The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Hey Joe, I know you probably didn't want to dress as Frieza (who would?) but I needed it to make this work. Hope you understand!
"What's 'Truth or Dare'?" Goku asked, cramming some popcorn into his mouth.
"A game." Yoli said to Goku coldly. 'Might aswell be mean to him while I can.' She thought.
"Well, we go around the circle and choose truth or dare. Truth is where you are asked a question and have to answer truthfully, and dare is where you are dared to do something." Crow Mirror, who had come as Android 18, explained, once everyone had created a circle.
"Thanks, Eighteen!" Goku grinned, mistaking the student for the real thing.
"Uh…sure thing, Goku." Crow Mirror looked at Goku strangely, shaking her head.
"Let's just play!" Yoli urged. "C'mon Skittles!"
"Hmph, I am not taking part in some childish, immature, stupid…I'm in." Vegeta joined the circle reluctantly upon seeing Nadia waving the 'PowerPuff Girls incident' Polaroid's around.
"Here, there's a spot next to me." Yoli patted the spare carpet next to her, which she had rudely shoved people away from to make room.
"Great." Vegeta rolled his eyes, sitting cross-legged next to Yoli. (A/N: Stuh-range mental picture there.)
"I'll go first." Yoli grinned. "I'll take a dare, and I want Nadia to give it me." She gave her best friend a meaningful glare.
"What?" Nadia asked, too wrapped up in her conversation with S'rac to realise Yoli was talking to her. "Oh…um yeah, I get you! I dare you to kiss Vegeta for one minute."
"Now this is what I call a fifteenth birthday!" Yoli smirked, grabbing a-hold of Vegeta's neck and pulling him down to her lips before he could protest.
"Idiot bitch of a brat!" Vegeta spluttered, pushing Yoli away from him.
"OK…well, maybe one second." Nadia said sarcastically.
"Aw, Skittles, are you blushing?" Yoli smirked.
"No, that would be the heat from the blast I am powering to wipe you out." Vegeta spat.
"Haha, very…oh." Yoli looked down at the bright ball of ki that was gathering in Vegeta's open hands.
"Now, Vegeta, don't do anything stupid." Goku said, standing up.
"Oh, fuck off, Kakkarot." Nadia rolled her eyes. "I'd rather get killed by Vegeta than have you saving me."
"Yes, Kakkarot, it is a privilege to die by the hands of the oh-so-dreamy Saiyan Prince, who, might I add, tastes like chocolate-covered jelly beans." Yoli licked her lips.
"Grrrr." Vegeta growled, getting into his 'my-blast-is-so-strong-it'll-kill-you-in-a-millisecond-then-I-will-dance-over-the-bloody-ashes-that-was-once-your-body' stance.
"Frieza's alive!" Vegeta roared in astonishment, letting go of his attack.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm…woah!" Joe's eyes widened as Vegeta's blast came hurtling over to him.
"Wow, I'd expect some screams of anguish, or at least a moan in his uncomfortable state." Crow Mirror commented.
"Well, he did a pretty good job on his costume, I'll give him that." Vegeta noted.
"Skittles!" Yoli glared at Vegeta, before running over to see if Joe was all right.
~*~ (Now, with the magic of author power, we will see the end of that scene from a different angle!)
"I am so late!" Joe groaned, balancing Yoli's present and card in one arm whilst grabbing his tail so he wouldn't keep falling over it. "Stupid costume store!" He cursed, looking at his Frieza-costume covered arms, which he had purchased for a ridiculous amount of money, as it was the only costume left. "That'll teach me for leaving things 'til the last minute." Joe shook his head. He didn't particularly like Frieza, who did? 'He' was a purple and white lizard that had a rather girlish voice, yet was referred to as male. Plus, 'his' sexuality had to be confirmed yet, not that Joe had anything against bi or homosexuals.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm…woah!" Joe's eyes widened a considerable amount as a bright, white ball of light came hurtling towards him. His body felt as if it was on fire, then he hit the floor with a sickening 'thud', causing everything to go black.
