Kairi - So........Em.......Ah???

Yami - I'm guessing you're trying to say it's time for the next chapter?

Kairi - Something to that effect...

Crimson - Hah, you're an idiot!

Kairi - And you're a loser.

Crimson - Stares daggers Ohh, if looks could kill....

Kairi - You'd be dead when you looked in the mirror...

Yuugi - ...

And on to -

CHAPTER 5

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Yami took to walking aimlessly around the house, watching, waiting, for something....

Like maybe Yuugi, Or a call from Seto.

Both were, something to look forward to. Yet, he knew Yuugi wasn't going to look at him and think the same thing. It was all fun and games for Yuugi, how he played with Yami's emotions without really even knowing it.

And then there he was, Yuugi, sitting on the porch throwing things at random girls. Why were those girls even there? Was it Yuugi's looks, maybe Yami's? Or was it the money, or maybe it was the fact that Yuugi gave them so much attention, which wasn't really a bad thing, it was actually nice of him.

And so Yami took a breath and went to join Yuugi outdoors, hoping he wouldn't say something stupid, somehing that would end in another, "Bakura's twice the Yami you are!!!"

Okay, Okay, so the light had never said that, but it was only a matter of time before he was completely replaced. He sighed, walking up besides his shorter twin, "Hello Yuugi."

Yuugi looked out of the corner of his eye, giving a nod to acknowledge his Yami, "Hey."

Now, about now Yuugi wasn't so sure he was ready to talk to his Yami, ready as in he hadn't wiped the 'I love Yami so much!' thoughts out of his head quite yet. That didn't mean he wasn't happy to see him, he did realize, however, that he was going to have to turn his head so Yami wouldn't see the blush forming on his face.

WHY ON EARTH DID YAMI HAVE TO BE SO HOTT??

"Hey Yami." He said cooly, for once not messing up his words.

"Ahh! Yuugi talked!" Some girl cried from their small audience.

"You have quite an amount of fans, Aibou." Yami chuckled softly, knowing his was amoung one of them. He was probably what Yuugi could call his 'biggest' fan.

"Yea, though I have to say it's your fault."

"Oh? And why is that?"

"You know, cause' you helped me win all those duels. You are the real Game King after all. They seen you on TV and thought 'God he's..." Yuugi suddenly stopped, his eyes widened. "Oh silly me I have some phone calls to make!" And he ran off in the other direction, leaving a confused Yami in his wake.

'Did he...Almost call me hott?'

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Pimp it!! Chapter - 5

'Another story to tell'

Jou walked calmly down the street, ignoring the stares he was recieving from his new outfit.

Black, Tight, Leather.

Yami always wore it, it worked for him, Why not Jou?

Not only that but he cut his hair, not too much shorter, but enough to were he could spike, with a bit of gel, hairspray, glue...

Sigh.

Jou wrapped his arms around his head and looked up, he really didn't have enough money to be doing all this. But for Seto Kaiba it was worth it, and for Yuugi, if he could help Yuugi get with Yami it was worth it.

He strolled non-chalently into the Kaiba-Corp. building, and took the elevevator up to Kaiba's office. Ignoring the secretary's comment on how Kaiba had found himself another 'man-whore'.

He entered his office, it was quite, except for Kaiba's pounding on the keyboard of his laptop. He didn't even bother to look up, this enraged Jou, after all that...

"Hey there Seto." Jou walked up to his desk and leaned against is, looking toward the door, instead of at Kaiba. After a moment of silence Kaiba answered.

"Something you want mutt?" Kaiba growled, hiding his liking for Jou's new look.

"Yea, actually," Jou turned his head to Kaiba, who had his eyebrows arched. Score! Jou was heading in the right direction. He got up quietly and strutted over to the other side of Kaiba's desk where he sat, staring at Jou. "It's something only you can give me..." He whispered seductivly into Kaiba's ear, making him close his eyes and swallow.

