The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2

Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.

A/N: Stuh-range stuff happening last chapter O.o Oh, and to avoid confusion, the Goku club is called 'G.I.T.B' but Vegeta fans refer to it as the 'K.I.T.B', for obvious reasons. Chapter 54;

            "Remind me why we're here?" Nadia asked, looking around at the small room that was now occupied with the majority of students they knew, in their costumes.

            "Because we are 'irresponsible, disappointing young women and the fact that you held a party without permission, drank alcohol and put a student in a coma is not acceptable behaviour'." Yoli quoted what Piccolo had said earlier.

            "Hey! It wasn't us, it was Skittles!" Nadia reminded her friend.

            "Yeah, but we couldn't incriminate my, I mean our, Skittles and risk the chance of him leaving the University!" Yoli added.

            "Good idea." Nadia high-fived her friend, just as Piccolo walked in.

            "I don't know what you two look so happy about." He said gruffly. "And you," Piccolo gestured to the other students. "Should be hating these two right now."

            "I don't, any excuse to visit my Juunana-gou." SeaStorm smiled gratefully at the two girls.

            "Well, that will soon change when you all get interviewed on what exactly happened at that party…separately."

~*~

            "What is this thing?" Nadia asked for the umpteenth time.

            "I've told you! Some 'animal', and I use that term loosely, Piccolo has given everyone present at the party to make sure we don't try and get our stories straight." Yoli explained.

            "Ugh, it's so ugly." Nadia looked down at the one-eyed, pondweed-green thing, that could only be described as a 'monster'.

            "I think it's cute!" Yoli patted the monster on the head. "I'm going to call you 'Skittles Junior'!"

            "If I was Skittles, I'd be offended." Nadia commented. "We're in." She grinned triumphantly, pocketing the screwdriver that had helped her break past the G.I.T.B alarm system.

            "Great!"

            "Um…won't that thing tell on us? As it's one of Piccolo's…uh…friends?" Nadia asked.

            "Nope, I've corrupted it already!" Yoli seemed proud at that fact.

            "Wow, a record in only an hour and forty-six minutes!" Nadia checked her watch.

            "Skittles! What have they done to you?" Yoli wailed as she saw the Vegeta Shrine once more.

            "Come on, there's nothing we can do for it now." Nadia shook her head sadly, the thought of revenge keeping her going.

            "You're right." Yoli sniffled as she tore her gaze away from, what was once, a shrine.

            "Now, Kakkarot, how do you like blenders?" Nadia and Yoli cackled evilly as they approached the Sacred Carrot.

~*~

            "That's the last of it." Yoli washed her hands thoroughly, getting rid of the orange stains the carrot had left behind.

            "Dude, that was a big carrot!" Nadia stated, looking at what they had made, a tub of carrot soup and some leftover carrot juice.

            "Here's a good Skittles, you eat that evil Kakkarot!" Yoli gave her monster some soup, which he gobbled down straight away.

            "C'mon, lets get this down to the cafeteria!" Nadia grinned maliciously, putting the bowls and mugs onto a serving trolley.

~*~

            "Hi guys!" Nadia greeted, her voice sickly-sweet.

            "Hey!" The chorus of replies came from the Goku table.

            "Want some soup and juice? It's carrot, your favourite!" Yoli grinned, handing the soup and juice to everyone.

            "Mmm, this is delicious!" A girl who had taken a spoonful of soup commented. "I bet the carrot was a Class A!"

            'These guys sure know a lot about carrots.' Nadia looked at the fans as if they had grown another head. 'Weird.'

            "Actually, it's not Class A." Yoli grinned evilly, running what she was about to say next through her mind. "It's a third class baka." She tried to stifle back the fits of laughter, but when Nadia started giggling she couldn't help herself.

            "Huh?" A girl with pink hair asked, more than slightly confused as to why the two girls were in hysterics.

            "Well, the carrot we used to make all that stuff," Nadia began to whisper, so all the fans were craning their necks to hear. "Was the Sacred Carrot."

            "What?" A shrill shriek demanded.

            "You heard, you Kakkarot losers!" Yoli laughed, causing both girls to unzip their jackets and reveal the T-Shirts underneath which read 'Skittles' Bitch'.

            "You lied!" The blonde they had spoken to earlier accused.

            "The Kakkarot losers are smarter than we thought!" Yoli commented sarcastically.

            "Anyways, losers, we gotta go. Bon appetite!"

