The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: The first chapter of Semester 2, how spiffy?!

            "Wow, I feel all grown up and stuff!" Yoli said, special sauce smeared across her chin. "Damn, I've missed this food."

            "Oh, you look it aswell." Joe teased.

            "Did you all have a good holiday?" Jeril asked.

            "Yup!" Various agreements came from 'The Vegeta Table'.

            "Hi guys!" J'dee approached the table, perhaps the only person the 'Vegetarians' would allow to come within five metres of the sacred table.

            "Hi J'dee. Hows…um…'the thing'?" Nadia asked, subtly.

            "Oh, well I sent Yamcha the ransom note." J'dee whispered, checking no one was listening save Jeril, Joe and Yoli as they already knew about it.

            "How'd your mum take the news?" Yoli asked, a smear of special sauce now on her forehead.

            "She just thought it was a stray cat." J'dee giggled.

            "Ya know, if someone finds out, you could get in trouble." Joe warned.

            "Yeah right, like she's bothered. As long as she gets Yamcha, right J'dee?" Jeril asked.

            "You got it!"

            "So where's the object of this topic right now?" Nadia asked.

            "Yamcha? Taking a bath. He usually does at this time." J'dee stated.

            "Ok, I'm not even gonna ask how you know that." Jeril commented.

            "No, I mean Pu'ar!" Nadia whispered.

            "Oh, right here." J'dee pointed to the blue, furry hat on her head.

            "You killed Pu'ar? Don't you think that's a bit harsh…?" Joe asked, shocked.

            "Why? I'd kill Krillin for Skittles! Damn, I'd kill Krillin just because I felt like it!" Yoli added.

            "I didn't kill Pu'ar!" J'dee hissed. "She's under my hat!"

            "Oh!" Joe, Yoli, Nadia and Jeril chorused.

            "Well guys, I'll be seeing you. Gotta see if Yamcha has decided to pay the ransom." J'dee said, walking off.

            "I wonder what the ransom is." Joe mused.

            "Could be anything knowing her." Jeril replied.

            "Could the following students please visit the Headmaster's Office immediately; Nadia Goodyear, Jeril Dragonsoul, Silver Saiya-jin Washu, J'dee…um…just J'dee, SeaStorm and Yolanda Smelt." A female voice called over the loudspeaker.

            "It's Yoli you vaginas!" Yoli hissed.

            "Damn, Yoli, what have you got us into now?" Jeril asked.

            "Hey, I didn't do anything!" Yoli defended herself.

            "Whatever. Let's go. Come along, Yolanda." Nadia smirked. "Cya later Joe!"

~*~

            "Hi! I'm Silver Saiya-jin Washu, just call me Washu!" Washu greeted the group.

            "Hi, I'm Nadia." Nadia greeted.

            "Jeril."

            "Yoland-uh, Yoli." Yoli quickly corrected herself.

            "Wonder where J'dee is." Nadia looked around.

            "Probably seducing Yamcha right now." Jeril said.

            "Send them, get off me (!), in." Seventeen's strangled voice came from behind the door.

            "Look, Seventeen, I swear, they gave me that box of special sauce…uh, are you busy?" Yoli asked, looking at Seventeen.

            "Not at all!" Seventeen said, adjusting himself after throwing a student off of his back.

            "But Juunana-gou, you asked for me specifically! You can't deny your feelings for me!" The student said.

            "You scare me, you know that?" Seventeen addressed the girl.

            "I know you love it." The girl winked.

            "Uh…yeah…anyway, I called you students because I have a proposition for you."

            "I knew it!" The girl called. "Hi, I'm SeaStorm." She waved to the others.

            "She reminds me of someone." Nadia said, looking pointedly at Yoli who was eating the special sauce off her head.

            "Not that kind of proposition! I'm sure you remember the agents that introduced you to OFUD? Well, they have now graduated so I am looking for new agents, so I have called you six…why is there only five of you?"

            "Sorry I'm late." J'dee burst through the door, panting. "I had to seduce someone."

            "I knew it!" Jeril cheered.

            "I don't want to know. As I was saying, I'm asking you six to be agents." Seventeen explained.

            "Anything for you Juunana-gou." SeaStorm grinned.

            "We get the cool sunglasses and everything?" Yoli asked.

            "Um…of you like…" Seventeen said.

            "Woooo!" Yoli cheered.

            "Ok, well, you, you and you can be in the first set of agents." Seventeen pointed to J'dee, Nadia and Yoli. "And you, you and the weirdo can be in the second." He said, pointing to Jeril, Washu and SeaStorm.

            "Anything for you, my love." SeaStorm said, smiling.

            "My assistant will sort out your suits. Your first job will be tonight." Seventeen said, walking over to phone. "Mrs Briefs, could you please take the students to have suits and the like sorted out."

            "Of course, send them through." Mrs Briefs replied in her chirpy voice.

            "Follow through that door." Seventeen pointed at an adjoining door from his office.

            "I'll miss you, Juunana-gou." SeaStorm said, waving goodbye. The only reason she was actually moving was because Yoli was dragging her away.