The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Hey everyone! Uh, Saiyjin Girl, I'd love to be in ya fic! I dunno where your board thingy is though O.o Well, I'll tell you here;

Looks: Shoulder-length dark brown hair

Dark brown eyes

4'9-5'0 (It depends what mood I'm in, lol)

I usually wear baggy jeans and huge t-shirts/black shirts

Personality: Uh…I is very very sarcastic. I laugh at people when they're in great pain or embarrassed. I have tendencies to break silence by screaming for no reason or saying 'beep beep, brum brum' when I'm bored. I rant about rabid sponges and the oh-powerful toaster. I'm an atheist. I listen to Punk Rock music. I'm very obsessive and very possessive (hey I can rhyme!) and I love bananas. Of course, I want Vegeta to end up in ma room! What kinda question is that, ya silly girl!

Damn, last chapter's author's note was long! I mean long! So, I'ma just shut up now and give you Chapter 45!

            "Excuse me, are you Nadia Goodyear?" A girl with brown-black hair and brown eyes tapped Yoli on the shoulder.

            "Huh, me? Nah, I'm too weird. This is Nadia." Yoli pointed to her friend.

            "Oh, hi. I'm Sarya-san and I hear you have an alcoholic cloud?"

            "What? Oh no, what's George done now?" Nadia sighed in exasperation.

            "Oh nothing! I was just wondering, you must have a lot of empty bottles just lying around, right?" Sarya-san asked hopefully.

            "Well…yeah. Mostly whiskey, he seems to be partial to that." Nadia shook her head, not quite believing she was discussing her dysfunctional cloud's addiction. "Why?"

            "I was wondering if I could use them? I'm doing a…um…project and it involves a lot of bottles."

            "Oh, well sure. You're in my 'Basic Rules Of Fanfiction' class for periods five and six, right? At the back, two desks over?" Nadia asked.

            "Yeah! OK then, I'll get them off you in periods five and six! Seeya…oof!" Sarya-san coughed as she fell over, the wind knocked out of her.

            "Sorry!" A girl from Yoli's spelling class, Burenda, apologised. "I'm in a hurry, someone's selling 'How To Catch Bardock In Five Minutes' kits in the left wing." She explained, running off again.

            "Ow. Bye then." Sarya-san waved as she made her way to periods three and four.

            "We better be off aswell." Nadia said as the bell rang.

            "Damn, I hate 'Couplings'!" Yoli muttered, following Nadia.

~*~

            "Let's start with the basics. Would any of you ingrates like to explain to me why Pan/Trunks couplings are not acceptable?" Bardock paced in front of the classroom, a pointing stick held in his hand.

            "Looks like someone missed their toasted bagel and cream cheese with cucumber this morning." Nadia whispered to Yoli.

            "I know and that stick is scaring me. He hasn't got anything to point at, so he must be on a power-trip!" Yoli eyed the stick warily.

            "You there, with the stupid hat on." Bardock pointed to a student wearing an average baseball cap, causing the students in the front row to duck as the stick went sailing over their heads.

            "Um…they're stupid because Pan's mine!" The boy foolishly said.

            "Nu uh!" A girl stood up abruptly. "They're stupid because Trunks is mine!"

            "You're all wrong!" Nadia stood up to put in her two cents. "It's a trick question! Pan/Trunks fics aren't stupid, they're great with the best lemons!"

            "Wrong, wrong, wrong!" Bardock boomed, hitting the desk in front of him with his stick on each 'wrong', causing the students to lean backwards as far as they could to protect their fingers. "They are ridiculous because of the huge age gap."

            "But that's what makes the lemons so good!" Nadia hissed to Yoli, who nodded in agreement.

            "Ah, Burenda, nice to see you could make it." Bardock's voice dripped in sarcasm as Burenda came bursting through the door.

            "Really? It's nice? Aw, I knew you loved me!" Burneda grinned from ear to ear.

            "Sit down." Bardock ordered. "Now, why are Vegeta/Chi Chi fics ridiculous?"

            "What? Who the hell wrote that? This is an outrage!" Yoli stood up.

            "Yeah, like fuck he'd choose that harpy!" Nadia joined her friend.

            "They're not ridiculous, because on what we guess, Chi Chi's behaviour is very similar to a Saiyan's. She, Videl and Bulma have that part of them in common; their feistiness and I don't think it's a coincidence that the three strongest Saiyan's choose them as mates." Charlotte, the University's swot, sat down in satisfaction after her speech.

            "You're wrong. It is ridiculous." Bardock stated simply. "Now who can…"

            "What?" Charlotte stood up again. "How am I wrong?"

            "Because you are. Now sit down!" Bardock yelled.

            "Muwhahaha. That showed her." Nadia whispered. "Yoli…Yoli? You OK, you look kinda green."

            "Ugh, I just had a gross image involving Bardock." Yoli shuddered involuntarily.

            "What?" Nadia practically screamed.

            "I can't help it! He's so Skittles-like! But then I see his face and he looks like that fool Kakkarot and I start to feel sick and…ugh." Yoli shuddered again. "Damn, I'm confused."

            "Aw, it's OK. It's just a phase, I'm sure it'll pass."

            "I hope so!" Yoli muttered.

            "Here, this'll help!" Nadia grinned, pulling out some Chibi Vegeta manga causing both girls to squeal in delight.

            "And that is why Master Roshi/Piccolo fics are ridiculous and, not to mention, disgusting." Bardock finished.

~*~

            "Yo, Sarya-san! Here are the…uh…bottles…you…asked for." Nadia heaved the huge bag of whiskey bottles onto Sarya-san's desk with great difficulty.

            "Thanks!" Sarya-san smiled.

            "No problem, what're you gonna do with them?"

            "Oh…nothing…it's just a project." Sarya-san shrugged non-commitedly.

            "Oh…k." Nadia returned to her desk. "That girl is plotting something." Nadia whispered to Yoli.

            "Mhhhm, that's nice." Yoli said absent-mindedly, too caught up in the Chibi Vegeta manga.

~*~

            "Oh Nadia, come over here!" Yoli gestured for her friend to join her at the window. "Skittles is about to take a shower!"

            "This is wrong." Nadia shook her head. "Now this is better!" She grinned, pulling the binoculars up to her face.

            "Hey, where's he going?" Yoli demanded, as she saw Vegeta leave his room.

            "Aw, that's not fair!" Nadia muttered, putting the binoculars back into her drawer.

            "Hey, it's my birthday next week!" Yoli grinned, after checking out the calendar.

            "Really? Ooo, we'll have to throw you a really cool party!"

            "A surprise costume party?" Yoli asked hopefully.

            "Sure…but, how can it be surprise if I've just told you?" Nadia looked at Yoli in confusion.

            "I'll pretend I'm surprised!" Yoli did her best 'surprised' look.

            "Ok, it can be surprise." Nadia laughed.

            "Shhh!" Yoli hissed. "What's that?"

            "It's coming from the hall!" Nadia whispered, following Yoli as she crept to the door and held her ear there.

            "Grrr, I'll get you, Bubbles. Oh yeah, Buttercup? Well I never liked you either! And Blossom, that ribbon is ugly!" Nadia and Yoli heard the voice mutter. "I know your secret- you're evil aren't you? The evil PowerPuff Girls! I knew it!"

            "Is that…?" Yoli trailed off.

            "Only one way to find out." Nadia said, as she opened the door.