Hey! My third chapter already. granted its all written on paper, but I find the hardest part for me is finding time to type up what I've written! Anyway I would like to thank every one who reviewed!!! 12 reviews! I cant remember who I thanked in the last chapter so i'll just do it again! Thank you: Storm-Pietro, rogue4eva, Radical-Seto, SOMEONE2003, silhouette-Kitten, The Rogue Cajun, TheGothicKleptomaniac, ishandahalf, RemyLover, and t.A.T.u-fan. Anyway I hope that you like it! So I guess I gotta do a disclaimer...
Disclaimer: I own it all!!! MUWAHAHAHA!! O.k. Really, I don't own any of it! I just really like Rogue and Remy!
All for the $MONEY$
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Pietro and Kitty were sitting on his bed talking about winning. "We're gonna have to work together to annoy people out of here!" Pietro told her. "O.K. Like, who sould we annoy out?" She asked. Pietro thought for a moment. As he was about to say who, there was a large boom, followed by a closer boom. Then Kurt and Tabitha teleported in. "Shhh! Hide us!" Tabitha said. The two troublemakers hid behind Pietro's bed. Their was a large tremor and some shouting, "LANCE! Stop it! Wanda yelled. The tremors stopped. "Scott, don't." Jean tried to calm down her pissed off boyfriend. "Where are they! I know they did this together!" Scott yelled, storming down the hall. "Boom-Boom!! Blue Boy! You going down!!" Lance yelled, right behind Scott. "What did you do!?" Pietro hissed. "Take a guess!" Tabitha told him, stifling giggles. "Ya! Ve planted Boom-Boom's booms in their rooms and ve (they) vent off!" Kurt said. "Kurt, like that was a really bad pun." Kitty informed him. The two trouble makers ducked under the bed as the two angry mutants stormed in.
"Are they in here!?" Scott asked, furious. "Are who in here? Like, what's wrong?" Kitty asked calmly. "Yea. Can't we have some privacy?" Pietro asked. Scott glared at him as if saying 'Try anything with her and I will hurt you!' "Um, like try the kitchen. You know that Kurt's always hungry." Kitty said. They ran out and to the kitchen. "Is he always that over-protective of you?" Asked Pietro. "He just acts like a big brother to all of us. Like as if we cant take care of ourselves!"
"Ah. You'd better be careful tonight." Pietro warned. "Yeah and, like, lock your doors!" Kitty added as they teleported out with a small BAMF! Kitty shook her head giggling. "Ah, we'll talk more later, Pietro, I'm tired. Night." She stood up. Pietro stood up and gave her a hug, then he pulled her into a romantic kiss. "Goodnight my kitten. My heart years until I can see you tomorrow morning!" Kitty smiled, "Pietro your like so silly! Night!" and with that she phased through the all and into her own room.
The next morning.
Jamie sniffed the crisp morning air and sighed. It smelled dewy, and as if something were on fire. "What!?" He yelled jumping up. Something was burning. Jamie ran into the closed door, creating four copies of himself. The five Jamie's ran down the stairs to see Pyro. Infront of Pyro was the living room on fire. "AHHHHHH!!!!" The five Jamie's screamed. The others ran down stairs. Pyro stood their starry-eyed watching the fire-elephants storm around the living room.
"PYRO!! What in the hell are you doing?" Colossus yelled. Pyro turned, still stary-eyed, "Pretty fire-elephants!" he said, sounding like a child. Jamie punched himself in the arm creating five other multiples. The ten of them started a line of passing water down, and splashing it onto the elephants. Pietro ran around in circles, trying to get the fire to stop, but it only made it worse. "Darn it! Where's Bobby when you need him?!" Scott yelled. The other mutants formed another line of passing buckets of water.
