Wow, its been a long time since i've updated this fic, so it's probably useless to give you mindless excesses, lol. So i'll just answer your reviews from a long time ago :-p.
DemonRogue13 - thanks
blck fire - lol... yea man, love, peace, and save the whales.
Lady LeBeau - gasp A ROMY FLAG!? For me?! Thank you!!! I shall treasure it forever! ooooh, boys... in girl outfits smiles evily yay
Persona the ITG - Oo, that'd be torture for Pyro, I like it! And I LOVE the Logan idea "hey babe, come here often?" Lol, or something!
Jord - More Kietro? Got it! Oo, I got some good pranks to pull :-)
emicablue - i'm glad u think so, sorry it wasn't fast tho!
Haydence - lol! Yea, it is a little R rated, but if I change it a little bit, I think I could make it work ;-)
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The day drug on and soon night fell. Remy woke up and apparently had gotten a cold from leaving his window open all night... And a cold with a broken nose didn't work to well, Mr. Mc. Coy came to check him out and said that the nose wasn't broken, just fractured and would heal soon, and gave him some medicine for the cold. Rogue had been taking care of Remy in his room, until he finally persuaded her to let him go downstairs to watch some TV with everyone else... accompanied with a large blanket and many tissues.
"ATCHOO!!" he sneezed loudly.
"Bless you." came a chorus of voices. Everyone was in the living room watching TV, but being 2 pm on a thursday the only things on were soaps and baby shows. "This is so boring!" Wanda complained.
"Well, my Crimson Cutie, if you come with me I can make your life a lot more interesting." Todd said, wiggling his eyebrows up and down suggestively. Wanda glared and hexed him into a wall.
Suddenly Pietro, who had been laying down on another couch, jumped up "Hey! I have a great idea!" he cried.
"Pietro has an idea! Miracles really do happen." Wanda muttered.
"Thanks Wanda, its nice to kno I have my loving sister's support."Pietro said dryly. "anyway, we should play Truth or Dare!" At the words 'truth or dare' the sun was covered by a mysterious cloud and there was a large crack of thunder.
"Creepy." Amara said. Everyone nodded and agreed to play.
"Alrighty then, I get to aks first since I though of it!" Pietro claimed. He scanned the room evily searching for his first victim. His eyes fell on Rogue, he smirked.. "Roguie! Truth or dare?" He asked.
Rogue was tempted to say truth, but not wanting to look like a wuss, decided on dare. She then started to pick at her gloves obviously trying to hint at something. Pietro noticed the picking, but wasn't frightened. It wasn't as if she could catch up to him anyway.
"I dare you to wear one of Kitty's pink dresses for the entire day and night!" he said, laughing evily.
"But Ah'll be leavin' so much skin uncovered!" she protested.
"Then you better tell that Cajun of yours to keep his hands to himself!" Pietro shrugged.
"Since when has that ever stopped him before?" she muttered as Kitty drug her upstairs. Their was a lot of banging and shuffling around, and a few yells of protest from Rogue, but ten minutes later Kitty was shoving her down the stairs.
Kitty has apparently made her take off her make-up and put on simple eyeshadow and light pink lip gloss. But what was the most stunning was her dress. It was a spaghetti straps, velvet light pink dress that cut of just at mid thigh. its neckline swooped just enough to show a little, but not too much.
Rogue tried to walk down the stairs without killing herself, but it was a bit difficult between Remy's catcalls, sneezes, and the three inch heels Kitty had somehow gotten her to wear. She was blushing by the time she was sitting next to Remy on the couch.
"Ah, Cherie, Remy -knew- y'had a face under all dat make-up!" he teased. Rogue scowled at him.
"Mah turn... Kitty! Truth or dare?" She asked evily.
"Like, dare." Kitty said meekly. Rogue smirked.
"Ah dare yah to wear Todd's clothes!" Kitty paled at the thought as the others laughed.
"Like, can I take a chicken?" she asked.
"It's either wear his clothes or make out with him." Rogue said simply.
"Your evil! Fine, Todd, where's your extra clothes?" Kitty asked, getting up and folding her arms impatiently. Todd raised an eyebrow at her.
"What do you mean 'extra clothes'? This is the only pair I brought!" Everyone groaned and scooted away from him.
"Like, ew! Ewwwww ewww ewwww." Kitty groaned as Todd took off his shirt and shorts. He handed them to Kitty. She went to go get changed, and came back pouting. "Like gross! I'm gonna, like, have to takea milliion showers just to get the smell out of my hair!" she complained.
