The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Muwhahaha! Here we go! Second chapter…damn, I get excited easily! Oh, and thanks to SD and SS for the Seventeen plot, that will be written into the fic soon! Oh, and thanks to Chinow for advising me to allow ', a mega-hott, bad-attitude teacher with spiky black hair' to accompany them! Oh, and Chinow, what lesbian thing? I don't remember adding any lesbians in here :o\ Quorky! Have you been changing the chapters again?

            "Oh yeah, I'm an agent. Booyaa!" Jeril said, checking herself out in the mirror.

            "I still don't see why I get this." Yoli muttered, gesturing at her outfit.

            "Because none of the others fit you, you're too small!" Nadia said, exasperated.

            "But I look like a retard!" Yoli moaned, motioning to her overly large pants that kept falling down and huge shirt that just hung over her figure accompanied by an extremely large jacket that would fit Buu.

            "Here, just be thankful you have a normal head." J'dee said, handing Yoli her sunglasses.

            "I 'spose." Yoli said, slipping on her sunglasses.

            "Oh, don't you all look pretty." Mrs Briefs smiled, looking at the six girls.

            "Oh yeah, I look spiffy." Yoli muttered sourly.

            "Mrs Briefs, could you please send the students into the hall where they will meet their clouds?" Seventeen's voice asked over the intercom.

            "Of course…" Mrs Briefs started before being interrupted.

            "I love you!" SeaStorm called through the intercom.

            "C'mon guys, lets go." Jeril motioned to the others, as they left the room.

            "I must admit, we look good." J'dee grinned, as the six walked down the corridor, all in line with each other and wearing their sunglasses.

            "I'm Agent Z!" Yoli called to J'dee and Nadia.

            "Um…OK. What do you want to be, J'dee?" Nadia asked.

            "D's fine with me."

            "OK, I'll be B." Nadia agreed.

            "Right, well I'll be D, you can be B and you can be Z." Washu said, pointing to Jeril and SeaStorm in turn.

            "OK." Came the girls' replies.

            "Not you lot!" Vegeta's voice sounded as he saw the girls coming down the corridor.

            "Aw, nice to know I was missed, Skittles!" Yoli grinned.

            "Move Veggie, we're agents." Nadia grinned, proudly.

            "I know. I have to take you." Vegeta replied, somewhat glumly.

            "Me too!" Goku said, cheerily.

"Shut up, Kakkorrot." Vegeta rolled his eyes.

            "What?" All six asked.

            "You didn't think that android would allow you to visit some poor students home alone did you? Kami only knows what you'd do." Vegeta sighed.

            "Plus, we need to make sure you're safe!" Goku added.

            "Well this is great! We're Year 2's, we're older and more mature!" J'dee argued.

            "Yeah!" Yoli agreed, trying to lick the special sauce off of her chin.

            "Why hello there, Miss Nadia!" A familiar voice called.

            "George!" Nadia ran up to the cloud. "You're not drunk again, are you?"

            "What? No! I went into rehab, I am now clean and sober!" George stated, as an empty bottle of whisky fell out of his pocket. (A/N: These are some weird clouds!)

            "George!" Nadia tutted.

            "What? It's hard being a cloud! I feel so unloved!" George sobbed as Nadia hugged him.

            "Hi Fred, Bob!" J'dee called to her cloud- the Siamese twins.

            "Hi!" They called in unison. "Bob, get off of my arm!"

            "Excuse me, but it's both of our arm!"

            "Fido!" Yoli called to her cloud, who strangely resembled a dog.

            "Woof!"

            "Edna, have you been on the mushrooms again?" Jeril asked of her pensioner cloud.

            "No." Edna insisted, quickly shoving some mushrooms into her mouth. "It's not my fault! They call out to me! They're addictive!"

            "My cloud died." Washu said, sadly.

            "Awwwwwww." Everyone said on cue (save Vegeta).

            "You can share mine." SeaStorm smiled. "Hi Juunana-gou!" She called to her cloud.

            "How many times do I have to tell you, my name is Dave?" Her cloud demanded.

            "I got you a present, Juunana-gou. Here ya go." SeaStorm said, strapping Seventeen's bandana around his neck.

            "Where the fuck's my bandana?" Seventeen's voice demanded.

            "Let's go!" SeaStorm called, as the clouds took off, following Vegeta and Goku.