When they subdued the fire to one elephant, Pyro seemed to finally snap out of his daze. "MY GOD! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!" Pyro screeched. "SWEET!!! LETS MAKE IT BIGGER!!" "NOOO!!" the other mutants yelled. Remy and Poitr pinned him down as the others put out the last elephant. "NOOOOO! Not 'Fanny! Anything but fanny!!" TSSsss... Smoke came up from the last fire elephant. John got up and went over to the burnt spot in the carpet that had once been 'Fanny. "What should we do about him?" Scott asked. "Just leave him be, in about fifteen minutes or so he'll forget all about it. He always gets a little emotional over his fire creatures." Colossus told him.
The mutants looked at the burnt wall. "Man ve are *so* dead!" Kurt said. "No. We're dead men walking." Scott corrected. They grumbled and made their way to the kitchen. they ate a nice reakfast but they were all grumpy since they had woken up at 6am. Everyone accept the boundless energy of Pietro and Todd, who was the only one who was able to sleep through the screaming.
"Yo Lance. What's up yo? Yo, like what was all that screaming last night and this morning?" Todd asked, clearly not noticing the "exmay!" signs from Kurt and Tabitha. "Eff off. And hey!" Lance turned to find a cloud of blue smoke where the two troublemakers had been.
Kurt and Tabitha re-appeared in the attic. "I didn't know there was an attic to this place!" Tabitha said exitedly "This could be good!" Nd with that the two young X-men teleported to Kitty and Pietro. Together the four of them went back up to the attic and the mutants began plotting.
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"Laanceee!" Pietro whined, a specialty of his. "But it was really really scary!" Lance rolled his eyes, "It was your imagination!" "No! Its *nooottt*! Now come!" Pietro continued whining. Lance followed reluctantly, since he knew that Pietro wouldn't stop until he did. Pietro lead Lance up the stairs and through the hallway that their rooms were in. Pietro led him down the hall to the dark door at the end.
"Uh... do we have to go in there?" asked Lance, trying (but failing) to hide his fear of attics. "A...and you said their was a g.ghost in here?" Lance asked shakily. "Yeah, ut like you said, it was probably just my imagination."Pietro said, hiding a smirk. He opened the s=door to reveal a dark old staircase. It was covered with cobwebs and every step creaked. "Watch out. They're rickety." Pietro zipped up the stairs. Lance stepped onto the first step. It creaked dangerously and lance turned a lovely shade of green.
"Ugh." He moaned quietly. "C'mon Lance!" Pietro yelled from upstairs. Lance rumbled cuss words as he climbed the rickety staircase. He climbed the last step to find himself looking at an old door that was slightly ajar. He opened the door and walked slowly in. Their was old furniture everywhere and no one in sight. "P.Pietro? Where are you?" He asked nervously.
There were two BOOM's behind Lance. He jumped straight up into the air. "B...Boom-Boom? Hey Pietro? This isn't funny..." Lance started whining. Suddenly there were the sounds of people walking on the wooden floor. Something flashed in the corner of his eye. Lance lashed around to find nothing.
"Pietro! I'm getting out of here!" Lance yelled. He turned and saw four white ghosts waving there arms and making "WoooOOOOooo!" noises. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Lance yelled. The ground shook dangerously as Lance bolted between the ghosts and down the creaky steps.
The 'ghosts' watched as Lance flew down the steps as if the grim reaper was after him. The 'ghosts' took off the sheets that had covered them. Kitty, Tabitha, Pietro and Kurt laughed, "Ah, vat vas great!" Kurt said, wrapping tabitha into a hug. "Yeah, it was blue!" Pietro gave kitty a kiss on the cheek. "Haha! 1 down, ...1...2...3...4.....8 more to go!" Pietro said happily.
They walked down to the T.V. room and saw no sign of Lance, "Hey, like where's Lance?" Kitty asked. "He high-tailed it yo! Sayin' something about ghosts yo!" Todd said, not paying much attention. "Um Todd... why in the world are you watching the Teletubbies?" Pietro asked. Todd turned, seeming to finally notice their presence, "Because Po, Tinki-Winki, Dipsi and LaLa are my friends!"* The four blinked simultaneously, "Riiiggghhhttt..." they said together. Fifteen minutes later Professor X, Ororo, and Logan came in. "Hey lef. I heard their was some chost problems?" Logan asked, unsheathing his claws. "Yes, Lance left and we heard it was due to ghosts. We brought you a gift since one pore person left. Tomorrow you all get to leave the house, drive down, and spend the day at Disney World."** Pro. X said. "Yes!" They all said happily.
