The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Here's Chapter 33. YAY! FF.net is baaaaaaack *dances* Thanks for all tha luvverly reviews. They're…uh…luvverly.
Quorky: As always, excellent word power. And why's everyone beating me up in ya reviews(?), goddamnit!
Cos they wuv me ^_^
"Uh…Skittles. Hey!" Yoli stuttered, quickly putting her arm around Vegeta and directing him away from the table.
"What did I say about touching me?" Vegeta demanded, smirking when Yoli removed her arm and closed her eyes tightly in preparation for the Prince's reaction.
"Uh…Vegeta, it's not what you think…" Nadia trailed off.
"Oh really? I thought you had T-shirts with me naked and disgraceful captions, so tell me, what is it?" Vegeta demanded, his voice cracking slightly.
"Well, it is T-shirts with you naked. And stationary, posters and videotapes…OW!" Yoli shouted as both Joe and Nadia kicked her.
"What?!" Vegeta demanded. "I knew this obsession with me was unhealthy! I knew the boy was acting suspicious with that video camera and Kakkorrot's spawn helping him! I am so foolish!" Vegeta ranted, creating a powerful ki blast into the palms of his hands.
"Uh…Vegeta, sir. Can I just remind you I haven't seen you naked therefore there is no need to disembowel me?" Joe stuttered. "Not that I wouldn't want to see you naked." He added without thinking, as the vein in Vegeta's forehead grew larger. "I didn't mean it like that. Noooooo! I'm too young to die! I haven't eaten my weight in jelly, stalked my favourite band or jumped from Tesco's rooftop naked!"
"Hey, that sounds fun!" Yoli said, seemingly oblivious to Vegeta's progressively growing ki ball.
"Hey! Vegeta, stop!"
"Kakkorrot? What do you want?" Vegeta demanded, not taking his gaze off of the now massive ball in his hands.
"Don't do anything stupid!" Goku called from the top of the stairs.
"Don't worry, that's your style." Vegeta smirked as the ki ball was ready, and got ready to flick it towards Joe, Nadia and Yoli. "What the…damnit, Kakkorrot!" Vegeta cursed as Goku deflected the ki ball.
"Huh? This is Hell?" Yoli asked. "Fuck no! This is Heaven!" Yoli shrieked as she saw Vegeta. "Wow, I thought I'd go to Hell."
"If this is Heaven, then where is my six half-naked women that should be fanning me by now?" Joe demanded feeling gypped.
"You two are dumbass'. Obviously, um…Kakkorrotsavedus." Nadia hurriedly added the last bit.
"Vegeta, you know the rules! No blowing up students!" Goku called, descending the stairs.
"The Prince of all Saiya-jins does not obey rules set out by some android!" Vegeta snarled.
"Vegeta, I don't want to, but I'll have to restrain you." Goku warned.
"That sounds like a challenge! Ha, I have a better idea. We will have a challenge, if you win, I will leave these brats." Vegeta paused as Nadia, Joe and Yoli breathed a sigh of relief. "But, if I win, I can blast them back to their dimension!"
"What?" Nadia demanded.
"Psssh, Kakkorrot won't agree to that. He's too soft!" Yoli scoffed.
"Deal." Goku agreed.
"What?" Nadia, Joe and Yoli said in unison.
"Good." Vegeta smirked. "Outside, on the lawn. Me and you will have a football (A/N: Or soccer) match." Vegeta's smirked grew deeper as a look of confusion swept over Goku's features.
~*~
"So I have to kick that round thing into that netty thing?" Goku asked for the hundredth time. They were outside the University, and quite a crowd had gathered, Krillin, Piccolo, Gohan, Mirai Trunks, Bulma, Chibi Goten and Chibi Trunks were amongst them.
"You have to kick the ball into the goal, yes. Vegeta's goal, that is." Nadia explained.
"Which is Vegeta's goal, again? You OK?" Goku asked as Nadia fell over 'anime-style'.
"I hope you're ready to lose, Kakkorrot!" Vegeta bragged, walking over to Goku and Nadia.
"No way, Vegeta!" Goku grinned.
"Choose teams, six-a-side." Vegeta said, looking somewhat pleased with his new found knowledge. "I choose her."
"Woooo! I'm on Veggie-uh-ta's team!" Nadia quickly caught her mistake, and ran to the 'blue' side.
"Right, I choose Gohan." Goku grinned as his son ran up and put on a red 'bib'.
"Thanks dad." Gohan smiled back.
"Namek." Vegeta said, smirking as Piccolo growled and walked towards the rest of the 'blue' team.
"I am not wearing one of those ridiculous-looking things!" Piccolo insisted.
"They're called 'bibs', and you reckon they're silly? Have you seen yourself lately?" Nadia asked indignantly.
"Yes, Namek. It is hard to not kill her, but try to wait until I've won this game." Vegeta hissed, holding Piccolo back.
"Krillin!" Goku chose his best-friend, who also ran up and took a red bib.
"You." Vegeta pointed at Joe, who dutifully brushed off his pants and put on a blue bib.
"Um…um…" Goku looked at the line of people; Chibi Trunks and Goten, Yoli, Bulma and Mirai Trunks.
"Pick me! Pick me!" Yoli hopped around.
"Um…you." Goku nodded towards Yoli who let out a small 'yes' and hurriedly put on a red bib.
"Future brat." Vegeta said, looking bored as Mirai Trunks stepped up.
"Hey, monkey boy! What about me? I'm your fucking wife!" Bulma shrieked.
"You're also a weakling that has no knowledge of this sport. I do want to win this game, not lose you know." Vegeta smirked as Bulma's face changed shade.
"Uh…OK, Bulma. I choose you." Goku managed to get out, as Bulma was choking him.
"Ha, in your face Mr High And Mighty!" Bulma stuck out her tongue. "These bibs aren't very flattering."
"Thanks, you just made it easier for me to win." Vegeta smirked. "Brat."
"Woohoo!" Chibi Trunks called, putting on an over-sized bib.
"Ok Goten, you're with me." Goku called.
"Yay!" Goten cheered, scampering over to the red team.
A/N2: LMAO! Vegeta saying 'lawn'? Now that is too funny!
Quorky: You're sense of humour is quite…how do I put this(?)…unique.
Awww! Thanks Quork-meister! *Hugglez tight*
Quorky: Can't…breathe…