The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z   

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Woooo! Ff.net is back up…again! Here's Chapter 34! Oh, and whoever asked to be in the fic, I'm sorry but there are just no new characters coming into play at the moment. Deepest apologies.

            "Eeep! Help me!" Bulma shrieked, ducking as the ball sailed past her and into the net. Goku didn't do a great job of choosing positions. "Right, Miss Goodyear, extra homework for you!"

            "Eh? That's not fair! What the hell are you laughing at Veggie? It'll just be an essay on what a baka you are. Yeah, she tells us alllll your secrets!" Nadia smirked.

            "Yeah, stud-muffin." Yoli winked at Vegeta, running back to her position.

            "Onna!" Vegeta screeched at Bulma.

            "Ow! Watch the antennae!" Piccolo shouted, as Bulma kicked the ball pretty hard, causing it to bounce off of the Namek's head and back towards her.

            "Yay! I caught it!" Yoli cried, as she grabbed the ball with her hands.

            "Yoli, you thick shit, you can't touch the ball with your hands!" Joe shouted from defence, edging away from Piccolo, who was giving him evil glares.

            "Really? Wow, what's this world coming to?" Yoli asked, genuinely surprised.

            "Move it, Vegetable head, I'm taking the penalty." Nadia shoved Vegeta, which didn't faze him.

            "Hmph. Out of my way, Shrimp." Vegeta growled, flinging Nadia across the pitch with a flick of his wrist. All the players got behind the ball as Vegeta got ready to take a run up and kick it into the net.

            "Holy shit! A spider!" Nadia screamed, smirking as Vegeta yelped, and ran to the other end of the pitch.

            "Wooo! And Goodyear hits it in the back of the net as the crowd goes wild!" Nadia shouted as she took advantage of Vegeta's arachnophobia, and sailed the ball into the net.

            "Wow, you're pretty good at this to say you're so crap at Fusion…nevermind." Chibi Trunks grinned, as Nadia growled.

            "You stupid ikeike, there was no spider, was there?" Vegeta demanded, approaching Nadia menacingly.

             "Really? Must've been a blade of grass then." Nadia smirked.

            "Why you little…"

            "What ya gonna do Veggie? Beat me up? Come on then!" Nadia egged the Prince on.

            "With pleasure."

            "GOAL!!" Gohan shouted, as the ball hit the back of Vegeta's net.

            "Fuck! See, this is your fault!" Nadia shouted at Vegeta, running back into position, waiting for Mirai Trunks to kick the ball back out.

            "My fault? You said there was a damn spider! You shouldn't joke about those foul creatures!" Vegeta said, looking on the verge of tears.

            "I'm sorry." Nadia muttered, as she got control of the ball. "Baby." She whispered, temporarily forgetting about Saiyan hearing.

            "I am not! They're disgusting!" Vegeta defended himself.

            "Get back here, Cue-ball!" Nadia shouted after Krillen, who had taken the ball from her when she was talking to Vegeta.

            "Yoink." Chibi Trunks muttered, taking the ball from Krillen, sliding through his legs and safely putting it in the back of the net.

            "Are you trying to kill me?" Bulma shrieked, from where she had ducked, a magazine in her hand.

~*~

            "Good game!" Joe called to Nadia.

            "Yep." Nadia grinned triumphantly. They had won, 10-2, thanks to Bulma and her 'broken nails'. The two goals were scored by Gohan, who was the only person able to get past Piccolo.

            "Yes! I am so glad we missed afternoon classes. I wonder what the kids did without Goku and everyone? See, I told you something was going on between Gohan and Piccolo!" Yoli hissed to Nadia.

            "If you say so." Nadia laughed. "Just don't say that within hearing distance of any Gohan fans. They're rather aggressive."

            "Indeed they are. My roomie is a Gohan fan. I made a passing comment about how friendly he and Piccolo are, and she threw what she likes to call here 'faithful spork' at my ass!" Joe muttered, rubbing his backside as if remembering that fateful day.

            "Wow, only a couple of weeks until end of the semester! You guys going home for Christmas?" Yoli inquired.

            "And miss seeing Veggie in his Santa costume? Hell no!" Nadia stated.

            "I doubt it. My mom will probably just send my presents here." Joe muttered.

            "Cool! We'll be together for Xmas!" Yoli grinned, linking up with Joe and Nadia as they made their way back to the dorms.

            "Well, this is my stop. Seeya guys later!" Joe called, as he unhooked from Yoli and disappeared into his dorm.

            "Bye Joe!" Nadia and Yoli called, carrying up along the corridor.

            "Yo." Sai called from the desk, not lifting her head.

            "Hey." Nadia and Yoli said, as Nadia closed the door.

            "Whats that?" Yoli asked, nosily.

            "Huh? Oh this? Some homework Krillen set us last week." Sai rubbed her eyes. "I've just about finished. We had to research other famous people who had short, non-jealous sidekicks as best-friends."

            "Lucky you." Nadia commented, pulling on her pyjamas and running a brush through her hair.

            "Aren't I just?" Sai chuckled, switching off the lamp as Nadia and Yoli climbed into bed.

            "Night." All three girls called to one another as they drifted into dreamless sleep.

~*~

            "What the fuck?" Nadia shot up in bed.

            "Trrrrrrrrrrunks.

Your hair is purple and long,

I love you, so I wrote this song.

            To prove to you my love is true,

            Oh, when you ignore me I feel so blueeeeeee."

            "Shut up!" Nadia called out of her window.

            "Oh, how I hate those other whores,

            Who try to win you over by opening doors.

            Can't you see?

            You're the one for meeeeeee." The voice cracked, when trying to hit a high note.

            "What is that?" Sai demanded, awaking.

            "Some crazy Trunks fan is serenading him!  Guess his window is across from ours." Nadia mumbled sleepily.

            "Trunks' bedroom is across from ours?" Sai asked excitedly.

            "Oh baby,

            Some people reckon I'm crazy.

            But I'm just an obsessed teenage lunatic,

            Trust me, I won't biteeeeeee."

            "That doesn't even rhyme!" Nadia called out of the window, and spotted a silhouette of the girl in a tree.

            "Oi, whore, he's mine!" Sai shouted at the girl.

            "What the fuck is going on? I'm trying to sleep you baka!" A familiar voice came.

            "Huh? Why's Vegeta in Trunks' room?" Sai asked.

            "Don't make me come down…eeeeeee!" Vegeta wailed, as he fell from his window.