Authors Note:
This is my first story, and if people like it, I will make a lot more.
Introduction:
(Zelda is staring out a window, while is Link walking out from the bathroom)
Link: Whew! That's the last time I mix ice cream and Sloppy Joes for dinner
Zelda: Link I want to go have a romantic picnic in the park with you...Link?
Link (from back inside the bathroom): Whatever, as long as we're not having Sloppy Joe's or ice cream.
Zelda: Then its settled, we'll go in an hour.
At The Park:
(At the picnic, Link goes to go get some fresh berries from the forest, while Zelda sets the blanket up)
Link: What kind of berries does Zelda like?
Mysterious Voice: It doesn't matter you wont make it out of here alive
Link (Drawing his sword): Who said that, if you want a challenge than come down and fight like a man...or whatever you are!
(Link slowly took a few steps backwards and then a beast fell out of a tree and wrapped itself around Link. Link began to run blindly towards the picnic gasping for air, and fell down right in front of Zelda)
Zelda: Link I thought you were going to get berr...ooh how cute, a little squirrel. Links thank you so much for this cute little guy.
Link: Zelda that thing is evil. It just tried to suffocate me!
Zelda: Oh sure, like the time when you said the bunnies in the castle garden were working for the enemies by digging tunnels under the castle walls. Oh and there was that other time when you said that the mice in the castle were plotting to cut off our food and water until we gave them the throne. Oh and lets not forget...
Link: Shut up! I know that those other times were just false alarms, but this squirrel is out to kill us. It is best to kill it know. (Link grabbed the squirrel and took out a dagger)
Zelda: Link no! (Zelda quickly grabbed the squirrel and slapped Link across the face, leaving a big red mark) How can you mistake this adorable little squirrel for a dangerous monster?
Link: Maybe the fact that there is a wanted poster on that tree for a squirrel, and that beast tried to suffocate me. (Link ran over and got the poster and read it)
"Warning: Dangerous squirrel spotted in Hyrule, 8in. tall and adorable. Beware this creature has been known to latch onto peoples faces until they suffocate. Ladies beware: If your lover brings you a squirrel, quickly get rid of it. Reward for the death of this creature: 10,000 rupees."
Zelda: That doesn't prove a thing; this little guy could be a different squirrel. Now, come sit down and eat with us.
(Link and Zelda began to eat their lunch. Every time Link looked at the squirrel, the squirrel's eyes would turn red. And when Zelda would look at it, its eyes would go back to normal.)
Zelda: That was a great lunch right Mr. Fuzzykins? Now lets take a nap under this tree.
Link: I refuse to go to sleep while that beast is around here.
Zelda: Well fine, you can just sit here and watch the "Beast" while I take a nap.
(Zelda fell asleep after a few minutes, and the squirrel crawled out of her arms, and stood on its hind legs facing Link)
Squirrel: All right bub, if you want to ruin my plans for getting rid of Zelda than you will have to defeat me first.
Link: With pleasure! (Link drew his sword) You will regret this.
Squirrel: Then it's settled; we will have a fight to the death, right here, right now.
(The squirrel jumped at Link, and as before, he wrapped himself around Link)
Link: I knew you were going to do that. (He took out a dagger, and cut off the squirrels arms and legs) Ha, now you can't fight.
Squirrel: Oh really. (The squirrel began to glow and acorns from all of the trees began to wrap around him forming him making a huge acorn beast) Now who is the helpless one? Muahahahaha! (The monster grabbed Link by the throat, and started to strangle him. With the last of Link's strength, he took the sword and stabbed it through the heart of the monster. With a flash of light the monster exploded, and Link fell to the ground followed by the squirrel (who fell dead).
Zelda (waking up): Link what was tha...Y-You killed Mr. Fuzzykins! (Zelda angrily slapped Link on the side of his head leaving a huge red spot.)
Link: Well at least I saved the kingdom.
From Inside The Castle:
Mice and Rabbits together: That's what he thinks! MUAHAHAHAHA
The End?
