Disclaimer: I don't own anybody in this fanfic, so let me tell you who does. Captain N is owned by DiC Entertainment; Simon Belmont belongs to Konami; the kids from "The Wizard" are owned by Universal Studios (the characters, that is, not the actors themselves); Killer Instinct, Battletoads, Banjo-Kazooie, and Conker are owned by Rareware; the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird, and they're owned by Mirage Studios; the Samurai Pizza Cats belong to Saban International Services, Inc.; the Mega Man characters are owned by Capcom; and Nintendo owns the rest.
Author's Note: Whoo! I've been trying to make the chapters in this fanfic at a near-equal length, and I wound up making this one at least 4,000 words long! It's probably going to be the longest chapter in the story. Without further ado, enjoy!
By the time the Mario Bros. and their friends arrived, a huge line of the many heroes living in Nintendoland had already gathered up in front of the place labeled as Skill Castle.
Mama mia! Mario gasped as they got in line. I haven't-a seen this-a many people since-a that party that Peach had after I saved the Star Rod-a!
One by one, the people in line headed into the so-called Skill Castle. Pretty soon, the Mario gang had arrived at the front of the line.
The robot guard in front of the entrance looked at them. Identify yourselves, please.
Mario took his hat off to introduce himself. It's-a me, Mario Mario. This is a-my brother Luigi, and-a these are our friends-a.
The guard cracked a smile. Go right on in.
The Mario Bros. and their friends entered the castle, although Peach felt a little uneasy about that guard's smile. In the large room inside, every Nintendo hero who had received invitations and their friends were having a good time.
Luigi gasped at the sight. This-a mystery host must've invited every hero in the galaxy!Tell me about it! said Toad. I wasn't aware there were this many heroes in Nintendoland.
Using his far-stretching tongue, Yoshi slurped up an apple from the lengthy buffet table nearby. Maybe we can get to know our new friends!Good choice-a! Luigi answered.
Mario gave it a shot. OK, I'll-a go meet a-someone. He walked up to the brown-eyed boy wearing the red baseball cap. 'Scuse a-me, I'd-a like to tell a-you my name-a, if a-you tell a-me yours-a. the kid agreed, but why don't you tell me your name first?All right-a, I'm-a game, Mario replied. He coughed out an , then flashed his victory pose. It's-a me, Mario! Last-a name, same as the first-a. Place of residence, the Mushroom-a Kingdom. Then he returned to his original position. Now-a tell me your He stopped in the middle of the sentence and stared in awe at his conversational partner. He chewed on the fingers of his left-hand glove, as if he were biting his fingernails. Wait a minute-a. I-a recognize you! Y-y-y-you're a-that baseball-playing boy who saved your-a home planet from the wrath of-a-the evil Giygas! Y-you're a-that PSI kid-a!
The fourteen-year-old lad PSI Teleported over to the buffet table, scooped up a handful of Doritos, and PSI Teleported back in front of Mario.
Call me Ness.
Mario shook Ness' hand, the one that wasn't holding the Doritos. Ness-a! I've-a read all about your adventures-a! I'm a hero myself where I come from, but I work-a mainly in the field of-a princess-rescuing. But you, you, you saved an entire planet-a!
Ness rubbed the back of his head. Well, I couldn't have done it without the help of my friends, he said, indicating the three same-aged kids behind him. Mr. Mario, allow me to introduce you to Paula Polestar, Jeff Andonuts, and Prince Poo E'l Ahrim Dalaam. Guys, this is Mario Mario from the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario's eyes shrank. You're a-friends with a Jackie Chan wannabe named Poo? Poo spoke up. You can't judge a prince by his name!
Mario chuckled. Hee hee hee hee. That's a good-a one, Poo. He started to walk away at this point, but he kept his eyes rolled toward Ness. Oh, and Ness? Don't ever let a-Paula down-a.
Ness giggled and blushed slightly, as he knew what the plumber was talking about.
