Authors Note: Okay since you guys liked my other story so much, than I am
going to write another. (Yay!) And also Senior is said Sen-yor not Sen-yer.
I was just to lazy to put the ñ in on every Senior.
In the Park(After Link killed the squirrel)
Link: Zelda it was evil!
Zelda: You were just jealous that I showed love for something other than you.
Link: Well yeah kind of, but that's not the point, the point is that your little Mr. Fuzzykins, was pure evil!
Zelda: well than if you know what is evil and what isn't, than go find me a new pet, one that isn't evil.
Link: FINE I WILL!
(Link stormed off angrily, while Zelda began burying the remains of her furry companion)
Link: What in the world am I going to get for Zelda's new pet? Hmmmm.... I don't want anything in the rodent species; so maybe something like a viper, or a tiger, you know something that would never try to hurt Zelda. (Just then, a fish jumped out of the water and flew right into Link's face. Link quickly grabbed the fish held it in front of him so he could see it) Why you little...
Zelda (running over to Link): He's perfect! Link, hurry put him in a bottle. (Link put it in a bottle, and the fish winked at him)
Link: What the...fish can't wink!
Zelda: Well this one is special! I shall name him SeÅor Squish Squish.
Link: What kind of name is that?
Zelda: It's a great name for a gazelle!
Link: You just said it was a fish.
Zelda: No I didn't!
Link: Fine it's a gazelle.
Zelda: No it's a fish stupid!
Link:?0O?
Zelda: Lets go back to the castle for some food.
Link: All right!
Zelda: I didn't mean you, I meant Senior Squish Squish, you are eating and sleeping outside. Oh yeah, and I'm riding your horse back to the castle. Have fun walking! (Zelda rode quickly away on Epona. The evil fish poked its head out of the bottle, and blew a raspberry.)
Link: I've got to save Zelda!
(After long hours of walking, Link finally made it to Hyrule Castle. Sneaking through a windowsill Link found himself in Zelda's Room.)
Link: Uh-Oh (Zelda was just walking in with Senior Squish Squish in a brand new fishbowl. Link quickly dove into Zelda's closet.)
Zelda: Tomorrow we'll go to the Great Bay and swim, wont that be great! (The fish started to nod and then rolled his eyes when Zelda had her back turned.) Well better change into my night skirt. (Zelda began to take of her dress, and Link poked his head out of the closet and started to drool. The fish noticed Link and began swimming around furiously) What is wrong Senior? Is there something in the closet... LINK YOU FILTHY PIG! (Zelda began slapping Link and than pushed him out the window)
Link (a little dazed): Well that wasn't very smart; I really need to get rid of him but how...(Just than Mario came up to the castle drawbridge)
Mario (Calling): HELLO, THIS IS MARIO, THE PROFFESIONAL PLUMBER YOU ASKED FOR.
(A few minutes later Mario was in a bush unconscious and Link was walking into the castle dressed up as a professional plumber.)
Guard: I want you to check every toilet or no pay! (The toilets the had were just holes that lead to the river)
Link: Yes Sir! I shall start in the Royal chambers! (Link Hurried over to Zelda's room and luckily for him, Zelda was off at a meeting, and she was in such a hurry she forgot her new pet.) Well well well look what we got here, a poor defenseless fish. Feel the wrath of my... Plunger? (Link forgot he left his stuff outside when he stole Mario's stuff.)
Senior Squish Squish: Hahaha foolish Link did you really think you could defeat me!?! You shall wish you were never born win I'm done with you! (Senior Squish Squish began to glow and in a flash of light he turned into a huge octopus and grabbed Link.)
Link: Cant...Breath...
S.S.S.: Muahahahahahahaha
(With Links last breath, he took the plunger and shoved it over Senior's mouth. Senior began to turn white, and than shrunk back down to fish size except he was dead.)
Zelda (walking in from her meeting): How are you Senior... MARIO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!! GUARDS!
(Link Jumped out the window and quickly ran to the bush with his real cloths and Mario. Link than changed his cloths, and dressed Mario back up)
Zelda (Running toward Link): My hero. Do you know what that evil man did?
Link (lying): No what happened?
Zelda: He killed Senior Squish Squish!
Link: That's terrible!
Zelda: I know. GUARDS.
Five guards (who were following Zelda): Yes Ma'm.
Zelda: Beat this plumber into the century.
Five guards (dragging off Mario): Yes Ma'm.
Link: Maybe this means you shouldn't have a pet.