They all went to the kitchen to discuss the details of the Disney trip. "Uh. Mr. Logan?" Kitty asked. "Yea, half-pint?" "Uh.. You can put those away, it was just us." Sh said, indicating to his claws. Shink! They went back in. "I figured just as much."
That night everyone slept dreaming of sugar plum fairies and their loves...All accept for Scott, who was thinking of their last danger room session...
Journal Entries:
Kurt: Today Me, Tabby, Pietro and Kitty scared Lance! He's such a scardy cat, we put sheet's on and he freeked! Ve get to go to Disney tomorrow! Rogue sais that its a large carnival. I cant vait!
Jean: Well the kids scared away Lance, not that its bad, but their so immature! And so is Scott, he's actually worried about ghosts now! Anyway we get to go to Disney tomorrow, I cant wait to go shopping!
Remy: A few of de others scared Lance away, Remy always thought he was a bit of a scardy-cat. Remy and Chere laughed as Lance ran screaming about ghosts. Because Lance left, we get to go to Disney, Chere says that its a large park wit games and food, Remy's just happy because he gets to take Chere around the park tomorrow. Oh and Remy found John making a fire-figure of Amara, poor mon ami, he misses her.
Scott: This house is haunted! I knew we wouldn't be put in a house all alone! Now we have ghost chaperones! Jean tells me that there not real, but I know they are, I see them. I see dead people. Anyway we leave this haunted mansion to go to Disney tomorrow, I cant wait.
Kitty: Like we scared Lance away today, and now we get to go to Disney! I cant wait! I'm gonna go shopping, and on all those rides! And everything!
Pietro: We got lance to leave! Man, i'll remember his face forever! Anyway we get to go to Disney tomorrow, never been their myself, but Kitty wants to go shopping, dear Gawd help me!
Tabitha: We did it! Lance is not here anymore, and now we get to go to Disney! I'm so exited! SPACE MOUNTAIN WATCH OUT BOOM-BOOM'S BOOMIN IN!
Wanda: They scared Lance away, for some reason I miss the mullet-head. Tomorrow we go to Disney world, I have a feeling that I'll have a slimy toad following me, ugh!
Todd: Yes! They scared lance away, and we get to go to Disney tomorrow. I'll be able to take Wanda around, she's never been before! I'll express my deepest love for her!
John: They scared off Lance, that's ace (Cool) with me. They also destroyed 'Fanny earlier today. Then Remy caught me making fire versions of Amara. I miss the sheila, I even admitted it to Remy, although I don't know how, that bloke must have the powers of persuasion or something.
Poitr: Lance left, not that I really care, just one less person. John was making fire-images of Amara, its been a while since he's seen her now. We're going to Disney tomorrow, John and I have decided to follow Remy and Rogue just for fun and because John wants to get him back for making him admit that he misses Amara, as if it wasn't obvious?
Jamie: Hey, I got Lance running out of the house on tape, I also got Remy trying to flirt with an annoyed Rogue, classic black mail for the future, I guess being a spy isn't so bad after all!
Rogue: They scared off Lance today. He was screamin' about ghosts and haunted houses. Ah cant believe he was scared bah (by) a bunch of kids covered with a sheets! Ahnyway we ahr going to Disney world tomorrow, Ah hope it'll be fun, it should be.
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Hey well I hope you liked it. Only one thing i'd like to add thats IMPORTANT! For all of you Lance fans that are about to flame me or not read any more of my fanfictions, let me tell you that Lance will be comming back! He cant win the game, sorry, but he WILL BE BACK to torture and maybe some romance *hinthint* anyway, please continue.