~*~ (Joe's mind…a relatively scary place.)
"Come here, pink bunny with Ian Holm's head as your fluffy tail." Joe coaxed to a rabbit that hopped past him. Joe followed the rabbit along the path of blue and pink jellybeans, the ones with the gooey centre, clicking his fingers to get the rabbit to come to him. Suddenly, the rabbit disappeared behind a tree that looked unmistakeably like a bag of 'Walkers Sensations' AKA 'Posh Crisps'. A gust of wind caused Joe to shiver involuntarily, causing him to realise he was standing in only his underpants and one fuzzy sock. A deep laugh echoed around Joe, causing him to shiver again, this time for a reason other than cold. He looked around rapidly, before the tree caught his eye. It was shifting into…Joe blinked a couple of times. It shifted into Vegeta, or rather shrank.
"Are you scared?" Vegeta barked.
"Y-y-yes." Joe looked confused.
"Not nearly as much as you should be."
"Hey, you stole that line!" Joe accused.
"I did not!" Vegeta replied indignantly.
"Yeah, ya did! You stole it from 'The Lord Of The Rings'!" Joe insisted.
"Oh, I guess you saw that. Damn." Vegeta swore, before returning to the task at hand. "Do you fear me, boy?"
"Your height, or rather lack of it, and ability to wear spandex in any type of weather scares me, yes." Joe replied honestly.
"Did you just call me small?" Vegeta demanded.
"No, I only implied it." Joe smirked, temporarily forgetting why he was unconscious and having this freaky dream.
"Right." Vegeta smirked. "Let's get the Care Bears out here!" The Saiyan Prince clapped his hands, causing a group of the 'Care Bears' to appear in all their sickly-sweet glory.
"We like children!" A blue one said happily.
"Let's sing!" A bright pink one walked over to Joe.
"You monster!" Joe hissed at Vegeta.
"Boy, do you like chocolate?" Vegeta asked, clapping again. Mountains of chocolate bars were showered over Joe and his new buddies. "Eat up!" Vegeta stood and watched the Care Bears force-feeding Joe the chocolate, smirking.
"Gulup!" Was all Joe managed to get out, before the blue Care Bear rammed another bar down his throat.
~*~
"Is he going to make it?" Nadia and Yoli stood quickly as the doctor entered the 'Relatives' room.
"Its hopeful. Your son is in a deep coma." The doctor said to Yoli, who had bent the truth just a little.
"Deep coma? How deep? Deep as in a hole, or an endless pit?" Nadia demanded.
"Well, your brother suffered extreme temperature changes in a short time. Plus the blow to his head when he fell is also an addition to that. There is a chance that Joseph will leave the coma and be fine, you have my word that myself and my team will do anything to help him." The doctor informed.
"But?" Yoli asked, knowing there had to be a 'but' in there somewhere.
"There is a 56% chance that Joseph will awake and not have the use of his lower body," the doctor hesitated before continuing. "Or, he may never wake."
"Dude, I saw this on ER last week!" Nadia commented.
A/N2: Wowness, this chapter had some semi-serious stuff in it…then Nadia had to ruin my moment *growls*
Anyways promoting Darkjourney's fic ... except he changed his name to neonatos so just look up the title "The Depth of Reality" Why should you read it? Well….it's good…plus myself, S'rac and J'dee co-write it with him. It is a DBZ/FF7 AU starring Yoli! Yup, the crazed bitch from OFUD is now let loose with Vegeta, Cloud AND Sepiroth- the lucky, lucky girl! Anywho, yeah, it's good so read…or else I'll set my goldfish on ya!
On another note; people who I add to my fic because they want to be in it, then complain because I got a silly fact wrong like them, for example, eating lettuce when they are allergic to lettuce, must understand that they wanted to be involved and approached me. If they didn't specify they were allergic to lettuce, then that's their problem, not mine and I'd appreciate it if the sarcastic comments through email would stop over a couple of tiny mistakes. You risked being in this fucked up fic, so live with it!