This is my first story, and if people like it, I will make a lot more.
Introduction:
(Zelda is staring out a window, while is Link walking out from the bathroom)
Link: Whew! That's the last time I mix ice cream and Sloppy Joes for dinner
Zelda: Link I want to go have a romantic picnic in the park with you...Link?
Link (from back inside the bathroom): Whatever, as long as we're not having Sloppy Joe's or ice cream.
Zelda: Then its settled, we'll go in an hour.
At The Park:
(At the picnic, Link goes to go get some fresh berries from the forest, while Zelda sets the blanket up)
Link: What kind of berries does Zelda like?
Mysterious Voice: It doesn't matter you wont make it out of here alive
Link (Drawing his sword): Who said that, if you want a challenge than come down and fight like a man...or whatever you are!
(Link slowly took a few steps backwards and then a beast fell out of a tree and wrapped itself around Link. Link began to run blindly towards the picnic gasping for air, and fell down right in front of Zelda)
Zelda: Link I thought you were going to get berr...ooh how cute, a little squirrel. Links thank you so much for this cute little guy.
Link: Zelda that thing is evil. It just tried to suffocate me!
Zelda: Oh sure, like the time when you said the bunnies in the castle garden were working for the enemies by digging tunnels under the castle walls. Oh and there was that other time when you said that the mice in the castle were plotting to cut off our food and water until we gave them the throne. Oh and lets not forget...
Link: Shut up! I know that those other times were just false alarms, but this squirrel is out to kill us. It is best to kill it know. (Link grabbed the squirrel and took out a dagger)
Zelda: Link no! (Zelda quickly grabbed the squirrel and slapped Link across the face, leaving a big red mark) How can you mistake this adorable little squirrel for a dangerous monster?
Link: Maybe the fact that there is a wanted poster on that tree for a squirrel, and that beast tried to suffocate me. (Link ran over and got the poster and read it)
"Warning: Dangerous squirrel spotted in Hyrule, 8in. tall and adorable. Beware this creature has been known to latch onto peoples faces until they suffocate. Ladies beware: If your lover brings you a squirrel, quickly get rid of it. Reward for the death of this creature: 10,000 rupees."
Zelda: That doesn't prove a thing; this little guy could be a different squirrel. Now, come sit down and eat with us.
(Link and Zelda began to eat their lunch. Every time Link looked at the squirrel, the squirrel's eyes would turn red. And when Zelda would look at it, its eyes would go back to normal.)
Zelda: That was a great lunch right Mr. Fuzzykins? Now lets take a nap under this tree.
Link: I refuse to go to sleep while that beast is around here.
Zelda: Well fine, you can just sit here and watch the "Beast" while I take a nap.
(Zelda fell asleep after a few minutes, and the squirrel crawled out of her arms, and stood on its hind legs facing Link)
Squirrel: All right bub, if you want to ruin my plans for getting rid of Zelda than you will have to defeat me first.
Link: With pleasure! (Link drew his sword) You will regret this.
Squirrel: Then it's settled; we will have a fight to the death, right here, right now.
(The squirrel jumped at Link, and as before, he wrapped himself around Link)
Link: I knew you were going to do that. (He took out a dagger, and cut off the squirrels arms and legs) Ha, now you can't fight.
Squirrel: Oh really. (The squirrel began to glow and acorns from all of the trees began to wrap around him forming him making a huge acorn beast) Now who is the helpless one? Muahahahaha! (The monster grabbed Link by the throat, and started to strangle him. With the last of Link's strength, he took the sword and stabbed it through the heart of the monster. With a flash of light the monster exploded, and Link fell to the ground followed by the squirrel (who fell dead).
Zelda (waking up): Link what was tha...Y-You killed Mr. Fuzzykins! (Zelda angrily slapped Link on the side of his head leaving a huge red spot.)
Link: Well at least I saved the kingdom.
From Inside The Castle:
Mice and Rabbits together: That's what he thinks! MUAHAHAHAHA
The End?