Kaiba knew what he wanted. But he wasn't sure if he could give it to him. He was with Yami, even though they both told each other they were going for Jou and Yuugi, even though they promised each other that this wasn't serious.

He had feelings for Yami, and he knew Yami had feelings for him too. Maybe they should talk this out again, now that Jou had stepped into the picture unexpectedly. He had thought it would be him after Jou, instead of vice- versa.

"Jou, my puppy..." Kaiba purred as Jou bent down to kiss him lightly on the lips.

Maybe...Maybe it was time he and Yami went seperate ways...

Or maybe, he just wouldn't tell him.

So he could kiss Yami, at least once more.

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!!YUUGI's POV!!

"Sexxy, Wow, I'm so friggin' hott!" I looked at myself in the mirror, I was wearing a new pair of dark blue jeans, and a ripped hot pink leather top. Along with my collar, and a few spike bracelets.

I turned and saw Yami watching me, his eyebrows raised high.

"So, where are you headed?" He asked, leaning against the doorway.

I just smirked and walked past him, and then stopping a few feet away from him just to say "We're heading to the movies."

I turned quickly and put my hand to my mouth and smiled shyly, "Sorry. I wasn't sure you wanted to come, so I didn't say anything." I shrugged, "I figured you'd be out with Seto anyway."

Yami's face turned bright red, I felt bad again, 'Get over it. He'll be mine soon.' I told myself, yet, there was still that burning doubt at the edge of my mind. He loves Seto Kaiba, he angry cause' I 'm his light, not cause' he likes me, that way!

I'm arguing with myself again, just ignore it. But he started it! Me I mean, hah, anyway...

I walked out the door and headed to Ryou and Bakura's home, not knowing of the horror I was about to have placed upon me.

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!!YAMI's POV!!

Ignore it.

Ignore it. Ignore it.

IGNORE IT!

It's useless, I can't, I lost to Bakura, I, Pharaoh Atemu, the TRUE Game King has lost to the tombrobber. Oh but what would the old Yuugi have said?

"Yami! Don't give up!"

And the new Yuugi.

"Hah, whatever, go ahead, give up! I'm not worth the effort anyway..."

It hurts to now be able to read Yuugi so easily, to know how weak hearted he is, For his sake, My Aibou, I refuse to give up!

I should follow Yuugi to the home of that vermin, Bakura of course, Ryou's nothing less than an angel and Ra knows how he can stand to live with such a monster!

I bounded quickly out of the front door, and spotted Yuugi walking up the street, good thing I'm a yami. I have the skills I need to go unspotted!

But really, maybe I should just go wait somewhere closer to town, until they come by, otherwise it may be harder to spot them. Besides...If my memory hasn't failed me this time, I can sort of remember Yuugi saying something about going to the movies.

Curse those evil, big screens!

"OUCH!"

Ra-Forsakened tree, it just popped up out of no where!

"Tree! I hope you have a happy life in the Shadow realm!!"

Oh Gods, nevermind, there isn't enough time!

"I'll be back for you later."

I've got that tree shaking in it's boots.

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Meanwhile Marik and Malik watched Yami from behind, wide-eyed at the Pharaoh's attempts to shake a tree.

"Why, how...."

"Can Yuugi stand him, I have no idea." Malik shook his head which hurt after all of the laughing him and his Yami had been doing. Watching everyone and their petty little love problems was too much fun. And attempting to work them along, or in other words, hook them up, was even more fun.

"Well, I say we head toward Bakura's." Marik tilted his head toward the other, giving a slight nod off in the direction of the Tomb raider's home. Sure it sounded like a fun idea, but was it really their right to get caught up in the business and plans of Bakura? He might get angry...

And that made it even better.

With a matching smirk on both of their faces they strutted off to Bakura's house.

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"Bakura's super cool, awesome, 'Make Yuugi Hott' makeover!" Bakura said slyly, coming at me with pencils, and eye shadow.

I screamed, really, wouldn't you?

