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Faerie Tale Soup
Story 1
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Chapter 2
Snow White showed the dwarves how to create assembly lines to finish chores more quickly. She was showing them how to clean dishes efficiently when another fight broke out.
"Alright, how about... Bashful, you can wash. Sleazy, you dry. Sappy can put away."
"Why the hell do I always get stuck with the emotional ones?!" Sleazy complained.
"Hey, they're probably wondering why they're getting stuck with the whore." Creepy said just loud enough for Sleazy to hear.
"STOP CALLING ME A WHORE YOU STUPID FREAK!" Sleazy yelled as he swung a punch at Creepy.
"Sleazy, don't yell. You're making us all deaf." Snow White said calmly as she stepped in the way of the punch but taking it as if it were nothing.
"Now get to work."
Bashful looked up at Snow White with wide eyes of fear.
"B-b-b-but... I'm not really...not really..."
"Yeah, spit it out already..."
"I-I-I can't work with others very well, can't I do it alone?"
"No. You'll have to learn sometime. Now go!"
Bashful hung his head and walked slowly to the washbasin where Sappy and Sleazy were waiting.
"Hurry up! I don't want to wash dishes all night!" Sleazy yelled at Bashful.
Bashful ran the few steps that were left to the sink. Halfway through the dishes Sappy began to cry.
"Gosh, what now?" Sleazy said in his usual snobby voice.
"It's just so... so notable, we're all working together to create a clean living space. We've never done anything but co-exist!"
Sleazy rolled his eyes and continueed to dry the dishes. Meanwhile, Snow White was showing Doc and Creepy how to sweep up the pile of dirt they collected from the floor into the dustpan. Dopey and Bumpy were arranging the pillows on the living room, something that they couldn't screw up or break.
After all the chores were done, everyone sat down at the table and looked expectantly at Snow White.
"What? Why is everyone looking at me?" Snow White snapped at the dwarves.
"Well," Doc started, "we were kind of expecting you to make us dinner, we're starving!"
"Doc! Have I taught you nothing today? Say that again, only ask me instead of informing me."
"Okay...could you make us some dinner?"
"Why yes, I could."
Doc smiled and waited. Snow White just sat there. Finally, Doc realized his mistake. Rolling his eyes, he tried again.
"May you make us some dinner?"
"Please..."
"May you please fix us some dinner your highness, when you find time?"
"Now that's more like it." Snow White replied happily. "No."
"What?!" the dwarves exclaimed, exasperated.
"Well, I can teach you to cook, but I'm not your personal chef."
"Personal chef? You wouldn't be my personal chef, you'd merely be making meals for the ones you force to slave away all day..."
"Now that's enough! No supper for you! Are you so ungrateful to me for all the help I've given you? Go upstairs!"
"No, I won't. It's only been a day and I'm already sick of you, so how can I stand for even a week? You're a guest in our house, and you've overstayed your welcome! Get out!"
Snow White laughed for a long time, and the echoes could be heard when she began to speak.
"I'm not leaving. I was afraid that you'd get angry with me, you are a bossy one, yes... but I thought you'd last longer. You really can't begin to try to kick me out unless everyone agrees though.
Silence overcame Doc as he looked at each of his brothers in turn. Finally, he asked if anyone actually wants Snow White to stay. No one says anything, but Bashful steps forward.
"I-I don't mind her here."
The rest of the dwarves gasped.
"Well- well I kind of like her. It's not so bad... we could use some pointers on how to cook and clean!"
Doc motioned for Snow White to step away as they make their decision. Once the brothers are all in the circle, Doc spoke. "Now. Bashful actually does have a point. Maybe we should let her stay."
Bashful blushed, but some dwarves opened their mouths in protest.
"Wait-hear me out. I think we should be really nice to each other and to her and pretend as if everything is fine. Then, after she teaches us how to take care of ourselves we'll kick her out."
Snow White tapped her foot impatiently all through Doc's speech. When no one appeared to have an answer for her, she resorted to threats.
"You guys better not kick me out, I am royalty, even if my family doesn't want me anymore some people will still respond to my orders, there'll be a riot outside your house in no time. We'll burn it down!"
Doc seemed a little surprised at her remark, and looked a little doubtful as to whether the plan would actually work. He looked at the others in question.
"Now what? My plan was good, save for the bit about kicking her out... any other ideas?"
One of the dwarves cracked their knuckles and spoke. After the decision was made, they once again formed a line and told Snow White that they were all very sorry, and they'd like her to stay.
When everyone's stomachs were full and the dishes clean, they all sat around the fireplace exchanging stories. Finally, Snow White announced that it was time for bed and the dwarves trudged upstairs. Snow White realized something.
"Where am I going to sleep?"
All the dwarves looked surprised. None of them had even thought of that before. Snow White was quick to find a rather unpopular decision.
"You all are going to make me a bed. Tonight."
The brothers stared at her in disbelief. They had to get their sleep! They had started to like her a little, but now she was back in the form of a demon dictator.
"I need by beauty sleep!" Sleazy cried.
"Yeah, you do..." Creepy grumbled.
"I'm warning you two..." Snow White started.
"Both of you stop." Doc said to his brothers, looking at them both, then staring hard at Creepy. "Things will work out okay."
Creepy grinned and nodded in response, and the dwarves trooped outside to find some good trees.
To be continued.
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I know it's not the best, and I'm thinking of trashing the whole story and future stories, but I really don't know what else to write about. I've read quite a few books on the list, but in order to really be able to write I'd need to buy the book and I don't want to spend my money unless I'm sure of what I want to write. I really enjoy Stephen King, but if anyone has any ideas I'd like to hear them! Thanks for reading.
