The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Hey guys. This will be my last update for a week. Sorry, but its out of my hands, personal reasons.
Chapter 31
"You're the head master, uh, mistress?" J'dee asked in disbelief.
"Huh? Oh, no. I'm Cassandra!" A girl with blonde, curly hair and bluey-green eyes behind glasses said.
"Uh…isn't this the Head master's office?" Nadia asked Cassandra.
"Uh huh! But, well, I was in trouble." Cassandra smiled.
"Trouble? This is the fifth time today you've been in 'trouble', Cassandra!" A voice boomed from the office.
"Oh my God! I didn't know he worked here!" J'dee looked at Nadia.
"Neither did I. I hope he's not in a 'I'm going to destroy the Earth' mode." Nadia said.
"Well, what do you want?" The android approached the door menacingly, shooing Cassandra away, who seemed to have two love hearts where her pupils should be.
"I gotta go anyway, find Cell. Cricket man is going down!" Cassandra hissed, brandishing a chibi hammer as she ran down the corridor.
"Uh, Mr Seventeen, sir…" J'dee started.
"What my friend's trying to say is, Roshi is perving on us with these tacky cameras he gave us. What you gonna do about it?"
"Hang on, he gave you cameras and you willingly took them?" Seventeen asked sceptically.
"No! He gave them us as homework!" Nadia replied.
"And you didn't find the fact he gave you cameras strange?"
"Yes, I mean, no! We didn't know they were cameras! He just told us to position them in front of the shower!" Nadia said, her voice raising an octave.
"And you didn't find that suspicious?" Seventeen asked, narrowing his eyes.
"Well yes, I mean no, I mean, I don't know! They were just goddamn boxes! Aren't you gonna do something about him?" Nadia demanded.
"Not if you carry on speaking to me like that." The android said sternly, causing Nadia to shrink back.
"Whatever." She muttered. "I'm not bothered, let him carry on perving on your students." Nadia said, turning around haughtily.
"Anything else?" Seventeen asked J'dee, who was still stood there.
"Can I have your autograph?" She asked, producing a pad and pen.
~*~
"Woohoo! You're coming out of your 'I love Kakkorrot' phase!" Nadia whooped for joy. It was Friday, and they were in Master Roshi's class. Yoli had been showing signs of 'normality' all day, but now it became crystal clear that the side effects of 'special sauce' were wearing off.
"Thank god for that! Goku, I mean Kakkorrot, doesn't even wear spandex!" Yoli declared.
"Vegeta and Goku? What you girls need is a real man!" Master Roshi commented, over-hearing the girls' conversation.
"Yeah, we do. Whats your point?" Nadia asked bluntly.
"So harsh! What about you, cupcake? Why don't you plant a wet one on old Roshi?" Master Roshi made kissing noises with his mouth.
"Yea, 'old' being the operative word here!" Yoli said, disgust showing on her face. "Take a hike, pervert."
"Hey, what are you doing here?" Roshi's gaze went past the girls, and they turned around to see whom he was directing his question to.
"Watching an old man getting blown off." The boy stated.
"Why you little…"
"ROSHI! You dirty old pervert!" A familiar, high-pitched voice shrieked.
"Bulma, hi!" Master Roshi got a rather shift look on his face.
"Where are my one hundred cameras you borrowed?" Bulma demanded.
"In students dorms, I believe." Seventeen stepped into the room casually.
"Oh my God!" One girl shrieked and fell over. She was wearing an 'I Luv 17' T-shirt.
"If only he was Eighteen." The boy Roshi was talking to earlier said.
"So, why are you here? Do you, ya know, swing 'that' way?" Yoli asked pointedly.
"Hell no!" The boy said, his brown eyes flashing defensively. "I got put into here cos this was the only spare place. I'm Joseph, by the way."
"Nadia." Nadia shook the boy's outstretched hand.
"Yeah, I'm Yoli. I'm a 'Spandex-covered-Vegeta' freak." Yoli grinned at Joseph, who looked slightly scared.
"Don't worry, she doesn't bite. Unless you're wearing spandex that is." Nadia explained.
"I'll remember that in future." Joseph said, after checking he wasn't actually wearing spandex.
"This class is suspended until furthur notice, Roshi." Seventeen hissed to Master Roshi.
"Fine, just let me get my magazines."
"Hurry up and get out!" Bulma shrieked.
"Can you take this class, Bulma?" Seventeen asked Bulma.
"Sorry, I've got to wash Vegeta's back…uh, I mean…bye!" Bulma rushed out of the door as various students gave Bulma evil glares, including Nadia and Yoli.
"Yes! Seventeen is teaching us!" The girl with the T-shirt said.
"Wait a minute, isn't that Cassandra?" Nadia asked out loud as she heard the girl shriek.
"Cassandra?" Joseph and Yoli asked in confusion.
"This girl I met. Oi! Cassandra! Yoohoo! Hi!" Nadia called across to Cassandra, who mouthed a 'hey' in response.
"I take it she's a Seventeen freak?" Joseph asked.
"Looks like it." Yoli muttered. "Why did they choose all us die-hard fans? What about the people who aren't as crazy as us?"
"I don't think that the people less crazy than us write strange fan fiction involving themselves, Eighteen, some scary cheese and a sponge." Joseph voiced.
"Hey, I like the sound of you." Yoli grinned.
A/N2: Eeeeeeeeeeeeep! Sorry it's so short!
Quorky: So you should be!
Well excuse me, but I have a lot of stuff on!
Quorky: So do the people who read this, but they still review!
Yeah, yeah, I apologised, didn't I?
Quorky: Yes, a very shitty apology, but an apology is an apology.
Exactly! Hey, it wasn't THAT crappy!