The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z   

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Hey everyone! I have something to confess; you've all been enduring my senseless rants about aqua skittles blah, blah, blah, when, in fact, as you all know, it's M&M's. This is furthermore proof off my stupidity and short attention span. Anywho, on with tha fic!

Chapter 26

            "Holy shit! George, slow down!" Nadia screamed, holding on tightly.

            "I am slow! Slow as a, hiccup, snail. But I'm a, hiccup, cloud. How strange, hiccup." George slurred.

            "Nadia, something you wanna tell us?" Yoli looked at her friend.

            "Is this cloud drunk?" Vegeta demanded, a look of horror on his face. Wouldn't be a bright idea to take him to Alton Towers then.

            "Drunk? George? No!" Nadia lied.

            "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here's my handle, hiccup. Oh, pardon me." George said in a singsong voice.

            "Like I said, he's not drunk at all." Nadia said, clutching her bag. She was feeling sick.

            "Slow down!" A cloud shouted at George after he nearly crashed into it.

            "Chill, grandma! Wheeeeeeeeeeee! I can fly!" George shouted, doing a triple turn over.

            "Oh shit…" Nadia covered her mouth.

            "Oh no. Nadia, you're not gonna…too late." Yoli muttered as Nadia threw up…all over Vegeta.

            "You stupid ikeike!" Vegeta cursed, looking at his vomit-covered spandex suit.

            "Such a shame. Looks like you'll have to take that off now." Yoli said, her hentai mind working overtime.

            "Hmph. You wish." Vegeta said, looking at the vomit and shuddering.

            "Sorry." Nadia smiled weakly.

            "I do wish, oh how I wish." Yoli shook her head regretfully.

~*~ (Seven hours and twenty painful minutes later, the four have just landed at the University, didn't time fly?)

            "George, I told you not to take that detour!" Nadia shouted at the cloud. They were five hours late and class started in fifteen minutes.

            "But I needed a McFlurry, and can you get any louder?" George asked, his hangover kicking in.

            "I dunno…HOWS THIS YOU STUPID ASSHOLE OF A CLOUD?" Nadia screamed into, where she assumed, was George's ears.

            "God damnit, stop that!" George cringed.

            "Serves you right." Yoli said above a mouthful of fries.

            "Baka onna, just wait 'til Wednesday." Vegeta growled, walking off to get changed.

            "Oh great." Nadia rolled her eyes, imagining the pain Vegeta would inflict upon her.

            "Come on Nadia, we have to go. Frying pans with Chi Chi starts…oh fuck!" Yoli yelled as Nadia grabbed her bag of socks and shoes.

            "What?"

            "Frying pan! I forgot to get the damn frying pan! I can't withstand five hours of her torture! It's not humanly possible! Hell, it's not even Saiyanly possible, as Kakkorrot proved." Yoli wailed.

            "Right, well I'll be off. I need some aspirin." George groaned, flying away.

            "I'm sure it'll be OK. They have loads of pans in the kitchen, we'll just get some from there!" Nadia said.

            "Genius, that's what you are, a genius!" Yoli hugged Nadia. "C'mon then, first stop, the kitchen!"

~*~ (In the kitchen, that was quick!)

            "Where are they then?" Yoli asked, turning the place upside down.

            "Try the cupboard with the notice saying 'Frying Pans'." Nadia pointed.

            "How convenient." Yoli rummaged around to find one similar to the one she had earlier.

            "These types of fics usually are. Hurry up! I hear someone coming!" Nadia dove behind the counter as Buu came into view. (A/N: Heehee, I can rhyme!)

            "Buu get you food. Buu get you food. Stupid children. Think Buu slave. Me not slave. We show then. Yes, we show them." Buu muttered, carrying a huge tub of something. "Eek!"

            "Crap!" Yoli muttered, rubbing her head. Buu had tripped over her feet, sending the contents of the tub over her.

            "What you do in Buu's kitchen?" Buu demanded.

            "Yoli what…eep!" Nadia came out of hiding and slipped on the pink gunk splattered everywhere. She slid across to the other side of the kitchen and hit a pile of dishes, which crashed onto the floor around her.

            "Mmmm, special sauce!" Yoli licked one of her fingers appreciatively.

            "Jer was right, we didn't want to know." Nadia rubbed her head.

            "Buu get headmaster. Headmaster will sort this." Buu left the kitchen.

            "Quick! Run for it!" Yoli got up, sliding occasionally, and ran out of the kitchen, Nadia close behind.

            "This stuff is cold!" Nadia shivered as they ran up the staircase. Yoli was holding her bag of socks for her as she put on some shoes.

            "This way." Yoli sped down the corridor and burst into the room, pink gunk dripping off of her. Nadia ran into her, sending both girls toppling over. The contents of Nadia's bag spilled over, socks sticking to the gunk on both of the girls' bodies. Nadia had managed to get one shoe on, but the other, which was in her hand, came loose and went sailing over the heads of dozens of students, hitting Chi Chi smack bang on the forehead.

            "Sorry we're late." Nadia groaned, wiping some gunk off of her face.

A/N2: Quorky: Well I can safely say that was the scariest chapter ever.

            I know. Anyway, I'm still not talking to you.

            Quorky: Over M&M's?

            M&M's are very important! We want aqua M&M's, not pink or purple!

            Quorky: I thought the purple ones were quite spiffy.

            TRAITOR!