The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Ack, first I kept pondering whether Vegeta wears socks, now I'm wondering if he likes bananas *shrugz* it's a mystery. Anywho, here's Chapter 51;

            "Camping? Last time I went camping, it rained! I was stuck in the company of my dad and brother in the rain, in the middle of nowhere. Camping is not fun!" Nadia looked at Joe as if he'd just grown another head.

            "Maybe it's not fun with your family, but have you ever been camping with the Z team?" Joe grinned.

            "Oooo, spiffy idea! You are the shiznick!" DA complimented.

            "Psssh, I doubt Skittles will want to come camping with us. But I can dream." Yoli said wistfully.

            "No, but Kakkarot may agree to it." Nadia smirked devilishly.

            "Speaking of that baka, when are you going undercover?" DA asked.

            "Undercover?" Joe looked confused.

            "Me and Yoli have the privilege of going undercover as Kakkarot fans to get back our Vegeta shrine and steal their sacred carrot." Nadia informed.

            "Right…" Joe nodded along.

            "In fact, we're supposed to be undercover now! We can practise on the way to the Games Room, that's where Jeril, J'dee, S'rac and the rest will be, we can tell 'em about Joe's camping idea!" Yoli said, ushering them out of the room.

            "So, can you pronounce Kakkarot's earth name yet?" DA asked.

            "Um…you mean the whole name or just the first two letters?" Nadia sighed. "It's really hard!"

            "Yeah! I feel like I'm betraying Skittles." Yoli said unhappily.

            "Yoli," Joe started. "You are."

            "Yeah, but it's to help him!" Yoli defended.

            "That's what the cheating wives say on them chat shows." DA commented.

            "We're evil, evil girls. Committing adultery like this." Nadia shook her head ruefully.

            "Hey guys." J'dee greeted, slightly glancing up from the screen, where Jeril was beating S'rac on 'DragonBall-Final Bout'.

            "Ha! Super Vegeta always wins, especially against Kakkarot!" Jeril did a little victory dance. "Oh, hey guys. You finally managed to say Kakkarot's earth name yet?"

            "What is it with you people? Are you trying to mock my adultery committing self-existence? Well it's working!" Yoli screamed, grabbing her pigtails and pulling on them. "Self inflicted pain is only the beginning."

            "Yoli…chill." Joe tried calming down the hysterical girl.

            "What's with her?" S'rac whispered.

            "She's upset 'cos we're adulterers." Nadia shook her head.

            "You have a boyfriend?" J'dee asked in shock. "Why wasn't I informed of this?"

            "No, we mean against Vegeta!" Nadia explained. "Becoming a Go…Go…Goku…oh my God, I said it!" She didn't know whether to be happy or sad.

            "Said what?" S'rac asked in confusion.

            "Goku! I said it again!"

            "Look at her! At least I try and keep my infidelity a secret!" Yoli hissed, now she had stopped pulling her hair. "Whore."

"Yoli, chill! Remember, we're undercover! Think of it as being cruel to be kind!" Nadia coaxed her friend.

            "Yeah, we'll show them Goku freaks!" Yoli gasped. "I said it aswell! Now I'm a whore!" She screamed, causing everyone in the Games Room to stop and stare. "Heh, and I mean that in the most dignified way!"

            "Anyway, back to why we came here?" DA tried to get the conversation moving along.

            "Oh yeah, Joe's been thinking!" Yoli pointed at Joe proudly.

            "Are you sure that's a good thing?" S'rac joked.

            "Hell yeah! He said we should go camping!" DA exclaimed.

            "Camping? But it's so dirty!" Jeril complained, snarling at two boys who tried to pry the control pad from her hand.

            "But camping with the Z team promises to be fun." Joe added.

            "Oooo, maybe I can share a tent with Yamcha!" J'dee grinned at the possibilities this trip would create.

            "But, we must all harass…Goku, and cause him to allow us to take this trip either out of guilt or stress." Nadia tried out the 'new word' that had been added to her vocabulary.

            "Yeah!" Yoli cheered, causing everyone to, again, stop and stare at her. "Damn, you'd think you lot had never seen a whore get excited before!"

~*~

            "Hi Goku." Nadia smiled sweetly as she caught the Saiyan in, where else (?), the kitchen.

            "Uh…shey!" Goku greeted, his mouth full of cream and an unidentified green substance.

            "Yeah, we're pretending to be this guy's fans…why?" Yoli whispered to Nadia.

            "All in the name of our Prince." Nadia shot back, returning to smiling sweetly.

            "Goku, we were wondering…" J'dee began.

            "If you'd prove to be the nice, kind, brave…" Joe took over.

            "I'm gonna puke." Jeril muttered, scowling at Goku.

            "Um, did we mention kind? Kind Saiyan you are thought to be and take us camping?" Yoli asked.

            "Camping?" Goku swallowed his food.

            "Ya know, tents, open fires, marshmallows?" Nadia inquired.

            "Marshmallows? Yum! 'Course we can go!" Goku smiled as everyone began to cheer.

            "OK, spiffy!" Nadia grinned. "Uh…invite the others."

            "Others?" Goku looked confused.

            "Ya know…Vegeta, and them other guys who just stand around and watch our Prince in all his glory." Nadia's face took on a distant look.

            "Ecksnay on the we-love-Skittlesay, comprendre?" Yoli nudged her friend.

            "Huh? Oh yeah! We mean invite that baka Vegeta, mmmmm Vegeta, and the others. Green man, your offspring, baldy, three eyes and the doll- thing."

            "Oh, OK!" Goku smiled.

            "Oh, and don't forget tents!" Joe shouted after Goku as he left.

            "I think I handled being a Goku fan pretty well!" Nadia boasted, dusting off her hands.

            "You mean you were being a Goku fan then?" S'rac asked. "Damn, you two need some work!"

            "Hey, I was practically civil to him!" Yoli moaned.

            "Come on, let S'rac show you how being Goku obsessed is done!"

~*~

            "We have to smile at him?" Nadia asked in disgust.

            "Frequently." S'rac nodded.

            "This is like work!" Yoli complained. "Except harderer! Eeep, I'm becoming incoherent from boredom!"

            "I suppose we can finish for today." S'rac sighed. "I guess you two don't want that shrine back as much as I first thought."

            "We do!" Nadia and Yoli exclaimed.

            "Then concentrate!"

            "He's mean when he's on a power trip!" Yoli whispered.

            "I think it's attractive." Nadia smirked.

            "You're thinking about being unfaithful again! Stop being a whore!" Yoli hissed.

            "Calm down Yoli, I was just saying." Nadia rolled her eyes.

            "Now, when he or anyone else mentions his status as the strongest fighter…"

            "You liar, Skittles is the strongest! Don't make me come over there!" Yoli screeched.

            "You can't over-react…like that!" S'rac shook his head. "Now, when Goku displays naïve or 'cute' acts, what do we do?"

            "Smile?" Nadia asked lazily.

            "Example." S'rac watched as Nadia and Yoli envisioned Goku being 'cute' and tried to refrain from sneering and managed to turn it into a smile. Well, a grimace, but it was good enough for now. "Excellent, perhaps next time you could add a little 'aw' or 'ah'. Now, what do we do when he shakes your hand or places a hand on your shoulder?"

            "He actually touches you?" Yoli asked in disgust.

            "Gross!" Nadia exclaimed, revolted at the thought.

            "This is gonna be a long day." S'rac sighed.

A/N2: Hey guys, this is my last update before I go on holiday, so I'll see you when I get back! I hope to see a lot of reviews, and maybe I'll update sooner than intended! (Ah, bribery, the only way)