Mario was still chuckling to himself when he walked and stopped right in front of a tall man in a martial arts costume.
Mario looked upward at the face of the tall man in front of him. Uh, have I-a seen you somewhere before-a?My name is Jago, the deep-voiced man said, swishing his sword. I entered the Killer Instinct tournament to destroy the evil of Ultratech.
Mario stared at Jago, in fright, for this man seemed more dangerous than any Koopa that he had ever faced. well, I'm a-glad to see that you did a good job-a.
He suddenly heard a familiar voice behind him. Hey, Mario! the voice called.
Mario turned around, and instantly recognized the cloud standing in front of him. Hey, it's-a Mallow! I didn't expect you to be at this-a party.Well, why not? the weather-controlling Mallow Nimbus said. I helped you in your crusade against the Smithy Gang. And look who I also met!
Behind the royal cloud were the creatures who had helped Mario when Bowser had stolen the Star Rod: Goombario the Goomba, Kooper the Koopa, Bombette the Bob-Omb, Lady Bow the Boo, Watt the light particle, Sushie the Cheep-Cheep, and Lakilester the Lakitu.
Hi, guys, Mario said. I-a see you've-a met-a Prince Mallow of Nimbus Land-a.
While Mario was making new friends and running into some old ones, Ash Ketchum and his friends had arrived.
Brock looked around. Man oh man, which of these girls should I introduce my handsome self to first?How bout that one? Tracey pointed.
Brock advanced to the brown-haired girl that the Pokémon watcher had indicated. Hi there. My name's Brock Slate, and I'd like to be your boyfriend!
Misty pulled him back by his ear. I believe she's taken, she said, referring to the nearby boy in the green t-shirt.
Just then, the baseball cap-donning boy (obviously the green-shirted kid's little brother) let out a sound.
Ash looked at the trio in front of him. What's up with him?
The boy in the green shirt, whose name was Corey Woods, explained. Uh, Jimmy here is very emotionally disturbed. I don't want him to be institutionalized, so we're on our way to Los Angeles.He's got an enormous talent for NES video games, added the girl, named Haley Brookes. He's going to compete in the Video Armageddon championship.Video Armageddon? Is that anything like a Pokémon League championship? Y'know, I'm the current Champion! Look at my badges! Ash opened his jacket, showing that he had earned every one of the Pokémon Gym Badges. Among them was the Official Pokémon League Master medal he had earned after winning the finals in the Silver Tournament.
Haley rolled her eyes. Uh, not really
At that point, fifteen-year-old Kevin Keene, known throughout Nintendoland as Captain N the Game Master, walked up. Hey, who's this kid? he asked, looking at young Jimmy.
was all Jimmy could reply.
Oh, this is Jimmy Woods! Ash introduced the kid to Kevin. He's a Wizard on NES video games. Kevin took out his Zapper Light Gun and whirled it in his hand. Well, can he handle a Zapper like yours truly?
Behind Kevin, his teammates of the N-Team looked on from the buffet.
Hey Kevin, called Simon Belmont, I thought I was the braggart on the team.
Brock was puzzled by Simon's complaint. What's up with that guy?
Pit, the brown-haired winged archer who was referred to as Kid Icarus' by some of his friends, flew up to the squinty-eyed Gym Leader. First rule of being a member of the N-Team - ignore Simon. Your life will be much easier.
Elsewhere in the party, three man-sized amphibians were making acquaintance with a duo of blue robot cowboys.
Howdy pardner, the tall cowboy said. I'm Tinstar, and this here's Mo Crash.
The short Mo Crash looked at the amphibious trio. What're you supposed to be? Three piles of those things that people aftuh drinkin' some bad cappuccino?No way! the green toad replied. I'm Rash!Zitz is my handle, the aqua-skinned toad introduced himself.
They call me Pimple, boomed the muscular brown-colored toad.
The trio of amphibians struck a pose. We're the Battletoads! And we're mad, bad, and crazy! Then they slapped each others' up high.
