The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z-Semester 2
Disclaimer: This is based loosely on Camilla Sandman's fiction 'The Official Fanfiction University Of Middle-Earth' with her permission. I do not own any DragonBall Z characters mentioned in this fic.
A/N: Ok, NO MORE ENTRIES! Dude, I got lots! Oh, and I think it's really weird that people who have never reviewed wanna be in OFUD. Wanna be in? Review! I have a star next to ya bio's and once you review it'll be taken away, meaning I'll put you in. Fair's fair. Oh, and don't worry if some of your fave characters are your second choices in OFUD, it's cos so many ppl love Vegeta (not surprisingly). By the way, it's every Friday I update, from now on. Here's Chapter 56;
"I like it!" Nadia said, smoothing another poster onto a wall in the University.
"Yeah, I thought 'Crazy, obsessed and in love with Vegeta? Then vote Nadia-she's just like you!' would catch the Vegeta fans' attention." S'rac informed.
"Hmmm, interesting poster." Nadia said, before plastering her own over it. The poster that was there before was the shape of Vegeta and had blue lettering emblazoned across it, reading 'I'm In Love With The Prince, What More Do You Fucking Want?'.
"Hey S'rac, Nadia." Jeril waved.
"Hey!" They both greeted.
"I didn't know you were campaigning." Jeril commented.
"Yeah, I think it'll be fun."
"Oh, well you definitely have my vote!" Jeril assured.
"Thanks." Nadia smiled gratefully. "Wanna help?"
"Sure." Jeril took some posters and got to work.
~*~
"Here Skittles, Skittles, Skittles." Yoli called as she paced down the Forbidden Corridor.
"Can I help you, Miss Smelt?" Bulma asked, appearing from the Staff Room, her arms crossed and her foot tapping on the wooden floor.
"Nope." Yoli gave a huge fake smile.
"Then can you explain what you are doing up here?"
"Looking for something." Yoli's eyes narrowed. "What's it to you?"
"In case you have forgotten, I am a member of staff and should be treated with respect." Bulma hissed.
"Respect should be earned." Yoli smirked.
"Miss Smelt, I will advise you to apologise for that remark!" Bulma insisted, her face turning a deep shade of red.
"Dude, if I wanted advice I would've bought one of those trashy magazines." Yoli huffed, turning on her heel.
"Miss Smelt! Don't you dare walk away!" Bulma called after Yoli, who just kept on walking.
"Stupid bitch." Yoli smirked as she left the Forbidden Corridor. "Here Skittles, Skitt-oof!" She fell over something and lay sprawled at the bottom of the stairs.
"Meep!" Skittles Junior ran over to Yoli and licked her face.
"Skittles, you shouldn't hide at the bottom of staircases!" Yoli scolded gently, before breaking into a grin. "Where've you been anyway?"
"Meep meep!" Skittles Junior replied.
"Really? I've trained you well!" Yoli got up and hugged her pet monster. "Did you give them Kakkarot losers a hard time?"
"Meep! Meep meep!" Skittles Junior barked.
"I can just imagine their faces!" Yoli laughed uncontrollably. "You've done well, my little Skittles." She stroked her monster affectionally.
"Meep meep?" Skittles Junior asked.
"I dunno, I haven't seen her for awhile." Yoli said thoughtfully. "Let's go find Auntie Nadia."
~*~
"Hey Yoli!" Nadia greeted her friend as she entered the dorm. "Weren't you supposed to return that thing yesterday?"
"Nadia! Skittles Junior is not a thing, he has feelings too ya know!" Yoli picked up Skittles Junior and hugged him. "I couldn't let him go, and Piccolo hasn't asked about him yet."
"Ah right, sorry. Anyway, I'm glad you're back, I've got some exciting news for you." Nadia grinned.
"Me too! I mean I've got some exciting news for you, not you've got…ya know what I mean." Yoli insisted.
"Yeah." Nadia laughed. "Let me go first."
"Hey, what's that in your hand?" Yoli asked, spotting the paper.
"Oh, well this has something to do with the news. I'm campaigning for president of V.I.T.B! This is a crappy poster I found, I mean, if this is my competition, then I am sooooo gonna win! It'll be great! What do you think? Yoli? Yoli? You're looking a bit red…are you OK?" Nadia looked concerned.
"Bitch." Yoli mouthed.
"Eh?"
"You utter and complete bitch!" Yoli roared, launching at Nadia.
"Yoli! Yoli, what the hell?"
"Bitch! You stole my idea! And my poster is not 'crappy'!"
"Meep." Skittles Junior shrieked in terror and hid under Yoli's bed.
"Hey guys, what's-woah!" Sai exclaimed as she entered the room. "Stop it!"
"This psychopath attacked me!" Nadia shrieked, gasping for breath.
"She stole my idea!" Yoli accused.
"Just calm down and tell me what happened!" Sai instructed.
"I told her about me campaigning and…"
"She stole my idea! I decided to campaign first!" Yoli yelled.
"Uh oh…you're both campaigning for the V.I.T.B club, I assume?" Sai asked.
"Yes, she stole my idea!" Yoli repeated.
"I did not! You stole my idea!" Nadia insisted.
"She called my poster crappy!" Yoli yelled.
"I didn't know it was yours! Besides, it is crappy!" Nadia smirked.
"Slut!" Yoli roared as she began pulling at Nadia's hair.
"Takes one to know one!" Nadia screamed, grabbing hold of Yoli's hand.
"Stop it!" Sai roared.
"Bitch." Yoli hissed as she let go of Nadia's hair.
"Wanka." Nadia hissed back.
"C'mon guys, just apologise and make up like you always do." Sai pleaded.
"No way!" Nadia shook her head.
"Yeah, our friendship is over!" Yoli added.
"This means war!" The two girls stared each other in the eye, before Nadia got up and stalked out.
Anyways promoting Darkjourney's fic ... except he changed his name to neonatos so just look up the title "The Depth of Reality" Why should you read it? Well…it's good…plus myself, S'rac and J'dee co-write it with him. It is a DBZ/FF7 AU starring Yoli! Yup, the crazed bitch from OFUD is now let loose with Vegeta, Cloud AND Sephiroth- the lucky, lucky girl! Anywho, yeah, it's good so read…or else I'll set my goldfish on ya!