The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Hello my pretties! Wow, why do I have such cool reviewers with like the coolest names?
Sayjin Girl: *Accepts award* I'd like to thank all ma reviewers, ma family, ma friends *tear* Oh yeah, and ma sock-thieving muse, Quorky.
Schizophrenic Eggplant: Cool name ^_^ Uh…I can't remember why I wrote down to mention you in ma Author's Note, but hi! Oh yeah, vote for Aqua Skittles today!
Dria: Um…I can't remember why I wrote you down either. Anywho, hiya!
Jeril Dragonsoul: Update Twin Fighters sooooooon, pwease?
Here's Chapter 24.
Chapter 24
"Ok! I will take her back! Just stop this infernal racket!" Vegeta roared.
"Vegeta?" Nadia grinned.
"Ah!" Vegeta said, hoisting Dark-Angel over his shoulder and flying out of the window.
"Well, she seemed happy." Nadia said, emptying the sink.
"Hey, she was on Skittles shoulder! The lucky sod!" Yoli said enviously.
"Uh, can someone throw me a Kit Kat?" Joe peered around the door, then came into full view when he noticed Vegeta wasn't around.
"Here." Nadia tossed him one.
"Where's the spandex guy?" Joe munched on his biscuit. "I didn't mean it like that! I just don't know his name, 'Vegetable Flavoured Skittles' or something?" Joe said hurriedly as Nadia raised her eyebrows.
"Don't worry Joe, I find the spandex very appealing myself." Yoli grinned at Nadia's brother, who blushed.
"I'm not gay!" Joe shouted.
"Sure, sure. Hey, what took you so long?" Nadia asked Vegeta sarcastically, who had returned.
"The stupid ikeike wouldn't let go of me!" Vegeta growled.
"I don't blame her." Yoli muttered.
"Oh crap! I'm late!" Joe wailed, searching for some shoes.
"For what?" Nadia asked him.
"Football practice! Aren't you coming?" Joe looked at his sister in surprise.
"Of course! I'll have to tell coach I'm leaving though, as I'll be at the University." Nadia said, also searching for her football boots, she was still barefoot. Grabbing her boots, she and Yoli went upstairs to get changed, leaving Joe and Vegeta alone.
"Uh…I'm gonna go…help them." Joe said worriedly. "Uh…I don't mean it like that…I'm gonna just…bye." Joe bolted out of the room.
~*~
"What is this football you speak of?" Vegeta asked Nadia.
"You've never played football? Wow. Well, uh, you get a ball and you, well, kick it." Nadia explained.
"You're good at football then, Nadia?" Yoli asked from the backseat of Joe's car.
"Yep. I'm Captain of my team, beating Joe, who's vice." Nadia grinned.
"I gave you that position, I meant to be Vice Captain." Joe mumbled.
"Uh huh, just like you 'tripped' onto Veggie-ta's ass." Nadia quickly covered her mistake.
"I did! Why would I want to touch his ass?" Joe demanded. "Uh…no offence." He hurriedly added.
"More like why wouldn't you want to touch his ass!" Yoli piped up from the back as Joe swung into the training ground's car park.
"Can you all just shut up about my ass?" Vegeta roared, making the windows shudder. Joe killed the engine and stepped out. He was wearing his purple and black football kit, as was Nadia.
"Hey coach!" Nadia called out.
"Nadia! How's my Captain? Joe, you're late. You know the drill, five laps." The coach ordered Joe, who complied. He was used to Nadia getting the 'special treatment'. "Who are you two?"
"This is my friend and…uh…my pen pal…from France. They're both staying with me and Joe." Nadia quickly informed the coach.
"Oh, well hello. France, you say? He doesn't look very French." The coach studied Vegeta who was watching the rest of the team warming up.
"I didn't say he was French, just that he was from France. He's Japanese." Nadia lied.
"How peculiar." The coach looked at Vegeta once more, then turned back to Nadia.
"I'm sorry coach, but this is my last day." Nadia said.
"What? Why?"
"She's attending a Horse Riding Academy." Joe said, taking in mouthfuls of breath. He smirked at Nadia.
"Is this true?" The coach asked Nadia.
"Uh…yeah." Nadia glared at Joe.
