The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Hey, Goku's in this chapter. Just to say, I personally have nothing against Goku, but Nadia and Yoli do. Therefore there will be some smartass comments about him that won't please a Goku fan. Please remember, it is Nadia and Yoli speaking, not me.
Sayjin Girl: My chapters probably are getting shorter, but what do you expect for practically once a day updating?
Jeril: That cliffie on 'Another Boring Day…NOT' was sooooo mean! Evilness, pure evilness!
Dark-Angel: Update sooooooon, pwease?
Chapter 27
"You are not late." Chi Chi smiled sweetly at the girls. "Arriving to class covered in pink gunk and socks, throwing a shoe at me and being fifteen minutes late is more than late!" Chi Chi screamed, brandishing a frying pan in her hand. She threw it at Yoli in her rage and it narrowly missed the girl's ear.
"Looks like someone's not getting any." Yoli whispered her death wish to Nadia.
"What was that? Right, that's it! Watching a video on frying pans is not punishment enough! March yourselves down to the Gravity Room, maybe Vegeta can teach you a lesson or two!" Chi Chi barked.
"Oh god yes, maybe he can!" Yoli commented.
"Vegeta fans? Don't we suffer enough? Fine then, get to the Gravity Room opposite the fountain – Goku's." Chi Chi smirked a very Saiyan-like smirk and turned her back on Yoli and Nadia.
"Thanks a lot Yoli!" Nadia muttered, pulling a peach sock off of herself and flinging it at her friend.
~*~ (Outside the Gravity Room)
"No, you go
first!" Nadia pushed Yoli. "You got us into this mess!"
"No, you go first!" Yoli pushed Nadia.
"No, you!" Nadia pushed Yoli as hard as she could and both girls went flying into the Gravity Room.
"Huh? Who're you?" Goku looked up from the Gravity Room panel to see both girls, still covered in pink gunk and socks, come flying through the door. "Good job I didn't switch on the gravity otherwise you two would be dead by now!" Goku laughed.
"Oh yeah, I always find someone making cracks about me dying hilarious." Yoli muttered sourly.
"If only the gravity was on. Kami, why do you mock me so?" Nadia looked up at the ceiling of the room.
"Heehee, yeah." Goku muttered, rubbing the back of his neck.
"Right, well Chi Chi sent us down here for being 'late', but since it was the fault of our drunken cloud we'll be going now." Yoli said, her and Nadia heading out of the Gravity Room.
"Hold it." Goku said as Nadia and Yoli stopped in mid-stride. "If you were sent here for punishment, I suppose I better punish you."
"Come again?" Nadia asked.
"Aren't you supposed to be a dumbfuck or something?" Yoli looked at Goku strangely.
"What? No! Damn, I'm getting sick of everyone saying that!" Goku moaned.
"Chill Kakkorrot!" Yoli muttered.
"Lemme guess, Vegeta fans?" Goku asked wearily.
"And damn proud of it!" Nadia stated.
"I've saved the Earth and its Universe countless times, and things like this still happen to me!" Goku wailed.
"Right…should we come back?" Yoli asked, looking a little scared.
"No, no. Wouldn't want to get Chi Chi mad now, would I?" Goku gave a little smile.
"Psssh, damn right we wouldn't." Yoli groaned, touching her ear, which very nearly got knocked off by the 'Frying Pan Queen'.
"Right, well, punishment. Lets see…you can clean my Gravity Room I suppose. The kitchen, bathroom and dining room." Goku said to them.
"Really? That's like totally easy! I mean, oh man, that's major punishment." Yoli swiftly changed her tune when Nadia shot her an icy look.
"I'll start with the kitchen, you can do the bathroom." Nadia said, making her way to the kitchen.
""There's cleaning supplies under the sink." Goku called, waiting for them to leave the training part of the room so he could turn up the gravity.
"I can't believe how easy…oh my Kami. This is gross." Nadia wrinkled her nose in disgust as the rancid smell was first to make itself noticeable.
~*~
"Stupid Kakkorrot. Thinking he's so smart tricking us. I'll show him. I don't give a shit whether he's the strongest fighter in the Universe." Nadia ranted as she scrubbed the kitchen floor. If anyone had entered at that moment, they'd have only thought she'd been cleaning for ten minutes, when, in fact, it had been two hours. Upon entering the kitchen, Nadia found empty beer cans strewn everywhere, paper cups and plates squashed beyond recognition, vomit encrusted tiles, pans with god-knows-what stuck to the bottom of them, silly string strung around and a pair of big, brown pants that Nadia hadn't even bothered to move yet. It was after Nadia had stopped screaming that Goku had informed her that 'Yamcha held a party here last night. Looks like they had a lot of fun, no?"
"Why am I allowed to live?" Nadia heard Yoli's wails all the way from the bathroom.
"Oh well, at least I don't have Yoli's job." Nadia muttered, trying to put a positive spin on her situation. She picked up a blue piece of fabric and shrieked, sending it flying across the room, when she realised what it was – a G-string. "I hope Yoli's having better look than me."
"Oh Kami that is vile. That is so sick." Nadia winced as she heard Yoli throw up. "Kakkorrot!" Yoli screamed, causing the whole chamber to shudder.
~*~
"Yes, it was disgusting. It was Hell on Earth, I swear. Dumbass Yamcha and his parties, I don't want to know what they do at his parties with pieces of rope, cheese whiz and a bucket of ice." Yoli shuddered. "I cannot believe I got tricked by Goku, Goku of all people!" She ranted, sitting on her bed in the dorm.
"Hmmm…something sounded different then, Yoli." Sai studied Yoli curiously. She had arrived on time and safely, as her cloud wasn't drunk.
"Yeah, it did." Nadia also studied Yoli, trying to figure out what was different.
"Did you see Goku working out? Damn, are them some fine muscles!" Yoli said with a gleam in her eye.
"Ouch!" Sai and Nadia said simultaneously as they both fell off the bed. "Yoli…are you feeling OK?" Sai asked her friend, looking sincerely worried.
"Yeah, why wouldn't I be?" Yoli asked, a look of confusion claiming her features.
"One; you just called Kakkorrot, Goku. Two; you said he had, and I quote, 'fine muscles'." Nadia felt Yoli's forehead.
"Well, Goku is his name isn't he? And of course he has fine muscles, he's the strongest warrior in the Universe!" Yoli stated.
"What?" Nadia gasped.
"I think we better call the nurse." Sai said, getting up and leaving the room.
"You take that back!" Nadia commanded her friend.
"Nu uh! My lil' Goku IS the strongest warrior in the Universe!"
"'Lil' Goku'? What the hell is wrong with you? What happened to Skittles?" Nadia asked.
"Who's Skittles?"
A/N2: *Gasp* Whats wrong with Yoli? How can she forget Skittles?
Quorky: Maybe that pink gunk had some kinda…
*Covers monkey's mouth* Shhhh! You're giving it away!
Quorky: They're not stupid, it was very obvious.
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You're such a baby!
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Ok, I think they're getting a bit bored now.