoli stated, flicking on the TV.
"I'll have a large pepperoni." Joe sat next to Yoli.
"What? You ate everyone's McDonalds!" Nadia protested.
"That was just a snack. Now hurry your arse, I'm fucking starving!"
"Couldn't of put it better myself." Vegeta smirked.
"Greedy asshole." Nadia muttered, dialling the number. He was so thin aswell, Joe was. Yet he could eat anything. "Yeah, hello. Could I have thirty-one, large pepperoni pizza's please? Yeah, it's a party. 74 Healey Wood Road. Ok, thanks." Nadia replaced the receiver.
"How much longer?" Joe moaned.
"Five minutes, it's only up the corner. I would've picked them up but I've never carried thirty one pizzas before and I'm assuming it'd be very difficult." Nadia flopped onto the sofa.
"Oh, Ryan dropped your computer off today. Called me whilst we were in McDonalds. He plugged it up and everything for you, so no more death threats." Joe told Nadia, who grinned.
"Yes!" She roared, leaping off the sofa as the doorbell rang. It was the pizza guy. She paid him and took the pizzas, stumbling into the room with them and dropping them on the floor. "There ya go. C'mon, Yoli. Lets go check out my comp." Nadia ran upstairs, Yoli not close behind.
"Turn it on then." Yoli prompted once they'd reached Nadia's room.
"K." Nadia sat down and switched on the computer, waiting for it to load. Once it had loaded onto her Vegeta desktop, she connected to the Internet. Her browser popped up and she entered 'www.fanfiction.net' into the address bar.
"Cool! Go on anime! Go on anime!" Yoli encouraged.
"Obviously. Where else would I go?" Nadia laughed at her question, knowing she'd never go anywhere other than the anime section. "Now, lets see if we can find us some quality yaoi." Nadia grinned, searching through the fiction.
A/N2: Sorry at the lack of updates, I'm ill . Poor me. Tsk tsk, dirty-minded Nadia! Wonder what'd happen if Vegeta finished his pizzas and decided to see what the girls were doing…?