"Well, I suppose if that's what…"
"Thanks coach! I'll go get warmed up." Nadia ran off towards her team before the coach could ask any more questions. Vegeta, Joe and Yoli followed her.
"These pathetic humans have no idea how to warm up properly." Vegeta said, doing it the 'right' way. Yoli stood, watching in awe.
"We're not getting ready to kill each other, Vegeta. We're just playing football." Nadia rolled her eyes, doing some kick-ups.
"Hey, Goodyear. You're leaving for a Horse Riding school, huh? I always knew you couldn't handle it." A boy approached Nadia, sneering.
"Whatever, Tim" Nadia turned her back on the boy who had approached her.
"Ya know, I'm going to get Captain now you're gone." Tim went on.
"Now Tim, what have I told you about telling porkies? You and I both know you'll be lucky to even make it past a sub." Nadia carried on with her warm-up.
"Shut up, you little bitch. Just cos you're a girl doesn't mean I can't take you, and I will."
"I may be a bitch, but I'm not that little, stupid asshole! If you wanna go that way, then fine, I'm game." Nadia dropped the ball and turned to face Tim.
"OK, line up. Split into your teams, A and B." Coach blew his whistle and the team quickly split into two depending on which kit they had. Joe and Nadia were on the same team, along with the rest of Team A plus Vegeta. Tim was on Team B, with the substitutes. Yoli had decided to sit it out.
"Positions." The coach called, and then blew his whistle as the teams quickly got into position. Nadia quickly took control of the ball, and skilfully manoeuvred it down to the other end of the pitch, passing it to Joe who was a striker. He kicked it into the back of the net with ease.
"Alright!" Nadia cheered along with the rest of her team.
"Get back." Tim called to the rest of his team. "They just got lucky." He called, taking the ball from a Team A player. He took it upwards towards the oppositions net.
"Lucky, huh?" Nadia smirked at Tim as she tackled him, taking the ball past various B players. "Hey!" She protested as Tim kicked her shin then took the ball from her. "You dirty cheater!" Nadia gritted her teeth and ran after Tim.
"As I said, lucky!" Tim shot the ball into the back of Team A's net.
"We'll see who're lucky." Nadia took the ball on her knee from the goalie's kick then chipped it down the pitch. A boy with ginger hair from Team A greeted the ball, and hit it with the side of his left foot towards Vegeta. Vegeta had been just standing there, with his arms crossed in the middle of the pitch. Looking down at the ball, he softly kicked it towards the net, but underestimating his power, it sailed as fast as light towards the keeper, who jumped out of the way. It hit the net, which stretched far back, then let go with a 'ping'. The ball headed upwards on the pitch, heading for Team A's goal. As the ball started to lose speed, the keeper easily blocked the shot. The keeper then kicked the ball out towards Nadia, who took it past three B players before Tim came up behind and tripped her. "Ow!" The ground muffled Nadia's voice.
"Foul!" Yoli called from the sidelines.
"Right, that's it." Nadia said determinedly. She picked herself up and charged after Tim, tackling him, then took the ball down to the other end of the pitch. She passed it to Vegeta, who in turn hit it in the back of the net.
~*~
"6-1! 6-1!" Nadia chanted, taking a drink of water.
"Hey, nice playing guys!" Yoli came down to meet them.
"Thanks." Nadia smiled.
"Hey Skittles, you played good." Yoli looked up at Vegeta.
"Of course I did, baka. It's a pathetic human game; of course I'm going to be good at it! I suppose it's alright, for a human game anyway." Vegeta said. He hadn't broken into a sweat at all. "I bet Kakkorrot's never heard of it. When we get back to the University I'm going to challenge him to a game. It will be one challenge he won't win."
"Uh oh." Nadia looked at Yoli. "What have I started?"
A/N2: LOL! Vegeta and Goku playing football? Now that's a strange mental picture…
Quorky: Aren't you getting writer's block yet? I'm tired!
Psssh. Yeah right, I love this fic! *Hugglez the fic* Loadsa ideas, I have. Even ideas for Semester 2! I'm thinking of making this a trilogy, this part being Semester 1, the next Semester 2 and the last Semester 3.
Quorky: Good for you.
You're so mean!
Quorky: So are you!
Shut up.
Quorky: See! I'll call the RSPCA
They don't deal in muses!