The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Hey guys. Some bad (or good, depending whether you think I suck big, hairy dick or not) news. I'll be away from 17th-24th of August me thinks, so no updates. Oh, and this chapter is really…perverted and, well, crude, so I suggest if you don't like that then not to read! Ack, when is OFUD not perverted and crude? Anywho, here's Chapter 46!

            "S-s-skittles?" Yoli managed to choke out.

            "Ow! Blossom, you're so mean!" Vegeta whimpered in his sleep. He was dressed in some black boxers and hitting the air around him as if having a nightmare.

            "Wow, all sleepwalking, all sleeptalking Veggie came to our bedroom dressed in his boxers." Nadia grinned.

            "Where the fuck is my camera?" Yoli hissed, tearing the dorm apart. She emerged with a video-recorder and a camera. She handed Nadia the video-recorder. "Say cheese."

            "Damn PowerPuff Girls, I'll teach you to mess with the Prince of all Saiya-jins!" Vegeta threatened, powering up to SSJ.

            "Wow, ya know Yoli, now would be the perfect time to solve the biggest question in DragonBall Z history." Nadia grinned. "Do all Saiyans' hair turn yellow?"

            "Only one way to find out!" Yoli crept towards Vegeta silently, her arms outstretched. However, in her excitement, she tripped over her own feet and fell over, causing the camera to go off, emitting the bright light of the flash.

            "Ha, not so tough now are you Bubb…what?" Vegeta rubbed his eyes, waking up.

            "Damn stupid feet! This'll teach you to mess with me!" Yoli began to punch her feet. "Ow."

            "Oh…hey Prince Vegeta, sir." Nadia grinned, quickly hiding the video-recorder behind her back.

            "What the hell am I doing here in the middle of the night, and why are you two ogling me?" Vegeta demanded, looking down at Yoli who'd stop beating on her feet and was trying to see through Vegeta's boxers.

            "Because you're in your underwear, and although it doesn't leave much to the mind, I still have to imagine the most important anatomy of your body." Yoli sighed.

            "Hmph, keep imaging, brat, because this is the closest you'll ever get to seeing the Prince of all Saiya-jins naked." Vegeta re-thought that statement, remembering the videos they'd seen. "In the flesh, that is." He added.

            "Damn!" Nadia muttered, as if she thought Vegeta would suddenly do a strip tease for her right there. "Say, Vegeta, how much does alcohol affect you?"

            "Hmph, as if a weakling, earth substance could weaken me." Vegeta scoffed, folding his arms.

            "Uh…Vegeta, you're still in your underwear…" Yoli trailed off, drowning in her own perverted images.

            "I am quite aware of that, brat. Hmph, I don't see why Earthling's seem to have a fixation on clothes anyway." Vegeta shook his head.

            "Me neither. In fact, let's just forget that stupid tradition and strip right now. You first." Nadia grinned, hoping to fool the Saiyan into getting naked.

            "Hmph, like you could handle seeing me naked. I am, after all, the Prince of all Saiya-jins and seeing me naked would just overload your senses and send you into a six month coma, in which when you finally do recover you will awaken as a stuttering wreck." Vegeta smirked.

            "I don't mind, it's a small price to pay!" Nadia pleaded. "Uh…it seems Yoli's already there." Nadia looked down at her friend who was sat cross-legged in the hall, eyes fixated on Vegeta's groin.

            "Brat, brat!" Vegeta snapped his fingers in front of Yoli's face.

            "Huh? Oh hey Skit'! I was just…uh…" Yoli was lost for words (for once!).

"Yes, I know, you were staring at my groin." Vegeta stated simply.

            "I…uh…" Yoli blushed and began punching her feet again.

            "Hmph, not that I blame you, I am gorgeous." Vegeta smirked.

            "Yes you are." Nadia sighed, leaning on the doorframe.

            "Well, as much as I enjoy conversing with weakling brats such as yourself dressed only in my underwear, I think I'll leave." Vegeta said sarcastically. "The shorter brat is creeping me out with her insaneness and tendencies to ogle me." Vegeta added to Nadia, pointing to Yoli who'd taken on a glazed-over expression.

            "Oh…my…God." Nadia breathed, watching Vegeta walk away. Well, watching his arse anyway.

            "Oh yes, I'm going to sleep well tonight." Yoli stretched, coming out of her glazed state.

            "Me too." Nadia smirked, putting the video-recorder into her drawer and climbing into bed. "Yoli?"

            "Mmm?" Yoli asked, pulling her bedspread around her.

            "Why's Vegeta afraid of PowerPuff Girls?"

            "Dunno, must be some childhood thing. Maybe that's why he detests Frieza so much, because he made poor Skittles watch PowerPuff Girls re-runs." Yoli suggested.

            "Yeah, or maybe he actually met the PowerPuff Girls and they were bitches to him!" Nadia speculated.

            "Psssh, yeah right Nadia. PowerPuff Girls aren't real!" Yoli scoffed.

            "Hey, DragonBall Z isn't, I mean wasn't, either!" Nadia defended herself.

            "Nu uh, I always knew DragonBall Z was real!" Yoli stated. "Dragon, dragon, rock the dragon, DragonBall Z!" Yoli sang happily.

            "Or, maybe his mum and dad thought 'Geta was gonna be a girl and decorated his nursery as PowerPuff Girls and it gave him nightmares!" Nadia concluded.

            "Yeah, that's a good one! Or maybe, he had a dog, and this dog kept eating his PowerPuff Girls action figures, and they decided to get their own back, and the dog wasn't strong enough, and the PowerPuff Girls ate Fluffy, and…."

            "Fluffy?" Nadia asked.

            "Skittles' dog! Keep up woman! Anyways, they ate Fluffy, and Vegeta found his poor dog's tail hanging out of that bitch, Bubbles' mouth and he started to cry but the PowerPuff Girls just sat there and mocked Chibi Vegeta so he cried some more and they kicked him and made fun of his hair and…poor Fluffy!" Yoli wailed, wiping away her tears. "Chibi Vegeta, ignore them, I like your hair!" Yoli yelled between sobs.

            "Yoli…?" Nadia asked tentatively.

            "Y-y-yes?" Yoli sniffled.

            "You scare me. You scare me a lot." Nadia admitted.

            "Nadia, have you met my mum?" Yoli asked, her voice back to normal.

            "Uh…no. Why?"

            "No reason, except she says that. She says 'Yoli, honey, you scare me. You scare the shit out of me.'"