Mo Crash eyed his tall partner. And Ah thought the people in East Driftwood looked weird
The Kong clan from Kongo Bongo Island were enjoying themselves too. Diddy Kong was introducing Donkey Kong to some of his friends.
And this is Banjo, Diddy introduced the bear. He's from Spiral Mountain. He was a big help in my adventure against the Wizpig!
DK looked at Kazooie. Uh, what's that strange thing on your back, Banjo? Does it talk?
Kazooie crossed her arms. Oh great, another mammal to insult me.This here's Kazooie, Banjo said. We once saved mah little sister from Gruntilda the witch. Two years later we stopped Grunty from sucking th' life force out of everyone on the isle. She literally lost her head that time!Ah, technically, it was her body that she lost, Kazooie corrected. Being under a rock for two years had turned her into a skeleton!
As Kazooie was saying that, DK watched as the figure of a squirrel wearing a crown walked through the crowd, looking depressed. "What's goin' on with this guy, Diddy?"
"Oh, that's just Conker," Diddy explained. "He's been depressed ever since his girlfriend was gunned down by that mob boss, Don Weaslo, even though soon after that he became king of his country for killing The Evil Panther King."
The voice of colossal Chunky Kong boomed out. Let Chunky handle him!
Dixie Kong, Chunky's cousin and Diddy's would-be girlfriend, stopped him. No no, Chunky! Don't try to hurt Conker; you might hurt a lot of people.
Chunky put down his fists. Good point, Dixie.Goo poit! repeated Kiddy Kong, who was riding on his big brother's big shoulders.
Hey, where's Cranky? asked Candy Kong, DK's sort-of girlfriend.
Yeah, where is the C-man? inquired Funky Kong, the manager of Funky's Flights, Funky's Rentals, and Funky's Armory.
Oh, he just decided to stay back at his cabin when he heard there was a Nintendo Heroes' party going on, DK explained to his friends.
Some video game hero! scoffed Bluster Kong, the boss of the Bluster Barrelworks factory. He can't even come to a party with us!Aw, who cares what you say, Bluster? Tiny Kong, Dixie's little sister, contradicted the mustached gorilla. By staying home to guard the Crystal Coconut, he's doing something heroic! added Lanky Kong the orangutan.
Princess Zelda III of Hyrule, meanwhile, was carrying a conversation with Samus Aran of the Galactic Federation.
So, do you come here often? Zelda asked.
Samus answered. I'm often adventuring through the galaxy, blasting weird creatures and apprehending space criminals! I tell you; it's a tough job, but somebody has to do it. And I'm that somebody. Zelda contradicted. You probably don't have male chauvinists begging you for kisses every eleven minutes!Look, Princess, I think you should just admit that you love that green-dressed man who's always protecting you.
Samus had a point - Zelda DID love Link; she just couldn't admit it.
Speaking of Link, he was having a bit of a problem with Kirby.
Stop trying to swallow my sword, you little marshmallow! Link shouted.
You heard im, Kirby! Tuff yelled. Stop it!
Obediently, Kirby stopped his attempt to inhale Link's sword.
Link wiped his brow. Sheesh, why did you two even bring him to this party?He's a Star Warrior, and the invitation was for him, Tiff explained. We just came here to watch out for troublemakers.
Elsewhere in the party, the Ice Climbers were talking with the Balloon Fighter.
What's it like floating around tied to balloons? asked Popo, the blue-clad twin.
It's no friendly sky, I'll tell you, the Balloon Fighter replied. Other Balloonmen keep trying to pop my balloons, and I have to worry about being eaten by Orange Fish if I get too close to the ocean! Nana, the pink-clad twin, objected. Climbing up Icicle Mountain to get to the vegetables on top is no trip to the refrigerator! We have to deal with Topis and Polar Bears! The Balloon Fight thought up an idea. Maybe if we ever get new games of our own, we can switch our occupations! You two be balloonists and I'll be an Eskimo!Uh, we'll go with that, agreed Popo.
