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Faerie Tale Soup
Story 1
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Chapter 1
There once was a beautiful Princess who lived in a castle near the woods with her Father and Evil Stepmother, the Queen. While her father was away at a golfing tournament, the Queen sent the princess off into the woods after her numerous chores. The Queen hired a hit man to follow Snow White and kill her once she got a ways away from the castle because she was jealous of her immense beauty.
Snow White came to the river Lethe and bended for a drink. The hit man took a large chainsaw from its sheath in his belt, but as he turned it on realized it needed gas and so stopped to pour in some. Because of this, Snow White realized that he was there, and just in time. The hit man revved the motor on the chainsaw and came charging after her. Snow White quickly dodged, but the man didn't easily give up and so chased her so long that she became quite tired.
Since Snow White was tired, she figured she should take that drink that she never got and ran toward the river. The hit man beat her there and blocked her way, and Snow White lost all hope. Suddenly, the hit man was overcome with the urge to drink the water and bent to do so. Upon tasting the water he sank into obliviousness to his former life. Snow White realized that it was the river Lethe and resisted the urge to quench her undying thirst.
Little Miss Whitey crossed the river and ended up in a clearing, which consisted of a small cottage. She sat on the stoop to consider entering after knocking with no answer. Many animals came to her, and their love gave her courage to enter the deserted house.
The first thing she saw was a room full of cobwebs, dust, and dirt. She looked around the room, taking in her surroundings. All Snow White really saw was a pretty long table, seven cute little chairs, a fireplace, an obviously seldom-used washtub, and a staircase.
"What a complete mess!" she exclaimed and walked carefully over to the steps to get a better look at the upstairs.
"Man, who the hell lives here? The upstairs is totally trashed!" She found there seven little beds, all of which had a name carved at the foot.
"Hmmmm, these must be their names...lets see, there's Doc, Dopey, Sleazy, Bumpy, Creepy, Sappy, and Bashful. Pretty crazy names if you ask me"
Yawning, she glanced at the tiny beds, pushed three together, and lay down beneath the covers.
"Maybe I should clean this up for the little dwarves that live here." She muttered under her breath as she drifted off to sleep.
"Naaaaah, maybe I'll help them organize chore lists later, just as long as they leave me out of..." Snow White trailed off as her eyes closed, dreaming of seven little men working in the mines.
As Snow White slept peacefully in the cottage, the seven little men who owned it packed up their mining materials and headed home. Upon arriving at the cabin, they didn't notice anything was wrong at first. Everything was still messy, the lights were still off, and the door was still closed. When they entered the house, however, they noticed a new set of footprints on the dusty floor. Sappy began to cry, wailing that,
"Someone has been here and stole everything, there's no hope left!"
Meanwhile, Creepy grinned evilly and wondered if this would finally give him the opportunity to murder a human. Doc eventually took charge and shouted above the noise.
"Quiet! Now, the owner of the footprints has either taken refuge in our room or jumped out the window. Someone has to go check, lets vote who that's going to be. I'd say Dopey should go."
"Hey, come on, you guys always make me go!" Dopey said defiantly as he pulled out another smoke.
"Why not Creepy?"
"Creepy would probably kill whatever's up there, and I don't think we want to do that just yet." Bumpy replied as he crashed into the cupboard in attempt to get out his mug. "I'll go."
"No, you'll make too much noise!" Sleazy muttered under his breath.
"Hey, I will not. I'm just a little clumsy, that doesn't mean I'm a walking nightmare!"
"No, that title goes to Creepy- Now there's a character you'll find in a nightmare!"
"You...."
Creepy's fists clenched as he went flying at Sleazy.
"You're the stupid little man whore! You're the one who can't keep his hands to himself!"
The dwarves made so much noise fighting about who should go examine their visitor that Snow White awoke from her sleep, extremely crabby and angry that her slumber had been so rudely interrupted. She stormed down the stairs, yelling,
"Is all this really necessary?! You just HAD to wake me up with your little fight! Man, you guys are so immature! ARRRGH!"
The dwarves just sat on the floor mid-fight, wide-eyed and in awe of the beautiful princess who turned out to be the mysterious visitor. Finally, Bumpy spoke up.
"Hey, don't you clean a lot at the castle?"
Snow White glared at him.
"Yeah, why?"
"Well, don't you think you could've treated this like the castle and cleaned up a bit?"
"ARRRRRGH!" Snow White exclaimed as she flew at Bumpy.
"EEK!" Bumpy tried to run away but was quickly squished by the princess.
She held him in a headlock.
"Anyone else want to question my authority?" Snow White glared at each dwarf in turn.
"Well, actually... I'm the boss around here." Doc timidly said.
"What did you just say?"
"Ummm, never mind, nothing." Doc shrank down in fear as Snow White paced the room.
"I thought so. Now, there's going to be some changes made around here. First of all, whoever's nicest and most obedient to me will get the easiest chores. You will all be expected to do your part, whatever it may be that I assign to you. Clear?"
All seven dwarves nodded their heads slowly
"Oh, and another thing. No fighting." Grumbles could be heard but no one spoke against her.
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Please Review! Let me know if you like it or not, but be nice, this is my first fanfiction! I read through it many times, I know it's annoying to read something with a lot of errors, but I've always had problems with commas, sorry. Thanks for reading!
