The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic, nor do I own any alcoholic beverages mentioned or the songs 'I Want You Bad' by The Offspring, 'Tainted Love' covered by Marilyn Manson and 'Broken' by Bad Religion.

A/N: Hey everyone, I'm back and uploading already! I've only been back 2 hours, you lucky people. Here's Chapter 52 for your reading pleasure;

            "Hello." Yoli looked at the Goku table warily.

            "Hi!" The students greeted enthusiastically.

            "Um…hey. I'm Nadia, this is Yoli and…"

            "Hi Nadia! Hi Yoli!" The Goku fans interrupted.

            "As I was saying, we are new to being Goku fans." Nadia finished her sentence.

            "Aw, don't worry about it!" A girl with red hair said. "We have new members all the time! Want me to show you around?"

            "Psssh, why would I want a Kakk…"

            "What Yoli's trying to say is; we'd love it if you would!" Nadia interrupted, glaring at her friend. "Actually, we heard you had a…um…club."

            "Shush!" The girl hissed, looking around rapidly. "We don't want anyone knowing, especially those Vegetable-head freaks."

            "Why you…"

            "Heehee, yeah." This time it was Yoli who interrupted Nadia. "So, could we look at the club?"

            "Um…sure. But you'll have to go blind folded, as you're new and all. The president of our club has this insane idea that a member from the Vegetable-head club may be in disguise or something." The red head rolled her eyes. "Talk about paranoia."

            "Yeah, weird." Yoli laughed uneasily.

            ""C'mon then." The girl took two blindfolds out of her pocket.

            "Wow, you have those on hand?" Nadia asked, the thought unnerving her slightly.

            "Yeah, we had a couple of new recruits last week, and these were the jeans I was wearing." The red head explained, tying the blindfolds around Yoli and Nadia and helping them out of their seats. She guided them out of the cafeteria, and up the dorm staircase, tapping on a panel in the wall on the opposite side of where the V.I.T.B club was- her movements eerily like Yoli and Nadia's the day before. Suddenly, someone covered Yoli and Nadia's ears so they couldn't hear anything.

            "Woah." Nadia blinked as her blindfold was removed.

            "Psssh, can anyone say 'obsession'?" Yoli scoffed, ridiculing the layout of the hidden club. Unbeknown to her, it was exactly the same as the V.I.T.B club, save the Goku life-size posters instead of Vegeta. The colour scheme was also different- being orange and dark blue as opposed to royal blue and white with gold trimmings. Everything was the same, yet different, down to the chairs, which were arranged into a 'G'.

            "Look." Nadia nudged her friend, pointing to a corner of the room. A green light shone onto a glass cabinet from an overhead spotlight, illuminating the features of an average sized carrot dressed in an orange gi. The green leafs had been painted jet black and now stood up straight instead of flopping to the side. A cutout of Goku's face had been glued onto the front of the carrot.

            "Hmph, it's not that sacred." Yoli sniffed. "More like scary."

            "The monsters!" Nadia hissed, shakily pointing to a cage hanging a few feet away from the sacred carrot. There, in the cage, was the Vegeta shrine- or what was left of it. The glass encasement had been smashed, leaving shards of glass scattered over the contents. Various figurines had been vandalised- either with snot green paint or black marker pens, sometimes both. The bubble machine had been emptied, it's contents long evaporated.

            "Right, that's it!" Yoli announced, rolling up her sleeves.

            "Yoli, patience." Nadia gave a wry smile as she glanced at, what was, the Vegeta shrine. "Revenge is a dish best served cold."

~*~

            "It doesn't feel right getting ready for a party when we still haven't done anything about the shrine!" Yoli complained.

            "I know." Nadia sighed. "Believe me, I want to do something but…"

            "Yeah right!" Yoli scoffed. "If I didn't know any better I'd say you were enjoying being a Kakkarot fan!" She spat; glad she could use 'Kakkarot' now they were in the safety of their own dorm.

            "Calm down girls!" Sai said, as she emerged from the bathroom in her 'Tribute To Trunks' costume.

            "Yoli, I am not a Kakkarot fan!" Nadia looked disgusted at the thought. "I can just wait for revenge! Just imagining their faces is enough to keep me going!"

            "I guess you're right, as always." Yoli smirked at her reflection. "How do I look?"

            "Wow!" Nadia and Sai said in approval.

            "You look so much like him, it's scary!" Sai commented.

            "Heehee, I know." Yoli adjusting her Saiyan armour. "Damn, this spandex rides so far up your arse I'm surprised Skittles doesn't walk bow-legged."

            "He must've practiced before first wearing it!" Sai laughed, tying back her long, now lavender, hair.

            "Hey guys, happy birthday!" DA hugged Yoli. "Woah, Yoli, you look the Shiznick!" She commented.

"Thanks!"

            "You too, Sai!" DA added. "Uh…Nadia…no offence, but what are you supposed to be?"

            "She hasn't got changed yet!" Yoli interrupted.

            "I don't have a costume!" Nadia muttered.

            "I'm sure we can do something about that!" DA smirked evilly as she pulled Yoli and Sai into a circle and began whispering.

~*~

            "Guys, I look like a freak!" Nadia looked down at her costume.

            "No you don't!" Sai insisted.

            "I bet no one else will come as what you are!" DA added.