On the leftmost side of the party room, the Star Fox team was making acquaintance with Captain Falcon. Fox McCloud was chatting away with the racer himself while Slippy Toad made an inspection on the man's equipment and Peppy Hare looked on.
So, I understand that you're a bounty hunter, Fox said.
That is correct, Captain Falcon answered.
Which vehicle do you use?My racecar, the Blue Falcon.My team and I use SFX Arwings to fight the Imperial Empire.Oh yes, I've heard about your adventures in the Lylat System. Uh, aren't there four of you?Our fourth member, Falco Lombardi, left the team years ago. We still have contact with him.I'd like to meet him some time, said Falcon.
On the other side, the Samurai Pizza Cats were talking to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles about well, pizza.
Michelangelo, the Turtle who wore the orange headband, faced the three Cats. So you dudes are sayin' that you make your pizzas nice and cheesy without anchovies? Speedy Cerviche replied. It's the best pizza in the world.Speedy, don't say that about our pizza, Polly Esther interrupted.
Right. It has to be the best pizza in the universe, corrected Guido Anchovi.
World, universe; it doesn't matter as long as it tastes great! said Raphael, the red-masked Turtle.
Well, things were going smoothly when they suddenly took a turn for the worst. Michelangelo told Conker to quit hogging the pizza, but the drug-induced squirrel wouldn't listen. Then Mikey got mad and attempted to smash Conker with his nunchakus. But he missed and the chucks popped one of the Balloon Fighter's balloons. The Balloon Fighter advanced to attack Mike, but he was suddenly swallowed up by Kirby, who then became Balloon Fighter Kirby and floated above everyone, stomping on their heads. Ness retaliated by shocking Kirby with PK Flash and No, wait. That's not what happened.
What did happen was that a voice was suddenly heard all over the room. Attention partygoers! It gives me great pleasure to announce that all of you are now my prisoners! The heroes all yelled.
Who are you? Corey asked.
What are you doing? Jeff Andonuts inquired.
And why are you calling us your prisoners?! Leonardo, the blue-masked leader of the Turtles, shouted.
Show yourself, you coward! Kazooie barked.
As if in response, sixty-eight robots appeared all over the walls of the room. Cut Man. Guts Man. Ice Man. Bomb Man. Fire Man. Elec Man. Metal Man. Air Man. Bubble Man. Quick Man. Crash Man. Flash Man. Heat Man. Wood Man. Needle Man. Magnet Man. Gemini Man. Hard Man. Top Man. Snake Man. Spark Man. Shadow Man. Bright Man. Pharaoh Man. Drill Man. Ring Man. Toad Man. Dust Man. Dive Man. Skull Man. Gravity Man. Wave Man. Stone Man. Gyro Man. Star Man. Charge Man. Napalm Man. Crystal Man. Blizzard Man. Centaur Man. Flame Man. Knight Man. Plant Man. Tomahawk Man. Wind Man. Yamato Man. Freeze Man. Junk Man. Burst Man. Cloud Man. Spring Man. Slash Man. Shade Man. Turbo Man. Tengu Man. Astro Man. Sword Man. Clown Man. Search Man. Frost Man. Grenade Man. Aqua Man. Dynamo Man. Cold Man. Ground Man. Pirate Man. Burner Man. Magic Man. They were all there.
Kazooie reconsidered her dare as Banjo glared at her. Uh, on second thought, could you maybe not make such a dramatic entrance?What's-a going on a-here? Mario asked.
Where'd all of these a-robots a-come from? Luigi inquired.
Wait a minute! Mega Man, the hero of Megaland, dropped the cyber shake he had been consuming and raised his right index finger. These are the Robot Masters! And that can only mean
Before the 132-centimeter robot could finish, a platform lowered from the ceiling, in the top center corner of the room. The speaker was sitting on a throne in the middle of the platform, facing the wall.
