The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z   

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Sorry about the daily updates being reduced to practically once a week, but I've got tonsillitis (thanks to my best friend) and I'm not really up to writing at the moment, which is why it's so short. With that all said and done, here's Chapter 21.

Chapter 21

            "Now that creates a good mental picture." Nadia grinned, reviewing the fic she and Yoli had just read.

            "Ooo! Ooo! Kakkorrot and Skittles yaoi, thirty six chapters!" Yoli called, pointing at the screen and smiling as Nadia clicked on the link.

            "Woah, this is good." Nadia stated, edging closer to the screen.

            "What's good?" A voice demanded. Nadia gulped and looked over at the door to where Vegeta was leaning against the doorframe.

            "Hey Skittles! I see you've finished your pizza?" Yoli asked, standing in front of the computer screen.

            "Obviously, you baka. What are you looking at?" Vegeta narrowed his eyes.

            "Looking? Who's looking? I don't look." Nadia stammered, also standing in front of the screen.

            "Out of my way." Vegeta casually moved his arm, which sent the two girls sprawling to the other side of the room.

            "I can explain…" Nadia started.

            "What the fuck is this piece of crap? What? Oh no! Who the hell wrote this? You?" Vegeta demanded all at once, pointing accusingly at Nadia, the vein on his forehead looking as if it was fit to burst.

            "What? Me? No…I didn't." Nadia uttered.

            "Then who? Tell me who the bakayaro was so I can kill them!" Vegeta threatened, his hands clenched.

            "Dark-Angel from the looks of things." Yoli peered at the author's name.

            "Right." Vegeta said, flying out of Nadia's window and full speed.

            "What? Where's he going? Yoli you idiot! Now we won't be able to…" Nadia stopped as Vegeta flew back through the window, this time with a frightened girl in his grip.

            "Is this the baka?" Vegeta demanded, tightening his grip.

            "Oh wow! Vegeta! How cool! Hi! I'm like, your biggest fan!" The girl grinned.

            "Vegeta put her down! She didn't write that story!" Nadia lied for the benefit of the teenage girl.

            "Then who did?" Vegeta asked, lessening his grip.

            "Wow, Vegeta! I'm Dark-Angel, your number one fan!" Dark-Angel ignored the low growl this got from Yoli.

            "Fan? I have fans?" Vegeta asked, dropping Dark-Angel in disbelief.

            "Uh huh! We all love you, Vegeta Prince of all Saiya-jins." Dark-Angel nodded her head up and down, ignoring the fact that strands of hair were falling in front of her face.

            "Yeah, Skittles." Yoli emphasised 'Skittles', trying to make the girl see that she'd already staked out Vegeta. Dark-Angel was either oblivious or simply not bothered. "People have shrines of you on the 'net!"

            "Shrines? Hmm, about time." Vegeta smirked. "So show me these infamous shrines."

            "Uh, ok, I guess." Nadia said, walking over to her computer and opening her favourites list. She wasn't quite sure about this but shrugged it off. Double-clicking her favourite site, she waited for it to load.

            "That's me!" Vegeta stared in disbelief as a large picture of him Super Saiyan appeared on the screen.

            "Yeah, we can look at clips, pictures, fiction, information, all sorts!" Nadia said, showing him the contents of the site.

            "Yeah, ALL kinds of pictures." Yoli said, smirking. When Vegeta didn't respond, she looked over at him and saw him gawking in disbelief.

            "This is just…" Vegeta trailed off, walking backwards and sitting on the bed.

            "No, Vegeta!" Nadia called, but it was too late.

            "Whats this?" Vegeta asked, instantly dropping the item when he realised what it was. A figurine. Of him. A figurine of him in a girl's bedroom. Strange. "What else is here?" Vegeta mumbled numbly. "What the fuck?" He shrieked when he found the thousands of posters, sketches, videos and some other various Vegeta-related things.

            "Skittles?" Yoli asked as Vegeta hit the floor with a loud 'thud'.

            "Wow, you have the Prince of all Saiya-jins up here, in your room, unconscious. I wonder what we can do?" Dark-Angel asked, rubbing her hands together.