The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Oooooooooo, chapter 30!
Chapter 30
"Hey, uh, is Yoli here?" A tall girl with dark hair and green eyes asked Nadia. A slightly shorter girl with similar dark hair and blue eyes accompanied her. It was early Thursday morning.
"Uh…sure. Yoli?" Nadia called to her friend.
"Yeah? Chase, Bri, hey!" Yoli greeted her friends. "Come in. This is Nadia."
"Oh, she's the aggressive, slightly insane Vegeta fanatic then?" The girl with blue eyes, Bri, said.
"Excuse me?" Nadia asked.
"You should come over to our side, ya know. Yoli reformed, I'm sure you can." The other girl, Chase, said sympathetically.
"I don't want to be reformed into some happy-go-lucky Kakkorrot-obsessed freak, thanks very much. I'm happy with Vegeta and his spandex." Nadia replied haughtily, heading towards the bathroom.
"I see what you mean about the aggressiveness." Bri whispered to Yoli. "Its common in most Vegetarians."
"Vegetarians?" Yoli asked, confused.
"Yeah, you know, 'Vegeta obsessors'." Chase said.
"Yeah, the Vegeta ones are 'Vegetarians', Goku ones are known as 'Gokuns', Trunks ones are known as 'Trunkettes', Piccolo's are 'Pico's' and Gohan ones are 'Gohanny's'. There's countless others." Bri finished.
"Why is that little box Roshi gave us making whirring sounds?" Nadia demanded, coming out of the bathroom.
"Dunno." Yoli shrugged.
"Show us." Chase asked, getting up.
"Look. It's making weird noises. Roshi told us to position it so it's a good angle of the shower…ew!" Nadia screamed.
"What?" Yoli, Bri and Chase asked.
"Roshi plus black box making whirring noises positioned above shower equals perverted Roshi getting off on students in the goddamn shower!" Nadia shrieked in revulsion.
"Ew, ew, ew! Gross!" Yoli groaned, grabbing the box and throwing it in the bin.
"So, like, Roshi's seen you two naked?" Chase and Bri asked.
"I am so glad I don't have class with that pervert!" J'dee gagged, hugging 'Yamcha's' jacket close to her body.
"Kami this is sick." Yoli's face had taken on a slight green tinge to it.
"We've got to tell someone!" Nadia insisted, trying to block out the thought of Roshi watching these cameras.
"Like who? This is so embarrassing!" Yoli said.
"Well, we can't just let girls carry on taking showers whilst Roshi is watching them!" Nadia stated.
"We can't?" Yoli asked.
"Of course we can't! I cannot believe you just said that!" Nadia shrieked.
"Hey, he can't see me no more so I'm not right bothered." Yoli huffed.
"Well, I'm reporting this whether you guys are helping me or not." Nadia said, making her way to the door. "Fine!" She slammed the door shut when no one made a move to follow her, save J'dee.
"Whats her problem?" Chase asked dryly.
~*~
"I am so sick of this new Yoli! She's so bloody annoying!" Nadia moaned to J'dee as they made their way towards the Head teacher's Office. As it was class time, no visible staff was around.
"Well, from what I heard she was pretty annoying before. Have you ever seen the head teacher?" J'dee asked Nadia as they approached the door.
"Now that I come to think of it…no." Nadia furrowed her brow. "Strange, I've never actually heard anything about this head teacher either."
"Me too. Isn't that a little bit strange?" J'dee asked, looking confused.
"J'dee, we're in a University for writers of DragonBall Z fiction where we get taught by the characters themselves. My best friend has been turned the opposite of herself by a pink lunch-thing called Buu, on my first day I was in trouble with Piccolo because I was trashing a Kakkorrot fan's dorm, I made Vegeta violently ill by serving him something that has no name, I bribed Trunks and Goten into taking nude pictures and a VHS of his dad in the shower and I had to take the Saiyan Prince himself home with me, where he played football, my brother touched his arse, he read some him/Kakkorrot yaoi and threatened to kill the writer, and you think that a head teacher we haven't met is strange?" Nadia asked, gasping for breath after her long speech.
"Uh…good point. Woah, you have naked pics of Vegeta? Your brother's gay? Your brother got to touch his ass? Vegeta can play football? You trashed a Goku's fan room?" J'dee let out a string of questions.
"I'll tell you about it later. Knock on the door then!" Nadia instructed her friend.
"OK…wait, why don't you?" J'dee demanded.
"Hey, you never know who could be behind it!" Nadia said defensively.
"Exactly, you knock!"
"No, you!"
"Do I look stupid?"
"Well…"
"Shut up! You knock, Nadia! It was your idea!" J'dee said exasperatedly.
"But you were dumb enough to come with me!" Nadia wailed.
"Nadia!"
"Fine, fine. I am doing this for all the naked students Roshi pervs on, I am doing this for all the naked students Roshi pervs on." Nadia muttered over and over to herself before knocking on the door. "What a shame, no one home." Nadia said quickly, turning away.
"Uh…Nadia…" J'dee said, looking up at the figure that now loomed in the doorway.
A/N2: MUWHAHAHAHAHA! Was that a cliffie or was that a cliffie?
Quorky: That was plain evilness.
MUWHAHAHAHA*cough*HAHAHAHA!
Quorky: What did your mom say about those evil cackles? I'll tell you! She said; 'Don't cackle evilly, it doesn't do your throat any good!'
Thanks Quorky for ruining my moment!
'Gohannies' is Go-hanny's, as in hunny's, just replacing the u with an a.
'Pico's' is pronounced 'Peek-o's'
'Gokuns' is pronounced as it's spelt.
'Trunkettes' is pronounced as it's spelt.
'Vegetarians' is pronounced Vegeta's name, then 'arians' added on the end.