A brilliant, yet obvious, deduction, Mega Man, he said. The throne swiveled around and revealed the speaker to be none other than Dr. Albert W. Wily himself. He was accompanied by Bass, his robot made to even the odds against Mega Man.
It's Dr. Wily! Mega Man shouted.
Dr. Wily! all the heroes echoed.
You're the mystery host? said Kevin.
"Yes, and I'm glad you could all come to my little party here at Skull Castle, the evil doctor taunted. And Bass is glad too. Aren't you, Bass?
Bass sighed, annoyed. Doc, don't say that in public.
Tiff sighed as well, although not in the same kind of annoyance. I knew this party was a trap!
Wily faced the heroes. Anyway, down to business. Now that you heroes have fallen into my trap, all of Nintendoland shall now belong to me!
Pit flew up to Kevin. He says he's gonna take over Nintendoland. Well, easy to say, hard to do, right, Kevin?You won't get away with this! Ash spouted one of his familiar lines at Wily.
Oh yes, I will... as long as I have THIS! Wily pulled out the ray gun he had finished making in the prologue.
What the heck's that supposed to be?! asked Jeff.
Ness put out his hands. I don't know, but it looks rather cheesy.It kinda resembles a giant version of the Retromutagen Ray, Leonardo pointed out.
It's my newest weapon! Wily answered. I call it the RETROTIME 64!!A time machine? Raphael joked. How's that gonna conquer this dimension? Krang's got better evil plans than that.
Mario ran up, preparing to stomp on the bald spot on Wily's head. You can just-a call that-a storage trash-a', cause that's a-what it's-a going to be when you land behind bars!That's what you think! Wily said, aiming the RetroTime 64.
Mario leapt into the air. But when the plumber was at the height of his jump, Wily shot a beam from the RetroTime 64. Mario was instantly zapped by the ray, and he fell down, letting out a high-pitched scream as the blinding beam took it effects on him. When the light cleared away, the rest of the heroes looked and gasped in horror. For Mario Mario, the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, had been turned into the baby he once was.
Baby Mario cried. Waaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! Waaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!That gun just turned Mario into a baby! shouted Donatello, the purple-masked genius of the Turtles. A device like that could change us back into ordinary turtles!Whoa! Ultimo bummer! said Michelangelo.
Mario turned back into a baby - that's bad news for me! Yoshi yelled. Baby Mario smells real bad!
Ash stepped up to the mad doctor. "Not so fast, Wily! You can't take over Nintendoland 'cause you have a big time-altering gun and you've used it to render Mario helpless. You've still got us to deal with! He took out one of his PokéBalls and threw it. Bayleef, I choose you!
Out of the PokéBall came Ash's Bayleef. she called.
Bayleef, team up with Pikachu and attack him! Ash commanded, pointing at Wily.
Wily watched as Pikachu and Bayleef prepared to attack him, and then shouted Well, I choose this! He zapped both Pokémon with the RetroTime 64. When the beam finished its effects, Pikachu had de-evolved into Pichu, and Bayleef had changed to its former evolutionary form of Chikorita.
Ash screamed. Pikachu! Bayleef!I figured that you'd say I wouldn't get away with this with you other heroes around. That's why I brought a little reinforcements. Wily turned his head upward and called. OK, guys, come on out!
One by one, several of the heroes' worst enemies dropped in, literally, from the ceiling.
The first villain to make his appearance by the mad doc was King Bowser Koopa, Mario and Luigi's main adversary. Now I can take over the Mushroom Kingdom without those Super Mario Buttinskies defeating me! he laughed.
Peach shouted out the evil turtle's name.
Second, Wario Wario and Waluigi Wario, the Marios' bitter rivals, landed in a spot opposite of Bowser. They danced around and sang a song of their own.
Wario sang the first half. We're the Wario Bros., and we're here to say
Waluigi finished it. That we kick-a butt in every way!It's a-the Wario Bros.-a! Luigi exclaimed the obvious.
They struck poses. And we're-a cooler den da Marios! Yay! they shouted in unison.