"Ok, like, Todd. Truth or dare?" Kitty asked. Because of Wanda's suggestions to chose dare (she was hopping he'd have to jump off a very -very- high building),he chose dare. "Alright, I dare you to take a.... SHOWER! Longer than 10 minutes! And with Soap, Shampoo, and conditioner! Remember, RINSE, LATHER, and REPEAT!!" she reminded him as he drug himself upstairs to the shower.
"But I already took my shower of the month!" Was heard from the retreating mutant.
"No vonder de Brodahood kids are such looser's! One shover a month?" Kurt asked appalled. Rogue shivered from being in the dress, and Remy took off his coat and let her use it. He then pulled her to lean against him.
"Hm." Rogue mumbled as she breathed in deeply. The jacket smelled like Remy. She began searching through his many pockets, how many cards can a guy have? she thought as she discovered the 7th pocket with a deck of hidden cards. She found some cigarets and promised herself to get rid of them later. Then she felt something different. It was a thick piece of paper, one side felt silky smooth and the other felt more rough. A picture? she thought.
She pulled it out only to find that it was a picture of Remy and herself on her bed. They were both asleep, Remy had one arm protectively around Rogues' waiste, and they were both covered with chocolate. IT was a picture of the Chocolate Fight they'd had a few nights ago!
"How did ya get a picture of this?" she asked.
"Its amazin' wat five dollars 'll git ya from dat lil' twirp!" Remy said, meaning Jamie. Ten minutes passed and Todd came down, clean and in new clothes.
"Hey! Who told you dat you could go through -my- closet? Ever heard of -asking-?" Kurt yelled as Todd came down in his clothes.
"Hey, yo, calm down you furry geiko! You'll get it back!" Todd assured.
"Ja, vith slime all over it!"
"Whatever, yo. Remy, truth or dare?" Remy, not wanting to have to move from his comfortable spot, chose Truth Todd huffed. "Wimp! Fine.... hmm, Oh! Heh, Where was the weirdest place you've done -it-?" Todd asked. The boys all leaned forward, as the girls sniffed in distaste. Rogue of course, kept an ear open while pretending not to listen.
"Heh, de weirdest place ever? Mm, dat'd have t'be w'en I did -it- in a coffin." Remy nodded.
".. A coffin?" Kurt asked, "Like vere dey put ze old people!?"
"Yea homme, but dis one was empty, and un used." Remy assured them.
"That's tha most disgusting thing Ah've ever heard!" Rogue cried disgustedly.
"Was it... you kno... nice?" Pietro asked, earning himself a smack from Kitty. Remy smirked.
"'t was okay." he shrugged.
"Boys are disgusting." Wanda said, rolling her eyes.
"Now Remy wants to ask... Pietro! Truth or Dare?" Remy asked. Pietro smirked.
"Dare, throw me the best ya got you wussy Cajun boy!"
"ATCHOOO!" Remy sneesed, then groaned, sneezing with a tender nose was NOT fun, "Really? Well den...." he paused for dramatic tension, "You have to dance to the Barny love song.... like a stripper in your underpants" everyone gasped, and Pietro looked horrified.
"You cant get the Barney song! So I don't have to sing to it!" Pietro said, but Remy smirked as he walked over to the tapes, and pulled one out from the back, indeed, it was a Barny sing along tape. Pietro gulped loudly.
"Start dancin." Remy said evilly as he put the tape in. Pietro sighed and got on top of the coffee table and started singing along to "I love you. You love me," started pulling his shirt off, tossing it, and then his pants, "we're a great big family......" he started dancing on top of the table. Jamie pulled his camera out, and took some pictures. Oh, how he loved blackmail.
Soon Pietro was finished and back in hi seat. He then turned to Tabby, "truth or dare?"
"Dare." she said bravely. Pietro smirked, soon tehy all found themselves in the kitchen watching as Tabby bravely ate a plateful of something Kitty called her chicken pot pie, a piece of food that, sadly, Remy had not helped her cook. As soon as she finished it, she had rushed to the bathroom and was not seen for the next hour. They all traveled back to the living room, except Kurt of course, who had decided to stop for a snack.
"Well, then I guess i'll just have to go again!" Pietro said happily. "Roguie, baby, truth or dare?" he asked, ignoring the glares from Remy.