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Faerie Tale Soup
Story 1
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Chapter 1
There once was a beautiful Princess who lived in a castle near the woods with her Father and Evil Stepmother, the Queen. While her father was away at a golfing tournament, the Queen sent the princess off into the woods after her numerous chores. The Queen hired a hit man to follow Snow White and kill her once she got a ways away from the castle because she was jealous of her immense beauty.
Snow White came to the river Lethe and bended for a drink. The hit man took a large chainsaw from its sheath in his belt, but as he turned it on realized it needed gas and so stopped to pour in some. Because of this, Snow White realized that he was there, and just in time. The hit man revved the motor on the chainsaw and came charging after her. Snow White quickly dodged, but the man didn't easily give up and so chased her so long that she became quite tired.
Since Snow White was tired, she figured she should take that drink that she never got and ran toward the river. The hit man beat her there and blocked her way, and Snow White lost all hope. Suddenly, the hit man was overcome with the urge to drink the water and bent to do so. Upon tasting the water he sank into obliviousness to his former life. Snow White realized that it was the river Lethe and resisted the urge to quench her undying thirst.
Little Miss Whitey crossed the river and ended up in a clearing, which consisted of a small cottage. She sat on the stoop to consider entering after knocking with no answer. Many animals came to her, and their love gave her courage to enter the deserted house.
The first thing she saw was a room full of cobwebs, dust, and dirt. She looked around the room, taking in her surroundings. All Snow White really saw was a pretty long table, seven cute little chairs, a fireplace, an obviously seldom-used washtub, and a staircase.
"What a complete mess!" she exclaimed and walked carefully over to the steps to get a better look at the upstairs.
"Man, who the hell lives here? The upstairs is totally trashed!" She found there seven little beds, all of which had a name carved at the foot.
"Hmmmm, these must be their names...lets see, there's Doc, Dopey, Sleazy, Bumpy, Creepy, Sappy, and Bashful. Pretty crazy names if you ask me"
Yawning, she glanced at the tiny beds, pushed three together, and lay down beneath the covers.
"Maybe I should clean this up for the little dwarves that live here." She muttered under her breath as she drifted off to sleep.
"Naaaaah, maybe I'll help them organize chore lists later, just as long as they leave me out of..." Snow White trailed off as her eyes closed, dreaming of seven little men working in the mines.
As Snow White slept peacefully in the cottage, the seven little men who owned it packed up their mining materials and headed home. Upon arriving at the cabin, they didn't notice anything was wrong at first. Everything was still messy, the lights were still off, and the door was still closed. When they entered the house, however, they noticed a new set of footprints on the dusty floor. Sappy began to cry, wailing that,
"Someone has been here and stole everything, there's no hope left!"
Meanwhile, Creepy grinned evilly and wondered if this would finally give him the opportunity to murder a human. Doc eventually took charge and shouted above the noise.
"Quiet! Now, the owner of the footprints has either taken refuge in our room or jumped out the window. Someone has to go check, lets vote who that's going to be. I'd say Dopey should go."
"Hey, come on, you guys always make me go!" Dopey said defiantly as he pulled out another smoke.
"Why not Creepy?"
"Creepy would probably kill whatever's up there, and I don't think we want to do that just yet." Bumpy replied as he crashed into the cupboard in attempt to get out his mug. "I'll go."
"No, you'll make too much noise!" Sleazy muttered under his breath.
"Hey, I will not. I'm just a little clumsy, that doesn't mean I'm a walking nightmare!"
"No, that title goes to Creepy- Now there's a character you'll find in a nightmare!"
"You...."
Creepy's fists clenched as he went flying at Sleazy.
"You're the stupid little man whore! You're the one who can't keep his hands to himself!"
The dwarves made so much noise fighting about who should go examine their visitor that Snow White awoke from her sleep, extremely crabby and angry that her slumber had been so rudely interrupted. She stormed down the stairs, yelling,
"Is all this really necessary?! You just HAD to wake me up with your little fight! Man, you guys are so immature! ARRRGH!"
The dwarves just sat on the floor mid-fight, wide-eyed and in awe of the beautiful princess who turned out to be the mysterious visitor. Finally, Bumpy spoke up.
"Hey, don't you clean a lot at the castle?"
Snow White glared at him.
"Yeah, why?"
"Well, don't you think you could've treated this like the castle and cleaned up a bit?"
"ARRRRRGH!" Snow White exclaimed as she flew at Bumpy.
"EEK!" Bumpy tried to run away but was quickly squished by the princess.
She held him in a headlock.
"Anyone else want to question my authority?" Snow White glared at each dwarf in turn.
"Well, actually... I'm the boss around here." Doc timidly said.
"What did you just say?"
"Ummm, never mind, nothing." Doc shrank down in fear as Snow White paced the room.
"I thought so. Now, there's going to be some changes made around here. First of all, whoever's nicest and most obedient to me will get the easiest chores. You will all be expected to do your part, whatever it may be that I assign to you. Clear?"
All seven dwarves nodded their heads slowly
"Oh, and another thing. No fighting." Grumbles could be heard but no one spoke against her.
To be continued. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Please Review! Let me know if you like it or not, but be nice, this is my first fanfiction! I read through it many times, I know it's annoying to read something with a lot of errors, but I've always had problems with commas, sorry. Thanks for reading!