Hola' I'm Kairi, this is my FIRST Yu-Gi-Oh! fic so go easy on me. There is
Shounen-Ai in here so if you don't like that PLEASE stop reading!!!
Couples - *YamixYuugi*, *BakuraxRyou*, JouxSeto, MarikxMalik, a little YamixSeto, and an even smaller amount of YuugixBakura.
I don't own anything! Cept' the fangirls and boys!!!!
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"Ah, what to wear?" Yami tossed through his clothes while his hikari, Yuugi, sat back and watched irritably.
"Maybe you shouldn't wear anything, I'm sure Seto would love that." Yuugi said sarcastically, sure it was out of character, but it was part of the new personality he had recently gained. Why? Why had the cute, innocent boy changed so much?
Two
Words.
Heartbreak.
And by whom was the young one's heart broken? Yami. An easy to guess answer.
"Yuugi," Yami chuckled softly, feeling his face slight grow red, he knew Seto would probably like that, "This is serious, I want to look good!"
Yuugi laid back on the bed and sighed deeply, and not to mention loudly, heck, Jou probably heard that and he lived about a mile away! "Just wear your usual outfit, the leather and all, I'm sure 'Dearest Seto- Kun' will find you to be simply dashing!"
More sarcasm, heh, never gets old. Yami didn't even notice it anymore, he seemed to ignore his hikari's new attitude, this just made Yuugi feel worse. And it was because he loved Yami, he always had and always will, he was sure of that. Even if his feelings were never returned. Yuugi closed his eyes and waited for his Yami to leave before raising himself up to go wander, as usual. Of course, maybe not, he paused at the front door before making up his mind. It was probably safer to stay home, being that it was Saturday, no school meant lots of kids...Mostly Fan Girls.
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Pimp it!!! Chapter 1 -
'Whooooa, you're a chik?'
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Evil! Them and Fan boys....I quickly decided to call up a few friends instead, or rather, everyone besides Kaiba and Yami. That was a bit safer, unless Anzu shows up and glomps the boy to death, I shuddered, she was a fate worse than death, at least sometimes, other times she was really cool, a good pillow or body guard, sometimes even an umbrella! I felt myself smirk, knowing that was a very mean way to think of a friend. I took a glance out the window before turning to find his Cell Phone, there stood a few girls looking in, without thinking, much, I dived down to the floor, hoping they hadn't seen me...Otherwise...Ah, scary, scary!!!
Now, maybe you're wondering, 'Why is Yuugi so afraid of the outside world?' As I said before, there was no school today, Saturday was the day all of 'The King of Games' fans to come requesting a date. Well, before a year ago I was a bit dorky, cute, well duh, I have high-self esteem! But yea, anyway, I was a dork, and then suddenly I grew up! Thank Ra, or rather that selfish Yami for that one. He made me realize that not everything in the world is shiny and probably tastes good with sugar.
Heh, I mean... Anyway, about a half-hour and 12 phone calls later...Or maybe I stretched that? Anyway, Bakura and Ryou walked in, and of course Bakura didn't look all too pleased to be here. I sighed and walked over to the two, greeting them sweetly, as usual, that's when Bakura noticed. Yea, Bakura, not Ryou, which was very unexpected.
"Why are you acting like sucha brat?" He asked unblinkingly.
I snorted, what did it matter?
"It's 'cause of the Pharaoh right?" Bakura laughed, "You're so weak."
Ryou, who obviously wasn't very happy with any of this, quickly silenced him, "Did something happen Yuugi?" He asked kindly, making me feel a bit better.
"Kaiba happened."
"Hah I knew it! You crush on the Pharaoh, and he doesn't want you!!" Bakura began to laugh hysterically, now, back in the day I probably would have cried, but now I just raised an eyebrow and attempted to say something equally mean back to him, but then, I felt myself being attacked. I was flung backword, painfully, and into the arms of - Jou!!
"Yuug'! What's up?!?" He looked so happy, although, I could tell the boy was also in pain, he had a thing for Kaiba.
"Nothing Jou."
"He's just crying over his lost love..." Bakura laughed again, batting his eyebrows, causing Ryou to frown.
"Ah, Yami eh? Well, why don't you just steal em' from that jerk?" Jou said with mock happiness, although I could tell it hurt for him to talk about Kaiba.
"Hah, he'd get mad if I started flirting with him..." I started, but Bakura cut me off.
"Damn it kid! Think! You're one of the most popular guys in all- of Japan! Use some random chik and make him jealous!" Bakura yelled angrily, it was rather funny how he could go from, angry, to happy, to mean...
"My god! That's a great idea! Do it Yuug'!" Jou shouted excitedly, does he ever calm down?
Well let me think here, I could do this...I am super hott now, I mean, why deny it? Hehe, anyway, I'm not sure it would help anything, but maybe it would take my mind off him!
"Alright, I'll do it." I said with a sigh, "Why don't I leave it to you guys to hook me up?"