"Dare." she said.
"I dare you to kiss Jamie." he said simply, Rogue gasped. Jamie grinned.
"But Ah don't have mah earrings, Ah broke them! Ah'll kill him!" Rogue protested.
"So, just a quick kiss, you'll pull back real fast, you'll just knock him out for a few." Pietro shrugged, "You zaped us enough at the brotherhood to know when to let go." he pointed out.
"That's because some idiot gave yah pixie sticks and the only way to get you to stop running around us and talking so fast that not even yah're sister could understand you WAS to zap you." she growled, that day had NOT been fun.
"Whatever, just do it." Pietro said, Rogue sighed, and Jamies grin widened. Remy couldnt help but laugh as his southern girlfriend watched Jamie pull out some mint spray, spray way to much in his mouth, and choke on it for a minute.
Rogue turned to Pietro, "Ah hate yah" she spat bitterly, he just smiled in return. "Jamie, chill." Rogue ordered as he reached for his mint spray again.
"I cant! This is my first kiss!" Jamie said excitedly. Remy started laughing again. Rogue glared daggars at both Pietro and Remy.
"Well, git on wit it Cherie, don' keep de homme watin'!" the Cajun teased. Rogue closed her eyes and quickly leaned in and kissed Jamie on the lips. She then quickly backed away, hand going to her forehead.
"Cool!" Jamie said, before passing out. Remy put an arm around Rogue and was about to say something, before he noticed that something was not right...There was now two Rogue's... A thought hit him.
"Cherie! Now Remy can 'ave a t'reesome an' Remy wont be cheetin' on ya!" he said excitedly. Both Rogue's sighed and punched Remy's arms.
"Stupid swamprat." they both said at the same time. Then the Rogue's started looking around to find someone to dare... There eyes fell apon John. Rogue looked at her copy, and they both smiled evilly, getting together to consult a dare or truth, and then the real Rogue turned to John.
"John, sugah, truth or dare?" she said in her sweetest voice.
"... Dare!" he said excitedly. Rogue's smile widened.
"Excellent. Ah dare yah to call up Mystique, ah have her cell number, and then ask her to marry yah!" everyone started laughing. John even smirked.
"Alright mate! Gimme tha phone." Rogue handed him her cellphone, which was covered in bright flames and a dragon curled around it.
"Not scary at all, eh Sheila?" John asked.
"Speed dial number 1 should get you to her, she took mah phone and installed it, and Ah don't know how to take it off." she growled. John pushed the speed dial and coughed, he was going to disquise his voice.
IT rang a few times before she picked up "Yes?" she snapped into the phone.
"Hello Raven." John said in a deep voice, "I know it's been a while since we've been able to talk, but I love you, and I would like to know if you would marry me?" the teenage mutants stifled giggles behind there hands.
"...Victor? Is that you? Didn't we already have this conversation?! We cant get married, what would Magnus say, I'd scare the shit out of my children if I did that!" Mystique ranted.
"Not that you already don't" Rogue interjected quietly.
"I love you too Victor, but for now we must just lay low and wait until Magnus is off his 'ruling the world' phase. Remember the Hippie phase? He got over that eventually, this'll die too. Until then... Victor are you there?" Mystique asked. John looked panicked and hung up.
"Lord she's screwed up! She's in love with SABERTOOTH?!" John asked.
"Ah'm scarred for lahfe." Rogue said, putting her head in her hands.
John then smirked, getting over the Mystique drama rather quickly and turned to Wanda, "Alright Sheila, truth or dare?" Wanda glared at him.
"Truth." she said, and he decided it would be safer not to call her a chicken.
"What's the weirdest thing you've ever done naked?" he asked. Wanda thought for a few seconds, and then immediately went red. "You have to tell us!"
"Well, it must be the time that all the boys were gone from the Boarding house... doing something or other, and I had nothing to wear, so I was doing laundry. And then I noticed how big of a mess the place was, and so I decided to... clean it up." she said blushing.
"You cleaned up that pig stye naked!?" John asked.
"That's gotta be unsanitary." Rogue said disgusted.
"I remember that day! Ewwww! Damn Wanda, vacuuming, dishes, laundry for all of us, straightening our beds, cleaning our rooms, all naked? MY EYES!" Pietro cried.