Above the ugly duo, another villainous pair dropped in to strike their own poses, shouting out their usual introduction.
To protect the world from devastation!To unite all peoples within our nation!To denounce the evils of truth and love!To extend our reach to the stars above!It's Team Rocket! Brock interrupted.
The third member of The Team Rocket Super Squad' jumped in. Meowth! Dat's right, twoip! And t'anks ta Wily here, all da rare Pokémon in da woild will belong to us! And dat's also right!
Black Bart, the nasty leader of the Bad Oil gang, laughed madly. Hey, Tinstar! I'm better than you!!Oh! No you're not! an insulted Tinstar responded.
King K. Rool, the Kommander of the Kremlings, belly-flopped into the room. With those clueless chimps out of the way, I can get the Crystal Coconut and Donkey Kong's Banana Hoard with no trouble at all! DK gasped. Not my bananas!
The next villain to drop in was the Turtles' archenemy, Oroku Saki, better known as the Shredder. Now, I'll get you Turtles!! the metal-masked man shouted, his purple cape waving behind him.
Isn't that what he said last time? Raphael said to his brothers.
Um, with all these robots and other villains, I think he means it this time, said Donatello.
In yo' face, pinky! King Dedede, the illegitimate ruler of Dream Land, jumped in, smashing the ground with his mallet. Who needs NightMare Enterprises when I got Dr. Wily to work wit'?
His surly sidekick, Escargoon, popped up behind him. You tell em, sire!
Tiff looked unconvinced. What kind of taunt is that? she argued.
The next bad guy to bounce in was Pokey Minch, the mastermind behind the attack of Giygas. I told you I'd be back, Pig's Butts! he farted in the general direction of Ness and his friends.
Ness turned to his three friends. Shall we take care of him, guys?Uh, Ness? Jeff pointed out. The question should be, Shall we take care of them? Pokey's become part of a whole gangAha! Revenge is mine, you stupid bird and bear. Because of you, this hat is all I can wear! The bodiless head of Gruntilda Winkybunion the witch-turned-skeleton spoke, in rhyme.
Banjo looked miffed, but Kazooie was unimpressed. Boy, we rot off her flesh and kick off her head, and she still puts up a fight. How many defeats can one witch take?
Then, Seymour Big Cheese entered with a boom, literally. Say cheese, Samurai Pizza Tabbys!The Big Cheese! shouted Guido.
Should we take him now? asked Polly.
Speedy warned. We're getting outnumbered here
One of Conker's worst enemies was the next to show up. You've chugged down your last beer, squirrel! he gloated.
"Evil Acorn!" Conker shouted out the name of the bad nut.
Diddy looked at Conker. I thought he'd been blown to bits!
Finally, the Dark Queen jumped into the room with a graceful landing. It's Game Over for you, Battletwerps!Oh my frog! Zitz gasped. This mad doc's gotten all of our worst enemies together!This place is out of control! added Tracey, stating the obvious.
DK stepped up to the group of villains. Listen, you villains can't take over Nintendoland like this. It just isn't nice.I'll show you nice! Wily zapped DK with the RetroTime 64. DK let out a loud, upset groan as the ray shrunk him down. When the beam finished, DK had de-aged down to the tank-top-clad Donkey Kong Jr.
Diddy and Candy gasped.
Bluster laughed in a silly manner. Look at that! Kongo Bongo's future ruler is now a little chimp! Ba ha ha ha ha ha!
Dixie lashed her ponytail on Bluster's knee, and Tiny did the same with her pigtails. Shut up, Bluster!
"Owww!" Bluster winced. That hurt!
Bowser, Wario, Waluigi, Meowth, Jessie, James, Black Bart, K. Rool, Shredder, King Dedede, Pokey, the Big Cheese, Evil Acorn, and the Dark Queen all gathered around Wily's podium, linking hands (and claws). (Gruntilda couldn't do so, since she was just a bodyless head, so Escargoon had to hold her up.) They danced around, singing to Wily.