* I'd like to thank my friend Lauren for telling me the names of all the teletubies (Dont ask me how a teenager would know them, she just does o.O)
** Dont ask me how the can get from NY to Orlando FL in a buss and back in a day, just use your imagination *does the little Spungebob hand motions (hands together as if praying, then open them up in a rainbow)* .
Read and Review please! I feel so happy that i have 12 reviews now! Please keep them comming i feel so loved!
Disclaimer: I own it all!!! MUWAHAHAHA!! O.k. Really, I don't own any of it! I just really like Rogue and Remy!
All for the $MONEY$
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Pietro and Kitty were sitting on his bed talking about winning. "We're gonna have to work together to annoy people out of here!" Pietro told her. "O.K. Like, who sould we annoy out?" She asked. Pietro thought for a moment. As he was about to say who, there was a large boom, followed by a closer boom. Then Kurt and Tabitha teleported in. "Shhh! Hide us!" Tabitha said. The two troublemakers hid behind Pietro's bed. Their was a large tremor and some shouting, "LANCE! Stop it! Wanda yelled. The tremors stopped. "Scott, don't." Jean tried to calm down her pissed off boyfriend. "Where are they! I know they did this together!" Scott yelled, storming down the hall. "Boom-Boom!! Blue Boy! You going down!!" Lance yelled, right behind Scott. "What did you do!?" Pietro hissed. "Take a guess!" Tabitha told him, stifling giggles. "Ya! Ve planted Boom-Boom's booms in their rooms and ve (they) vent off!" Kurt said. "Kurt, like that was a really bad pun." Kitty informed him. The two trouble makers ducked under the bed as the two angry mutants stormed in.
"Are they in here!?" Scott asked, furious. "Are who in here? Like, what's wrong?" Kitty asked calmly. "Yea. Can't we have some privacy?" Pietro asked. Scott glared at him as if saying 'Try anything with her and I will hurt you!' "Um, like try the kitchen. You know that Kurt's always hungry." Kitty said. They ran out and to the kitchen. "Is he always that over-protective of you?" Asked Pietro. "He just acts like a big brother to all of us. Like as if we cant take care of ourselves!"
"Ah. You'd better be careful tonight." Pietro warned. "Yeah and, like, lock your doors!" Kitty added as they teleported out with a small BAMF! Kitty shook her head giggling. "Ah, we'll talk more later, Pietro, I'm tired. Night." She stood up. Pietro stood up and gave her a hug, then he pulled her into a romantic kiss. "Goodnight my kitten. My heart years until I can see you tomorrow morning!" Kitty smiled, "Pietro your like so silly! Night!" and with that she phased through the all and into her own room.
The next morning.
Jamie sniffed the crisp morning air and sighed. It smelled dewy, and as if something were on fire. "What!?" He yelled jumping up. Something was burning. Jamie ran into the closed door, creating four copies of himself. The five Jamie's ran down the stairs to see Pyro. Infront of Pyro was the living room on fire. "AHHHHHH!!!!" The five Jamie's screamed. The others ran down stairs. Pyro stood their starry-eyed watching the fire-elephants storm around the living room.
"PYRO!! What in the hell are you doing?" Colossus yelled. Pyro turned, still stary-eyed, "Pretty fire-elephants!" he said, sounding like a child. Jamie punched himself in the arm creating five other multiples. The ten of them started a line of passing water down, and splashing it onto the elephants. Pietro ran around in circles, trying to get the fire to stop, but it only made it worse. "Darn it! Where's Bobby when you need him?!" Scott yelled. The other mutants formed another line of passing buckets of water.
When they subdued the fire to one elephant, Pyro seemed to finally snap out of his daze. "MY GOD! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!" Pyro screeched. "SWEET!!! LETS MAKE IT BIGGER!!" "NOOO!!" the other mutants yelled. Remy and Poitr pinned him down as the others put out the last elephant. "NOOOOO! Not 'Fanny! Anything but fanny!!" TSSsss... Smoke came up from the last fire elephant. John got up and went over to the burnt spot in the carpet that had once been 'Fanny. "What should we do about him?" Scott asked. "Just leave him be, in about fifteen minutes or so he'll forget all about it. He always gets a little emotional over his fire creatures." Colossus told him.