"Heh, cuddle bumpkins, you cleaned my room and did all that for me in your birthday suit? You know, if you wanted me that much you could have just asked." Todd said, Wanda then threw him into a wall repeatedly. Everyone else decided to shut up.
"Whatever. Remy, truth or dare?" Wanda asked.
"Dare, p'tite." Remy said, smirking.
"I dare you to hit on Logan the next time he comes!" she said, smirking. Remy went pale.
"Non! Dat's de last t'ing dat homme need's t'be t'inkin, dat Remy's hittin' on 'im! He almost killed me after de beach! Remy does NOT have a death wish! 'E wants to live to a ripe old age!" Remy stated firmly. Wanda glared and hex bolts flickered in her hands.
"Then I suggest you take the dare." Remy gulped.
"O'course p'tite, always up for de dares, next time de homme comes, yup." Remy agreed, praying that they would forget by then. It was now his turn and he looked towards Piotr, who was quietly sitting near the back of the circle, unnoticed by anyone.
"Piotr, my man, truth or dare?" Remy asked.
"I think it would be safest to go with truth, but I'll be adventurous and choose Dare." he said.
"Dat's my homme, now, I dare y't' call de police and send dem t'de mansion!" he said.
"And tell them wat?" Piotr asked skeptically, "Dey will not go for no reason." he pointed out.
"Tell them that there's someone creepign aroudn the property." Pietro suggested. Piotr nodded.
"If I must." he picked up the phone and dialed 9-1-1, the phone rang once, and then he was connected to a police officer. "Hello, is dis be the police? I am callink because dere is somethink walking around the property next to mine." he said.
"Who is? A person?" The police officer asked.
"Yes, someone dressed in all black. He is walking around the house, and I think I heard a crash and now I see nothink." Piotr went on.
"Where is it? What is your adress?"
"It is at the house across the street, the Xavier Institute." Piotr said.
"We know where that is, thank you, a police man will be there shortly." the officer said before hanging up. The teens laughed, except Kitty.
"You guys, like, know that they'll catch on and the Professor will send someone here, right?" she asked. Everyone froze.
"Why'd ya have to ruin our fun kitty kat?" Pietro whined. Kitty rolled her eyes.
"Like, whatever, game over. We should probably hide. Except Remy, he can stay down here and lookout for him." she smirked. Everyone else agreed and rushed to there respective rooms, except Remy, who was designated lookout.
He hid behind the staircase, growling, he did NOT like this. Logan was comming up the steps, looked mad, opening the door... Remy let out a sigh of relief, he had passed him. "dat was a close one!" he muttered.
"What are we hiding from?" Logan asked from right behind him, he had crept around the staircase and came through the little under part to end up right behind Remy. Remy jumped up, which resulted in him hitting his head on the stairs. he then rushed out, cursing in french.
"Alright Gumbo, where are the kids?"
"Dere in dere rooms." he growled, holding his head.
In about five minutes, all the kids were in the kitchen, getting a long lecture from Logan about prank calls. "The police came in saying that someone was breaking into our house? And just a few minutes before that Mystique was calling the Professor for advice on marriage! I don't know if you had anything to do with the second one, but prank calling the police?..." he went on for another ten minutes or so. When he was finally done he walked out of the kitchen, and Remy was shoved out to follow, so that he could do his dare.
"Hey dere Cherie, come here often?" Remy called, leaning against the rail to the stairs, Logan stopped in front of the door and looked around, he and Remy were the only person in the room...
"Gumbo, are you talking to me?" he growled.
"I don't see any other bon fille in de premises." Remy pointed out.
"OK, who brought you more hard liquor, the professor banned you from having any here!" Logan demanded.
"Ah, mon petite, your eyes are like de stars, twinkling, and your hair-" Remy started walking towards Logan when BAM! Logan's fist met Remy's eye.
"I'm not gonna mention this to anyone, I suggest you do the same." Logan said, before leaving. Remy said nothing, but whimpered, adamanteum covered bones hurt like hell, and his nose had just begun to feel better! Now he had a bruise the size of Rhode Island on his right eye.
Rogue came in a few minutes later, "So, how did the hitting on Logan go- Remy! Oh Gawd, whad he do to yah?!" she cried, helping Remy to the couch. Remy supressed a smirk, teh good side to it was that now he would be pampered by the one he loved.
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Well I hope you like it! I'll give majior kudos to whoever can guess where I got the "Doing it in a coffin" idea, and also kudos to whoever can tell me where I got the "mother on speed dial" Idea! Lol, please review! And I promise to get the next one up much faster!
