The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Here's Chapter 23.
Chapter 23
"What the hell is that?" Dark-Angel asked, following Nadia and Yoli as they ran towards Joe's bedroom
"I already told you, it was accidental!" Joe's cries came as Nadia pushed open his bedroom door.
"Vegeta, what are you doing?" Nadia asked groggily, shielding her eyes from the overhead light.
"This baka touched my ass!" Vegeta growled from the corner, where he had Joe in a headlock.
"Some people have all the luck." Dark-Angel muttered.
"What?" Nadia screamed.
"I did not! Well I did…but it was accidental!" Joe defended himself.
"Joe, it is not possible to touch someone's backside 'accidentally'." Nadia looked at her brother strangely.
"But I did! I didn't know he'd be in my room! Why is he in my room?" Joe demanded.
"I am the Prince of all Saiya-jins, I am not sleeping on the sofa." Vegeta replied indignantly, pressing harder into Joe's throat.
"N…N…Nadia!" Joe managed to choke out.
"Vegeta let go off him. As much as I'd like you to kill him, I doubt he touched your ass on purpose, OK?" Nadia reasoned.
"Stupid baka's." Vegeta muttered, reluctantly letting go of Joe. "He can stay downstairs. I don't trust him in the same room as me." Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Joe, who's face was slowly returning from lobster red to its normal tanned colour.
"I tripped onto his ass." Joe muttered his explanation, before grabbing his quilt and heading downstairs.
"Right, I'm going back to bed. Goodnight." Nadia yawned, padding back into her room.
"Hmmm, 'I tripped onto his ass', gotta remember that one." Dark-Angel said, writing it onto a pad of paper that was in her pyjama pocket.
"Looks like we've got more competition for Skittles now." Yoli laughed.
"Guys, my brother's not gay. At least, he wasn't before I went to the University." Nadia said, climbing back into her bed.
"Yeah, but Vegeta's enough to make the straightest guy gay." Dark-Angel grinned sleepily, climbing into her sleeping bag.
~*~
"Morning." Joe said to Nadia and he friends as they came downstairs.
"Gerum." Nadia muttered, the only word she spoke in a morning.
"I'm making eggs. There's already loads on the table, they're for him." Joe said 'him' with much resentment.
"Are you sure you're not gay, Joe? I mean, I wouldn't mind or anything." Nadia looked at her brother.
"No! I'm telling you, it was an accident!" Joe brushed his brown bangs from his forehead as he started making bacon.
"Yeah, yeah. You tripped onto his ass." Nadia sat at the table.
"I did!" Joe said in his defence.
"I'm sure you did. Well, Vegeta ain't a happy bunny, whether it was accidental or not." Nadia said. As if on cue, Vegeta came downstairs.
"You're up early." Yoli said, somewhat disappointed. She'd wanted to catch him in the shower, so she could compare the video footage to real life.
"I've been up hours, baka." Vegeta simply stated, sitting down at the table and piling his plate high with eggs.
"I'm…uh…gonna just…" Joe bolted out of the kitchen as Vegeta came down, leaving the bacon spitting in the pan.
"Grrr, baka weakling." Vegeta muttered through a mouthful of eggs.
"Shit." Nadia cursed as she burnt herself taking the bacon out of the pan and piling it with the rest.
"So, Skittles, whats on the agenda for today?" Yoli looked leeringly at Vegeta, who simply ignored her.
"You need to take Dark-Angel home. I'm sure we've traumatised her enough, and her parents will be worried." Nadia said.
"No." Vegeta said, tucking into some bacon.
"What? How will she get home? Vegeta!" Nadia moaned.
"Stop shrieking onna. She can get home herself."
"But…but you brought her here!" Nadia complained.
"Only because she was writing indecent stories about me and Kakkorrot." Vegeta gave a slight, almost unnoticeable, shudder.
"We already told you, it wasn't her!" Nadia jumped to Dark-Angel's defence, who, since Vegeta had mentioned the yaoi, had lapsed into a daydream.
"Yeah, she lives in America. I never did like Geography, but I'm betting it's a long way to walk there." Yoli said, looking up from her breakfast. Vegeta simply shook his head 'no'.
"But Vegeta! You have to!" Nadia protested.
"I don't have to do anything, baka."
"Fine then." Nadia smirked. "Vegeta?"
"What?" Vegeta snapped.
"Nothing." Nadia grinned. "Vegeta?"
"What?"
"Nothing. Vegeta?"
"What?"
"Nothing." Nadia smirked evilly as Vegeta sent her a cold glare. "Vegeta?"
"WHAT?"
"Nothing. Vegeta?"
"God damnit onna, what do you want?" Vegeta snapped.
"Uh…nothing. Vegeta?" Nadia stared at Vegeta as he sat in silence. She kept staring.
"Fine, what?" Vegeta gave in. He never could ignore questions.
"Nothing." Nadia grinned as Vegeta growled. "Vegeta?"
"What?"
"Nothing, Vegeta?"
"What?" Vegeta wailed, banging his fist onto the table making Nadia jump.
"Nothing. Vegeta?"
~*~ (56 minutes later.)
"Oh, nothing. It doesn't matter. Vegeta?" Nadia said, not getting tired of this at all.
"What, onna?" Vegeta snapped angrily. This was annoying.
"Uh…just came to get some…" Joe entered the kitchen and grabbed a can of coke. He looked at everyone's faces as everything had gone silent except for Dark-Angel and Yoli who were quietly whispering amongst themselves. Joe quickly hurried out of the kitchen as Vegeta gave him an icy glare. Nadia opened her mouth to say something, the thought against it. Vegeta gave a sigh of relief, thinking Nadia had finally grown tired of her game.
"Vegeta?" She asked whilst washing up.
"Yes?" Vegeta hissed, praying she did, in fact, have a question for once.
"Nothing." Nadia said, washing the frying pan. Vegeta waited for a couple of minutes and smirked when she didn't say anything else. He had won. He was about to voice his thoughts when she interrupted.
"Vegeta?" Nadia smirked as Vegeta banged his head on the table.
A/N2: How annoying was that?
Quorky: How do you think they feel? They had to read all that! I bet they've got headaches now.
Shut up, otherwise you'll have a headache.
Quorky: Ooooooo, is that a threat?
No, just a promise ^_^
Quorky: *rolls eyes* How original.
Wow! You can roll your eyes! That's gotta be worth something!
Quorky: Oh no…you're not gonna try sell me on Ebay again, are you?
…muwhahahaha!