The mutants looked at the burnt wall. "Man ve are *so* dead!" Kurt said. "No. We're dead men walking." Scott corrected. They grumbled and made their way to the kitchen. they ate a nice reakfast but they were all grumpy since they had woken up at 6am. Everyone accept the boundless energy of Pietro and Todd, who was the only one who was able to sleep through the screaming.
"Yo Lance. What's up yo? Yo, like what was all that screaming last night and this morning?" Todd asked, clearly not noticing the "exmay!" signs from Kurt and Tabitha. "Eff off. And hey!" Lance turned to find a cloud of blue smoke where the two troublemakers had been.
Kurt and Tabitha re-appeared in the attic. "I didn't know there was an attic to this place!" Tabitha said exitedly "This could be good!" Nd with that the two young X-men teleported to Kitty and Pietro. Together the four of them went back up to the attic and the mutants began plotting.
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"Laanceee!" Pietro whined, a specialty of his. "But it was really really scary!" Lance rolled his eyes, "It was your imagination!" "No! Its *nooottt*! Now come!" Pietro continued whining. Lance followed reluctantly, since he knew that Pietro wouldn't stop until he did. Pietro lead Lance up the stairs and through the hallway that their rooms were in. Pietro led him down the hall to the dark door at the end.
"Uh... do we have to go in there?" asked Lance, trying (but failing) to hide his fear of attics. "A...and you said their was a g.ghost in here?" Lance asked shakily. "Yeah, ut like you said, it was probably just my imagination."Pietro said, hiding a smirk. He opened the s=door to reveal a dark old staircase. It was covered with cobwebs and every step creaked. "Watch out. They're rickety." Pietro zipped up the stairs. Lance stepped onto the first step. It creaked dangerously and lance turned a lovely shade of green.
"Ugh." He moaned quietly. "C'mon Lance!" Pietro yelled from upstairs. Lance rumbled cuss words as he climbed the rickety staircase. He climbed the last step to find himself looking at an old door that was slightly ajar. He opened the door and walked slowly in. Their was old furniture everywhere and no one in sight. "P.Pietro? Where are you?" He asked nervously.
There were two BOOM's behind Lance. He jumped straight up into the air. "B...Boom-Boom? Hey Pietro? This isn't funny..." Lance started whining. Suddenly there were the sounds of people walking on the wooden floor. Something flashed in the corner of his eye. Lance lashed around to find nothing.
"Pietro! I'm getting out of here!" Lance yelled. He turned and saw four white ghosts waving there arms and making "WoooOOOOooo!" noises. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Lance yelled. The ground shook dangerously as Lance bolted between the ghosts and down the creaky steps.
The 'ghosts' watched as Lance flew down the steps as if the grim reaper was after him. The 'ghosts' took off the sheets that had covered them. Kitty, Tabitha, Pietro and Kurt laughed, "Ah, vat vas great!" Kurt said, wrapping tabitha into a hug. "Yeah, it was blue!" Pietro gave kitty a kiss on the cheek. "Haha! 1 down, ...1...2...3...4.....8 more to go!" Pietro said happily.
They walked down to the T.V. room and saw no sign of Lance, "Hey, like where's Lance?" Kitty asked. "He high-tailed it yo! Sayin' something about ghosts yo!" Todd said, not paying much attention. "Um Todd... why in the world are you watching the Teletubbies?" Pietro asked. Todd turned, seeming to finally notice their presence, "Because Po, Tinki-Winki, Dipsi and LaLa are my friends!"* The four blinked simultaneously, "Riiiggghhhttt..." they said together. Fifteen minutes later Professor X, Ororo, and Logan came in. "Hey lef. I heard their was some chost problems?" Logan asked, unsheathing his claws. "Yes, Lance left and we heard it was due to ghosts. We brought you a gift since one pore person left. Tomorrow you all get to leave the house, drive down, and spend the day at Disney World."** Pro. X said. "Yes!" They all said happily.