DemonRogue13 - thanks
blck fire - lol... yea man, love, peace, and save the whales.
Lady LeBeau - gasp A ROMY FLAG!? For me?! Thank you!!! I shall treasure it forever! ooooh, boys... in girl outfits smiles evily yay
Persona the ITG - Oo, that'd be torture for Pyro, I like it! And I LOVE the Logan idea "hey babe, come here often?" Lol, or something!
Jord - More Kietro? Got it! Oo, I got some good pranks to pull :-)
emicablue - i'm glad u think so, sorry it wasn't fast tho!
Haydence - lol! Yea, it is a little R rated, but if I change it a little bit, I think I could make it work ;-)
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The day drug on and soon night fell. Remy woke up and apparently had gotten a cold from leaving his window open all night... And a cold with a broken nose didn't work to well, Mr. Mc. Coy came to check him out and said that the nose wasn't broken, just fractured and would heal soon, and gave him some medicine for the cold. Rogue had been taking care of Remy in his room, until he finally persuaded her to let him go downstairs to watch some TV with everyone else... accompanied with a large blanket and many tissues.
"ATCHOO!!" he sneezed loudly.
"Bless you." came a chorus of voices. Everyone was in the living room watching TV, but being 2 pm on a thursday the only things on were soaps and baby shows. "This is so boring!" Wanda complained.
"Well, my Crimson Cutie, if you come with me I can make your life a lot more interesting." Todd said, wiggling his eyebrows up and down suggestively. Wanda glared and hexed him into a wall.
Suddenly Pietro, who had been laying down on another couch, jumped up "Hey! I have a great idea!" he cried.
"Pietro has an idea! Miracles really do happen." Wanda muttered.
"Thanks Wanda, its nice to kno I have my loving sister's support."Pietro said dryly. "anyway, we should play Truth or Dare!" At the words 'truth or dare' the sun was covered by a mysterious cloud and there was a large crack of thunder.
"Creepy." Amara said. Everyone nodded and agreed to play.
"Alrighty then, I get to aks first since I though of it!" Pietro claimed. He scanned the room evily searching for his first victim. His eyes fell on Rogue, he smirked.. "Roguie! Truth or dare?" He asked.
Rogue was tempted to say truth, but not wanting to look like a wuss, decided on dare. She then started to pick at her gloves obviously trying to hint at something. Pietro noticed the picking, but wasn't frightened. It wasn't as if she could catch up to him anyway.
"I dare you to wear one of Kitty's pink dresses for the entire day and night!" he said, laughing evily.
"But Ah'll be leavin' so much skin uncovered!" she protested.
"Then you better tell that Cajun of yours to keep his hands to himself!" Pietro shrugged.
"Since when has that ever stopped him before?" she muttered as Kitty drug her upstairs. Their was a lot of banging and shuffling around, and a few yells of protest from Rogue, but ten minutes later Kitty was shoving her down the stairs.
Kitty has apparently made her take off her make-up and put on simple eyeshadow and light pink lip gloss. But what was the most stunning was her dress. It was a spaghetti straps, velvet light pink dress that cut of just at mid thigh. its neckline swooped just enough to show a little, but not too much.
Rogue tried to walk down the stairs without killing herself, but it was a bit difficult between Remy's catcalls, sneezes, and the three inch heels Kitty had somehow gotten her to wear. She was blushing by the time she was sitting next to Remy on the couch.
"Ah, Cherie, Remy -knew- y'had a face under all dat make-up!" he teased. Rogue scowled at him.
"Mah turn... Kitty! Truth or dare?" She asked evily.
"Like, dare." Kitty said meekly. Rogue smirked.
"Ah dare yah to wear Todd's clothes!" Kitty paled at the thought as the others laughed.
"Like, can I take a chicken?" she asked.
"It's either wear his clothes or make out with him." Rogue said simply.
"Your evil! Fine, Todd, where's your extra clothes?" Kitty asked, getting up and folding her arms impatiently. Todd raised an eyebrow at her.
"What do you mean 'extra clothes'? This is the only pair I brought!" Everyone groaned and scooted away from him.
"Like, ew! Ewwwww ewww ewwww." Kitty groaned as Todd took off his shirt and shorts. He handed them to Kitty. She went to go get changed, and came back pouting. "Like gross! I'm gonna, like, have to takea milliion showers just to get the smell out of my hair!" she complained.