Well when it was all said and done I couldn't complain too much, afterall, I didn't look half-bad. Okay, I admit, I looked at my reflection in the mirror and saw Yami. And that's definetly not a bad thing, not at all. I smirked at my reflection and squealed in delight. It was so much like staring at him, I could just kiss the mirror right now. And if Bakura and Ryou weren't there I probably would have.

"So brat, ready to go?" Bakura took my arm in his and walked me to the front door, where, for some reason, Malik and Marik stood looking at us with those scary smirks plastered on their faces, they were up to something. Ryou happily welcomed them in, closing the door behind them.

"We seen the Pharaoh heading toward town." Marik said simply to Bakura who laughed knowingly.

"He's playing according to plan." He said putting his hand to his chin, "Now, I know as soon as we leave he'll follow. Here's the plan..."

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Yami peeked through the window of the coffee shop he sat in, looking to see if they were coming. Of course they were, but what was he going to do anyway? He let his back slide down the wall as he pouted. He was losing his dear aibou to that baka tomb robber! He lifted his head slowly, his eyes flaming, or at least, it felt that way. He had an idea!

He'd call up Seto Kaiba! Oh but then....

He hated feeling like he was using him, and he was. But they agreed to that right?

Yami sighed deeply, 'Okay, maybe I do still like him a bit...I mean we've been dating for about a half-year now...

It'd be so hard to break it off now, and if Yuugi was truly happy with Bakura, then so be it, he could spend the rest of his life with Seto! Yami was suddenly shook from his thoughts by the sound of the door opening, he shrunk back into the darkness of an alley as Malik, Marik, Bakura, and Ryou all passed, Yuugi, for some reason lagging behind, though he soon quickened his pace to catch up to the others plus his white haired 'boyfriend'.

Yami got out of his spot in the alley, tripping over his own feet. "Itai!" he yelped, but then remembered what he was up to and followed after the group.

"Kura? Where are we going?" Yuugi asked, still not to sure of what Bakura had planned out for the night. Sure he skimmed over the details, but only himself and Ryou really knew of what was going to happen. What if something went wrong?

Yuugi shuddered, what if Yami found out that this was just a plan to get him to drop Seto? He would turn his back on him...

Yami, who wasn't far behind began to notice their surroundings turn more city as they entered the far downtown area. What could they possibly be doing here? And why was Bakura attaching himself to Ryou like that. Obviously Yuugi had noticed too as he turned his head to watch Bakura's actions.

Wasn't it a bit early?

Yuugi began to lag again, these boots were really killing his feet.

"Bakura!" Yuugi groaned walking a bit faster to catch up once again. "Kura I can't walk in these boots...."

"Well I'm sorry Yuugi, no one asked you to dress this way!" Bakura shouted turning around and wrapping an arm around his smaller look-alike. "Though', I can't say that you look bad..."

Bakura smirked, "Yea, you know...if you dressed like that a little more often we'd still be together.

Yuugi stopped dead in his tracks, 'Now Bakura? In the middle of the city your just gonna drop me? Nice plan loser...'

"Kura, what do you mean?" Yuugi paused for an answer, but they all just continued walking, except Ryou who turned and gave Yuugi a sad shrug before being pulled off again by his evil-self. "Bakura!"

Yuugi stopped and looked down broken heartedly, scuffing his feet hopelessly against the ground before crouching down and hugging his legs with his arms. "Oh..." He moaned softly, making Yami's heart stop.

'Had they...'

Dare he think....

'Had they broken up!?'

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Long enough for ya? I sure hope so, don't expect an update for a while! MWhaahahha! Of course, If I get a lot of reviews it'll be sooner then later...

Crimson - Oh just wait for the next chapter! There is gonna be sososososo much Yami torture! cackles

Yuugi - Oh, poor Yami-kun!!!

Yami - Sigh

Oh just wait til' he catches....

Crimson - Puts her hand over Kairi's mouth Shush ya idiot!

Oh, heh, sorry...