The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z   

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Yo to all the new reviewers!  Yep, Veggie now has 'Trunks hair'. A dressing robe is well…um…I dunno how to explain it. A bath robe is also another name for it if that helps? Hey all, thanks for the great reviews, especially those with personal notes cos it makes them that much more special!

Kusotarres: Assholes

Sumimasen: I'm really sorry

"What do we want?" Nadia yelled.

            "The right to wear our own clothes!" A small group of people, including Yoli and Joe, chanted on the forbidden floor.

            "When do we want it?"

            "Now!"

            "What do we want?"

            "The right to wear our own clothes!"

            "And marry Skittles and have our own dorm right next to his!" Yoli joined in. Nadia blinked before shrugging her shoulders and carrying on.

            "When do we want it?"

            "Now!"

            "Or a few days!" Yoli added.

            "What do we want?"

~*~ (6 hours later)

            "What do we want?" A tired looking Nadia asked.

            "To have no fucking uniform, marry Skittles and have a decent goddamn dorm!" Yoli spat out, tired and edgy.

            "Yeah." The others in the group chorused, looking bored.

            "I said out, and you're not getting anything tonight unless you shut those brats up!" Bulma's shrill voice echoed down the hall.

            "But onna, my hair." Vegeta hissed, 'hmphing' as the door slammed shut in his face. "Brats, shut the hell up!"

            "What do we want?" Nadia asked, sounding slightly more determined.

            "Iie!" Vegeta snapped, as Yoli opened her mouth just about to say something. "No more uniforms! Just shut up!"

            "What about the other demands?" Yoli grinned.

            "Other demands? Like what?" Vegeta looked suspiciously at Yoli.

            "Like marrying you and moving next door to you." Yoli inquired.

            "As I said, shut the fuck up and you'll have no uniforms anymore."

            "No deal." Yoli said, stubbornly.

            "Fine, shut the fuck up and I won't break your neck with a flick of my wrist." Vegeta threatened.

            "Deal, Skittles, deal!" Yoli grinned, flinching slightly as Vegeta smirked.

            "Woooo!" Everyone cheered, running back to their dorms to spread the news and burn their uniforms.

            "Oh, and Skittles." Yoli said. "Purple looks good on you." Yoli giggled, ducking as a slipper flew past her head.

~*~ (Next morning)

            "Uh…what are you so happy about?" Nadia muttered, shielding her eyes from the sun. "Its Saturday, lemme sleep."

            "Saturday…the last official day before end of term! Today is gonna be super spiffy!" Yoli grinned, already dressed and packing her things.

            "End of term? That went fast!" Nadia stated.

            "I'd say about…as long as it would take to write 38 chapters of a fic on ff.net." Yoli said, rolling all her clothes into a ball and stuffing them into a suitcase. "Oi, hurry up, get dressed and help me with this damned thing."

~*~ (Outside the University)

            "Hello ladies, how are you today?" Joe asked in a cheery voice.

            "Hi Joe!" Yoli said.

            "Hey. Warm today, isn't it?" Nadia asked.

            "Extremely." Joe said, sitting next to the girls on the fountain ledge.

            "Hey J'dee!" Nadia called to J'dee, who was walking past with a giant sack, rolls of masking tape and some rope.

            "Can't talk now." J'dee said, as she walked past and disappeared into the University.

            "That girl scares me." Yoli commented.

            "Yoli, you scare everyone." Joe said, poking his tongue out at her.

            "Everyone got their uniforms ready for later today?" Yoli asked, changing the subject.

            "What for?" Nadia inquired.

            "The bonfire!" Joe answered.

            "Yeah, we're gonna burn our uniforms tonight and make a big bonfire! Krillin said we could. I think he's a pyromaniac." Yoli offered.

~*~ (The Bonfire. Wow, this chapter seems to be hopping from place to place a lot!)

            "Woooooooo, look at it burn!" Yoli said gleefully.

            "Yeah, ugly clothes always burn well." Nadia added, munching on a hotdog.

            "Look, 18 and Krillin are dancing. His head is in a rather XXX-rated place, isn't it?" Joe asked.

            "I knew she didn't like him cos of his looks!" Yoli commented.

            "What looks? The ones where he looks like a drown rat?" Nadia laughed, taking a drink of coke.

            "I wonder what J'dee was doing earlier?" Joe asked.

            "Fuck knows. Anything with the equipment she had." Yoli said knowingly. "Not that I've used that stuff before." She added hastily.

            "Damn, my hair needs cutting." Joe said, looking up at the forest of hair on his head.

            "Mine too." Nadia agreed.

            "Does Trunks dye his hair then?" Yoli asked, looking at Vegeta's new hair colour.

            "No…I think Goku just had that bottle of hair dye lying around." Nadia said.

            "Weird." Yoli muttered.

            "Trunks got his hair from his grandfather I think." Joe informed them.

            "As soon as I get home tonight I'm gonna go on FanFiction.Net. I've missed it so much! Especially DarkAngel's fic, 'Is This A Dream?'. Talk about major updates!" Yoli said, rubbing her hands together at the prospect.

            "That fic rules." Nadia said, grabbing a burger and wolfing it down.

            "Ketchup. I need ketchup…" Yoli said in a sing-song voice, looking for some ketchup.

            "Yoli, I don't think there is any." Joe told the girl.

            "What? What kind of University is this? How can they do this to me? A hotdog with no ketchup? Has the world gone mad?" Yoli ranted from underneath the table, seemingly looking for some ketchup.

            "There's some mustard…nevermind." Joe said, as Yoli swatted the mustard bottle from his hands.

            "I don't want mustard! I want ketchup!" Yoli wailed. "God, if you're there and know where the ketchup is, give me a sign!"

            "Psssst." An eerie voice emerged.

            "Oh my fricking hell and sausages! I've been living in sin!" Yoli said, sounding shocked.

            "Pssst. Nadia, Joe!" The voice came again.

            "He doesn't know my name! I'm going to Hell! Oooooo, so is Skittles! Bring it on!"

            "Yoli." Nadia nudged Yoli in the arm. "Here."

            "Oh, yo J'dee!" Yoli grinned.

            "Hiya! I need your help." J'dee said, looking serious.

            "Dude, you sound like God!" Yoli said, protesting about her fallen hotdog as Nadia dragged her away from her ketchup search.

~*~ (Nadia/Yoli/Sai's Dorm)

            "What is it?" Nadia asked, out of breath from their long hike.

            "Here." J'dee pointed at a wriggling sack on Yoli's bed. "Do you guys have a large box or something?"

            "What is it?" Joe asked, keeping his distance.

            "Just something to set my plan in motion." J'dee said evasively.

            "Oh my God! J'dee! You kidnapped…I mean…you've taken…" Nadia stammered, looking at the figure emerging from the sack.  

A/N 2: This is the last chapter of Semester 1! Look out for Semester 2 in at least a week I will post it on this fic so as not to confuse people except it will have a 2 next to it or something. I am also writing a new fic, called 'Do It Yourself' about a girl who is obsessed with Mirai Trunks. However, when her hero comes to visit and asks her to take his place to ensure Vegeta and Bulma conceive him as he has a 'Lilac hair convention', how will she manage to cope? It will have a lot of my weird humour and I hope my reviewers will check it out ^_^