"Ok, like, Todd. Truth or dare?" Kitty asked. Because of Wanda's suggestions to chose dare (she was hopping he'd have to jump off a very -very- high building),he chose dare. "Alright, I dare you to take a.... SHOWER! Longer than 10 minutes! And with Soap, Shampoo, and conditioner! Remember, RINSE, LATHER, and REPEAT!!" she reminded him as he drug himself upstairs to the shower.
"But I already took my shower of the month!" Was heard from the retreating mutant.
"No vonder de Brodahood kids are such looser's! One shover a month?" Kurt asked appalled. Rogue shivered from being in the dress, and Remy took off his coat and let her use it. He then pulled her to lean against him.
"Hm." Rogue mumbled as she breathed in deeply. The jacket smelled like Remy. She began searching through his many pockets, how many cards can a guy have? she thought as she discovered the 7th pocket with a deck of hidden cards. She found some cigarets and promised herself to get rid of them later. Then she felt something different. It was a thick piece of paper, one side felt silky smooth and the other felt more rough. A picture? she thought.
She pulled it out only to find that it was a picture of Remy and herself on her bed. They were both asleep, Remy had one arm protectively around Rogues' waiste, and they were both covered with chocolate. IT was a picture of the Chocolate Fight they'd had a few nights ago!
"How did ya get a picture of this?" she asked.
"Its amazin' wat five dollars 'll git ya from dat lil' twirp!" Remy said, meaning Jamie. Ten minutes passed and Todd came down, clean and in new clothes.
"Hey! Who told you dat you could go through -my- closet? Ever heard of -asking-?" Kurt yelled as Todd came down in his clothes.
"Hey, yo, calm down you furry geiko! You'll get it back!" Todd assured.
"Ja, vith slime all over it!"
"Whatever, yo. Remy, truth or dare?" Remy, not wanting to have to move from his comfortable spot, chose Truth Todd huffed. "Wimp! Fine.... hmm, Oh! Heh, Where was the weirdest place you've done -it-?" Todd asked. The boys all leaned forward, as the girls sniffed in distaste. Rogue of course, kept an ear open while pretending not to listen.
"Heh, de weirdest place ever? Mm, dat'd have t'be w'en I did -it- in a coffin." Remy nodded.
".. A coffin?" Kurt asked, "Like vere dey put ze old people!?"
"Yea homme, but dis one was empty, and un used." Remy assured them.
"That's tha most disgusting thing Ah've ever heard!" Rogue cried disgustedly.
"Was it... you kno... nice?" Pietro asked, earning himself a smack from Kitty. Remy smirked.
"'t was okay." he shrugged.
"Boys are disgusting." Wanda said, rolling her eyes.
"Now Remy wants to ask... Pietro! Truth or Dare?" Remy asked. Pietro smirked.
"Dare, throw me the best ya got you wussy Cajun boy!"
"ATCHOOO!" Remy sneesed, then groaned, sneezing with a tender nose was NOT fun, "Really? Well den...." he paused for dramatic tension, "You have to dance to the Barny love song.... like a stripper in your underpants" everyone gasped, and Pietro looked horrified.
"You cant get the Barney song! So I don't have to sing to it!" Pietro said, but Remy smirked as he walked over to the tapes, and pulled one out from the back, indeed, it was a Barny sing along tape. Pietro gulped loudly.
"Start dancin." Remy said evilly as he put the tape in. Pietro sighed and got on top of the coffee table and started singing along to "I love you. You love me," started pulling his shirt off, tossing it, and then his pants, "we're a great big family......" he started dancing on top of the table. Jamie pulled his camera out, and took some pictures. Oh, how he loved blackmail.
Soon Pietro was finished and back in hi seat. He then turned to Tabby, "truth or dare?"
"Dare." she said bravely. Pietro smirked, soon tehy all found themselves in the kitchen watching as Tabby bravely ate a plateful of something Kitty called her chicken pot pie, a piece of food that, sadly, Remy had not helped her cook. As soon as she finished it, she had rushed to the bathroom and was not seen for the next hour. They all traveled back to the living room, except Kurt of course, who had decided to stop for a snack.
"Well, then I guess i'll just have to go again!" Pietro said happily. "Roguie, baby, truth or dare?" he asked, ignoring the glares from Remy.
"Dare." she said.