~*~ (Deputy Head's Office AKA Piccolo's)

            "Please, take a seat." Piccolo said sarcastically as Yoli was called into the room and immediately sat down.

            "Uh…I already have…" Yoli said, a look of genuine confusion crossing her features.

            "Don't get smart with us!" Piccolo barked.

            "Coolness, you called me smart!" Yoli's face lit up. "So, gentlemen, what was so urgent you felt the need to call upon me for this meeting?" She asked in a formal voice, considering Piccolo's earlier comment.

            "This is regarding the party you had last night." Seventeen informed. "Why didn't you invite us?"

            "Sorry guys, it's just I was trying to keep it a secret from you so if I invited you, you would've…oh bollocks." Yoli smacked her head.

            "Ah, so you did have a party!" Piccolo chuckled.

            "Party? I'd say more of a little get-together. A little music, tea, biscuits…" Yoli trailed off.

            "You mean drugs, alcohol and sex!" Seventeen accused.

            "What?" Yoli looked shocked. "People had sex at my party? I should be the only person to have sex at my party cos it's my party! Why didn't I have sex at my party?" Yoli demanded. "Skittles was there too! I blew the perfect opportunity!"

            "Vegeta was there?" Piccolo asked, suddenly very interested.

            "Uh no…I said 'Skittles', as in the candy." Yoli covered up.

            "You wanted to have sex with Skittles the candy?" Seventeen asked in disgust.

            "Yes." Yoli said miserably. 'The things I do for that incredibly fine Saiyan.' "Especially the purple ones. They turn me on in ways you can only imagine."

            "Uh…I think you can go." Piccolo looked at Seventeen to verify it. "Yes, you can go."

            "Thanks!" Yoli grinned, getting up to leave.

            "I think I'll put you down for some counselling, perhaps psychiatric care. You're obsession with Skittles seems almost inhuman." Seventeen commented.

            "Dude, you have no idea how obsessed! I have pictures over my wall, a desktop on my computer and I dream about my Skittles every night! Mmmm, Skittles." Yoli said, before leaving.

            "That girl needs serious help." Piccolo commented.                               

            "Yeah, the way she spoke about this candy named Skittles made me feel as if it was almost a real person!"

~*~ (The Deputy Head's Office AKA Piccolo's Office- Nadia's turn)

            "Care to tell us about what took place last night, Nadia?" Seventeen asked.

            "Last night? Well, I had a kick ass dream involving Skittles, myself, Sean William Scott and a hot tub." Nadia offered.

            "That's not what we meant." Seventeen shuddered involuntarily.

            "Not what we meant at all." Piccolo looked disgusted.

            "We were referring to what happened in your dorm, and how that came about."

            "The party, in other words. Admit it, you were having a party! Then it all got a little out of hand. A student is critically injured because of that party!" Piccolo accused.

            "Party? What party?" Nadia feigned innocence.

            "It's OK, Nadia. No ones blaming you for hurting Joseph…" Seventeen soothed.

            "No, just for putting the nails in his coffin!" Piccolo commented.

            "Guys, do you really think this whole good guy/bad guy thing is gonna work? Dude, they've used it over fifteen films, three short series and even an episode of 'The Simpsons!'" Nadia shook her head. "I expected better from you two."

            Piccolo glanced at Seventeen before saying, "You can go."

            "Were we really that obvious?" Seventeen asked, once Nadia had left.

            "I thought we were rather good, myself." Piccolo replied.

            "Yeah, that kid has no idea what she's on about."

A/N2: Today is August 30th, 2002. Yes, I can tell already that the date strikes fear into your hearts-the new school year starts soon. Unfortunately, as this will be my first year doing GCSE's, I won't be able to deliver a new chapter every other day, as I usually do. Instead, it's been restricted to at least once a week. I want to keep this fic going and I still have another semester to go after this, not forgetting a possible sequel, so I will still be updating. Thanks

            Anyways promoting Darkjourney's fic ... except he changed his name to neonatos so just look up the title "The Depth of Reality" Why should you read it? Well….it's good…plus myself, S'rac and J'dee co-write it with him. It is a DBZ/FF7 AU starring Yoli! Yup, the crazed bitch from OFUD is now let loose with Vegeta, Cloud AND Sephiroth- the lucky, lucky girl! Anywho, yeah, it's good so read…or else I'll set my goldfish on ya!