            "Besides, it's too late to change, people are here!" Yoli commented, running to answer the door.

            "Happy birthday!" J'dee hugged Yoli and handed her present to her.

            "Thank you!" Yoli grinned. "You look great…uh, whatever it is you are."

            "A communist!" J'dee said as she smoothed down her costume.

            "Of course." Yoli smacked her forehead.

            "I'll put the music on." Sai said, running over to the stereo she and Nadia had 'borrowed' from Tien.

            "I'll get it!" Yoli called, running to the door. "Hey SeaStorm! Thanks." She took the present SeaStorm, dressed as an angel, had handed her gratefully. "Yo S'rac!" Yoli spotted S'rac coming up the corridor.

            "Hey." S'rac smiled, handing her a present.

            "Spiffiness, presents galore!" Yoli added the present to her pile.

            "Happy birthday."

            "Thanks, Vegetto. Spiffy costume!" Yoli commented.

            "Thank you. Yours is great too." S'rac added.

            "Come in, come in. Eat, dance, drink. We 'borrowed' Roshi's 'secret' stash of alcohol." Yoli pointed to the crates at the back of the room. "I'll get it!" She called, as someone knocked just as she'd closed the door. "Skittles! What a pleasant sur…what's he doing here?"

            "I thought I'd bring Kakkarot along for the festivities." Vegeta smirked evilly. "I know how much it means to you him being here."

            "Hmph." Yoli crossed her arms and smirked. "Like my costume? Hey, what are you supposed to be?"

            "I am not 'supposed' to be anything. I am the Prince of all Saiya-jins." Vegeta narrowed his eyes as he pushed past Yoli.

            "What no present?" Yoli called after him. "What are you grinning at?"

            "I got you a present!" Goku handed Yoli a badly wrapped object. "I came as Piccolo." He pointed to the green face paint and turban he was wearing.

            "Great." Yoli rolled her eyes, tossing the package onto the pile, but 'accidentally' missing it, causing it to roll onto the floor.

            "Hey Vegeta, you made it!" Nadia grinned, giving Vegeta a hug. "What are you supposed to be?"

            "Baka brat, get off me!" Vegeta hissed. "Hmph, I could ask you the same thing."

            "Oh, I'm a toothbrush." Nadia scowled as Vegeta burst into fits of laughter. "Say, Vegeta, do your teeth need cleaning?" She smirked at the thought.

            "Stay away from me, hentai." Vegeta went to the back of the room and sat down.

            "I mean it, I need it. I want you bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Bad, really, really bad." Yoli sang along to The Offspring's 'I Want You Bad' as she walked up to Nadia and gave her a big hug. "I know you got Skittles to come, thank you."

            "No problem." Nadia grinned. "Besides, I don't mind having him in our dorm. What I wanna know is why Kakkarot is here." She glanced over at Goku, who was telling S'rac he looked familiar.

            "Skittles brought him as my 'present'." Yoli shook her head. "Ah well, he's here. How'd you manage that, though?"

            "Blackmail. I used the PowerPuff Girls footage we have of him." Nadia grinned, taking a drink of WKD.

            "Oooo, sneaky. I like it." Yoli laughed, as she went to answer the door and let more people in.

            "Hey, cool costume." Nadia said, as she approached S'rac.

            "Thanks." He smiled. "Uh…you too."

            "Yeah, toothbrushes are so cool." Nadia rolled her eyes.

            "Hey, no one else has the same costume." S'rac said, pointing to a group of girls who had all come as Piccolo and were each accusing Goku of copying.

            "Good point." Nadia laughed as the girls attacked Goku.

            "Hows the whole 'Goku-fans' thing going?"

            "Oh, great!" Nadia said. "They did steal the shrine. You should've seen what they did to it! A mess, it was! I can't wait until I get revenge." She rubbed her hands together in glee.

            "Hows that, he didn't know a thing about, making love to the kinda girl you read about…yo, Nadia, lookies what Sai got me!" Yoli stop singing along as she spotted her best friend.

            "What is it?" Nadia asked, trying to stop Yoli from waving it about so she could see it.

            "It's a pen of Skittles! Look what happens when I click this butto…oh, hey Skittles!" Yoli stopped mid-sentence as she saw Vegeta walk over.

            "I wouldn't click that if I were you, brat." Vegeta hissed.

            "Wowness, we match!" Yoli commented, standing next to Vegeta to prove her point. "Matching 'His' and 'Her' costumes!"

            "Hmph, don't get any ideas." Vegeta muttered.

            "Oh, these ideas have been here awhile!" Yoli laughed.

~*~

            "Aw, thanks DA!" Yoli hugged her friend as she opened the last present- a whisk.

            "In case Kakkarot wants a break from the frying pan." DA shot Goku an evil glare, causing him to gulp.

            "Oh, Skittles, it's our song!" Yoli squealed as 'Tainted Love' by Marilyn Manson came on. "Let's dance!"

            "This is not 'our' song, it is not even my song. Hmph, you must be crazier than diagnosed to think I'd dance with you." Vegeta folded his arms and smirked, causing a lot of the girls in the room to sigh.

            "'Truth Or Dare'!" Someone shouted.

            "Yeah!"

            "Alright then, we'll play 'Truth Or Dare'." Nadia grinned evilly.