"I dare you to kiss Jamie." he said simply, Rogue gasped. Jamie grinned.
"But Ah don't have mah earrings, Ah broke them! Ah'll kill him!" Rogue protested.
"So, just a quick kiss, you'll pull back real fast, you'll just knock him out for a few." Pietro shrugged, "You zaped us enough at the brotherhood to know when to let go." he pointed out.
"That's because some idiot gave yah pixie sticks and the only way to get you to stop running around us and talking so fast that not even yah're sister could understand you WAS to zap you." she growled, that day had NOT been fun.
"Whatever, just do it." Pietro said, Rogue sighed, and Jamies grin widened. Remy couldnt help but laugh as his southern girlfriend watched Jamie pull out some mint spray, spray way to much in his mouth, and choke on it for a minute.
Rogue turned to Pietro, "Ah hate yah" she spat bitterly, he just smiled in return. "Jamie, chill." Rogue ordered as he reached for his mint spray again.
"I cant! This is my first kiss!" Jamie said excitedly. Remy started laughing again. Rogue glared daggars at both Pietro and Remy.
"Well, git on wit it Cherie, don' keep de homme watin'!" the Cajun teased. Rogue closed her eyes and quickly leaned in and kissed Jamie on the lips. She then quickly backed away, hand going to her forehead.
"Cool!" Jamie said, before passing out. Remy put an arm around Rogue and was about to say something, before he noticed that something was not right...There was now two Rogue's... A thought hit him.
"Cherie! Now Remy can 'ave a t'reesome an' Remy wont be cheetin' on ya!" he said excitedly. Both Rogue's sighed and punched Remy's arms.
"Stupid swamprat." they both said at the same time. Then the Rogue's started looking around to find someone to dare... There eyes fell apon John. Rogue looked at her copy, and they both smiled evilly, getting together to consult a dare or truth, and then the real Rogue turned to John.
"John, sugah, truth or dare?" she said in her sweetest voice.
"... Dare!" he said excitedly. Rogue's smile widened.
"Excellent. Ah dare yah to call up Mystique, ah have her cell number, and then ask her to marry yah!" everyone started laughing. John even smirked.
"Alright mate! Gimme tha phone." Rogue handed him her cellphone, which was covered in bright flames and a dragon curled around it.
"Not scary at all, eh Sheila?" John asked.
"Speed dial number 1 should get you to her, she took mah phone and installed it, and Ah don't know how to take it off." she growled. John pushed the speed dial and coughed, he was going to disquise his voice.
IT rang a few times before she picked up "Yes?" she snapped into the phone.
"Hello Raven." John said in a deep voice, "I know it's been a while since we've been able to talk, but I love you, and I would like to know if you would marry me?" the teenage mutants stifled giggles behind there hands.
"...Victor? Is that you? Didn't we already have this conversation?! We cant get married, what would Magnus say, I'd scare the shit out of my children if I did that!" Mystique ranted.
"Not that you already don't" Rogue interjected quietly.
"I love you too Victor, but for now we must just lay low and wait until Magnus is off his 'ruling the world' phase. Remember the Hippie phase? He got over that eventually, this'll die too. Until then... Victor are you there?" Mystique asked. John looked panicked and hung up.
"Lord she's screwed up! She's in love with SABERTOOTH?!" John asked.
"Ah'm scarred for lahfe." Rogue said, putting her head in her hands.
John then smirked, getting over the Mystique drama rather quickly and turned to Wanda, "Alright Sheila, truth or dare?" Wanda glared at him.
"Truth." she said, and he decided it would be safer not to call her a chicken.
"What's the weirdest thing you've ever done naked?" he asked. Wanda thought for a few seconds, and then immediately went red. "You have to tell us!"
"Well, it must be the time that all the boys were gone from the Boarding house... doing something or other, and I had nothing to wear, so I was doing laundry. And then I noticed how big of a mess the place was, and so I decided to... clean it up." she said blushing.
"You cleaned up that pig stye naked!?" John asked.
"That's gotta be unsanitary." Rogue said disgusted.
"I remember that day! Ewwww! Damn Wanda, vacuuming, dishes, laundry for all of us, straightening our beds, cleaning our rooms, all naked? MY EYES!" Pietro cried.
"Heh, cuddle bumpkins, you cleaned my room and did all that for me in your birthday suit? You know, if you wanted me that much you could have just asked." Todd said, Wanda then threw him into a wall repeatedly. Everyone else decided to shut up.
