The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
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Chapter 29
Nadia sighed as she followed a crowd of students down the corridor. It had been a long day. Yoli hadn't sat at the 'Vegeta table' for lunch, she'd opted for the 'Goku table' and Nadia wasn't very happy about that. Nor was she happy that she'd just spent the last ten minutes waiting outside Yoli's last subject room to be notified that Yoli had left at least a quarter of an hour ago, notified by a 'worthless piece of Kakkorrot scum' as Nadia had put it. No, Nadia wasn't happy at all.
"And just where the hell did you run off…oh my Kami." Nadia breathed. (A/N: I bet Dende's not too happy with these students!)
"Oh, hey Nadia!" Yoli looked up from where she was tacking something onto the wall.
"What the hell did you do to Veggie-Chan? Where is he?" Nadia slammed the door behind her and took a couple of small steps into the room.
"Oh, I thought we'd have a change. All those smirks were depressing." Yoli said cheerfully, smoothing down a poster of Goku over Nadia's bed.
"But…but…his smirk is one of his sexiest features!" Nadia said, still in shock.
"And all that spandex was making me rather uncomfortable. It's a bit strange seeing him in such revealing clothes when we all know he's extremely frigid." Yoli said whilst admiring her handy-work.
"What the fuck did you just say?" Nadia demanded, looking around for any sign of a murder weapon.
"You didn't know? Oh yes, terribly frigid Vegeta is. Shi – I mean, ow!" Yoli grunted as Nadia hit her over the head with an empty suitcase, the only thing that looked promising on the girls' floor.
"I'll accept the fact that you're spreading these terrible lies," Nadia emphasised the word 'lies', "because of the side effects and only because of the side effects. I expect you to pin all, I mean all, my Vegeta stuff back up, otherwise…I won't let you see Kakkorrot tonight." Nadia smirked.
"Yeah right. Pin up all your stuff? Do you know how much you have? Woah, hold up there. Meet Goku, as in talk to him, one to one?" Yoli suddenly sported gold stars in her eyes.
"Yep, tonight at 7:45pm."
"Whats tonight at 7:45pm?" Sai asked, walking into the dorm.
"Here's the plan." Nadia began whispering furiously as Sai and Yoli crowded round.
~*~ (7:52pm)
"Where is she?" Nadia looked at her watch impatiently.
"Sorry I'm late!" J'dee gasped, stumbling down the corridor.
"Shhh!" Yoli muttered sourly. She didn't like the idea of going onto the 'Forbidden Floor' and breaking the rules. (A/N: Oh yes, her personality has swapped over!)
"OK, everyone ready?" Nadia asked. "Lets go." She said, pulling down her black balaclava, as did the others. Each girl was kitted in black jogging bottoms, or jeans in Nadia's case, a black jumper, black shoes and black gloves. J'dee had decided to sport some black sunglasses to give her that 'FBI-I'm-gonna-kick-your-ass kinda feel'.
"These stairs creak!" Sai said, stating the obvious as the four girls ascended the forbidden staircase. They looked both ways, as a cautious child would at a busy road. Noticing two Cell Juniors, Nadia reached into her backpack and produced a piece of chicken smothered in 'Nadia's Special Sauce', which was sleeping pills crushed into some pink gunk scraped off of Yoli's arm. She tossed it towards the Cell Juniors, who sniffed it cautiously before ripping it to shreds. Within seconds they were safely asleep and the four girls carried on their journey, turning left into a shorter corridor.
"I know! We so don't get paid enough for this." Bulma's high-pitched voice rang in the silence as she and Chi Chi emerged from an unrecognisable room. The four girls instantly hid behind a wall until Bulma and Chi Chi were out of sight.
"Is that the staff room?" Nadia asked Yoli.
"What?" Yoli asked, not hearing the faint whisper.
"I said…" Nadia shut up when her voice pierced the silence. "I said…is that the staff room?" She asked much quieter this time.
"I dunno, I think it's the next door down."
"Only one way to find out." Sai said, pushing open the door, the other three girls not close behind her. "I don't think it's the staff room, but damn it's better." Sai said appreciatively about the view that greeted them.
"Oh my virgin eyes!" Yoli covered her eyes instantly.
"I know I'm a Yamcha fan and all, but damn he looks good in water!" J'dee stated.
"As much as I agree with you, he's my Veggie-Chan's son and I find that repulsive." Nadia tried her best to look disgusted as she saw Mirai Trunks taking a shower. Of course there was too much steam to see anything except his purple hair, but that didn't stop their ecchi minds working over time.
"Ok, ok. This obviously isn't the staff room, so lets go, you hentai's." Yoli muttered, her eyes still closed. Nadia followed, as did J'dee, albeit reluctantly.
"Damn girl, you're definitely ill." Nadia commented. "Sai. Sai? Come on!" Nadia pulled Sai away from the shower room.