Bakura's lips thinned, as did his eyes, I could tell he was planning something...
"I will NOT sleep with anyone, maybe kiss, that's it!"
I stopped, remembering that it would be my FIRST kiss! I wanted to save myself for Yami! Wait...It's not like virginity....not at all.... Bakura walked to the door and opened it, showing off not only about 20 Fans, but Malik and Marik. They walked in, and straight up to my room, I didn't really wanna think about that...so instead I walked to the door, muttered "Pick." to Bakura and looked out the door, smirking all the while.
"That one, perfect!" He beckoned to a random girl in the crowd, I got a good look at her. She was pretty, long red hair, green eyes, a NICE body, except she was rather flat, but...Wait....Flat...
"Hello, my name is Yuuki, I was just passing by and..."
Bakura grabbed him and whispered something in her ear, and she nodded. It was odd, I felt as though I've met this girl before...
"Yuugi, hello, I'll pretend to be your boyfriend to help you win over this 'Yami' guy."
She...I mean HE winked. HE!!!! Ahhhh! It's a he? I knew that I knew him, He's THE Yuuki! He's very famous among the fan girls, no wonder they were swarming around here!
The boy called 'Yuuki' waved his arm infront of my face, his eyes closed, "Although you must know you can only use me for a day or two. Any time longer and I'm afraid our fans might murder us, and each other."
I laughed, ok, this guys cool, I can deal with this. Alright, maybe not, I looked over to Bakura who was now dragging two more girls in plus that Duke Devlin freak, who know why he's here?
"Brat, don't think this is over yet, Yuuki there is your 'mock' boyfriend, these two girls here, are your 'mock' girlfriends, Duke will be taking you shopping, or rather, you and I." Bakura smirked, and I shuddered.
"Why you too?" I asked unhappily.
"To convince Yami, I shall act as your boyfriend."
Tell me I didn't hear that...
Tell me Ryou won't kill me...
TELL ME THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!!!
"Shall we go?" He took my arm in his and dragged me out the door, I turned to see Ryou waving, unhappily, I just shrugged. Wow, this turned out to be a much differen't day than what I expected. And who knows? Yami and Seto might even be at the same mall as us...
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Yo, how'd you like it so far? There's lots of OOC-ness I apologize for that, and the boy-girl with red hair thing, I think you allllll know who I based him on...
Hint YU YU HAKUSHO!! And the name is taken from Yuuki Sohma off of Fruits Basket.
Heheh, I probably won't use him for long, it's more of a gag, this IS a humor fic you know!
ReVIew!
Couples - *YamixYuugi*, *BakuraxRyou*, JouxSeto, MarikxMalik, a little YamixSeto, and an even smaller amount of YuugixBakura.
I don't own anything! Cept' the fangirls and boys!!!!
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"Ah, what to wear?" Yami tossed through his clothes while his hikari, Yuugi, sat back and watched irritably.
"Maybe you shouldn't wear anything, I'm sure Seto would love that." Yuugi said sarcastically, sure it was out of character, but it was part of the new personality he had recently gained. Why? Why had the cute, innocent boy changed so much?
Two
Words.
Heartbreak.
And by whom was the young one's heart broken? Yami. An easy to guess answer.
"Yuugi," Yami chuckled softly, feeling his face slight grow red, he knew Seto would probably like that, "This is serious, I want to look good!"
Yuugi laid back on the bed and sighed deeply, and not to mention loudly, heck, Jou probably heard that and he lived about a mile away! "Just wear your usual outfit, the leather and all, I'm sure 'Dearest Seto- Kun' will find you to be simply dashing!"
More sarcasm, heh, never gets old. Yami didn't even notice it anymore, he seemed to ignore his hikari's new attitude, this just made Yuugi feel worse. And it was because he loved Yami, he always had and always will, he was sure of that. Even if his feelings were never returned. Yuugi closed his eyes and waited for his Yami to leave before raising himself up to go wander, as usual. Of course, maybe not, he paused at the front door before making up his mind. It was probably safer to stay home, being that it was Saturday, no school meant lots of kids...Mostly Fan Girls.
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Pimp it!!! Chapter 1 -
'Whooooa, you're a chik?'
- - - -
Evil! Them and Fan boys....I quickly decided to call up a few friends instead, or rather, everyone besides Kaiba and Yami. That was a bit safer, unless Anzu shows up and glomps the boy to death, I shuddered, she was a fate worse than death, at least sometimes, other times she was really cool, a good pillow or body guard, sometimes even an umbrella! I felt myself smirk, knowing that was a very mean way to think of a friend. I took a glance out the window before turning to find his Cell Phone, there stood a few girls looking in, without thinking, much, I dived down to the floor, hoping they hadn't seen me...Otherwise...Ah, scary, scary!!!