"Whatever. Remy, truth or dare?" Wanda asked.
"Dare, p'tite." Remy said, smirking.
"I dare you to hit on Logan the next time he comes!" she said, smirking. Remy went pale.
"Non! Dat's de last t'ing dat homme need's t'be t'inkin, dat Remy's hittin' on 'im! He almost killed me after de beach! Remy does NOT have a death wish! 'E wants to live to a ripe old age!" Remy stated firmly. Wanda glared and hex bolts flickered in her hands.
"Then I suggest you take the dare." Remy gulped.
"O'course p'tite, always up for de dares, next time de homme comes, yup." Remy agreed, praying that they would forget by then. It was now his turn and he looked towards Piotr, who was quietly sitting near the back of the circle, unnoticed by anyone.
"Piotr, my man, truth or dare?" Remy asked.
"I think it would be safest to go with truth, but I'll be adventurous and choose Dare." he said.
"Dat's my homme, now, I dare y't' call de police and send dem t'de mansion!" he said.
"And tell them wat?" Piotr asked skeptically, "Dey will not go for no reason." he pointed out.
"Tell them that there's someone creepign aroudn the property." Pietro suggested. Piotr nodded.
"If I must." he picked up the phone and dialed 9-1-1, the phone rang once, and then he was connected to a police officer. "Hello, is dis be the police? I am callink because dere is somethink walking around the property next to mine." he said.
"Who is? A person?" The police officer asked.
"Yes, someone dressed in all black. He is walking around the house, and I think I heard a crash and now I see nothink." Piotr went on.
"Where is it? What is your adress?"
"It is at the house across the street, the Xavier Institute." Piotr said.
"We know where that is, thank you, a police man will be there shortly." the officer said before hanging up. The teens laughed, except Kitty.
"You guys, like, know that they'll catch on and the Professor will send someone here, right?" she asked. Everyone froze.
"Why'd ya have to ruin our fun kitty kat?" Pietro whined. Kitty rolled her eyes.
"Like, whatever, game over. We should probably hide. Except Remy, he can stay down here and lookout for him." she smirked. Everyone else agreed and rushed to there respective rooms, except Remy, who was designated lookout.
He hid behind the staircase, growling, he did NOT like this. Logan was comming up the steps, looked mad, opening the door... Remy let out a sigh of relief, he had passed him. "dat was a close one!" he muttered.
"What are we hiding from?" Logan asked from right behind him, he had crept around the staircase and came through the little under part to end up right behind Remy. Remy jumped up, which resulted in him hitting his head on the stairs. he then rushed out, cursing in french.
"Alright Gumbo, where are the kids?"
"Dere in dere rooms." he growled, holding his head.
In about five minutes, all the kids were in the kitchen, getting a long lecture from Logan about prank calls. "The police came in saying that someone was breaking into our house? And just a few minutes before that Mystique was calling the Professor for advice on marriage! I don't know if you had anything to do with the second one, but prank calling the police?..." he went on for another ten minutes or so. When he was finally done he walked out of the kitchen, and Remy was shoved out to follow, so that he could do his dare.
"Hey dere Cherie, come here often?" Remy called, leaning against the rail to the stairs, Logan stopped in front of the door and looked around, he and Remy were the only person in the room...
"Gumbo, are you talking to me?" he growled.
"I don't see any other bon fille in de premises." Remy pointed out.
"OK, who brought you more hard liquor, the professor banned you from having any here!" Logan demanded.
"Ah, mon petite, your eyes are like de stars, twinkling, and your hair-" Remy started walking towards Logan when BAM! Logan's fist met Remy's eye.
"I'm not gonna mention this to anyone, I suggest you do the same." Logan said, before leaving. Remy said nothing, but whimpered, adamanteum covered bones hurt like hell, and his nose had just begun to feel better! Now he had a bruise the size of Rhode Island on his right eye.
Rogue came in a few minutes later, "So, how did the hitting on Logan go- Remy! Oh Gawd, whad he do to yah?!" she cried, helping Remy to the couch. Remy supressed a smirk, teh good side to it was that now he would be pampered by the one he loved.
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Well I hope you like it! I'll give majior kudos to whoever can guess where I got the "Doing it in a coffin" idea, and also kudos to whoever can tell me where I got the "mother on speed dial" Idea! Lol, please review! And I promise to get the next one up much faster!