They all went to the kitchen to discuss the details of the Disney trip. "Uh. Mr. Logan?" Kitty asked. "Yea, half-pint?" "Uh.. You can put those away, it was just us." Sh said, indicating to his claws. Shink! They went back in. "I figured just as much."
That night everyone slept dreaming of sugar plum fairies and their loves...All accept for Scott, who was thinking of their last danger room session...
Journal Entries:
Kurt: Today Me, Tabby, Pietro and Kitty scared Lance! He's such a scardy cat, we put sheet's on and he freeked! Ve get to go to Disney tomorrow! Rogue sais that its a large carnival. I cant vait!
Jean: Well the kids scared away Lance, not that its bad, but their so immature! And so is Scott, he's actually worried about ghosts now! Anyway we get to go to Disney tomorrow, I cant wait to go shopping!
Remy: A few of de others scared Lance away, Remy always thought he was a bit of a scardy-cat. Remy and Chere laughed as Lance ran screaming about ghosts. Because Lance left, we get to go to Disney, Chere says that its a large park wit games and food, Remy's just happy because he gets to take Chere around the park tomorrow. Oh and Remy found John making a fire-figure of Amara, poor mon ami, he misses her.
Scott: This house is haunted! I knew we wouldn't be put in a house all alone! Now we have ghost chaperones! Jean tells me that there not real, but I know they are, I see them. I see dead people. Anyway we leave this haunted mansion to go to Disney tomorrow, I cant wait.
Kitty: Like we scared Lance away today, and now we get to go to Disney! I cant wait! I'm gonna go shopping, and on all those rides! And everything!
Pietro: We got lance to leave! Man, i'll remember his face forever! Anyway we get to go to Disney tomorrow, never been their myself, but Kitty wants to go shopping, dear Gawd help me!
Tabitha: We did it! Lance is not here anymore, and now we get to go to Disney! I'm so exited! SPACE MOUNTAIN WATCH OUT BOOM-BOOM'S BOOMIN IN!
Wanda: They scared Lance away, for some reason I miss the mullet-head. Tomorrow we go to Disney world, I have a feeling that I'll have a slimy toad following me, ugh!
Todd: Yes! They scared lance away, and we get to go to Disney tomorrow. I'll be able to take Wanda around, she's never been before! I'll express my deepest love for her!
John: They scared off Lance, that's ace (Cool) with me. They also destroyed 'Fanny earlier today. Then Remy caught me making fire versions of Amara. I miss the sheila, I even admitted it to Remy, although I don't know how, that bloke must have the powers of persuasion or something.
Poitr: Lance left, not that I really care, just one less person. John was making fire-images of Amara, its been a while since he's seen her now. We're going to Disney tomorrow, John and I have decided to follow Remy and Rogue just for fun and because John wants to get him back for making him admit that he misses Amara, as if it wasn't obvious?
Jamie: Hey, I got Lance running out of the house on tape, I also got Remy trying to flirt with an annoyed Rogue, classic black mail for the future, I guess being a spy isn't so bad after all!
Rogue: They scared off Lance today. He was screamin' about ghosts and haunted houses. Ah cant believe he was scared bah (by) a bunch of kids covered with a sheets! Ahnyway we ahr going to Disney world tomorrow, Ah hope it'll be fun, it should be.
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Hey well I hope you liked it. Only one thing i'd like to add thats IMPORTANT! For all of you Lance fans that are about to flame me or not read any more of my fanfictions, let me tell you that Lance will be comming back! He cant win the game, sorry, but he WILL BE BACK to torture and maybe some romance *hinthint* anyway, please continue.
* I'd like to thank my friend Lauren for telling me the names of all the teletubies (Dont ask me how a teenager would know them, she just does o.O)
** Dont ask me how the can get from NY to Orlando FL in a buss and back in a day, just use your imagination *does the little Spungebob hand motions (hands together as if praying, then open them up in a rainbow)* .
Read and Review please! I feel so happy that i have 12 reviews now! Please keep them comming i feel so loved!