The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Hello all! How've you been? Well, a Camping Trip is coming up soon, and for all those who've wanted to get into OFUD, now's your chance! Just send an email stating the name you want used, age, vital stats (eye/hair colour, height, clothing), personality and your favourite DBZ character to staceytitch@aol.com. Here's Chapter 55;
"You have both done an excellent job. You are true members of V.I.T.B. Accept these limited addition T-shirts and quote boxes as a sign of our gratitude." Vega handed Yoli and Nadia a T-shirt each, the caption basically reading 'Vegeta' as it needed nothing else, and an image of the Prince himself, in his Galick Gun stance. The quote boxes were tiny plastic boxes, which doubled as key rings and would emit a random Vegeta quote at the touch of a button. All the members of the V.I.T.B club applauded as Nadia and Yoli returned to their seats. "Now, for the real reason I have called you here today. As you all know, I am not getting any younger, I am almost seventeen. So, I have decided the time has come for me to leave OFUD."
"But, Vega, why?" Gasps and cries came from the Vegeta fans upon hearing this announcement.
"I have decided to travel the World. There is a life outside of OFUD, and I would like to experience it. Do not fear, my love for DragonBall Z, and especially Vegeta, has not wavered. They will hold a very special place in my heart. Besides," Vega half-smiled. "I have decided to give someone else a turn at being president." More gasps rose from the crowd as they now realised they had a chance to become president of the infamous V.I.T.B club. "Please begin campaigning, as I will be announcing the winner at the end of next week, so you don't have much time left!"
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"V.I.T.B Club?" S'rac asked in confusion.
"Exclusive organisation based on the wonder that is Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyans." Nadia explained.
"Ah."
"So, help me?" Nadia asked.
"Sure. Where's Yoli?" S'rac asked.
"I haven't told her yet." Nadia said, as S'rac raised his eyebrows. "I wanted it to be a surprise. I mean can you imagine how happy she'll be when I tell her I'm president of the V.I.T.B club? We could run it together! Assuming I win, of course." She stacked the printer with more paper as it printed out her campaign posters.
"Well, the key to a good campaign is the slogan. Any ideas?" S'rac asked.
"How about 'Vote Me…Then Go Pee'? It's advertising me as president and reminding you to free up space in your bladder."
"Uh…leave the slogan to me." S'rac offered.
"I was hoping you'd say that." Nadia grinned.
"Now…colours?" S'rac asked.
"Royal blue, white and gold of course!" Nadia looked disgusted at the thought of anything else.
"Of course." S'rac rolled his eyes. "Now, what are you offering?"
"Offering? Dude, I'm not campaigning to be a whore!" Nadia glared at S'rac.
"Huh? No, I mean what can the voters expect from you!"
"Oh…well, I can make a mean chocolate and fudge sundae." Nadia replied.
"Right…culinary skills!" S'rac smirked in satisfaction. "Anything else?"
"I'm a good listener."
"Counselling experience. Perfect." S'rac typed this into the computer. "Now, can you rhyme anything with 'duck'?"
"Fuck, suck, luck, truck, muck, puck, tuck, yuck." Nadia answered.
"And undiscovered poet. I think that's all we need!" S'rac grinned, adding some final touches.
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"Hey Joe, how are you?" Nadia asked the motionless figure.
"Dude, the nurse told you, he's in a coma! He won't reply!" Yoli stated matter-of-factly.
"I know Yoli! But everyone talks to people who are ill, it's on TV all the time!"
"Oh right." Yoli said thoughtfully. "Joe, did you have sex at my party?"
"Yoli!" Nadia shouted.
"Hey, I need to know! Well, did you?" She directed the last part to Joe.
"Yoli, he wasn't there long enough." Nadia sighed.
"Maybe he did it in the hall!" Yoli offered.
"In a Frieza costume? Some how, I don't think so." Nadia shook her head. "Everyone misses you Joe."
"Well, not everyone, cos not everyone knows you, and if someone didn't know you but missed you, then that'd be some freaky shit." Yoli laughed. "What?"
"Nothing." Nadia snatched the balloon and flowers they had brought off Yoli before she could ruin them. "We got you some presents. And J'dee and S'rac said 'hi', I think they're visiting you tomorrow."
"I feel weird talking to a dead guy." Yoli shuddered.
"Yoli! He is not dead!" Nadia shouted. "He's in a coma!"
"Dude, it's the same thing!"
"No, it's not."
"Excuse me." A nurse peered around the door. "Visiting hours are now over."
"OK." Nadia replied.
"Nooo! You're not taking him! Not Joe! I know what you crazy nurses get up to!" Yoli screamed at the nurse.
"Yoli, what the hell's wrong with you?" Nadia hissed at her friend, before saying to the nurse, "Don't mind her, she's on a lot of medication."
"I watch TV, Nadia, I know what those freaky nurses and doctors do. Taking out a spare heart here and there, hoping no one will notice when my friend comes home without a heart! Well I will, lady, I will!" Yoli prodded the nurse in the arm, before stalking out of the hospital.
"Heh…I'll see you tomorrow." Nadia grabbed her coat and hurried after her insane friend.
Anyways promoting Darkjourney's fic ... except he changed his name to neonatos so just look up the title "The Depth of Reality" Why should you read it? Well…it's good…plus myself, S'rac and J'dee co-write it with him. It is a DBZ/FF7 AU starring Yoli! Yup, the crazed bitch from OFUD is now let loose with Vegeta, Cloud AND Sephiroth- the lucky, lucky girl! Anywho, yeah, it's good so read…or else I'll set my goldfish on ya!