For
he's an evil bad fellow,
For he's an evil bad fellow,
For he's an evil bad
feeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllloooooooooooooww,
Whom nobody can defy!Thank
you, thank you, Wily acknowledged the cackling villains.
Then he turned to the heroes. Now that you've tasted
my power, it's off to the dungeon with you!You don't scare us! Misty
yelled.
Shut up, little girl! Wily signaled sixteen of his Robot Masters. Top Man, you and the others take these heroes to the dungeon, and confiscate their weapons.Right, doc! Top Man saluted his creator.
Including that stupid little baby! Wily added, pointing at the screaming Baby Mario.
Luigi objected. That's a-my brother Mario you're-a calling a stupid little baby, you wheezing blackheart-a!
Wily pointed the RetroTime 64 in Luigi's nose. Silence, greenie! Or I'll turn you into a stupid little baby as well. Luigi stammered, I can't argue with that-a.
Top Man, Needle Man, Magnet Man, Gemini Man, Hard Man, Snake Man, Spark Man, Shadow Man, Freeze Man, Junk Man, Burst Man, Cloud Man, Spring Man, Slash Man, Shade Man, and Turbo Man each picked up at least one good guy one by one. As the heroes were brought to Skull Castle's dungeon, all of the villains taunted them one at a time.
Bowser: Bwa ha ha ha! You're finished, plumbscum!
Wario: Game over, Mario!
Waluigi: You lose-a, Luigi!
Jessie and James: You're blasting off this time, twerps!
Meowth: And dat goes fer you too, Pikachu - or should I say Pichu!
Black Bart: You've drawn your last draw, Tinstar!
K. Rool: Your rulership shall be no more, Donkey Kong Junior!
Shredder: So much for your honor, Turtles!
King Dedede: Bye-bye, Kirby! I ain't gonna miss you one bit!
Pokey: You'll be eating my shorts, pig butts - that is, the dirty ones I'll be tossing down there!
Gruntilda: Banjo and Kazooie won't stop me this time; I've beaten them in both plan and rhyme!
The Big Cheese: Let's see you make pizza with mice and gruel, cats!
Evil Acorn: No more beer for you, squirrel!
The Dark Queen: Let's see you ram something down there, Battlenewts!
As the villains went on with their taunts, the Robot Masters brought the heroes to the dungeon, taking away their weapons as they did so.
Put me down, Top-head! Link squealed as Top Man carried him to his cell. I'm a descendant of the Hero of Time! Top Man watched as Spring Man tossed Zelda into the cell with Link. Well, I'm the Villain of Tops himself! He laughed and took Link's sword and shield, while Spring Man walked off with Zelda's bow and arrows.
Ah, can I have a cellmate of the female gender? Brock asked as Hard Man tossed him into his cell and took away his Pokémon.
Ash watched as Spark Man took away his and Misty's Pokémon. He turned to the sobbing Misty and put his arms around her to comfort her. At least these robots were nice enough to let us share the same cell.
The Ninja Turtles' cell was right next to the Battletoads' cell.
You Toad-dudes must be the species that our enemies are confusing our species with, Michelangelo said as Needle Man took away his nunchakus.
You jokin'? Pimple pointed out. We're no ninjas. We just kick butt with our heads and toads... uh, toes.I gotta tell you, Daisy, Peach told her friend as Shadow Man carried them through the dungeon, I sure get kidnapped a lot.You're lucky, Daisy said as Shadow Man threw them into the cell with Toad, Yoshi, Luigi, and Baby Mario. You're being noticed.
When all the heroes were locked up in the dungeon, Wily congratulated his Robot Masters. Excellent work, boys! Now, this galaxy, Nintendoland, shall belong to us, the villains of Nintendoland! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Things are gettin' hot, aren't they? Oh, and for you curious TMNT fans out there, I'm featuring the Turtles and Shredder from the original cartoon, not the new one. No offense. Anyway, keep a watch out for the next chapter!