Zelda: Nonsense, we'll get another pet tomorrow.
Link (Sighing): Here we go again.
The End?
In the Park(After Link killed the squirrel)
Link: Zelda it was evil!
Zelda: You were just jealous that I showed love for something other than you.
Link: Well yeah kind of, but that's not the point, the point is that your little Mr. Fuzzykins, was pure evil!
Zelda: well than if you know what is evil and what isn't, than go find me a new pet, one that isn't evil.
Link: FINE I WILL!
(Link stormed off angrily, while Zelda began burying the remains of her furry companion)
Link: What in the world am I going to get for Zelda's new pet? Hmmmm.... I don't want anything in the rodent species; so maybe something like a viper, or a tiger, you know something that would never try to hurt Zelda. (Just then, a fish jumped out of the water and flew right into Link's face. Link quickly grabbed the fish held it in front of him so he could see it) Why you little...
Zelda (running over to Link): He's perfect! Link, hurry put him in a bottle. (Link put it in a bottle, and the fish winked at him)
Link: What the...fish can't wink!
Zelda: Well this one is special! I shall name him SeÅor Squish Squish.
Link: What kind of name is that?
Zelda: It's a great name for a gazelle!
Link: You just said it was a fish.
Zelda: No I didn't!
Link: Fine it's a gazelle.
Zelda: No it's a fish stupid!
Link:?0O?
Zelda: Lets go back to the castle for some food.
Link: All right!
Zelda: I didn't mean you, I meant Senior Squish Squish, you are eating and sleeping outside. Oh yeah, and I'm riding your horse back to the castle. Have fun walking! (Zelda rode quickly away on Epona. The evil fish poked its head out of the bottle, and blew a raspberry.)
Link: I've got to save Zelda!
(After long hours of walking, Link finally made it to Hyrule Castle. Sneaking through a windowsill Link found himself in Zelda's Room.)
Link: Uh-Oh (Zelda was just walking in with Senior Squish Squish in a brand new fishbowl. Link quickly dove into Zelda's closet.)
Zelda: Tomorrow we'll go to the Great Bay and swim, wont that be great! (The fish started to nod and then rolled his eyes when Zelda had her back turned.) Well better change into my night skirt. (Zelda began to take of her dress, and Link poked his head out of the closet and started to drool. The fish noticed Link and began swimming around furiously) What is wrong Senior? Is there something in the closet... LINK YOU FILTHY PIG! (Zelda began slapping Link and than pushed him out the window)
Link (a little dazed): Well that wasn't very smart; I really need to get rid of him but how...(Just than Mario came up to the castle drawbridge)
Mario (Calling): HELLO, THIS IS MARIO, THE PROFFESIONAL PLUMBER YOU ASKED FOR.
(A few minutes later Mario was in a bush unconscious and Link was walking into the castle dressed up as a professional plumber.)
Guard: I want you to check every toilet or no pay! (The toilets the had were just holes that lead to the river)
Link: Yes Sir! I shall start in the Royal chambers! (Link Hurried over to Zelda's room and luckily for him, Zelda was off at a meeting, and she was in such a hurry she forgot her new pet.) Well well well look what we got here, a poor defenseless fish. Feel the wrath of my... Plunger? (Link forgot he left his stuff outside when he stole Mario's stuff.)
Senior Squish Squish: Hahaha foolish Link did you really think you could defeat me!?! You shall wish you were never born win I'm done with you! (Senior Squish Squish began to glow and in a flash of light he turned into a huge octopus and grabbed Link.)
Link: Cant...Breath...
S.S.S.: Muahahahahahahaha
(With Links last breath, he took the plunger and shoved it over Senior's mouth. Senior began to turn white, and than shrunk back down to fish size except he was dead.)
Zelda (walking in from her meeting): How are you Senior... MARIO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!! GUARDS!
(Link Jumped out the window and quickly ran to the bush with his real cloths and Mario. Link than changed his cloths, and dressed Mario back up)
Zelda (Running toward Link): My hero. Do you know what that evil man did?
Link (lying): No what happened?
Zelda: He killed Senior Squish Squish!
Link: That's terrible!
Zelda: I know. GUARDS.
Five guards (who were following Zelda): Yes Ma'm.
Zelda: Beat this plumber into the century.
Five guards (dragging off Mario): Yes Ma'm.
Link: Maybe this means you shouldn't have a pet.
Zelda: Nonsense, we'll get another pet tomorrow.
Link (Sighing): Here we go again.
The End?