The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Hey guys! Thanks for the reviews! Oh, and Meowm, I consulted my Japanese teacher and when writing 'Kusotarre' as plural it is known to add a 's' to the end to avoid confusion with readers. Also, I am aware what it means, it can mean either 'bastard' or 'asshole' and saying "You kusotarres (assholes/bastards)" is totally acceptable as it flows together. 

            "So Skittles, where is our first stop?" Yoli asked.

            "You mean your first victim? Someone in America, goes by the name 'DarkAngel'."

            "DA? Oh, how cool!" Nadia said.

            "What's so good 'bout angels?" George slurred.

            "Cool? Not very, she was safe when just writing a fiction that insults me, but when you write a lemon scene with an original character that just crosses the border…" Vegeta shuddered.

            "Woah! Lemon scenes get you into OFUD? I must have a life sentence!" Yoli grinned.

            "I don't even want to know what you're implying." Vegeta muttered.

            "I think she means she's written a lot of fics that involve you naked." J'dee offered.

            "Haven't we all?" Jeril added.

            "Nope, nope. Not listening. Lalalalalala!" Vegeta stuck his fingers in his ears and began to sing.

            "These two are coming with us to keep us from harm and misbehaving?" Washu asked incredulously as she looked at Vegeta; who had his fingers in his ears and was singing. Then she looked at Goku; who kept crashing into birds as his GameBoy was distracting him.

            "You three follow me. The other three follow Kakkorrot." Vegeta instructed, branching off from their usual route.

~*~

            'How am I supposed to write this lemon scene with my mum in the room?' DarkAngel pondered to herself.

            "I'm going to make lunch." DA's mother announced before leaving the room.

            "Finally." DA muttered, switching on her computer. "Shit!" She swore as a large object came flying through the window. Well, technically, four objects.

            "Yo DA!" Yoli greeted.

            "What are you…Vegeta!" DA squealed upon spotting the Saiyan Prince.

            "Is this her?" Vegeta demanded, looking at the girl.

            "Yup." J'dee nodded.

            "Well, do the speech then!" Vegeta instructed, folding his arms.

            "Uh…speech?" The three girls asked in confusion.

            "Do I have to do everything?" Vegeta sighed. "Remember the agents who explained to you…?"

            "Oh yeah!" Yoli grinned. "Well, Yolanda, you scare us. I mean, really scare us. So come with us quietly and we…"

            "They said that to you?" J'dee asked.

            "Not word for word, dumbass!" Vegeta shook his head in annoyance at Yoli.

            "Right, well, DA, you have crossed the…uh…border…" Nadia began.

            "Yeah, writing a Skittles/Original character lemon is bad!" Yoli scolded. "I read it, it was great!" Yoli whispered to DA.

            "Thanks!"

            "Get on with it!" Vegeta growled.

            "Hey Skittles, if I remember correctly, you growled like that in the lemon…nevermind." Yoli grinned.

            "So, you have been chosen to enrol in the Official Fanfiction University of DragonBall Z. You don't have to, but if you don't you won't be able to write anymore DragonBall Z fics." J'dee explained.

            "The University has three semesters which you have to graduate, then you get a spiffy looking 'DragonBall Z fic' card! Or so the brochure says." Yoli said.

            "Here are some papers you need to fill in. Oh, and if you're not truthful you have to live in a cell with Lunch lady Buu and Psychiatrist Cell." J'dee handed the papers to DarkAngel.

            "Once you've finished, a cloud will pick you up in five hours. Hopefully he won't be an alcoholic." Nadia looked pointedly at George.

            "Hey! I have issues!" George defended himself.

            "This…is…so…cool!" DA exclaimed jumping up and hugging the nearest person next to her- Vegeta. (What a coincidence!)

            "Woman, control yourself!" Vegeta huffed, disappearing from DA's grasp. "Myself and these sorry excuses for agents will see you in five hours." Vegeta explained. "Come on."

            "Bye DA!" Nadia said.

            "Seeya!" J'dee waved.

            "We're going? Oh crap! Here Fido!" Yoli ran around, looking for her cloud. He was under DA's desk chewing on someone's slipper. "Uh…sorry. Bye!"

A/N 2: Wow, this is a really short chapter! Sorry guys, had a slight case of writers block! I'll make it up to ya on the next chapter!