Now, maybe you're wondering, 'Why is Yuugi so afraid of the outside world?' As I said before, there was no school today, Saturday was the day all of 'The King of Games' fans to come requesting a date. Well, before a year ago I was a bit dorky, cute, well duh, I have high-self esteem! But yea, anyway, I was a dork, and then suddenly I grew up! Thank Ra, or rather that selfish Yami for that one. He made me realize that not everything in the world is shiny and probably tastes good with sugar.
Heh, I mean... Anyway, about a half-hour and 12 phone calls later...Or maybe I stretched that? Anyway, Bakura and Ryou walked in, and of course Bakura didn't look all too pleased to be here. I sighed and walked over to the two, greeting them sweetly, as usual, that's when Bakura noticed. Yea, Bakura, not Ryou, which was very unexpected.
"Why are you acting like sucha brat?" He asked unblinkingly.
I snorted, what did it matter?
"It's 'cause of the Pharaoh right?" Bakura laughed, "You're so weak."
Ryou, who obviously wasn't very happy with any of this, quickly silenced him, "Did something happen Yuugi?" He asked kindly, making me feel a bit better.
"Kaiba happened."
"Hah I knew it! You crush on the Pharaoh, and he doesn't want you!!" Bakura began to laugh hysterically, now, back in the day I probably would have cried, but now I just raised an eyebrow and attempted to say something equally mean back to him, but then, I felt myself being attacked. I was flung backword, painfully, and into the arms of - Jou!!
"Yuug'! What's up?!?" He looked so happy, although, I could tell the boy was also in pain, he had a thing for Kaiba.
"Nothing Jou."
"He's just crying over his lost love..." Bakura laughed again, batting his eyebrows, causing Ryou to frown.
"Ah, Yami eh? Well, why don't you just steal em' from that jerk?" Jou said with mock happiness, although I could tell it hurt for him to talk about Kaiba.
"Hah, he'd get mad if I started flirting with him..." I started, but Bakura cut me off.
"Damn it kid! Think! You're one of the most popular guys in all- of Japan! Use some random chik and make him jealous!" Bakura yelled angrily, it was rather funny how he could go from, angry, to happy, to mean...
"My god! That's a great idea! Do it Yuug'!" Jou shouted excitedly, does he ever calm down?
Well let me think here, I could do this...I am super hott now, I mean, why deny it? Hehe, anyway, I'm not sure it would help anything, but maybe it would take my mind off him!
"Alright, I'll do it." I said with a sigh, "Why don't I leave it to you guys to hook me up?"
Bakura's lips thinned, as did his eyes, I could tell he was planning something...
"I will NOT sleep with anyone, maybe kiss, that's it!"
I stopped, remembering that it would be my FIRST kiss! I wanted to save myself for Yami! Wait...It's not like virginity....not at all.... Bakura walked to the door and opened it, showing off not only about 20 Fans, but Malik and Marik. They walked in, and straight up to my room, I didn't really wanna think about that...so instead I walked to the door, muttered "Pick." to Bakura and looked out the door, smirking all the while.
"That one, perfect!" He beckoned to a random girl in the crowd, I got a good look at her. She was pretty, long red hair, green eyes, a NICE body, except she was rather flat, but...Wait....Flat...
"Hello, my name is Yuuki, I was just passing by and..."
Bakura grabbed him and whispered something in her ear, and she nodded. It was odd, I felt as though I've met this girl before...
"Yuugi, hello, I'll pretend to be your boyfriend to help you win over this 'Yami' guy."
She...I mean HE winked. HE!!!! Ahhhh! It's a he? I knew that I knew him, He's THE Yuuki! He's very famous among the fan girls, no wonder they were swarming around here!
The boy called 'Yuuki' waved his arm infront of my face, his eyes closed, "Although you must know you can only use me for a day or two. Any time longer and I'm afraid our fans might murder us, and each other."
I laughed, ok, this guys cool, I can deal with this. Alright, maybe not, I looked over to Bakura who was now dragging two more girls in plus that Duke Devlin freak, who know why he's here?
"Brat, don't think this is over yet, Yuuki there is your 'mock' boyfriend, these two girls here, are your 'mock' girlfriends, Duke will be taking you shopping, or rather, you and I." Bakura smirked, and I shuddered.
"Why you too?" I asked unhappily.
"To convince Yami, I shall act as your boyfriend."
Tell me I didn't hear that...
Tell me Ryou won't kill me...
TELL ME THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!!!
"Shall we go?" He took my arm in his and dragged me out the door, I turned to see Ryou waving, unhappily, I just shrugged. Wow, this turned out to be a much differen't day than what I expected. And who knows? Yami and Seto might even be at the same mall as us...
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Yo, how'd you like it so far? There's lots of OOC-ness I apologize for that, and the boy-girl with red hair thing, I think you allllll know who I based him on...
Hint YU YU HAKUSHO!! And the name is taken from Yuuki Sohma off of Fruits Basket.
Heheh, I probably won't use him for long, it's more of a gag, this IS a humor fic you know!
ReVIew!