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Faerie Tale Soup
Story 1
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Chapter 2
Snow White showed the dwarves how to create assembly lines to finish chores more quickly. She was showing them how to clean dishes efficiently when another fight broke out.
"Alright, how about... Bashful, you can wash. Sleazy, you dry. Sappy can put away."
"Why the hell do I always get stuck with the emotional ones?!" Sleazy complained.
"Hey, they're probably wondering why they're getting stuck with the whore." Creepy said just loud enough for Sleazy to hear.
"STOP CALLING ME A WHORE YOU STUPID FREAK!" Sleazy yelled as he swung a punch at Creepy.
"Sleazy, don't yell. You're making us all deaf." Snow White said calmly as she stepped in the way of the punch but taking it as if it were nothing.
"Now get to work."
Bashful looked up at Snow White with wide eyes of fear.
"B-b-b-but... I'm not really...not really..."
"Yeah, spit it out already..."
"I-I-I can't work with others very well, can't I do it alone?"
"No. You'll have to learn sometime. Now go!"
Bashful hung his head and walked slowly to the washbasin where Sappy and Sleazy were waiting.
"Hurry up! I don't want to wash dishes all night!" Sleazy yelled at Bashful.
Bashful ran the few steps that were left to the sink. Halfway through the dishes Sappy began to cry.
"Gosh, what now?" Sleazy said in his usual snobby voice.
"It's just so... so notable, we're all working together to create a clean living space. We've never done anything but co-exist!"
Sleazy rolled his eyes and continueed to dry the dishes. Meanwhile, Snow White was showing Doc and Creepy how to sweep up the pile of dirt they collected from the floor into the dustpan. Dopey and Bumpy were arranging the pillows on the living room, something that they couldn't screw up or break.
After all the chores were done, everyone sat down at the table and looked expectantly at Snow White.
"What? Why is everyone looking at me?" Snow White snapped at the dwarves.
"Well," Doc started, "we were kind of expecting you to make us dinner, we're starving!"
"Doc! Have I taught you nothing today? Say that again, only ask me instead of informing me."
"Okay...could you make us some dinner?"
"Why yes, I could."
Doc smiled and waited. Snow White just sat there. Finally, Doc realized his mistake. Rolling his eyes, he tried again.
"May you make us some dinner?"
"Please..."
"May you please fix us some dinner your highness, when you find time?"
"Now that's more like it." Snow White replied happily. "No."
"What?!" the dwarves exclaimed, exasperated.
"Well, I can teach you to cook, but I'm not your personal chef."
"Personal chef? You wouldn't be my personal chef, you'd merely be making meals for the ones you force to slave away all day..."
"Now that's enough! No supper for you! Are you so ungrateful to me for all the help I've given you? Go upstairs!"
"No, I won't. It's only been a day and I'm already sick of you, so how can I stand for even a week? You're a guest in our house, and you've overstayed your welcome! Get out!"
Snow White laughed for a long time, and the echoes could be heard when she began to speak.
"I'm not leaving. I was afraid that you'd get angry with me, you are a bossy one, yes... but I thought you'd last longer. You really can't begin to try to kick me out unless everyone agrees though.
Silence overcame Doc as he looked at each of his brothers in turn. Finally, he asked if anyone actually wants Snow White to stay. No one says anything, but Bashful steps forward.
"I-I don't mind her here."
The rest of the dwarves gasped.
"Well- well I kind of like her. It's not so bad... we could use some pointers on how to cook and clean!"
Doc motioned for Snow White to step away as they make their decision. Once the brothers are all in the circle, Doc spoke. "Now. Bashful actually does have a point. Maybe we should let her stay."
Bashful blushed, but some dwarves opened their mouths in protest.
"Wait-hear me out. I think we should be really nice to each other and to her and pretend as if everything is fine. Then, after she teaches us how to take care of ourselves we'll kick her out."
Snow White tapped her foot impatiently all through Doc's speech. When no one appeared to have an answer for her, she resorted to threats.
"You guys better not kick me out, I am royalty, even if my family doesn't want me anymore some people will still respond to my orders, there'll be a riot outside your house in no time. We'll burn it down!"
Doc seemed a little surprised at her remark, and looked a little doubtful as to whether the plan would actually work. He looked at the others in question.
"Now what? My plan was good, save for the bit about kicking her out... any other ideas?"
One of the dwarves cracked their knuckles and spoke. After the decision was made, they once again formed a line and told Snow White that they were all very sorry, and they'd like her to stay.
When everyone's stomachs were full and the dishes clean, they all sat around the fireplace exchanging stories. Finally, Snow White announced that it was time for bed and the dwarves trudged upstairs. Snow White realized something.
"Where am I going to sleep?"
All the dwarves looked surprised. None of them had even thought of that before. Snow White was quick to find a rather unpopular decision.
"You all are going to make me a bed. Tonight."
The brothers stared at her in disbelief. They had to get their sleep! They had started to like her a little, but now she was back in the form of a demon dictator.
"I need by beauty sleep!" Sleazy cried.
"Yeah, you do..." Creepy grumbled.
"I'm warning you two..." Snow White started.
"Both of you stop." Doc said to his brothers, looking at them both, then staring hard at Creepy. "Things will work out okay."
Creepy grinned and nodded in response, and the dwarves trooped outside to find some good trees.
To be continued.
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I know it's not the best, and I'm thinking of trashing the whole story and future stories, but I really don't know what else to write about. I've read quite a few books on the list, but in order to really be able to write I'd need to buy the book and I don't want to spend my money unless I'm sure of what I want to write. I really enjoy Stephen King, but if anyone has any ideas I'd like to hear them! Thanks for reading.