The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Helloooo! I have a confession; I have no idea who the guys can pick up (Goku's Group) so the first boy who is not yet in this fic to review with their physical description, name and personality type will be in the next chapter, as I am planning on giving Nadia a love interest (thanks to a reviewer for that idea!)
"Goku, I wish you'd hurry up!" Washu called back, irritated.
"Huh? But I'm on the last level of Wario Land…ouch!" Goku exclaimed, rubbing his head where he'd bumped into another telegraph pole.
"How you feeling, Juunana-gou?" SeaStorm asked her cloud tenderly.
"It's Dave damnit!" The cloud replied.
"Oh, Juunana-gou, you crack me up!" SeaStorm laughed.
"Goddamnit, it's Dave! I look nothing like that android!"
"Yes you do, you have his bandana on!" SeaStorm stuck her tongue out.
"Edna, what are you doing?" Jeril asked her cloud, looking at her suspiciously.
"Oh, just knitting you a teeth warmer, dear." The elderly cloud replied.
"A what…?" Jeril asked, confused.
"A teeth warmer! It keeps your teeth warm!"
"OK…hand over the mushrooms…"
"What? No way! They're mine!" Edna snapped.
"OK…OK! Kakkorrot, where are we headed now?" Jeril asked, holding her hands up in despair.
"This way!" Goku called happily.
~*~
"I'm bored!" Yoli whined.
"Yoli, we've only been waiting an hour." Nadia shot back.
"Four more hours to go?" Yoli asked, looking pale.
"Nope, just one. It took us three hours to get back here." J'dee explained.
"Another hour?" Yoli whined. "But I'm bored! I don't even have any special sauce left!"
"That's gross." J'dee looked at Yoli strangely.
"Hey, it was perfectly good sauce, just because it was stuck onto my head means nothing!" Yoli defended herself.
"Ugh." Nadia and J'dee shuddered.
"I'm bored."
"We know, Yoli!" Nadia sighed.
"But I really am. It's so boring here!"
"Yeah, we get it." J'dee muttered, looking annoyed.
"But it really is! I'm bored!"
"Girl, say that again and I will personally send you to the next dimension!" Vegeta boomed, Yoli's whiney voice grating on his nerves.
"Oooo, you promise to manhandle me, Skittles?" Yoli asked with a gleam in her eyes. "Damn, I'm bored!"
"Right, that's it." Vegeta fumed, wrapping his hand around Yoli's throat.
"Go on, do it! I'm dying from boredom as it is!"
"Grrr." Vegeta growled, tightening his grip.
"I'm…so…bored." Yoli gasped.
"Stop it!" Vegeta yelled, tightening his grip furthur.
"Bored." Yoli choked out.
"Woah, Vegeta, Yoli, I'm sure we can work this out. We're all tired and bored." Nadia cringed as Vegeta squeezed harder on Yoli's neck when she mentioned 'bored'.
"Vegeta, you don't want to do this. Yoli's not a bad person. She's really…and she's…and…" J'dee paused. "She's young!"
"Yeah, besides, Seventeen wouldn't like you killing off a student!" Nadia said hurriedly as Yoli's face began to turn blue.
"Like I give a shit what that android thinks." Vegeta muttered, but let go off Yoli nonetheless.
"Ack…woo…that…" Yoli gasped out, trying to catch her breath.
"You're lucky I didn't snap your neck, brat." Vegeta muttered.
"Woo! I got manhandled and nearly choked to death by Skittles, the one and only! Thank ya!" Yoli grinned, hugging Vegeta's legs as she was sat on the floor.
"Why you…"
"Woah, woah. Back, Yoli, back." Nadia pushed her friend off of the angry Saiyan.
"Hey guys! Did I miss much?" Joe called, joining the group.
"Joe, hi!" Nadia greeted her friend.
"Aren't you supposed to be in class?" Vegeta demanded.
"Yeah…but I fainted and they gave me a free period."
"You fainted? Why?" Yoli asked.
"I fainted when I saw who was taking over Roshi's class." Joe grinned at the memory.
"Who was it?" J'dee inquired.
"The lovely Eighteen." Joe's eyes took on a distant look.
"Oh. Well we went and saw DA! She's coming here 'cos she wrote an original character/Skittles lemon." Nadia explained. "Joe?"
"It was a good one aswell!" Yoli smirked. "No, I lie! I lie! It was evil and horrible and a threat to society!" Yoli retracted her statement when Vegeta raised his arm.
"And the best bit is; I'm the only boy in the class!" Joe grinned. "Oh the possibilities!"
"Ooo, ooo! DA's here!" Yoli jumped up and down excitedly as she saw a cloud in the distance.
"Hey DA!" The four students greeted as DarkAngel crash-landed.
"Shit, that hurt." DA exclaimed rubbing her butt.
"Um…interesting cloud…" Joe looked at the brightly coloured pink and yellow spots covering the cloud.
"Yeah, we kinda had an accident. Miss Bitch decided to take a detour through a paint factory." DA looked down at her cloud unimpressed,
"Well maybe you shouldn't have name me 'Miss Bitch'!" The cloud shot back.
"What? It's cool!" DA stated.
"As much as I love clouds tearing apart their pathetic owners, you need to check into the University." Vegeta said.
"Hi." DA looked at Vegeta with hearts in her eyes. "I'm DA."
"Right, follow me." Vegeta stood up.
"Hi. I'm DA." DarkAngel repeated.
"Yes, we've already established that. You four can get back to class and stop playing hookey." Vegeta ordered.
"But…but…they make me work!" Yoli moaned.
"Hi. I'm DA." DarkAngel looked up at Vegeta and smiled.
"Follow me." Vegeta sighed, heading towards the 'Receptionist's Office'. "Are you allergic to anything? Or have any diseases we should know about?" Vegeta took a slight step back upon mentioning the latter.
"Hi. I'm
DA."
"O…K." Vegeta waved a gloved hand in front of DA's face. "What day is it?"
"Hi. I'm DA."
"Right, how old are you?"
"Hi. I'm DA."
"Great, just great." Vegeta muttered, as he re-directed DarkAngel to the nurses' office.