"But it was just getting good!" Sai argued.
"We have a mission to do here." Yoli said.
"Yeah, to find something belonging to that oh-so-fine Yamcha!" J'dee grinned.
"And to meet Goku-kun, the strongest warrior in the Universe." Yoli added, ignoring the low growl coming from Nadia.
"Why are you here, Nadia?" Sai asked her friend, looking around for signs of movement.
"Me? Oh, uh, nothing really, I mean, there's no reason." Nadia said hurriedly and unconvincingly.
"OK, if you say so." Sai looked at Nadia sceptically.
"Here, that's the one, I'm sure of it!" Yoli pointed to the door they'd arrived at.
"You're sure this time?" J'dee asked.
"Uh huh!" Yoli said, enthusiastic about the chance to meet her new idol.
"Alright then, Sai, you know what to do." Nadia ushered the other two girls into hiding at Sai's nod of agreement. "One…two…three…"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH WOE IS ME! WOE IS ME!" Sai screamed at the top of her lungs. The door swung open and Piccolo, Yamcha, Goku and Mr Popo came running out to see what was the problem.
"What is that awful noise?" Piccolo demanded gruffly.
"It seems it would be coming from that girl." Mr Popo pointed out.
"Right, now!" Nadia hissed, as the three girls ran into the opened staff room when the faculty's backs were turned.
"Vegeta's there!" J'dee stated as the girls quickly crouched behind a sofa upon seeing the Saiyan Prince get a drink of water from the refrigerator.
"Well duh." Nadia muttered. "Why didn't he go see what the noise was?"
"Maybe he was too thirsty." Yoli helpfully pointed out.
"Wow, this place sure is spiffy. Spiffier than our dorms, anyway." J'dee whispered.
"Well, how are we gonna get past him?" Nadia asked exasperatedly.
"Ooooo, is that Yamcha's jacket?" J'dee asked excitedly.
"Where?"
"Over there, slung over that arm chair!" J'dee pointed.
"Yeah, probably." Yoli shrugged.
"Hmm, now all we need to do is sneak past Vegeta, grab the coat and make it out of here so no one sees us. Well I'm feeling confident." J'dee rubbed her hands together.
"Oh yeah, piece of piss." Nadia muttered sourly.
"Nadia! Language!" Yoli said disgustedly.
"Come again?" Nadia asked, confused.
"Yes, I do have Saiyan hearing. You might aswell stand up and talk a bit louder, baka's." Vegeta's highly amused voice called.
"Fucking hell." Nadia cursed, standing up. "Hey there Vegeta."
"What are you doing here? I assume you know this area is out of bounds."
"I thought you'd know, what with your 'Saiyan hearing' and all." Nadia muttered.
"Why, aren't you amusing today? Why the hell would you want that baka's jacket?" Vegeta asked, a look of disgust crossing his features.
"Psssh, I'd rather have your jacket than his. Then again, you don't wear jackets all that often." Nadia said. "She wants it." Nadia pointed to J'dee.
"Well, I'll say one thing for you – you do have good taste." Vegeta smirked. "Fine, take the jacket."
"Excuse me? I must've fallen asleep or something cos I could've sworn you said 'Fine, take the jacket'" Nadia rubbed her ears.
"I did." Vegeta stated.
"Don't have to tell me twice!" J'dee grinned happily, making a dive for the jacket and happily putting it on. "Mmmm, it even smells like him!" J'dee announced, taking a sniff.
"Wow! Mirai Trunks!" Sai's high-pitched voice rang around the staff room.
"Looks like your little friend's tears have dried up. I'd go if I was you." Vegeta flicked his hand dismissively.
"Uh…OK." Nadia said, confused.
"What about Goku-kun?" Yoli asked.
"'Goku-kun'?" Vegeta demanded.
"Yeah, uh, she's kinda got a thing for Kakkorrot now." Nadia explained.
"Well, I've never heard of 'working your way down'." Vegeta smirked at Yoli, who pulled a face.
"C'mon, c'mon!" J'dee cried impatiently. The three girls made their way over to the door, where they saw half of the faculty crowding round Sai. They ran down the hall, and once Sai had spotted them she abruptly stopped crying.
"Heehee, dunno what came over me. Hormones or something." Sai grinned sheepishly. "Gotta go." She said quickly, bolting after her friends.
"What was all that about?" A confused Goku asked.
"I have no idea. But one of them girls looked to be wearing my jacket." Mr Popo said, puzzled.
"What happened?" Yamcha asked Vegeta, who was standing next to the doorframe.
"Don't ask me, baka. Oh, I found this." Vegeta said, throwing Yamcha his jacket – identical to the one J'dee was wearing. "It somehow fell behind the fridge." Vegeta smirked.