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And on to -

CHAPTER 3

That night, after the mall incident, after the fangirl incident, and the Bakura and Ryou incident....

Okay! That night, after the day had worn me out, Yami came home, looking very upset.

HE REFUSED TO TALK TO ME!!

At first...

Ah, stupid Bakura, stupid, stupid, Bakura.

Hey, he can't help it, he conversates with Marik. Hah, I crack myself up! Although, is conversate even a word? Hah, it's like Frug, that word I use to myself when I'm mad. Gotta be careful not to say it out loud, then those crazy fangirls will start using it. Ah yea I should definitely copyright that word.

So anyway, Yami walked inside looking all upset about something, though', being that I am an innocent hikari I have no idea what. If he asks about earlier I can just say my Yami took over and....

Oh wait....

Alright, maybe I should break the silence; he's giving me a weird look. And if I could read looks, which I can't, I'd say he was begging for me to say something.

"Ya-" I stopped, he turned away. Darn it Yami I'm talking to you!

"What?" He snapped, without ever turning back. Oh so that's how it's gonna be, I sat down and cried, well actually no. I'm in a rebellious stage of my life, so I fought back.

"What? I wasn't talking to you, I was gonna say Yams. Duh." Yea, oh my god, duh Yami! Yams, of course! What else would I be saying?

"Yuugi."

"What?" Ah my god, he called me Yuugi! He called me by my name? I wish I could just shrink into a hole right now...

"Yams?"

Heh, well maybe it wasn't the best lie I've ever made up, and maybe Yami doesn't even sound like yams, but hey, hey, hey.

I seem to like the word hey today.

Maybe I should buy it?

Alright, seriously now. Yami started to walk away; this wasn't working at all. He probably is just starting to hate me!! Ahh! Well I think I'll be running to my room now, and while I go and think things over I suppose I should also tell you what happened after that mall? Hm?

Pimp it!! Chapter 3 -

'EARLIER THAT DAY'

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"Yuugi?" I turned around from my spot at the porch, I was watching a bunch of fangirls beat each other up for my shirt. Yea, you guessed it, I was sugar high again. I went up stairs and found the ugliest shirt I owned and threw it at them, haha! I should auction myself off sometime!

"Yea Ryou?" I looked at him softly, I knew, even through my high-highness that he was probably upset at me.

"...I don't know." Ryou sat down beside me, placing his hands over his face, it made me frown to see him so upset. Darn it! I'll just have to tell him how Bakura feels! I mean come on! That'll hook em' up instantly! But then I'd lose the Yami I'm using to make my own die from jealousy! Ah, no!!

"Look Ryou-kun," I hear my old-self breaking out, darn old-self. "Bakura doesn't like me that way, and I only like Yami. Maybe you should confront him, tell him your feelings...Everything will work out!"

He looked up and sniffed, giving a slight nod, before returning his gaze back to the ground, and his hands. "Do you really think so Yuugi?"

I nodded, "I know so."

It was just then that Bakura had made his way through the crowd, and took Ryou, who was crying. He threw me such a look! It made me wince and draw back with fear. Ah poor Ryou.

"You-hurt-my-little-HIKARI!" He shouted, making the fangirls run, ah thank you Kura!!! "After I helped you??"

"No, Kura-Kun, please no he didn't..." Ryou tried to help but Bakura just yelled back at him.

"Shut up Ryou! Don't be an idiot; stop protecting those who hurt you!"

"I don't protect the ones that hurt me!" Ryou started to cry, "Yuugi didn't hurt me it was you, Bakura! All you!"

Bakura suddenly looked hurt, and surprised. Ryou was getting all upset, ah, give me popcorn!

"I-I..." Wow, Bakura was stuttering, who would have though he could? Ryou's so lucky, that he could affect his Yami in such a way, le sigh.

At that exact moment Ryou took off running, and Bakura, shortly after him. I could see it coming, they'd go home, confess their love to one another and then I'd be out of a Yami, since Yuuki took off to God knows where. I would be forced to cling to my fangirls...

Jou was left alone, well he had Yuugi, but he went upstairs, most likely to plot Yami's downfall. Jou was actually wishing to be a part of these plans, because he had someone's heart to win also. The boy's name was Seto Kaiba. A God among Gods. But he had Yami, who was just as hott as Kaiba. So him and Yuugi, basically had no chance.

Seto and Yami, the hottest couple ever, they seemed so perfect together. And this only left Jou feeling worse.

To think, the guy Yami despised most, was now making out with him!

But despite this, Jou still contained a ray of hope, he had a plan. Despite the fact that he'd get no help. Despite the fact that he was acting purely on his emotions, and hadn't even taken time to work everything out.

It was operation Break 'em up! as he called it, FIRST - He would get with Mr. Rich. Second - He would make sure Yami saw, heard, found out... And then they'd be as done as overly microwaved cookies!

"Hah! It's the perfect plan! I should be a Lawyer!"

Obviously, Jou wasn't too sure of what Lawyers did, but that didn't matter too much to the boy.

As long as he was able to make Seto Kaiba his own...

Ryou ran home as quick as he could, knowing Bakura was following him, and catching up fast.

Images of Bakura's face when he had told him that he was always hurting him crossed Ryou's mind. It was a bit cruel of him to say, but at that moment he couldn't help it. He was in love with Bakura, and he had no idea. He never thought about his feelings. EVER.

And he always jumped to conclusions. Like today, yelling at Yuugi was totally un-called for, after all, it was his idea to act as Yuugi's boyfriend. He started everything!

Ryou rushed into his home and up the stairs as quickly as possible; he had enough time to lock the door behind him. Which he was thankful for because at that very moment Bakura rushed up the same stairs Ryou had climbed only seconds before.

"Ryou, please, open this door!" There was a slight pause as Ryou's covered his teary eyes and sat down on his bed. "Now! Ryou?!"

"Leave me alone Bakura!" Ryou cried out angrily, didn't Bakura know when to stop?"

"Hikari, please!" Ryou looked up shocked, how often did Bakura call him that? And not use the word 'Stupid' before it?

Never.

"What?" Ryou asked, his voice was a bit calmer, although he was still crying.

"Ryou, I don't mean to hurt you I'm sorry, please! Believe me! I-I..." Bakura's voice faded beyond the door, making Ryou curious to what he was going to say.

"What Bakura?" Bakura could hear Ryou's voice just beyond the door; maybe he was about to unlock it?

He continued to stare at the white door, words rushing through his mind, but he wasn't sure what to say. "Never mind..." He muttered, earning a small "Fine" from Ryou.

He groaned, of course, he'd have to say it now, he couldn't think of anything else to do. "Ryou I...I like you...A bit..."

Ryou opened the door slightly, his tear-streaked face looking out at his blushing Yami, "You do?"

"Well yea..." Bakura looked away and closed his eyes, "I do."

Hehe, cliffy, sorry that Chapter sucked, and there wasn't much YamixYuugi, which this story revolves around, and don't worry SetoxJou fans, there will be more to come!

Kairi