The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Damn, last chapters ending was so…so…bland, I apologise. Oh, and sorry to those who thought the previous chapter was so short, which is why I've written this straight away. Then again, this isn't that long anyway. Just think of it as a whole chapter split into two or something. Anywho, Chapter 50;

            "Costume party at dorm 14L!" Nadia called in the corridor, posting up flyers.

            "Wow, this is gonna be so cool!" DA commented, sticking a flyer over a fire alarm.

            "I know!" Jeril grinned, who was helping out.

            "Is this allowed? I mean, did you ask permission?" S'rac, a friend of DA's, asked.

            "Uh…permission?" Nadia looked confused. "Um…not really, but its our dorm, right?"

            "Exactly!" DA said.

            "Won't people notice it, though?" Jeril asked.

            "Hey, we can't get done, Vegeta's gonna be their!" Nadia pointed to the part of the flyer that said 'Special Guest: Super Hunk, Super Saiyan, Super Yummy Vegeta.' for extra emphasis.

            "Well I'm there!" Jeril said gleefully.

            "Me too." S'rac added.

            "Great, all you need is costumes!"

~*~

            "Hurry, Nadia!" Yoli prodded her friend, who was lying on her bed.

            "What? I've just posted a thousand flyers, and I'm tired!" Nadia moaned.

            "Emergency V.I.T.B meeting!" Yoli rummaged around for her shoes.

            "Are we finally gonna change the name? 'Vegeta Is The Best' just seems so…bland." Nadia made a face as she put on her trainers.

            "Hopefully. Apparently, we need to get back at the G.I.T.B club, they've done something really bad. According to Vega, anyway."

            "Besides, the name is just too much like the Kakkarot's club name. I mean, 'Vegeta Is The Best' and 'Kakkarot Is The Best', it sounds like we're allies." Nadia said, still hung up about the name.

            "C'mon." Yoli ushered Nadia out of the dorm room, locking it behind them. They approached the stair case, then walked backwards exactly five steps. Then they turned clockwise 270 degrees, tapped on the wall twice and crawled through the opening that had appeared.

            "Please state your business." A robotic voice demanded, once they had reached the club's doorway.

            "Emergency meeting called to defend our Prince against that third-class baka. Vegeta fan 1008 and 1023 reporting." Yoli called through the intercom.

            "Quote for the thousand realm, please." The voice referred to the traditional quote that each 'realm' had to recite. The quote differed, depending on whether it was the unit, ten, hundred or thousand realm. (ie. 0009, 0027, 0376, 3456)

            "'I am a warrior, not a variety of flower.'" Yoli recited.

            "Access approved." The robotic voice came, accompanied by a loud 'swish' noise as the doors opened.

            "Hey guys!" Nadia called as she saw that the whole club were already seated in their traditional 'V' shape.

            "Hi, 1008 and 1023, take your seats please." Vega, the club founder and oldest student in OFUD, greeted.

            "So, what have those fools done now?" Yoli demanded, herself and Nadia taking a seat next to Jeril.

            "Wait a minute…where's the shrine?" Nadia demanded, an ugly thought entering her head.

            "Yes, it is true." Vega sighed. "I was waiting for you two to arrive before telling everyone. As 1023 pointed out, G.I.T.B have stolen the sacred shrine."

            "What?" Yoli demanded, amid lots of gasps and curses.

            "But…but…the shrine has been here since the beginning of OFUD, along with Vega-sama! This is an outrage, the shrine has never been moved! Who knows what experiments they're conducting on the shrine right this moment!" Jeril commented.

            "I am aware of all these points, 1942." Vega sighed. "The shrine contains every picture, clip, figurine and other merchandise based on our Prince. We even had the bubble machine! I am not sure what the G.I.T.B's will have done. They are very unpredictable at these times, I will give them that." Vega shook her head.

            "I won't stand for this!" Nadia got out of her chair. "We won't stand for this!"

            "Yeah! I may have only been here a month, but it is a disgrace to us all to have a G.I.T.B even look at the shrine, let alone steal it!" DA stood up.

            "There's only one way to get even." Yoli smirked. "I say we go undercover. A few of us can resort to being a…a…G.I.T.B." Yoli paused as the members gasped at her proposal. "And we get the shrine back, it is the only way. We must make sacrifices for our Prince!" Yoli grinned as the members cheered. "Once we have the shrine, we will take their sacred carrot, and make them a nice carrot soup as a peace offering!"

            "Yeah!" Nadia cheered.

            "That is an excellent idea." Vega grinned. "Thank you for both volunteering, you are truly V.I.T.Bs."

            "Woah, I didn't say anything about volunteering!" Yoli said hurriedly.

            "No, we'd have to sit at the Kakkarot table and call him G…G…Go…Gok…Gokewer, I can't even say it!" Nadia protested.

            "That's a shame." Vega smiled. "I'm sure there'd be a huge reward in it."

            "Like being Vice-presidents?" Yoli asked hopefully, her eyes gleaming.

            "And more." Vega smiled.

            "Well…" Nadia and Yoli looked at each other. "We'll do it!"

            "Good." Vega smiled as the members cheered. "Let's celebrate."

~*~     

            "Oh, hey Joe! Hows it going?" Nadia greeted her friend, who had visited her dorm.

            "Hey guys! I've been thinking…"

            "Woah, don't strain yourself." Yoli joked, from where she was sat on the bed next to Sai.

            "Haha." Joe stuck his tongue out at Yoli. "I think its time we went on a school trip!"

            "Why? They're soooo boring!" Sai said.

            "Yeah, and they make us learn stuff!" Yoli added.

            "What if it wasn't boring, and we learnt nothing?" Joe asked excitedly.

            "Well, I'd say that's almost as good as forgetting something we'd learnt!" Yoli grinned.

            "But where the hell can this trip take place?" Nadia asked.

            "We can go camping!"

A/N2: Woah, lotsa things happening now! Wow, that V.I.T.B club is freaky! Fun, but freaky! Poor Nadia and Yoli, having to be Go…Go…Go…Gok…Kakkarot fans .